Globe Club

[HammerTime96]

I would advise you to come on Wednesday. Morning show is usually very accessible. On other days it might be tricky to participate as it is crowded.

So what's the show like on Wednesdays?

Globe once again excels in 'marketing' because there is ZERO information on their website except for a vague banner, amd they couldn't even be bothered to fully translate that banner into English. Note it's the same German banner on both the German version and English version. Deutsch: http://club-globe.ch/de/wochenprogramm.php English: http://club-globe.ch/en/wochenprogramm.php.

How do they expect to attract customers when they can't even be bothered to write down a few sentences for each day and describe what kind of shows they have and at what times? I guess they're too lazy and-or incompetent and hope that their customers to spread the news for them, by word-of-mouth on German language websites.

An 8 year old running a lemonade stand could do better, but I guess 'sex sells itself' and that there is no need for some common sense or basic marketing!

For the German speakers, sometimes Germans actually do have a good sense of humor. Here's a German classic, a spoof of Star Wars in the Schwaebisch (Swabian) dialect about viral marketing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPO_ycwwVIg.

[HammerTime96]

+1.

Totally agree HT. Of course I understand that on the short term, income for the club is good by selling all these (over) expensive drinks, but for (most of) the girls and (most of) the clients, this will not be a positive thing at all, and for thos, they will not return if the (drinks) upselling is too dominantly present (as in Freubad now).

I think all in all, an FKK club should stay focused on their core business: providing a meeting place for the exchange between money and sex. Pushing girls to walk around and more actively hunt for customers is already too much for me IMHO, and the last thing I want is girls aggressively upselling alcohol.

What's next? An FKK club charging money for parking your car? Pay extra for an extra towel? Pay extra for paper towels after sex, LOL? Pay for using the sauna? Pay for using the toilet like you see at fuel stations next to a highway in Europe? Sure, I understand: it's all "extra revenue" but IMHO they would be shooting themselves in the foot because male customers might as well go to a Laufhaus, fuck some WG, and go home again.

Judging from how a few months ago Ingo was complaining in one of those videos about how he thinks the CHF95 entrance fee is too low, my guess is that Ingo desperately wants to create a larger 'volume' of customers with all those silly and 'unique' theme days in addition to girls more aggressively hunting for customers, so that he will have the excuse in a few months to increase the entrance fee. But hey, that's just my guess, LOL!

Regarding the aggressive approaches from WGs: if women (who claim to have supernatural powers when it comes to sexually attracting men, and have been dealing with boys and men hitting on them since puberty) can not spot the difference between a man who is sexually interested in her and a man who is not, and can not spot the difference between a shy guy and a man who is self-confident, then obviously something in the selection process by all those so-called Globe 'managers' has gone terribly wrong.

So now we (apparently) have another one-size-fits-all rule where all girls have to approach all men.

[Sweden3000]

Hi, another question on shows. What do the shows consist of on the secretary day? Hav never visited.

Thanks,

Swede.

[Sirioja]

I regret I don t see a Mira since a while at Globe, when I would pay for her. Poney tail should see the huge difference with his prostitutes robots under rules, but he doesn t seem able to understand.

[Sirioja]

My god, how I hate to be constantly bothered for a sale by WGs. One more reason not to visit Globe for me. Does Ingo think that guys can fuck nonstop, and that after they are done fucking (and paying CHF 95 entrance fee) they should just fuck off and leave the club again? Sure, that will improve the atmosphere: NOT!

Globe is a smallish club, and if 30-40 girls are present then I might be interested in about 5 of them. It's just a waste of time for all those girls to come and chat to me. I'm not shy nor stupid, and if I'm interested in a girl and ready to fuck, I'll simply walk up to her.

They probably weren't impressed by you either, LOL!

You should ask girls. I agree I don't like when not attractive come and touch me.

[ManoloX]

*) Show up relatively early (around 12:00) because spots are given away on a 'first-come-first-served' basis.

*) Pick a girl (unfortunately the full line up will not be present at this time of the day, some girls start at 11,12, 13, or 14:00) and ask her nicely if she's willing to do a show with you.

*) If she agrees then she will inform the manager and if spots are still available they will put you on the list.

Remember, there are 2 shows, one at 15:00 (3 pm) and one at 21:00 (9 pm), so if the 15 h show is booked then you can try to get a spot on the second show at 21 h.

Good luck and have fun!

I would advise you to come on Wednesday. Morning show is usually very accessible. On other days it might be tricky to participate as it is crowded.

[PaulInZurich]

Don't forget that most girls have a very low tolerance for alcohol.

+1 on the rest of the post, but there are some girls who would drink most men under the table even if their weight if half compared to the man.

[Sirioja]

+1.

Totally agree HT. Of course I understand that on the short term, income for the club is good by selling all these (over) expensive drinks, but for (most of) the girls and (most of) the clients, this will not be a positive thing at all, and for thos, they will not return if the (drinks) upselling is too dominantly present (as in Freubad now).

Probably asked by 2 staff when business may be not good enough. Some girls drink then are less inhibited to go with some guys.

[Cowens]

Don't forget that most girls have a very low tolerance for alcohol.

So no, if a club is serious and interested in keeping around the good looking girls who provide good service, then I seriously doubt that pushing girls to start upselling bottles of champagne to male customers is beneficial for both the WGs and the club in the medium and long run.

