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  1. #5695

    What a simp LOL

    Quote Originally Posted by Elvis2008  [View Original Post]
    As for being worthy, when you are with a woman who stops traffic and is sophisticated enough to be on the president of Colombia's arm. , it begs the question, "And what is she doing with me?" That is when the question of worthiness arises, but now I see why you do not get it given the kind of women you run with.

    She has already been pursued by jet owning multi millionaires. I bet most of the women you are with have never been on a plane.
    As much as you put your jet owning multi millionaires pursued gal on a pedestal LOL, you would think you would not have a problem linking her social media or at least share a picture of this drop dead gorgeous so we could see for ourselves what you're always talking about LOL. By the way does your elite GF know you constantly talk about her on almost a daily basis on a hooker forum? LOL.

  2. #5694
    Quote Originally Posted by Anthony2023  [View Original Post]
    Haha I seen those on TikTok or memes of people saying they don't want to risk dying by using those because I seen photos of some airbnbs even have them with the wires exposed LOL. So they're electric shower heads? Just curious, regardless anytime I stay at a Airbnb I prefer one that has a ceiling rainfall type shower. Might as well if you're paying for one.
    However, in all fairness to Paulie, there is a hotel I stay at when I'm in Bogota that has a tank hot water heater that services all the rooms in the hotel and they literally do cut it on and off (to save gas I suppose). Anyways I always have to go down to the reception and ask them to turn on the hot water for me in the mornings if I want to take a shower before like 8 am when they turn it on by default. And usually by 3 pm it's turned off again. Maybe that is where he got the idea of cutting the hot water on and off.

  3. #5693
    Quote Originally Posted by Anthony2023  [View Original Post]
    Haha I seen those on TikTok or memes of people saying they don't want to risk dying by using those because I seen photos of some airbnbs even have them with the wires exposed LOL. So they're electric shower heads? Just curious, regardless anytime I stay at a Airbnb I prefer one that has a ceiling rainfall type shower. Might as well if you're paying for one.
    Yea it's an electric shower head that's wired directly into the circuit breaker. It turns on automatically when you open the water valve and it heats up the water within about 5 seconds and I've taken a shower for up to a half hour and it stays hot the whole time. The trick is to only open the water valve just enough to trigger it to turn on and then you get perfect hot water just like in the US. Or if it's hot outside and you want a cooler shower then you open the valve a little bit more and it comes out cooler. My last trip I didn't have it and I was taking cold showers for the whole 3 months, so when I got back in January this was one of the first things I bought LOL.

  4. #5692
    Quote Originally Posted by Anthony2023  [View Original Post]
    Haha I seen those on TikTok or memes of people saying they don't want to risk dying by using those because I seen photos of some airbnbs even have them with the wires exposed LOL. So they're electric shower heads? Just curious, regardless anytime I stay at a Airbnb I prefer one that has a ceiling rainfall type shower. Might as well if you're paying for one.
    They're pretty popular. Many of the houses up on the hills are put together using scrap and they aren't properly set up with services. No gas lines, water and electricity are sketchy. They use a propane cylinder to run the stove. It would be difficult to install a water heater because no planning went into building the house. But wiring is easy to run, so showerhead heaters are used.

    They wouldn't be so scary if they were wired through GFCIs.

  5. #5691
    Quote Originally Posted by JjBee62  [View Original Post]
    When I do, I won't cry on ISG about my ungrateful ex who I relocated to a different country.
    No, you cry about getting dumped on social media to try to suck money out of people by playing the victim.

    Quote Originally Posted by JjBee62  [View Original Post]
    You're the guy who tries to be an alpha male then says a man has to be worthy of a woman. You're the guy who says a 10 is a woman who is the most sexually desirable and then say your woman's 14 year old daughter is a 10. .
    Never said I was an alpha male nor daughter was a 10. You have built so many straw men you are a fire hazard.

    As for being worthy, when you are with a woman who stops traffic and is sophisticated enough to be on the president of Colombia's arm. , it begs the question, "And what is she doing with me?" That is when the question of worthiness arises, but now I see why you do not get it given the kind of women you run with.

    Quote Originally Posted by JjBee62  [View Original Post]
    You clearly didn't understand the estrato system and I doubt if you understand it now.
    I heard of the Colombian class system when I first went to Colombia long ago. You told me nothing I did not already know. Like everything else, you state the obvious and proclaim yourself a genius. Maybe you should write 10 pages on that too.

