Globe Club

[KombatWombat]

Such organization for just a quickie. I went to Globe for chic and charm, following a girl who impressed me on our single room in Germany, but I didn't see much chic, nor charm, nor pretty faces on August. I find better in Germany at the moment, even beauties are rare, but also at silicon land Globe now.

I am curious to know which particular German FKKs you have visited recently, which think are better than Globe.

[Fijiman]

1. If you prefer Latina, Black or Asian girls, go to South America, Caribbean or Asia.
2. If you don't mind chubbier, older or less attractive ladies, this is not the right club.
3. If you like a more "high risk / less reliable" environment, where you hunt for a rare newbie gem, this is not the right club.
In Zurich try Clublaboum, Flypoint, Club-Diskret, Maxim Club (google them). If you like streetwalkers go to Langstrasse.
4. If you don't value guaranteed GFE features like DFK and BBBJ, this is probably not the right roster for you.
5. If you describe your sesssions as "slamming" or "pounding" girls, this is probably not the right roster for you.
6. If you prefer to wear your street clothes, go to Bumsalp (for FKK) or Aphrodisia (for high end contact bar).
7. If you want a massage, maybe go to About Hands or Andana. (google them)).

8. Yes, the club is large and you will almost never see more than half the roster in any given hour.
9. Yes, there are lots of VERY rich guys in Zurich who will often book their favourite (often 9s/10s) for the entire evening.
10. Yes, ladies prefer longer sessions rather than shorter. (same as every other club in the world)
11. Yes, ladies prefer regulars who they know rather than first timers they don't. (same as every other club in the world)
12. No, the selection Thurs-Sat 8 pm to 3 am is as not as good for a first timer, compared to off peak times.

ps. It has been the top club in Europe for about 15 years now. That's not a coincidence.

[BackpackBrian]

I don't know why everyone is ragging on Thad. His points are pretty spot on. In essence he said there aren't enough girls on the floor and not worth a special visit and I would agree. Globe may show 60 girls working but there are really only 10-12 actually available on the floor and those you have to nearly chase down.

Don't get me wrong. They are beautiful and great service. Had great sessions with Simina, Tina, and Kate. But there need to be more girls available for it to be a better experience. Honestly I would rather do Sharks at half the price than Globe. My session with Claudia at Sharks (admittedly a bit chubby. She could not work at globe) was as good or better than my three Globe sessions - which were great.

Anyhow I completely agree with Thad. Not enough girls and not worth a special trip but a great time if you are in town.

BTW if you want to see girl quantity go to Scandallo in So Paulo on a Thurs at 11 or 12.There will be 150-200 girls Available (!) and all 7's and up. Best venue on the planet for the buffet. So this is why some guys whove seen it will go meh to Globes 10-15 girls.

Now I haven't been to Sandallo in Sao Paulo I've been to other clubs in Rio and from the Scandallo website it looks like a big bar! Men and women are fully clothed.

So, ya, of course there will be tons of woman 150-200 like you state. But they're not naked!

Question. Do they have premises on site to have sex? I don't see any rooms on their website. Can you have sex in public and watch others have sex? No, and they don't have any sex shows.

What's the cost at Scandallo for sex? I'll bet it's 150-200 where as Globe is 80.

[Steve 9696]

I don't know why everyone is ragging on Thad. His points are pretty spot on. In essence he said there aren't enough girls on the floor and not worth a special visit and I would agree. Globe may show 60 girls working but there are really only 10-12 actually available on the floor and those you have to nearly chase down.

Don't get me wrong. They are beautiful and great service. Had great sessions with Simina, Tina, and Kate. But there need to be more girls available for it to be a better experience. Honestly I would rather do Sharks at half the price than Globe. My session with Claudia at Sharks (admittedly a bit chubby. She could not work at globe) was as good or better than my three Globe sessions - which were great.

Anyhow I completely agree with Thad. Not enough girls and not worth a special trip but a great time if you are in town.

BTW if you want to see girl quantity go to Scandallo in So Paulo on a Thurs at 11 or 12.There will be 150-200 girls Available (!) and all 7's and up. Best venue on the planet for the buffet. So this is why some guys whove seen it will go meh to Globes 10-15 girls.

[I Make Sport]

Hello everyone,

Been watching this forum for long now (but not writing).

Firstly, many thanks for the fellows here your tips and suggestions are quite excellent, and I have been much enjoying being with the ladies at Globe.

I have been in the club for couple of days last week and I would like to ask something that is quite different and couldn't find elsewhere in this forum.

Are you able to provide the track / songs names which are used at globe? (and which the ladies are dance on the pole to their sound)?

From what I checked I could find only this:

Tayna ft. Don Phenom Colombiana (that's what I could remember).

I think that's because the songs are mostly Romanian or something else, but still they are much enjoyable.

Can someone let us know more songs that are played there?

Of course, the club is mostly for enjoying the women, but good memories can come up with playing these songs.