My explanation wasn't good enough; O) I agree with you that drinking alcohol and club working don't go well together on the long term (even if I have stories from bar girls and WG about heavy drinking both in the clubs and outside during days off). The clever girl's strategy is to make the customer buy alcohol on her account, but minimize the amount she drinks. E. g. Drinking only a minimal part of the lady drink before the room, inviting colleagues to help with champagne bottles or discreetly using the ice bucket or the plants to empty glasses. What I was trying to say is that heavy drinking customers bring much more profits to the clubs and the one who just do rooms. So drinking alcohol is not beneficial long term for the girls, but selling alcohol is certainly a good business for the clubs.

[Maxime]

So no, if a club is serious and interested in keeping around the good looking girls who provide good service, then I seriously doubt that pushing girls to start upselling bottles of champagne to male customers is beneficial for both the WGs and the club in the medium and long run.

+1.

Totally agree HT. Of course I understand that on the short term, income for the club is good by selling all these (over) expensive drinks, but for (most of) the girls and (most of) the clients, this will not be a positive thing at all, and for thos, they will not return if the (drinks) upselling is too dominantly present (as in Freubad now).

[HammerTime96]

Hi,

Maybe the answer is already here somewhere but anyway. If I would like to participate in a Tuesday scene show is it just to ask a girl if she would be interested or is it a pre selection of certain girls and guests? Seem that the number of couples vary from 4-6 at least.

/ Swede.

*) Show up relatively early (around 12:00) because spots are given away on a 'first-come-first-served' basis.

*) Pick a girl (unfortunately the full line up will not be present at this time of the day, some girls start at 11,12, 13, or 14:00) and ask her nicely if she's willing to do a show with you.

*) If she agrees then she will inform the manager and if spots are still available they will put you on the list.

Remember, there are 2 shows, one at 15:00 (3 pm) and one at 21:00 (9 pm), so if the 15 h show is booked then you can try to get a spot on the second show at 21 h.

Good luck and have fun!

[Sweden3000]

Hi,

Maybe the answer is already here somewhere but anyway. If I would like to participate in a Tuesday scene show is it just to ask a girl if she would be interested or is it a pre selection of certain girls and guests? Seem that the number of couples vary from 4-6 at least.

/ Swede.

[HammerTime96]

A different perspective:

* A girl goes one hour with a customer and creates 300 CHF of gross revenues to the club. The girl get 260 of it, then you remove 20 for VAT, Gross profit for the club is 10.

* A girl make a customer drink a bottle of champagne that brings 150 CHF of gross revenues. The bottle was bought for 40, the girl get a cut of the sale, lets be very generous 50, VAT is around 10. Gross profit is 50.

As a club manager, the second situation is better for you; O) As "normal" customer in Freubad, I am ignored by management and fine with this. However when a guy come and start having bottle (s) of champagne at the bar (and prices of drinks are higher at Freubad than Globe), you can be sure that the manager will come out and say Hello,. And girls will make sure that the bottle is quickly empty.

Don't forget that most girls have a very low tolerance for alcohol.

Just one drink of alcohol on a relatively empty stomach (to stay slim) quickly makes them very sleepy, slow and lethargic, and this is not a good combination with a grueling schedule of working very long hours well into the night, having a short sleep, and then starting the next shift again at 12:00 or 13:00. Over the years and in many other clubs, some WGs have already confessed to me that when a customer orders them drinks, that there is a big temptation to compensate this drawdown of energy with some white powder imported from South America if they want to continue to work (and perform to a high level!) the rest of the shift. This leads to a vicious circle of gaining weight due to the additional calories (alcohol) + lack of sleep due to the side-effects of coke + more white powder needed during the day to give them the energy to work and skip meals in order to lose the extra weight again. In other words, it's a downward spiral of addiction, deteriorating looks, and wasting money on drugs, and this is why the serious working girls stay away from alcohol and-or drugs.

So no, if a club is serious and interested in keeping around the good looking girls who provide good service, then I seriously doubt that pushing girls to start upselling bottles of champagne to male customers is beneficial for both the WGs and the club in the medium and long run.

[HammerTime96]

They mean that since a few weeks again the girls are not supposed to sit for a long time speaking between themselves in large groups. They go and speak to a client for a few minutes, then if no sale they go to the next client, rinse and repeat.

My god, how I hate to be constantly bothered for a sale by WGs. One more reason not to visit Globe for me. Does Ingo think that guys can fuck nonstop, and that after they are done fucking (and paying CHF 95 entrance fee) they should just fuck off and leave the club again? Sure, that will improve the atmosphere: NOT!

Globe is a smallish club, and if 30-40 girls are present then I might be interested in about 5 of them. It's just a waste of time for all those girls to come and chat to me. I'm not shy nor stupid, and if I'm interested in a girl and ready to fuck, I'll simply walk up to her.

You should improve as teacher when I was not even impressed in bed by superstar Ekaterina, nor pornstar Daisi.

They probably weren't impressed by you either, LOL!

[Sirioja]

They mean that since a few weeks again the girls are not supposed to sit for a long time speaking between themselves in large groups. They go and speak to a client for a few minutes, then if no sale they go to the next client, rinse and repeat.

Ingo is daily in the club and not just in his office, but he spends some time on the floor at a desk in front of one of the large corner couches. I was told that the reduced music volume comes from him too.

I appreciate another improvement, from what I can tell mattresses have been replaced and they all have a plastic cover on top to stop leakage of fluids through the bedsheet to the mattress.

Good if they improved hygiene when Globe is expensive but had dirty beds in bad rooms, really low level, compare to my best quality and value GG. De where I pay topgirls I don t see at Globe 150/60 for high GFE. Poney tail should stop to bother girls, when I prefer more fresh in mind and looks, not his robots at work, he seems to know so few about women but only prostitutes.