    Paulie says you are obsessed with this system, and you make it out to be as daunting as nuclear physics. Why? To impress people with your "solid" strata 4 girl? You pulled the same inflated image crap with Viliany's "La Qunita" hotel.

    Quote Originally Posted by JjBee62  [View Original Post]
    I spent 5 years committed to a woman, yet we often swapped, or had group sex with 4 or 5 other couples, or 3 somes with another girl.
    When you say committed, did you mean you were both in a mental institution? That is the only way the term committed makes sense.

    Quote Originally Posted by JjBee62  [View Original Post]
    I Sex is just sex.
    Not for women. If she does not care that you are fucking other women, then she does not really care that much about you.

    Quote Originally Posted by JjBee62  [View Original Post]
    I never had any monogamy to give away.
    Yeah, no sane woman would ever believe you could be faithful.

    Quote Originally Posted by JjBee62  [View Original Post]
    I still have the same girlfriend, or whatever.
    Or whatever? Why do you guys do this? Mr. E is fucking everything that walks while having a "girlfriend". Huacho has this 50 something toothless ex-ho he calls GF and you have a SB you are saying is a GF. WTF?

    Quote Originally Posted by JjBee62  [View Original Post]
    Did I call in lawyers and start talking about marriage? No.
    I didn't "call them in" but why would you use lawyers? You have nothing to protect, but your fianc should to protect herself from your mountains of debt.

    Quote Originally Posted by JjBee62  [View Original Post]
    Only an idiot would pull a woman from a third world country, give her a first world lifestyle and expect happily ever after.
    "First world lifestyle" sounds like a line you feed women in your centro dive bars.

    Maybe once a week I wish there was something in Colombia I had from the USA. Outside of my gal and her daughter, my life is 99% the same in Colombia as the USA.

    And I bet my gal lives better in Colombia than your "first world" lifestyle.

    I am already the family provider, and marriage is the way for us to get more time together. Nothing more. My primary concern was the kind of Democratic douche judge you know and love who would void a contract and rule that my gal was entitled to half if things did not work.

    As for the strip clubs, yeah, that would be a problem with your sugar baby not my gal. She has already been pursued by jet owning multi millionaires. I bet most of the women you are with have never been on a plane.

    It is true that your "solid 4" SB is an upgrade from your usual, the ghetto dwelling, glue sniffers of El Centro you pay off with food stamps. But when you say guys here cannot date the elite, you are making my point. You do not think you are worthy of dating an elite woman like my gal, and I agree. You losers need to quit trying to compete with your "girlfriends" and be happy with your multiple skanks.

  6. #5690
    Quote Originally Posted by Gabacho  [View Original Post]
    I can 100% vouch for jjbee62 about the hot water shower head thing. Here's a cpl pictures of the one I installed in my apartment. I absolutely love it BTW. If you want the water really hot you just open the valve a little bit and if you want it Luke warm then you open the valve more.
    Haha I seen those on TikTok or memes of people saying they don't want to risk dying by using those because I seen photos of some airbnbs even have them with the wires exposed LOL. So they're electric shower heads? Just curious, regardless anytime I stay at a Airbnb I prefer one that has a ceiling rainfall type shower. Might as well if you're paying for one.

  7. #5689
    Quote Originally Posted by Elvis2008  [View Original Post]
    Just think of it this way. If you are committed to a woman, she is going to give you all she is got. So however good she is, add 10% to that.
    Dude you must have been asleep at the keyboard when you wrote this. Since when does one person's commitment have to do with how the other person acts or treat them? Never. Remember you were committed to the chick in Peru and all you got was shit in your face.

  8. #5688
    Quote Originally Posted by Villainy  [View Original Post]
    So, explain this to me Elvis. You say that you will cover her expenses until she starts working. But in previous posts (listed above) you said she pulled herself up by her bra-straps and had a government job. Later you chastised people for claiming she was your hooker dependant when she had a job.

    So which is it? Is she working now? Has she ever worked? (Other than as a hooker?) Did she lose her government job when the boss who hired her got tired of her blow-jobs?

    I think your inconsistency needs an explanation, don't you think.
    I think that was a typo. She pulled herself up by gringo's nut sacks.