Yes! I couldn't agree more! Some of the music at Globe is fantastic and most of the songs you will never hear in the US.

I spent 2 weeks in Globe in May / June and they would play a song called Magisch by Olexish Ad Nauseum! I would hear it minimum 7 times per day. I went to my locker and Shazammed it at one point to figure out what it was. Anytime I want to relive those 2 weeks, I can just play this song and I am right back in the moment.

Then I went back to globe in August and they didn't even play the song one time! LOL.

[Sirioja]

To the contrary. I enjoyed myself very much. Also, I definitely RTFF prior to my visit. I'm usually OK with spinners but this was a pretty rare situation where almost every woman had a flat ass (but many with pretty faces and silicone breasts). You have to understand that I'm in the American hemisphere and consider Brazil and Colombia the gold standard where the woman are gorgeous *and* curvy. If you were there getting your "who who dilly" I'm happy for you. Not my vibe not my kind of women so I wouldn't have sessioned with them anyway. I did see several pretty women booked up.

Overall a good experience.

Globe and most of FKK land are not the best place for big Latinas asses, even selection don t seem anymore so demanding at Globe for new girls look and some girls have not so firm body, maybe why a average girl in Germany is now busy at Globe. Spain should be better place for curvy Latinas.

[Fijiman]

Couple of mis-advisories.
Showing up at 10 pm and expecting perfect pickings in not realistic. 9-10's were likely few feet from you booked in a room.
Comparison not relevant; show up early on prime time.

Actually 9 pm- 12 midnight is usually prime time for such clubs. And this is what was advised to me on this very forum (and it was sound advice).

On Sept 9th I advised it would be easier to session earlier, when not so busy.

Yes, 9 pm to midnight is prime time. (busiest). You might find it easier to session with the lady you want earlier in the day.

[ThadMax]

Couple of mis-advisories.

Showing up at 10 pm and expecting perfect pickings in not realistic. 9-10's were likely few feet from you booked in a room.

Comparison not relevant; show up early on prime time.

Don't buy a ticket; the fine is CHF 200 and I have seen it ticketed by Rail-Police; being tourist is no excuses, signs are in English re: fines.

Actually 9 pm- 12 midnight is usually prime time for such clubs. And this is what was advised to me on this very forum (and it was sound advice).

As for not buying a ticket. Def took a gamble there. But good to know about the fine. Not worth it in the future.

[ThadMax]

Sorry to hear you had a bad time, but you should have known better. There is enough info on this forum from a simple search and a website that while airbrushed certainly gives you a fair bit of an idea of the ladies builds. Likely most of the women you didn't see were off in the rooms getting my who who dilly.

To the contrary. I enjoyed myself very much. Also, I definitely RTFF prior to my visit. I'm usually OK with spinners but this was a pretty rare situation where almost every woman had a flat ass (but many with pretty faces and silicone breasts). You have to understand that I'm in the American hemisphere and consider Brazil and Colombia the gold standard where the woman are gorgeous *and* curvy. If you were there getting your "who who dilly" I'm happy for you. Not my vibe not my kind of women so I wouldn't have sessioned with them anyway. I did see several pretty women booked up.

Overall a good experience.

[Sirioja]

Thanks to all who assisted with logistical help as I had to maximize minimal time during a 12 hour layover in Zurich. I deboarded my plane at Zurich airport and took the train to Schwerzenbach. Note: Globe is a very short walk from the main station. I had read here that there's a McDonald's "right across the street" from Globe with an ATM. But that is not the case. If you need an ATM withdraw at the train station. Luckily I had Euros and they gladly accepted.

I arrived on Thursday evening around 10 pm. Gentleman at the entry was very helpful and gladly checked my carry on luggage and explained the rules / set-up. I went to my locker, showered, and was excited to hit the scene. I must say, I was a bit let-down as there only seemed to be about 15-20 women working. I was expecting much more (at least 50-75) for the club that supposedly rivals FKKs in Germany. That said, there were some attractive women here for sure, though not my ideal taste. I saw a couple of 8's, lots of 6's /7's. But really no 9's or 10's. If you like spinners and thin women with silicone and very little curves (but very pretty faces) - you'll love this club. The food was average but was happy to have a dinner and espresso. I perused around for about 2-3 hours and settled on a Brazilian (the lone woman with curves LOL). $80 Euros for a "quickie" - no kissing. But BBBJ which was excellent. I was happy..

Such organization for just a quickie. I went to Globe for chic and charm, following a girl who impressed me on our single room in Germany, but I didn't see much chic, nor charm, nor pretty faces on August. I find better in Germany at the moment, even beauties are rare, but also at silicon land Globe now.

[Sirioja]

Couple of mis-advisories.

Showing up at 10 pm and expecting perfect pickings in not realistic. 9-10's were likely few feet from you booked in a room.

Comparison not relevant; show up early on prime time.

Don't buy a ticket; the fine is CHF 200 and I have seen it ticketed by Rail-Police; being tourist is no excuses, signs are in English re: fines.

