Stupid shit in Medellin

[Anthony2023]

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[Anthony2023]

Yet, as many have reported over the years, those who frequent street girls in El Centro, who are seeking BJs are often able to find girls who meet or exceed their expectations.

It's the same with anything. Some people develop the skills needed to achieve their goals, others watch YouTube videos.

YouTube is awesome.

[JjBee62]

Yet, as many have reported over the years, those who frequent street girls in El Centro, who are seeking BJs are often able to find girls who meet or exceed their expectations.

It's the same with anything. Some people develop the skills needed to achieve their goals, others watch YouTube videos.

I left something out.

There have also been years worth of reports from guys paying top dollar, for the best girls, and getting lousy BJs and overall crappy service.

Getting a good BJ (or a good anything else) requires good personal hygiene and 2 other things:

1. The ability to choose the best employee.

2. The ability to motivate that employee.

The world's greatest BJ queen will give a lousy BJ if you can't motivate her to put forth her best effort. A girl, who everyone says sucks at sucking, will rock your world if you're able to get her interested in the task.

Fools think that paying more guarantees success, but it doesn't. If it did, every CEO would have their job for life and everyone would be raving about the BJs at Loutron.

I've gotten some great BJs in Medellin, mainly because I don't spend any time looking at YouTube videos.

[JjBee62]

It's funny because I just made a comment on the medellin forum about a guy complaining why street girls give shitty bjs LOL. It's like no shit. What you expect? It's a street girl, she's not going to give you top service. She's just trying to get it over with. You see jbbe I don't even have to go there to know about simple things like that. Amazing isn't it?

You know what would be cool tho, when the new gta 6 game comes out that's set in Miami, rumor has it that you will be able to fly out to medellin. So maybe than we can all visit el centro LOL.

Yet, as many have reported over the years, those who frequent street girls in El Centro, who are seeking BJs are often able to find girls who meet or exceed their expectations.

It's the same with anything. Some people develop the skills needed to achieve their goals, others watch YouTube videos.

[Huacho]

Are there any non fat mongers under 40 that visit centro hookers? I would imagine your standards have to be really low if you do.

What the fuck is it with you and the age thing? You will be 40 some day.

[Anthony2023]

So, you look at videos of 2 blocks out of over 1,000 that are in El Centro and not only do you know everything about the entire area, but you know everything about everyone who has ever gone there. That's quite a skill.

It's funny because I just made a comment on the medellin forum about a guy complaining why street girls give shitty bjs LOL. It's like no shit. What you expect? It's a street girl, she's not going to give you top service. She's just trying to get it over with. You see jbbe I don't even have to go there to know about simple things like that. Amazing isn't it?

You know what would be cool tho, when the new gta 6 game comes out that's set in Miami, rumor has it that you will be able to fly out to medellin. So maybe than we can all visit el centro LOL.

[Mr Enternational]

I was watching some YouTube videos the other day of walks thru el centro, man it looks rough. I really don't see why anyone would want to visit that area.

I was watching some youtube videos the other day of a cow going from farm to table. It looked really horrible and gross. I do not see why anyone would want to eat meat, but boy do I love me a ribeye steak.

[JjBee62]

I was watching some YouTube videos the other day of walks thru el centro, man it looks rough. I really don't see why anyone would want to visit that area. I call bullshit on mongers who say they don't go for the cheap hookers, there's really nothing there to bother seeing.

It also made me think, what is the average centro rat age and appearance like?

Are there any non fat mongers under 40 that visit centro hookers? I would imagine your standards have to be really low if you do.

So, you look at videos of 2 blocks out of over 1,000 that are in El Centro and not only do you know everything about the entire area, but you know everything about everyone who has ever gone there. That's quite a skill.

[Anthony2023]

I was watching some YouTube videos the other day of walks thru el centro, man it looks rough. I really don't see why anyone would want to visit that area. I call bullshit on mongers who say they don't go for the cheap hookers, there's really nothing there to bother seeing.

It also made me think, what is the average centro rat age and appearance like?

Are there any non fat mongers under 40 that visit centro hookers? I would imagine your standards have to be really low if you do.

[Elvis 2008]

Not only that, he brags about spending $500 at the night club, even though he admitted he saw no value in doing so. Brags about having multiple girlfriends, but still fucks cheap hookers for fun? Doesn't make sense.

They are not girl friends but friends with benefits. If you have a woman who says I do not care if you sleep around, she does not care that much about you.

One of the problems with the forum is you cannot assess the quality of the woman and how much demand she is in, so the guys who gripe about prices really do not know what they are talking about. Yeah, Mr. E is a master at getting the average women and below at a good price, but I could have cared less about that because I was not interested in that kind of woman.

And I am not sure about his later post. Yeah, there are times you do not get what you pay for, but there are times you absolutely do.

[JjBee62]

My room has two king size beds and lots of space and a large balcony. Not to mention the 24 hour reception desk, free breakfast, weight room, sauna and daily maid service.

I went to pay my rent for the month of February before taking my trip and I told them I should only be paying $25 a night (with the appropriate COP conversion of course) afterall that is what Paulie said I was paying. They asked if that was the guy who got benzodiazepined by one of his "friends". I said yes that was the one and they said he probably hasn't recovered his mental faculties yet.

That's quite likely. However, Paulie recovering his mental faculties after being drugged is like a quadriplegic recovering from a broken leg. It's still not something he'll ever be able to use.

[LoveItHere69]

Surfer500 is back and immediately spouting off Centro prices on his first day. In 2-3 days he will be bitching about all the monger tourists in Centro. Simply brilliant!