    The only thing consistent about Elvis is his inconsistency.

  9. #5687

    New Story Alert!

    Quote Originally Posted by Elvis2008  [View Original Post]

    She is not and has never been a sex worker. She got on SA because her friends found BFs and husbands there.

    The big thing with her is that she said that she would sign whatever I wanted. Her concern has always been just being with me. I know how it sounds but she has backed it up. I told her that I did not want what she earned, and she said she did not want what I earned, so we are just going to keep things separate. I will cover the expenses until my gal starts working, but the overall expenses will probably be about the same as I am not going to be having to keep two places afloat.
    Quote Originally Posted by Elvis2008  [View Original Post]
    (Post #5088)
    And here you go again. In what world do you think you are the equal of everyone here? My gal got pregnant and pulled herself up by her boot straps. She got a government job, worked out 3 hours a day, and has been an amazing mother with a child with a bright future. She is in her early 30's and done more with her life than you have. Can you believe that? Yeah, she was not just straight up about cash or looks.
    Quote Originally Posted by Elvis2008  [View Original Post]
    Post #5162
    Why are you making a comment about her job like that when you know nothing about what she did? Because you are jealous and you say something you know is not true. When you say ranking a girl 1 to 10 is subjective, that means you are not dating a 10. When you say elite status is determined by what level housing the woman lives in and back off once you feel like my gal has yours beat, that is why I think you and know are dating less than desirable women.

    And the stuff with my girl is the funniest. I have not put a photo of her up, did not say what level housing she lived in, did not mention her job specifically, yet that has not stopped your crew, Huacho, Mr. E, and V from saying the most nasty stuff about her. And when you idiots do that, it speaks volumes about you all.
    So, explain this to me Elvis. You say that you will cover her expenses until she starts working. But in previous posts (listed above) you said she pulled herself up by her bra-straps and had a government job. Later you chastised people for claiming she was your hooker dependant when she had a job.

    So which is it? Is she working now? Has she ever worked? (Other than as a hooker?) Did she lose her government job when the boss who hired her got tired of her blow-jobs?

    I think your inconsistency needs an explanation, don't you think.

  10. #5686
    Quote Originally Posted by JjBee62  [View Original Post]
    Paulie apparently didn't understand how hot water worked. I'm going from memory here, he said I didn't have the hot water turned on. Hot water isn't a service that can be turned on or off. There's either an installed heater, or there isn't. There wasn't. Fortunately, Colombia has a cheap and easy option for anyone with basic electrical skills, a showerhead heater. Works great, takes 5 minutes to install.
    I can 100% vouch for jjbee62 about the hot water shower head thing. Here's a cpl pictures of the one I installed in my apartment. I absolutely love it BTW. If you want the water really hot you just open the valve a little bit and if you want it Luke warm then you open the valve more.
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  11. #5685
    Quote Originally Posted by Elvis2008  [View Original Post]
    Yes.She is not and has never been a sex worker. ...
    That is what I am trying to point out. I don't know what others are thinking but I guess some will think like me.

    Quote Originally Posted by Elvis2008  [View Original Post]
    I do know now. ...
    You never know so you must speak to a divorce lawyer on how to protect yourself before you commit to marriage.

    Quote Originally Posted by Elvis2008  [View Original Post]
    LOL. Maybe. Just think of it this way. If you are committed to a woman, she is going to give you all she is got. ...
    I am not committing to anything, not to the type of girls I am seeing now anyway. I mostly just observe and go alone to agree with them with a smile. I know when they take advantage of me but I am not concerned about that small amount as long as we have fun together. In this case, this girl is bring her friends to have sex together and thinking I am not having sex with other women so I think generosity has its reward sometimes and it pays off in a way that is unexpected.

  12. #5684

    Still waiting Paulie

    It was a simple question. Why can't you answer it? I'll rephrase it and ask again.

    According to you, I'm a horribly disfigured, unkempt wretch, who nobody could possibly bear to be around. All of that may well be true, let's assume it is. Now the question:

    Why did you keep seeking my company?

    You sent me a PM and wanted to meet. I didn't know who you were because you never posted. We met and had a few beers. Instead of politely making an exit so you wouldn't have to see my grotesque form or listen to my inane conversation, you asked me to accompany you to a casa. Why?