And when You don t pay fine, they put You in jail with Albanian drug dealers who were really friendly and amazed to see insulting polizei and jail administration, laughing about immigration polizei when I don t plan to stay in very small Switzerland. Zurich seem to be a good business for Albanians.

[ChrisKase11]

Thanks to all who assisted with logistical help as I had to maximize minimal time during a 12 hour layover in Zurich. I deboarded my plane at Zurich airport and took the train to Schwerzenbach. Note: Globe is a very short walk from the main station. I had read here that there's a McDonald's "right across the street" from Globe with an ATM. But that is not the case. If you need an ATM withdraw at the train station. Luckily I had Euros and they gladly accepted.

I arrived on Thursday evening around 10 pm. Gentleman at the entry was very helpful and gladly checked my carry on luggage and explained the rules / set-up. I went to my locker, showered, and was excited to hit the scene. I must say, I was a bit let-down as there only seemed to be about 15-20 women working. I was expecting much more (at least 50-75) for the club that supposedly rivals FKKs in Germany. That said, there were some attractive women here for sure, though not my ideal taste. I saw a couple of 8's, lots of 6's /7's. But really no 9's or 10's. If you like spinners and thin women with silicone and very little curves (but very pretty faces) - you'll love this club. The food was average but was happy to have a dinner and espresso. I perused around for about 2-3 hours and settled on a Brazilian (the lone woman with curves LOL). $80 Euros for a "quickie" - no kissing. But BBBJ which was excellent. I was happy..

Sorry to hear you had a bad time, but you should have known better. There is enough info on this forum from a simple search and a website that while airbrushed certainly gives you a fair bit of an idea of the ladies builds. Likely most of the women you didn't see were off in the rooms getting my who who dilly.

[KaveMan]

I arrived on Thursday evening around 10 pm. ...I must say, I was a bit let-down as there only seemed to be about 15-20 women working.

If you happen to be in Zurich. Definitely worth the stop. But I wouldn't go out of your way. Especially if you can just head north to FKK land.

Don't bother buying a ticket as they don't check.

Couple of mis-advisories.

Showing up at 10 pm and expecting perfect pickings in not realistic. 9-10's were likely few feet from you booked in a room.

Comparison not relevant; show up early on prime time.

Don't buy a ticket; the fine is CHF 200 and I have seen it ticketed by Rail-Police; being tourist is no excuses, signs are in English re: fines.

[ThadMax]

Thanks to all who assisted with logistical help as I had to maximize minimal time during a 12 hour layover in Zurich. I deboarded my plane at Zurich airport and took the train to Schwerzenbach. Note: Globe is a very short walk from the main station. I had read here that there's a McDonald's "right across the street" from Globe with an ATM. But that is not the case. If you need an ATM withdraw at the train station. Luckily I had Euros and they gladly accepted.

I arrived on Thursday evening around 10 pm. Gentleman at the entry was very helpful and gladly checked my carry on luggage and explained the rules / set-up. I went to my locker, showered, and was excited to hit the scene. I must say, I was a bit let-down as there only seemed to be about 15-20 women working. I was expecting much more (at least 50-75) for the club that supposedly rivals FKKs in Germany. That said, there were some attractive women here for sure, though not my ideal taste. I saw a couple of 8's, lots of 6's /7's. But really no 9's or 10's. If you like spinners and thin women with silicone and very little curves (but very pretty faces) - you'll love this club. The food was average but was happy to have a dinner and espresso. I perused around for about 2-3 hours and settled on a Brazilian (the lone woman with curves LOL). $80 Euros for a "quickie" - no kissing. But BBBJ which was excellent. I was happy.

That said, I wouldn't have purposely had a layover in Zurich if I would've known that this was the experience. If you happen to be in Zurich. Definitely worth the stop. But I wouldn't go out of your way. Especially if you can just head north to FKK land.

Logistical note: the taxis are very expensive indeed from Globe to downtown Zurich. I was quoted at 65-75 Swiss Francs. Because of that I left a bit early and took the last train back to Zurich Main. Don't bother buying a ticket as they don't check.

[BackpackBrian]

Thanks all for the logistical help. I'm arriving to Zurich airport tomorrow early evening and going straight to Globe, then have to be at Zurich HB to catch a train at 6 am. Will be quite the adventure LOL. I see that the trains stop running around midnight (and I probably will want to stay at Globe until very late. Say around 2 am). Does Uber operate near club Globe? I don't want to have to hail a random tax down at 2 am in Schwerzenbach. Although perhaps the area is pretty safe? It will be very late. Wondering if anyone has had to get back to Zurich area after the trains stop running -- wish they were 24 hours!

Excited and will give a thorough trip report.

Taking a taxi from Globe to downtown is very expensive. E80.

I've done it a couple of times.

Uber costs about 28 getting there but getting home can be hard if no driver is near Globe to pick you up. So try and pre schedule the ride.