Globe Club

[Tp273]

As I said before, in my experience, Wednesdays are the lowest customers turnout and hence the lowest providers turnout as well. Plus it's not an FKK day. Probably not the best idea to visit Globe on a Wednesday. RTFM the board next time brother.

We had no choice on the day as we are doing a 3 week Euro club tour and Wednesday was the day we were in Zurich, only for a day. The next few days we took a break in Zermatt. We were suppose to revisit Globe on our way back to Germany but we all decided it wasn't worth our time so we cancelled our hotel & rebooked lodging in the NRW were we visited Babylon & Sixsens instead.

[Gino02]

While on our annual Euro Club tour I talked my two friends into traveling out of our way to visit the "great" Club Globe I read so much about. We went on a Wednesday and paid the 95 CHF + 10 key deposit & were given a robe & one towel. After showering we went to get some food but found only dry bowtie pasta or even worse tiny overcooked pork pieces in a sauce over Polenta. I got the pork but it was so bad that it ended up in the trash. We all ended up eating salad. The only good thing in the " restaurant "(but really more like a cafeteria) was that a pretty blonde girl next door type sitting near us.

In the club we got some drinks and sat near the stage. We watched various girls take their turn on the stripper pole but since it was lingerie day there wasn't much to see. It would have been nice if the girls removed their tops at least while at the pole! While watching the girls we noticed at times that some mongers would take a girl to the corner couch near us and get a blowjob. At least the girls took off some their clothes there. The other thing we noticed was that we were the only ones wearing robes and we were sweating a lot as it was very warm. I went to the front desk and asked for a towel to wear but was told that I had to turn in a towel to get a towel. After explaining to the girl that I wanted one towel to wear after I used my original towel to dry off after a shower she did give me a 2nd towel.

As I said before, in my experience, Wednesdays are the lowest customers turnout and hence the lowest providers turnout as well. Plus it's not an FKK day. Probably not the best idea to visit Globe on a Wednesday. RTFM the board next time brother.

[Mr Ho]

Who was the stunner? Does she still work or has she retired? I know one ex Globe girl who did this too. Also quite common in many German FKKs. Being shat on is apparently quite a popular fetish.

I won't say the name, but it start with the G and famous girl in Artemis, she also briefly worked in Babylon salzberg in Austria, she as far as I know is retired!

[Tp273]

While on our annual Euro Club tour I talked my two friends into traveling out of our way to visit the "great" Club Globe I read so much about. We went on a Wednesday and paid the 95 CHF + 10 key deposit & were given a robe & one towel. After showering we went to get some food but found only dry bowtie pasta or even worse tiny overcooked pork pieces in a sauce over Polenta. I got the pork but it was so bad that it ended up in the trash. We all ended up eating salad. The only good thing in the " restaurant "(but really more like a cafeteria) was that a pretty blonde girl next door type sitting near us.

In the club we got some drinks and sat near the stage. We watched various girls take their turn on the stripper pole but since it was lingerie day there wasn't much to see. It would have been nice if the girls removed their tops at least while at the pole! While watching the girls we noticed at times that some mongers would take a girl to the corner couch near us and get a blowjob. At least the girls took off some their clothes there. The other thing we noticed was that we were the only ones wearing robes and we were sweating a lot as it was very warm. I went to the front desk and asked for a towel to wear but was told that I had to turn in a towel to get a towel. After explaining to the girl that I wanted one towel to wear after I used my original towel to dry off after a shower she did give me a 2nd towel.

After my 2nd shower I walked back in the club and saw the pretty blonde girl from the " restaurant " so I sat next to her to talk. Her name was Ava and this was her 1st day at the club. I asked about the services available and she replied that it was 140 CHF was 30 min with full service. I told her that at the desk they said it was 100 CHF for 30 min or 150 CHF with kissing. Ava replied no it was only 140 Chf for 30 min. We went to a room together and we both had a nice time. I like soft wet kisses with very little tongue and she soon followed my lead as we kissed. Ava then moved down for nice slow BJ while I massaged her body. Next I had her turn over and I licked her sweet pussy until she became very wet. We then did some 69 for some time until she suddenly sat up and let a moan as her juices flowed again. I told her it was time for sex. Ava applied a cover and we did a few positions until I popped.

After our session I walked Ava to the reception desk and told the girl there that Ava thought the 30 min. Session was only 140 CHF. The receptionist informed Ava it was 150 CHF. It seems the 3 other mongers that did a session with Ava before me decided taking advantage of a new girl was worth the 10 CHF they stole from her!

Later that evening I talked to a girl about a 30 min session for 100 CHF. She told me the basic 100 CHF rate was BJ & sex only. No kissing, licking, or fingers allowed. I passed!

I am writing this review after returning from a day at Sixsens. A club that I thought Globe would be like but now I know!

[StefanDK]

I'm visiting Globe later this month, my last (and only other FKK) visit was more than 3 years ago.

What is the custom regarding CHF 100 (without kissing) and CHF 150 (full price with kissing) - Are all customers expected pay full price no matter what? Last time I just paid full price each time without discussion in order not to be "ostracized"/ blacklisted.

When does the daily lesbian show usually start?

[Mr Ho]

If you look at my post it was Wednesday.

Yes I did find cute faces and nice asses etc. But fake tits are a turnoff to me.

I did not room with anyone as my only choices seemed to disappear for hours at a time.

