The Happy Place AMP

[Languine]

I feel very lukyim to experience the medical treatments and Whoppers show.

Now it's right time to find new Thailand MILF who can give similar treatments and also have big boob, hai na.

[Languine]

Maybe because more old womans' she is put the weight more.

Number 22 visit to Wadi Park this year. 90 minutes pay to reception 400, and after 60 minutes medium to strong massage which is very good, whoppers is open for the medical massage and finish explosion. I pay bonus 500.

Pramoth explain me he will visit the weekend and open account here for do honest posting. He explain me he wish to see if Whoppers show is possible because number 1 and number 2 time he go, he never see, but he receive the special medical treatments.

[Languine]

After being away for a very long time, I have some time to get down to some reporting, catch up with a few old hands that hang around here and start filing reports once again. No big long stories just the un-"adulterated" facts.

After being accidentally introduced to Happy Place by an ex GF who thought it would be nice to have a couples massage, I knew what the game was the second I walked into the place. Unfortunately having the GF in a room next door put the kibosh on any naughty deeds. It took a long time to get rid of the GF permanently and start my mongering days again.

In recent times I've been to the branch in the big investment place (but it ain't really). I've had never booked a girl, just randomly arrived and taken whoever is free 3 times out of 4 visits its been a girl with a breakfast item name. A little on the thick side, but English is good and honestly wouldn't stop talking throughout a fairly good massage. Came time for the deed, 5 red ones, B2B slide, no BJ on offer. Not a bad experience fairly middling.

Most recent visit however had a girl with a cold drink name. Very pretty face, probably the best looker at this location. Very average massage, but was very keen to get down to business (not in a rushed way). Agreed on 5 red ones again, she went straight for BBBJ without hesitation. Not opposed to touching her everywhere and shot between her arse cheeks which is a new one for an AMP without full service. Would recommend. Very pretty face as mentioned, no real conversation, body is curvy in the right kind of way.

Big tits and thick body in middle part.

Massage was just 12 minutes and average. Blow off I enjoy for 30 minutes, then I finish and still time for massage head.

Pay to place 250 and 1000 to the woman's for massage, blow off and pussy play.

[Cheeky Darky]

After being away for a very long time, I have some time to get down to some reporting, catch up with a few old hands that hang around here and start filing reports once again. No big long stories just the un-"adulterated" facts.

After being accidentally introduced to Happy Place by an ex GF who thought it would be nice to have a couples massage, I knew what the game was the second I walked into the place. Unfortunately having the GF in a room next door put the kibosh on any naughty deeds. It took a long time to get rid of the GF permanently and start my mongering days again.

In recent times I've been to the branch in the big investment place (but it ain't really). I've had never booked a girl, just randomly arrived and taken whoever is free 3 times out of 4 visits its been a girl with a breakfast item name. A little on the thick side, but English is good and honestly wouldn't stop talking throughout a fairly good massage. Came time for the deed, 5 red ones, B2B slide, no BJ on offer. Not a bad experience fairly middling.

Most recent visit however had a girl with a cold drink name. Very pretty face, probably the best looker at this location. Very average massage, but was very keen to get down to business (not in a rushed way). Agreed on 5 red ones again, she went straight for BBBJ without hesitation. Not opposed to touching her everywhere and shot between her arse cheeks which is a new one for an AMP without full service. Would recommend. Very pretty face as mentioned, no real conversation, body is curvy in the right kind of way.

[Premmie]

When I went to MissC the other day near to the wild place, she remained in the room watching me get undressed and eventually remarked on junior being awake by saying "already you excited?

In my obvious plateau state I asked her if she could urgently relieve me. No problem here, Whoppers Out straight away which she let me play and suck on as she delivered a pretty decent HJ at a frantic pace. Speed was the essence, and I came in 5 minutes.

Massage started, and was good as usual. 20-minutes left and medical massage starts and there was still a decent amount of juice in the tank as from my second pop it seemed like I completely coated her left boob with baby batter.

Starting with the Happy ending is a good way to go to ensure two pops, plus the lady delivering the massage has her knockers out for the duration.

Money - 400 dibs for 90 minutes and 300 on top for the lady.

WIR. Yes, once a week at the moment.

[Languine]

Miss M. JBR has the best whoppers in the business.

Miss M I have tried few times. Boobs is amazing and real 38 Dcup size. But massage is weak, like 4/10.