    I've never known which casa it was, because I never had a desire to return. You said it was your favorite, but when we arrived there were only 3 girls and only 1 looked decent. Unfortunately the Colombian who was there before us took her. You took the average looking one then later complained about her horrible odor. Meanwhile, I turned down the only other girl, but took the 4th one who showed up. She was nothing special, but was clean and enthusiastic. Strange that with all your experience, you didn't know a casa with halfway decent women. Sorry. I got distracted.

    After we parted ways, you wanted to meet up again, this time in Parque Lleras. Why? I'm so horribly disfigured I'd cause the Elephant Man to retch and listening to me is worse than fingernails on the blackboard, but you not only suggested spending the evening together, you stayed for several hours. What possessed you to waste your time with such a freak?

    Up to the point where you went postal, every day you were messaging me. What was the appeal?

    And it didn't end there. Once you had an excuse to send me a PM you were again messaging me every, single day. Then, after getting drugged, you made a trip to Parque Lleras, just to see me.

    Please explain it. Your descriptions of me depict a freak show in a torture chamber, yet time after time you sought my companionship. After your terrible experience, of all the people you might have messaged, or called, instead you took a taxi hoping to find me. Tell me why.

    You haven't seen me since I sat down to listen to your story. Therefore, I had to have been, in your eyes, a shambling, drooping, moss-headed boor before then. Why? Why? Why? Why were you not only willing, but eager to place yourself in my presence then, but now feel you must constantly expound upon my horrifying description?

    Come now. With all that integrity you're overflowing with, you should have an honest answer to such a simple question.

  13. #5683
    Quote Originally Posted by Elvis2008  [View Original Post]
    And this from the guy making fun of me for a breakup with my ex Venezuelan fiance years ago? LOL. The lack of honesty is what makes this forum so rough. Everyone is trying to pretend they are a stud on a hooker board. So JJBee makes a year of drinking, whacking off, going in debt, and hanging in a bar into this wonderous journey instead of the obvious truth, he hit rock bottom.
    Come on. I've made fun of you for dozens of things. It's so easy. You're the guy who tries to be an alpha male then says a man has to be worthy of a woman. You're the guy who says a 10 is a woman who is the most sexually desirable and then say your woman's 14 year old daughter is a 10. You're the guy, well I could go on for hours, but I think it's obvious that making fun of you, on almost any subject isn't difficult.

    Is dementia contagious? If so, did you catch it from Paulie, or did he catch it from you? I've been over and over that entire year, which will have ended 5 years ago in 5 days,10 times or more. Yet neither of you seem capable of remembering any of the details except it was in Colombia and a webcam model was somehow involved. The rest you just make up whatever sounds good at the moment.

    Paulie keeps going on about me renting an apartment, when I didn't. He blabbers that the failed deal with the webcam model lasted a year, then I tried for another 3 months to start a webcam studio, rented another apartment and somehow managed to fit 15 months into 1 year (352 days). It doesn't even make sense. If, after a year, I had rented another apartment, which would have required a minimum of 6 months deposit, where did the money come from? I was already broke. Remember?

    He says I ran the webcam model's camera, which is impossible. I was there because the model was supposed to be starting her own studio. The studio never got started, I worked for 2 other webcam studios, but there wasn't enough work, and eventually received a small payment for my time. Not enough to cover what I'd spent, but enough for a few more months.

    You and Paulie constantly fantasizing about me masturbating would freak me out, except I got over any homophobia long ago. It's just strange that 2 middle aged men are always imagining me masturbating and aren't ashamed to tell the world that they can't think about me without visualizing me stroking off.

    Back on subject. Sure. On March 28,2018, I was feeling low. However, on March 29 I had a job and a place to live. Within a few months I was out of debt and improving my situation. It's been almost 5 years, I've not only replaced, I've upgraded everything I had before all of that. I've recovered my losses and then some and my income is double what it was before I started.

    During that year (I'll repeat what I've already stated several times because between the 2 of you, your combined IQ barely breaks 80) I met a lot of people (ISG members, expats, Colombians, business owners, plus plenty of women), I improved my Spanish from struggling to put together 3 sentences, to carrying on conversations with several people at once, and I got to know Medellin. I made friends who will last a lifetime and I made memories. So, looking back, it was an incredible journey, it cost me very little and gained me a great deal. Feeling down for a few weeks was a small price to pay.

