Stupid shit in Medellin

[Huacho]

So I was looking for the best sex, and eventually tired of the hookers and upped my game and got the pay per meet sugar babies.

All of whom, of course, are hookers. And if you think your current woman is not a hooker, and never had sex for money before meeting the great Elvis, you are delusional. To be clear, there is nothing wrong with any of that, other than you're just so fucking stupid to deny it. I would say you are stupid not to realize it, but you realize it and know it, so that makes it even more stupid to deny it. Denial is a river in Egypt as far as you are concerned.

[JjBee62]

They say the average person lives to be 75. Jjbee if I was you, I wouldn't waste your last remaining years going back and forth with people on the net. Can't be good for your health.

In my family, those who make it past 60 average making it past 89. Oldest made it to 108. Several got to 95.

Mostly I don't worry about it. If I wake up tomorrow, that's fine with me.

[Elvis 2008]

I'm staying at energy living for a week next month. Will girls get wet when they see where that I brought them there or will they instantly dry up?

Neither. Energy Living has made its name as a place where foreign mongers can stay and not pay room fees for women. The best part of it was seeing all the fine women coming and going. English was spoken more there than Spanish.

My room was about half the size of a typical hotel room and the bed was on par with the shitty ones in strip clubs. Maybe there are nicer apartments there but mine was highly rated on Aibnb and sucked, and I think I paid $100+ a night there. I saw nothing impressive looks wise.

It looks nice from the pics I seen but some of you guys are talking like these hotels are for peons. Do peasants stay there? Maybe I should of stayed at the charlie or click clack hotel?

Even with the higher end hotels, the rooms are really pretty much the same as the lower end ones. What separates the high end from low end is the service and the public areas. The higher end hotels have nicer pool areas, gyms, lobbies, and restaurants but those vary. I do not expect any hooker who has seen many of the places to be impressed though. They might put their nose up at the lesser hotels though. Of the high end hotels, the Marriott was the nicest and Intercontinental was second. The best value was the Dann Carlton though, great pool area.

But the main thing with me was the bed comfort for fucking and the guest fees. Though not centrally located, I thought the Fairfield Inn in the Marriott chain was the best for mongers. You can bypass the lobby as it is on like the 7th floor and bring in how ever many women you want and being a Marriott, you can count on a decent bed, hot water, and okay food.

But if you are bringing a woman with you and this Hotel Dorado (I. E. Viliany's La Quinta) really has these Deluxe rooms without guest fees, I would look at getting two rooms there. You get a cheaper room for you and your woman and then a deluxe room to play in. Make sure though you emphasize the other room is not for your woman but solely for playing.

[Elvis 2008]

I guess you have advanced to the next level.

Yes.

I think 35 is too old if she is a sex worker.

She is not and has never been a sex worker. She got on seeking.com/ SA because her friends found BFs and husbands there.

But if look at preferred411, you will see tons of women in their 40's and 50's getting top $ as SWs, and very few are even in the same ballpark as her looks wise.

I also think others think you will be taken advantage of in the end. To me that is what most of the comments is about. You said you don't know either so it remains to be seen.

I do know now. The group that came and visited us in Colombia had several lawyers in it. I was told prenups are the most contested contracts there are by a lawyer in California. That is what made me nervous. However, in Texas unlike California, the prenups are upheld. As one lawyer said about Texas, "they have to be". I mentioned a plan to give her what she is getting now, and another said, "You do not have to be that generous. ".

The big thing with her is that she said that she would sign whatever I wanted. Her concern has always been just being with me. I know how it sounds but she has backed it up. I told her that I did not want what she earned, and she said she did not want what I earned, so we are just going to keep things separate. I will cover the expenses until my gal starts working, but the overall expenses will probably be about the same as I am not going to be having to keep two places afloat.

One thing I have said to guys here that has been misunderstood is to only commit to Colombians who are in the elite class. For the poorer Colombians, they cannot think long term. With the elite, they typically have a relative working in the USA and the wage disparity is very real to them. In my gal's case, her daughter wants to be in a elite profession and has the brains and work ethic to do it. The difference in career income for her if she worked in Colombia versus the USA is in the millions of dollars. The difference between my gal's daughter and the typical Colombian is she knows it is possible. She has met enough Americans who have told her the job she wants is doable besides me.

If you are an elite hard worker, those millions is the money that matters. If not, then the guy's money is what the women will focus on.