Sometimes biggest size is not best way. There are better Whoppers in Jameirah shop.

[CoolLallu]

Miss M. JBR has the best whoppers in the business.

[Premmie]

Very slender lady with obvious jacked up hooters. Pleasant personality.

Massage is 5/10.

On top of the 300 for reception, she asked 200 for HJ, 500 topless. Nothing was quoted for B2 be or BBBJ. We agreed on 500, but she would also remove her bottom clothes.

After feeling each other's bodies up, I asked if she was happy for DATY, and she lay back, opened wide and enjoyed herself.

Overall experience was probably a 6/10.

WIR, really not sure.

[Languine]

Boss before this womes is hit and miss, but now when I go yesterday always VIP experience and never ask for more than 300 derehams. Blow off is not all the time possible bhai, but she explain me all the other ladies in the spa can do everything.

Now I hear these days she is offer partial refund to customer who is not happy with services.

Better to try Top or Tikky, hai na.

[Languine]

After spending big on an unremarkable 4 hand experience, to console myself I decided to play safe and visit to MissC a 40 something MILF.

Massage is 10/10 and on its own would be worth the visit. Although she has a 'butter wouldn't melt' look about her, which means you could take her home to meet your mom, man this woman really knows how to wind you up with her medical treatment.

While keeping me high and on edge, I had good 20 minutes extended play with the perfect Whoppers (which normally make an appearance at the end), and she let me milk her to my hearts content.

The only downside is that I feel like she's detached from the whole play bit, like she's just going through the motions.

Sensual touches and could well be a GFE, but will need to push it a bit more to find out.

For me this feels like a bargain 300 dibs for the spa, and as always a standard 300 for MissC.

Boss before this womes is hit and miss, but now when I go yesterday always VIP experience and never ask for more than 300 derehams. Blow off is not all the time possible bhai, but she explain me all the other ladies in the spa can do everything.

[Premmie]

After spending big on an unremarkable 4 hand experience, to console myself I decided to play safe and visit to MissC a 40 something MILF.

Massage is 10/10 and on its own would be worth the visit. Although she has a 'butter wouldn't melt' look about her, which means you could take her home to meet your mom, man this woman really knows how to wind you up with her medical treatment.

While keeping me high and on edge, I had good 20 minutes extended play with the perfect Whoppers (which normally make an appearance at the end), and she let me milk her to my hearts content.

The only downside is that I feel like she's detached from the whole play bit, like she's just going through the motions.

Sensual touches and could well be a GFE, but will need to push it a bit more to find out.

For me this feels like a bargain 300 dibs for the spa, and as always a standard 300 for MissC.

[Rudy R]

I've checked this place out, and the good is that the ladies are really well trained in massage. The bad, a Miss and quoted me 1000 for B2B, and 800 for topless HJ. BJ was not on offer ("I not do" is what she told me). Is BBBJ now becoming a bit of a rarity at this chain? I mean if the girls ARE indeed getting 1000 for B2 B, I'm guessing they don't need to deliver BJs.

Not sure about the new ladies there, but 2 of them who worked in Media City before were offering that kind of service.

[Premmie]

Since some of my favourite ladies from Media City before have moved to that new venue, it was about time to check it out.

The AMP is located inside a hotel, directly accessible from the basement parking (convenient! It has new rooms with en-suite showers and doors with an actual lock for maximum privacy. Regular price for 1 h is 300, but you may also find some online deals.

On my first visit the lady I had booked, was already with somebody showing up before me. That dude simply nodded when the receptionist asked him whether it's me blimey! A replacement was quickly found. That lady from the LOS with blonde hair was really friendly, but not my type very good massage though. After establishing that I had been a customer of other branches, the extras came on the table. She even made hints that since the room has a lock, many kinds of play would be possible. I was interested in B2 B, but she quoted unreasonable high rates (1000 for B2 B, 500 for a topless HJ) and was not ready to accept my counter offers. We didn't come to an agreement and I left the place without any happy ending.

On my 2nd visit I was luckier. I booked a lady, I had already visited in Media City before. A very nice and natural beauty, with a rather petite body (nothing for the whoppers connoisseurs). She delivered a great relaxing massage, where she spent surprisingly quite some effort on my ears. For the extras HJ and B2 B were on offer. I said same as last time (B2B)- which was a couple of months ago, but no prices were discussed. I gave 500 as before..