    But you can see through it if you read enough of his posts. Like I said, he had a sugar baby he stupidly called a GF, and it did not work out. I could see it a mile away. Instead of asking how I knew, he does what he always does and engages in the same narcissistic bullshit he always employs, no one can understand my life only me. You didn't understand how hot water worked, and I did not understand the strata system. Only Professor Shit for Brains knows all.
    That's incredible! You could see it a mile away? But you've never been within a mile of it, which means you can't see it. I still have the same girlfriend, or whatever you and everyone else who knows nothing about it wants to call her. I spent a few weeks deciding whether or not I wished to continue and decided to keep her around for now. It's approaching 2 years, 3 years since we started talking. I'm pretty sure she's less expensive than bringing in a bunch of lawyers to draw up prenuptial agreements, or in relocating a hooker to another country.

    Paulie apparently didn't understand how hot water worked. I'm going from memory here, he said I didn't have the hot water turned on. Hot water isn't a service that can be turned on or off. There's either an installed heater, or there isn't. There wasn't. Fortunately, Colombia has a cheap and easy option for anyone with basic electrical skills, a showerhead heater. Works great, takes 5 minutes to install.

    You clearly didn't understand the estrato system and I doubt if you understand it now. You demonstrated beyond any doubt that it was as foreign to you as finger puppets are to a snake. Remember how it's so easy to make fun of you?

    Nobody CAN understand my life. There are times when even I'm scratching my head. You would have to be insane, I'm talking rubber room, strait jacket, constantly medicated, stark raving lunatic, to think you can understand another person's life, particularly someone who you've never met. Fuck, you can't even understand my relationship with my girlfriend, or the estrato system.

    So Professor Shit for Brains commits to his SB he calls GF, pays for everything, and a few months after that, things do not work out. We all know damned well what happened because it has happened to all of us. He gave away his monogamy to a woman who did not earn it. Quit being such a patronizing dick and learn something for once.

    But will he learn something this once? Hell, no. You can expect the 10 page War and Peace novel like he just wrote to you about his health, and what will be the theme? You do not understand, Elvis.
    What else can the theme be? When you clearly don't understand, I'm rather limited. For example, it's not been a few months, closer to 2 years, I haven't paid for everything, except when she came and stayed with me in the US. But I have to pay for my living expenses regardless. It just meant I spent more on food.

    You apparently know damned well what happened, but I'm lost. Can you fill me in on what caused the breakup which never happened? Or just tell me why I was considering moving on.

    I never had any monogamy to give away. I don't see things in that way. For example, I spent 5 years committed to a woman, yet we often swapped, or had group sex with 4 or 5 other couples, or 3 somes with another girl, every weekend. Sex is just sex. Sometimes it's great, but if your sole definition of a relationship is how often you're getting laid, it's not a relationship.

    Now, did I stop seeing hookers? Yes. Did I stop trying to find new girls? Yes. I'm well past the point of needing any more Whatsapp numbers. Did I call in lawyers and start talking about marriage? No. Only an idiot would pull a woman from a third world country, give her a first world lifestyle and expect happily ever after. Check any strip club in the US and you'll find those third world ex-wives, sucking dicks for dollars. Matter of fact, a good friend of mine has introduced me to several guys she knows who married third world women (she's a third world woman herself). Every one had nothing but regrets.

    All I did was decide to stay on this ride until I get tired of it. When I do, I won't cry on ISG about my ungrateful ex who I relocated to a different country. I'll just go back to whatever feels right.

    By the way, you might want to check out War and Peace again. It's more than 10 pages.

  14. #5682
    Quote Originally Posted by Huacho  [View Original Post]
    Right, because for "men like you," that's only a dollar a pound!
    Lmaoooooooo wtf LOL.

  15. #5681
    Quote Originally Posted by Villainy  [View Original Post]
    The only person on here that is known to stay in cheap hotels is Paulie. Of course his jealousy rages when he sees that other people are staying in places he could never afford. As to staying at Energy; you shouldn't have any issues. The main problem you will face is that if you are pulling girls form Bello or up North, they may be very late especially if you are pulling them during rush hour when las autopistas are jam packed with traffic.
    Yeah I could see that being the case with its location. I think me and my lady friend that's traveling with me will stick to mostly pulling girls from the clubs.

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