II had a date this week that reminds me of you. The girl asked to come to my place after work with a catch. She had a friend visiting her. After some conversation, both came. After greeting, my date told her friend I wasn't seeing other chicas, and asked me to confirm it to her friend. She brought her friend to my place to have sex so she knows I do have sex with other girls like her friends. But I guess in her mind, I wasn't seeing others. Fast forward, we finished around 2 AM. She asked to sleep with me in my room and her friend in another room. I told her I only registered her and not her friend so they couldn't stay overnight. She said to me: Thank you for trusting me. That was unexpected. Do I have a future to have as good sex as you have?

LOL. Maybe. Just think of it this way. If you are committed to a woman, she is going to give you all she is got. So however good she is, add 10% to that. So if she is among the best you have, then yeah, you might but do not forget the three month rule. That is about how long after you commit that so many woman get comfortable and will make your sex life less of a priority.

The problem is all women would swear their men are sexually satisfied and that they are the bomb when they are in bed. These women, especially the ones in demand, almost cannot conceive that any guy could not be satisfied with them.

That was a line in the movie Annie Hall. The wife said we have sex all the time like twice a week. The guy said we never have sex and only have it like twice a week.

Like I said, you can talk to the woman about your future sex life, but at the end of the day, I was like why would I want to be with a woman who does not sexually satisfy me? So I would re-evaluate things after you commit in three to six months and ask if your sex life is good because if it is not and you are an ex-monger, you are going to cheat, and you do not want the stigma of being a cheater.

There is all this bullshit about counseling and making it work. One of the things a Men Rights guy said, and he is totally right, is that a relationship should not be hard. Hell, I could just see a counselor making out some sex schedule to make sure a guy's sexual needs are met. Fuck that. If your woman no longer wants to fuck you, get out.

I have given the hot and great in bed sugar babies second and even third chances. In EVERY case, I asked myself why I dumped then and a short time later remembered why I did after said women behaved the same way. If you think you should leave a woman, you probably should because IMO things are rarely going to get better.

IMO finding a woman who is going to always sexually satisfy a guy is tough, and that is why I think it is not something most guys should shoot for. IMO it is far more likely guys are going to be sexually satisfied rotating women than hooking up with one woman.

[Elvis 2008]

He sold everything, put all his worldly belongings in two suitcases and moved to Colombia to rent a room from a webcam girl he met spanking his monkey online. She used him for one year then told him to scat, leaving him with never any pay for his labors. He admitted to all of this, then for months cried and cried in social media about what a victim he was to anyone that would listen.

And this from the guy making fun of me for a breakup with my ex Venezuelan fiance years ago? LOL. The lack of honesty is what makes this forum so rough. Everyone is trying to pretend they are a stud on a hooker board. So JJBee makes a year of drinking, whacking off, going in debt, and hanging in a bar into this wonderous journey instead of the obvious truth, he hit rock bottom.

But he'll fight to the death here for any face saving, as ISG is the only place he has where he can pretend to be important. Everyone who truly knows him knows better.

But you can see through it if you read enough of his posts. Like I said, he had a sugar baby he stupidly called a GF, and it did not work out. I could see it a mile away. Instead of asking how I knew, he does what he always does and engages in the same narcissistic bullshit he always employs, no one can understand my life only me. You didn't understand how hot water worked, and I did not understand the strata system. Only Professor Shit for Brains knows all.

What really pissed me off the most with my ex fiance was not her stringing me along. It was being in South America and being sexually unsatisfied. For whatever reason at the three month mark in a relationship, I have seen so many women just put other things in front of sex in a relationship. At that point, you can either talk / gripe about it, lie and see other women, or just do what I did and never commit. Of course, the bullshitters here will say that NEVER happens with them, but that is where I came up with the phrase, one made fun of here, that you have to earn my monogamy. The societal default is if you are fucking one woman, you only should be fucking her is one I no longer recognized.

So I was looking for the best sex, and eventually tired of the hookers and upped my game and got the pay per meet sugar babies. If I rotated a group to keep them fresh I was finally sexually satisfied. I did not have to worry about SBs not fucking me. And of course, life fucked that up, and I meet this current woman who wants it more than I do and who has never, ever said no to anything and we are going on two years now. All it took was 50+ years of my life to find it though.

So Professor Shit for Brains commits to his SB he calls GF, pays for everything, and a few months after that, things do not work out. We all know damned well what happened because it has happened to all of us. He gave away his monogamy to a woman who did not earn it. Quit being such a patronizing dick and learn something for once.

But will he learn something this once? Hell, no. You can expect the 10 page War and Peace novel like he just wrote to you about his health, and what will be the theme? You do not understand, Elvis.

[Nounce]

When you really care about someone, you throw out the calculator....

I guess you have advanced to the next level. I think 35 is too old if she is a sex worker. I also think others think you will be taken advantage of in the end. To me that is what most of the comments is about. You said you don't know either so it remains to be seen.