I've checked this place out, and the good is that the ladies are really well trained in massage. The bad, a Miss and quoted me 1000 for B2B, and 800 for topless HJ. BJ was not on offer ("I not do" is what she told me). Is BBBJ now becoming a bit of a rarity at this chain? I mean if the girls ARE indeed getting 1000 for B2 B, I'm guessing they don't need to deliver BJs.

[Rudy R]

Since some of my favourite ladies from Media City before have moved to that new venue, it was about time to check it out.

The AMP is located inside a hotel, directly accessible from the basement parking (convenient! It has new rooms with en-suite showers and doors with an actual lock for maximum privacy. Regular price for 1 h is 300, but you may also find some online deals.

On my first visit the lady I had booked, was already with somebody showing up before me. That dude simply nodded when the receptionist asked him whether it's me– blimey! A replacement was quickly found. That lady from the LOS with blonde hair was really friendly, but not my type– very good massage though. After establishing that I had been a customer of other branches, the extras came on the table. She even made hints that since the room has a lock, many kinds of play would be possible. I was interested in B2 B, but she quoted unreasonable high rates (1000 for B2 B, 500 for a topless HJ) and was not ready to accept my counter offers. We didn't come to an agreement and I left the place without any happy ending.

On my 2nd visit I was luckier. I booked a lady, I had already visited in Media City before. A very nice and natural beauty, with a rather petite body (nothing for the whoppers connoisseurs). She delivered a great relaxing massage, where she spent surprisingly quite some effort on my ears. For the extras HJ and B2 B were on offer. I said same as last time (B2B)- which was a couple of months ago, but no prices were discussed. I gave 500 as before.

She returned with her kit bag and stripped. Lovely to see a slim youthful body without any artificial enhancements. Some oily sliding action was followed by some tender kisses (sweet girl). I asked her to sit on my chest, to play with her pussy and boobs. She responded quite well, got quite vocal and by the contractions around my finger was clearly also having fun. She kept working with her hands on my meat and two veg. With all her noises, I also couldn't hold on much longer and left considerable amounts of my DNA all over.

Place: 10/10.

Lady: 8/10.

Massage: 8/10.

Extras: 8/10.

WIR: yes, very nice girl and a good massage, but not the most economic option.

I deliberately left out direct hints to identify the ladies easily. There really seems to be a cartel on the rates for extras – I guess that's why the first lady was too reluctant to drop prices and I don't want to put the other one in trouble. Details can be requested trough PM by contributing members only.

[Premmie]

So a week ago I went to see MissC again, a buxom Thai 40-something MILF near to a water park. She was in a better mood than my previous visit a few weeks back. No shorts offered, just a towel and she got down to delivering a top massage. During some chit chat I reminded her that she promised me an erotic massage this time round, when she said "Really?" and started laughing. On the flip she leaves the room for what seems like an age, and comes back in with some cleansing lotion and hot towels. She discards the towel and starts cleaning my nether regions like a bed bath in a hospital. While she's doing that, I make a play for her hooters and she allows access (and explains she normally doesn't do allow boobs play), and then removes her top. LOL. She sits in between my legs and puts my legs over hers. Man what followed was a truly amazing experience of edging, perennial play and anal insertion with a well lubricated finger, the treatment (as she calls it) went on for what seemed like an hour, and my explosion was one of my most impressive ones for a long time. 300 dibs to reception and 300 to MissC. Remarkably she gave me her phone number which I didn't even ask her for.

Weekend, visit to JLT offshoot of the same chain. No booking made, just walked in and requested a 1 hour Thai oil massage which I paid 300 for. I was assigned MissP, who seemed like a younger 30-something MissC with a similar sized rack and same thick body. Again no shorts in sight. MissP gave a really good massage, and I even snoozed for a bit. There were a few hints with a bit of play in and between the legs and arse crack. Not much chatting, although she did say she had two kids. On the flip MissP is massage my inner legs and going for a playful grope. She offers B2B for 1000 or topless HJ for 500. I tell her I only have 300 (which was genuinely the case). Hooters out, natural and firm, maybe 36 the and allowed sucking. Functional HJ, explode, clean up, head massage. Very pleasant experience, but MissC technique, plus the slightly more higher end spa edges this particular experience. WIR? Not sure. Although looking at their Instagram updates, there seems to be a good few heavily stacked ladies in this outlet.