The crap food was a dry funny tasting pasta dish, and there was only one other option.

That I did not want. Very poor selection. I was not about to pay for an alacarte meal on top.

Of 95 chf admission.

Some old guy was getting blowjobs in the pit area, and there was a 2 girl lesbian show on stage.

That dry pasta is the only food that is still eatable at Globe LOL! Rest sucks as well!

[Sebastiane]

I know a stunner regular of mine who was asked to shit for the client because he want to eat it and in glory for money, she did it, so anything goes in FKK if you are willing to pay, so golden shower is hard to get! The hurdle is lower than shit!

Who was the stunner? Does she still work or has she retired? I know one ex Globe girl who did this too. Also quite common in many German FKKs. Being shat on is apparently quite a popular fetish.

[JackalLtt]

Did you go on Tuesday or Wednesday? In my experience, Wednesdays are the lowest customers turnout and hence the lowest providers turnout as well.

How were the faces, asses, rest of the body of the women you saw? Asking because I think most women has many other body parts besides tits.

Did you have any session (s)? How was / were that / those?

Did you see or partake in any public sex on or off stage?

What did you eat there that was so bad compared to which other FKKs?

Thank you Jack.

If you look at my post it was Wednesday.

Yes I did find cute faces and nice asses etc. But fake tits are a turnoff to me.

I did not room with anyone as my only choices seemed to disappear for hours at a time.

The crap food was a dry funny tasting pasta dish, and there was only one other option.

That I did not want. Very poor selection. I was not about to pay for an alacarte meal on top.

Of 95 chf admission.

Some old guy was getting blowjobs in the pit area, and there was a 2 girl lesbian show on stage.

[JackalLtt]

I agree with a lot of your criticism, but that WGs with fake tits are a majority is and was always wrong. Most of the time they are about a third to 40% of the number of WGs. Score from today 30 naturals, 19 fake, rest I don't know.

That was the day you were there, it was very different when I was there.

[PaulInZurich]

Women: the majority of them are fake tits.

I agree with a lot of your criticism, but that WGs with fake tits are a majority is and was always wrong. Most of the time they are about a third to 40% of the number of WGs. Score from today 30 naturals, 19 fake, rest I don't know.

[Samplerr]

JFood: was the worst food of any FKK or saunaclub I have been to and I have been to many.

Last month I noticed that the quality and portions offered with the "free menu" had noticeably worsened. Even on Globe's propaganda forum I saw some complaints.

Penny wise, pound poor seems to be the club management's mindset in recent times.

[Gino02]

Just returned from globe tonite and these are my thoughts.

Admission: 95 chf is way to much for what this club has to offer.

Terrace: was told by staff it is still closed for renovations, it's a shame too because.

It was hot as hell in there and no place to cool off.

Food: was the worst food of any FKK or saunaclub I have been to and I have been to many.

Women: the majority of them are fake tits. Out of the remaining women some of those had no tits. What was left would leave the pit for hours and not be seen.

I don't know where all these supposed "beautys" are but they weren't there tonite.

The gold standard for clubs? Not even close.

Did you go on Tuesday or Wednesday? In my experience, Wednesdays are the lowest customers turnout and hence the lowest providers turnout as well.

How were the faces, asses, rest of the body of the women you saw? Asking because I think most women has many other body parts besides tits.

Did you have any session (s)? How was / were that / those?

Did you see or partake in any public sex on or off stage?

What did you eat there that was so bad compared to which other FKKs?

Thank you Jack.

[Sirioja]

Just returned from globe tonite and these are my thoughts.

Admission: 95 chf is way to much for what this club has to offer.

Terrace: was told by staff it is still closed for renovations, it's a shame too because.

It was hot as hell in there and no place to cool off.

Food: was the worst food of any FKK or saunaclub I have been to and I have been to many.

Women: the majority of them are fake tits. Out of the remaining women some of those had no tits. What was left would leave the pit for hours and not be seen.

I don't know where all these supposed "beautys" are but they weren't there tonite.

The gold standard for clubs? Not even close.

I agree entry 95 is too expensive for club level of services and level of casting since 2019, compare to free entry at Amesia with few more elegant girls, but I ate quite good on Friday buffet and on Saturday. Girls rate is also too expensive for looks and even now level in bed for most, when also can find more fresh in bed at Amesia and higher level looks and in bed in Germany. I also knew higher levels at Swiss or History for less expensive. Zurich rates and Swiss are not too demanding, thinking expensive is quality. At least, Roxana and Klara were really lovely, no wow to dream about, but can't expect too much now at Globe. I expect to find higher level at Amesia or in Germany or maybe Atlantis. At.

[Mr Ho]

I have been told the extra CHF 10 are all for the WGs.

If it helps to bring more stunner beauties to globe, it is ok, if nothing change then the price increase is because Ingo want to fuck mongers LOL!

[JackalLtt]

Just returned from globe tonite and these are my thoughts.

Admission: 95 chf is way to much for what this club has to offer.

Terrace: was told by staff it is still closed for renovations, it's a shame too because.

It was hot as hell in there and no place to cool off.

Food: was the worst food of any FKK or saunaclub I have been to and I have been to many.

Women: the majority of them are fake tits. Out of the remaining women some of those had no tits. What was left would leave the pit for hours and not be seen.

I don't know where all these supposed "beautys" are but they weren't there tonite.

The gold standard for clubs? Not even close.