I had a date this week that reminds me of you. The girl asked to come to my place after work with a catch. She had a friend visiting her. After some conversation, both came. After greeting, my date told her friend I wasn't seeing other chicas, and asked me to confirm it to her friend. She brought her friend to my place to have sex so she knows I do have sex with other girls like her friends. But I guess in her mind, I wasn't seeing others. Fast forward, we finished around 2 AM. She asked to sleep with me in my room and her friend in another room. I told her I only registered her and not her friend so they couldn't stay overnight. She said to me: Thank you for trusting me. That was unexpected. Do I have a future to have as good sex as you have?

[Villainy]

All this talk about cheap hotels and mediocre apartments. Bed bugs. Has me concerned.

I'm staying at energy living for a week next month. Will girls get wet when they see where that I brought them there or will they instantly dry up?

Anyone have bed bug issues there? It looks nice from the pics I seen but some of you guys are talking like these hotels are for peons. Do peasants stay there? Maybe I should of stayed at the charlie or click clack hotel?

The only person on here that is known to stay in cheap hotels is Paulie. Of course his jealousy rages when he sees that other people are staying in places he could never afford. As to staying at Energy; you shouldn't have any issues. The main problem you will face is that if you are pulling girls form Bello or up North, they may be very late especially if you are pulling them during rush hour when las autopistas are jam packed with traffic.

[Anthony2023]

There's a minor flaw with your diagnosis. That's without considering the fact you've never known what you're talking about, with anything.

As a licensed commercial vehicle operator, I'm required to get a physical every 2 years. If I don't pass, I don't drive. If I have a significant health concern, at the very least that requirement will be reduced to every year. Or even every 6 months.

Funny thing, my atrial flutter, a type of arrhythmia was first detected 7 or 8 years ago during my physical. The GP wouldn't sign off until I saw a cardiologist. Lots of tests, no symptoms, nothing adverse. He prescribed beta blockers and put me on 1 year physicals. I've been back on every 2 years for the past 5 years.

If, as you claim, I've been rushed to the hospital several times due to severe cardiac arrhythmia, I would no longer be allowed to drive a truck. Which means someone needs to explain why I've bought over 1200 gallons of diesel fuel this month (photo attached).

I have fainted. 3 or 4 times, once in Medellin, over the last 11 years. At least twice I wasn't on medication for the atrial flutter. Catch me on another day and I'll explain why it's not a huge concern, at least for me and my cardiologist.

I've been rushed to the hospital several times? If I include the Navy Dispensary, then yes, in my life I've been rushed to the hospital several times. Here's the full list..

They say the average person lives to be 75. Jjbee if I was you, I wouldn't waste your last remaining years going back and forth with people on the net. Can't be good for your health.

[Huacho]

For men like me, $500 a month is a paltry amount..

Right, because for "men like you," that's only a dollar a pound!

[Anthony2023]

I guess I must have misread. If it is just about you having fun, why are you bragging about paying some Tijuana hooker to fly to Medellin then? You think other guys have not done that or at least been smarter than you about it?

Apparently you misread a lot of things kid. I only mentioned that the only thing I was paying for was her flight, why? Because I'm obviously the one inviting her. Junior.

I'm not paying her for her time or sex like I'm sure you would probably have to if you invited even a non hooker on a vacation, If you want to call that bragging then sure whatever floats your boat.

As far as the other dumb comment you made, of course plenty of other guys have done the same, but I am curious to see what other dumb response you have as far as what you meant by that others have been smarter than me about it? So please enlighten me. How so?

[Anthony2023]

Not that it matters to you, but we have been together two years, junior.

When it comes to hookers, money is ALL that matters, Junior.

Then why bring up your looks? Are the hookers chasing you and you have to shoo them away?

I guess I must have misread you trying to school Nounce. If it is just about you having fun, why are you bragging about paying some Tijuana hooker to fly to Medellin then? You think other guys have not done that or at least been smarter than you about it?

All you have showed me is you are a fool. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mann_Act.

In its original form the act made it a felony to engage in interstate or foreign commerce transport of "any woman or girl for the purpose of prostitution or debauchery, or for any other immoral purpose".

Any other illegal activity you want to post here, junior?

1.2 years is nothing Junior.

2. Who said I was only talking about hookers.

3. As a matter of fact some of them I do have to do just that.

4. When did I mentioned I was bragging about it? LOL Why would I?

All you have showed me junior is that like others have mentioned you are really bad at comprehension and have the mentality of a total simp.

I'm sure If I went to Wikipedia and looked up the word simp it would mention Elvis. Like seriously, where do you come up with such dumb garbage. Every one of your replies just makes me laugh at how dumb you make yourself look, just the fact that you thought I was bragging about taking a hooker on vacation with me tells me that you thought that was something to brag about lmao. It's your simp mentality that makes you think this way.