[Mr Enternational]

Shakira has a pussy. My cleaning lady has one too. Both pussies are of the same age and virtually the same on the inside. By your logic, Shakira's pussy should cost the same as my cleaning lady's pussy. Good luck getting in Shakira's panties for $35.

If Shakira was not famous she would be the same chick you could get down at the casa for 50,000 pesos. You are putting the value on the fame or popularity and not the pussy, same as you guys do the Instagram chicks and the like. Just like Jamie Foxx said about Jennifer Lopez. "J-Lo? I remember when it was Hey Ho!

If Shakira was a chick you knew growing up, you would not put that much value on her pussy. She would just be Shakira from down the street to you.

And as people say, do not meet your idols because you will be disappointed. Some chick you do not know that is out of reach is worth $1 million to you, but once you get to know her or have fucked her a few times you are ready to throw her out with the trash. Halle Berry is an example. She has left many a guy saying just get this crazy broad away from me.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IBpxl2_a0ps

[Villainy]

Just put him on ignore, Paulie. V used to annoy the hell out of me and then one day I realized he was a textbook narcissist and was not able to see anything outside of his narrow view of the world. He thinks cabbies trying to rip me off or your getting drugged and his not being drugged or ripped off is due to his being morally superior. Really.

With investing, my final tally for the year was being up $30,000+ but V cannot handle that. You can be sure he will be spouting out off I am a liar not because he knows that I am but because of his ego. He thinks he is a great investor but he is anything but. He lacks the humility to be one. When my stocks went up, he said that I did not buy them. When they were down, he would make fun of me for the losses, and that is the exact behavior of a narcissist.

With the bedbugs, it is the same thing. Of course, you are completely right about them and they can be find in the finest establishments, but you have to understand what he is really saying. Bed bugs or lice would never be found on someone as great as him, and you are wasting your breath trying to convince him otherwise.

Hey! Look who crawled out of the baseboards of ISG. It's Elvis! I see you are here to lend moral support to Paulie. Good for you! What a guy.

Say I see you are back talking about your investment prowess. Could you tell me more about the 25,000% winner you booked a while back? I'm really dying to hear all about it.

I was also wondering about your understanding of the meaning of a "narcissist". Did you learn about the characteristics from all the advance classes you took at the University? No?? Hmmm.

I bet it was from those psychiatric textbooks you assimilated while preparing for the Medical Boards? No?

I know! You discovered the classic traits of a "narcissist" by looking in the mirror!

[Villainy]

It appears that Paulie wants me to tell the story for him again. It's been over 5 years, so I might miss a few minor details. Plus he's changed his version of the story at least twice. I'll also reveal the completely unrelated matter which convinced me to reveal Paulie as the victim (although, to be fair, the thieves had to spend quite a bit of time with him, which makes them victims as well). This is the version he first told me, sitting at a streetside table at the pool hall on La 70.

A bit of background before I get to the story.

A few months earlier Paulie went psycho on Whatsapp. I attempted to calm him, but he was completely nuts. As a result I stopped talking to him. Sometime, I believe in September 2017 he came to Parque Lleras looking for me I was just leaving, but agreed to meet the next day in Laureles.

Just a few days earlier he said he'd been drugged and robbed, was unconscious for 14 hours and had woken up in a hospital. I don't recall if he had stated which drug had been used. However, it doesn't really matter. If someone shoots you, the manufacturer of the gun isn't a crucial detail.

His initial version had him drinking at a bar on 70, I think the name was Pico and Botella, or something like that. It's on the west side. He was with a "Colombian friend" who has now become an Aregentine friend, which I think means he's silver plated. There were 2 hot girls, and him and his silver friend were buying them drinks. But there was another guy also buying them drinks, according to Paulie, trying to get the girls for himself.

At some point, they were drinking shots of whiskey with the guy. That's basically where his story ends. At the time he claimed his friend had been robbed too and had lost a laptop and more money than Paulie. I don't recall the amount he said he lost, but it wasn't a huge amount.

His later version he said he thought he'd been drugged at Luna Lunera and that his silver Colombian friend had been in on it. His third version changed the Colombian friend to what I can only assume is an Argentine.

Paulie told me the story and asked me to put it on ISG, but he didn't want to be identified. I complied and made one assumption. Because of how he told the story, I assumed the third guy was buying shots, which is how I wrote it. Cue Paulie psycho PM rant. The gut wasn't buying shots, Paulie had bought a bottle. After putting up with his constant abuse for a few days I revealed him as the victim and he's mostly been on my ignore list ever since.

Since then, any time I'm in a pissing contest with someone else, Paulie is in their PMs, making up shit about me and trying to give them ammunition to use against me. I've called him out on it a few times and a few other guys have told me about it. That's how brave he is.

I'll be more than happy to discuss any of that face to face Paulie, although you might need to wait awhile. Medellin isn't on my itinerary for my next 2 vacations, but I might slip in a short visit late in the year. However, with all your money you can come see me anytime. Just tell someone to send me a PM and I'll send you my number. Or post a week before your next trip and I'll squeeze in a quick 48 hour visit just to talk to you.

Villainy, how do you rate a $25 room, and a bare bones one at that? I think they charged me $80 the last time and the room was excellent. Of course, several guys have reviewed the hotel and called it the nicest in Laureles. It's certainly much nicer than the one you were in the first time we met.

My room has two king size beds and lots of space and a large balcony. Not to mention the 24 hour reception desk, free breakfast, weight room, sauna and daily maid service.

I went to pay my rent for the month of February before taking my trip and I told them I should only be paying $25 a night (with the appropriate COP conversion of course) afterall that is what Paulie said I was paying. They asked if that was the guy who got benzodiazepined by one of his "friends". I said yes that was the one and they said he probably hasn't recovered his mental faculties yet.