[Elvis 2008]

LOL man all you guys have some stories. As far as what I think, you couldn't be more wrong, I never said you can't get a girl better than me LOL, anybody can get any girl, the trick is maintaining it. Keeping a girl.

Not that it matters to you, but we have been together two years, junior.

Obviously looks and money helps but it's not everything.

When it comes to hookers, money is ALL that matters, Junior.

But here's the difference between me and you, I'm not looking for that diamond in the rough nor do I care to do so, women aren't a priority to me at this time. I'm not looking for a wife. I'm damn sure not chasing any of them

Then why bring up your looks? Are the hookers chasing you and you have to shoo them away?

That's all it is and I'm just having fun, what you or others do doesn't concern me.

I guess I must have misread you trying to school Nounce. If it is just about you having fun, why are you bragging about paying some Tijuana hooker to fly to Medellin then? You think other guys have not done that or at least been smarter than you about it?

All you have showed me is you are a fool. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mann_Act.

In its original form the act made it a felony to engage in interstate or foreign commerce transport of "any woman or girl for the purpose of prostitution or debauchery, or for any other immoral purpose".

Any other illegal activity you want to post here, junior?

[Mr Enternational]

And Mr. E cannot see past himself when it comes to what others find valuable. He thinks he knows what is best for everyone about everything.

Alert! Someone has hacked Elvis's login. The real Elvis knows it is him that can not see past himself when it comes to what others find valuable. He thinks he knows what is best for everyone.

Just a few months ago the real Elvis was spouting off that everyone is jealous of his girl and relationship because they could not get one like it. Nevermind whether they VALUED the same thing and or wanted the same thing. No I do not value paying any broad's rent and the chicks that I deal with would not even ask me to do it because they are able to support themselves.

[Paulie97]

All this talk about cheap hotels and mediocre apartments. Bed bugs. Has me concerned.

I'm staying at energy living for a week next month. Will girls get wet when they see where that I brought them there or will they instantly dry up?

Anyone have bed bug issues there? It looks nice from the pics I seen but some of you guys are talking like these hotels are for peons. Do peasants stay there? Maybe I should of stayed at the charlie or click clack hotel?

There's two routes you could take. You could follow Villiany's lead and stay at a $30 a night or so La 70 area room and declare yourself immune. Or you could take a few reasonable precautions when entering any new property. It takes only a few minutes if that, and is worth the effort. There's plenty of instructional videos in Youtube for room inspections. Bed Bugs at the present are likely less common in Medellin than some parts of the US that have been hot spots.

[Elvis 2008]

I think that is not how Elvis calculates it. I think he actually saves money by doing so, otherwise he would need to pay more for hotel. Besides, the girl probably cooks for him too.

When you really care about someone, you throw out the calculator.

Sadly, I have to read some of these dumb comments when you guys quote them. Maybe $500 a month is a lot if you are slumming in the third world on a pension, but that is how much guys up here pay for an hour with an average hooker.

If you cannot put yourself in someone else's shoes, you are not going to do well with women. For men like me, $500 a month is a paltry amount in comparison first to the lost income with traveling, second the hassle of traveling, and finally as you point out the cost of room and board. And while Mr. E comes on this forum and acts like what I am doing is so weird, among American men what I am doing is greatly envied.

And then there is this dumb point from guys pushing and over 60 saying 35 is too old? LOL. Again, this shows no understanding of others. I HAD a cute 25 year old very interested in me and she thought by seeing someone older it was a sacrifice. In fact, she played a game breaking up with me and thought I would be desperate to get her back when I had already moved on.

The typical 25 year old I have seen is posting on Facebook and IG trying to get likes playing they are rich and living the life when they have no money. I would much rather have a woman who spent her time raising a child than spending hours a day posting on social media.

And only a dunce would say an average 25 year old is more in demand than a stunning 35 year old.

So if age was an issue with a 25 year old and me, are these fools saying it is not with them? Or are they just interested in hookers and average looking ones and below at that?

And Mr. E cannot see past himself when it comes to what others find valuable. He thinks he knows what is best for everyone about everything. He put Brazil up as the ultimate not knowing I had been there. Yes, some of the women I saw there were amazing, but what I have in Colombia is better than anything I had in Brazil.

And the other part that gets me is guys who try to put up these average women and below and claim they are equal to the quality of the in demand women. So many guys look at said women and say, "I would not do that for free. " And these guys act like we do not what we are missing. Yeesh.

Why the hell would men like me fly to Colombia to bang ugly women?