Medellin Reports

[DownLow123]

In most other Latin America destinations I've been to, the expectation is usually to shower before the fun once you get a girl into the room. Sometimes the shower is together (more fun) while other times the girl wants to shower separately. What's the shower patterns in Medellin when you bring a girl back to your room? And what about at a casa like New Life or Energy or at the rooms within clubs like La Isla?

Speaking exclusively from fb girls, I never showered before the business. A few showered themselves, but never on a 1st meet. Repeat business I have showered with them if they ask.

It's safe to assume to mingle with the chick 1st, than invite her to the room, for me it's under the disguise of musica to make it a bit more natural experience for her. Can't tell you how many girls start grinding on me while undressing during a little reggueton. They LOVE Carol G.

[DownLow123]

Locals will show you a smiley face but they do not like foreigners banging their women and that is the root of the issue in Medellin. Foreigners account for less than one per cent of the mongers in Medellin but having become quite visible the locals (some of whom are mongers themselves) have gotten the mayor to invoke the crackdown law per " if it is deemed a threat to public order".

My advice to mongers is to be as discreet as possible as we used to be in the old days.

Regarding the US, mongering in NYC is not too bad right now, just the quality does not match that of Asia or Latin America, my biggest beef.

Interested in the prices? Would beat flying down to MDE every few months LOL.

[KebabOperator]

Things are going well.

Thursday, I had some work in the morning, and after all the meetings, I was not hungry, I was haaangry. I could have taken down entire pigglet by mself. What was supposed to be a quick lunch turned into 2. 5 hours of drinking, laughing, and planning with my local Colombian counterpart. Man, people are very chill here, and I like that very much.

Don't get me wrong, I got a couple of dirty looks and even people outright looking disrespectful when I tried to grab a late-night bite in Laureles, but overall, people are nice. I just don't understand the hostility some locals have with foreigners; most foreigners I met are respectful and keep to themselves, plus we are spending local monthly salary in a day, ergo helping the local economy, so why the anger and disgust? What did some other foreigners do to get to this level? I need some backstory / history here if anybody is willing to enlighten me. Also, everyone, please govern yourself accordingly, like the civilized, decent humans that you are, and don't be a dick. We don't need bad energy and enemies here. Unnecessary.

After lunch and drinking, I did a quick casa visit (somewhere in bello) recommended by my driver, and it was meh. It satisfied the itch, but New Life had a better lineup. I guess it was a very local place, which is always interesting, but I am a quality over quantity persona, and let's just say I won't repeat this location. We grabbed some cervezas with my driver by my place as he told me some funny stories; he promised more quality for next time, and we partied ways. Overall good time.

I was in the mood for some more, so I texted a girl from FB (Lorena, 21, all-natural, objectively 8), and she came over to my designated playroom. The Damage was 300, little more than 2 hours. This girl literally hugged me three times in the doorway as she was kissing & leaving me and then literally shook my hand lmfao I was cracking up so hard. I guess I passed the test LOL.

Anyway, I had some gas left in me, so I was wandering around Laurles, just doing my usual recon tour, when I heard someone screaming my name from across the street. I did not have glasses or contacts, so I could not even see who it was so I stood there and waived like a stooge; as she got closer, it was one of the girls working with the local team, and to say that they were gorgeous would be an understatement of the century. She was out with two of her friends at a local bar, and one of the friends was whippinn around in new Benz GLE, so they definitely were not starving. Anyway, after the small talk, she asked me what I had planned; I said I was studying the local land, and she laughed and said let me take you out tomorrow and show you real Medellin. I mean, who would say no? So, big plans for Friday loading. We all said goodbyes, exchanged WhatsApps, etc, and the girl I knew and one with the Benz left.

The third girl apparently lived nearby, and basically, since I was looking for a barbershop, she said she would show me on the way. We Got to the spot just in time, as they closed at 8. I got cleaned up (beard / hair), and during the cut, she kept complimenting me repeatedly to the point where the barber had a constant smirk on his face. I said it felt like the night was not done yet. Maybe we should hangout / drink somewhere. When I tell you her eyes lit up like a little kid, it was the cutest thing ever. Since I don't know any good spots yet, I told her she picks the place, I pay, and she may have to carry me home: the. Little did I know this would be foreshadowing. We ended up on some rooftop place with very good food, decent drinks, and usual 4 note music in rotation. This went on for 3-4 hours; dn lost track of time. We had really good conversation, she told me about her life etc, I explained little more about myself etc. We were really vibing. She is the type of girl who is always smiling, and just the damn energy coming from her was very nice. I mean, a drop-dead gorgeous 22-year-old girl full of life and enjoying herself, what more can you ask for? (objectively a 9 if not 10). Anyway, I seem to be saving money here in Colombia, in terms of P2P, because other than food and drinks, this did not cost jack squat (I did send her Jador and flowers through Rappi as a thank you but I mean she deserved it). Activities were nonstop all night; Nobody got any sleep, but everybody was happy. If one could put this kind of talent on a resume, she definitely needs to do it in capital letters lmfao. She just left, but not before she cleaned up my place, LOL. Yes, I broke my stupid rule, I took her to my actual bed, not the playroom, bcoz playroom was messy and smelled like pussy from before, and I was not willing to walk drunk two more blocks. This night will go down in my personal book as one of the best (def on top 30 list). It is about 11:40 AM here, and neither of us could stand straight after last night. I literally had to help her to her Uber; poor girl going to be sore for a bit.

So much for my big rotation plans, but three in a day is still not bad. Honestly, the third girl, I would take one a day like that and be happy; this chick took all my energy and half my DNA and wants more. I need to stock up on Zinc supplements to reload the guns.

I wrote all this report for people who want to come enjoy this beautiful city and life here. It is still good. It is very fun. It is not dangerously unsafe, and Talent is just off the charts. Don't listen to the nay-sayers and Fudgin idiots. Just like in every country there are people with decent head on their shoulders, idiots and idiots squared. Be smart and you will be very happy.

P.S. I heard through a new expat friend that some guy got robbed yesterday while holding his phone in one of his hands and trying to count the cash with another hand at 9 PM in the Plaza Botero area. I mean, if "I am asking for it was a person," this guy would have his picture in a book. Please don't do stupid shit like that. When it gets dark, you leave the Plaza Botero area.

Operator out. Until next time.

[BlueChange]

What is happening to online? It seems like there are way less girls advertising online. And the ones that are, are just overall lower quality.

I have enough girls in my rotation but my problem is that they only have ass. The only girl I had that has nice tits is gone outside the city and isn't coming back until after I leave. She had really big tits for her small skinny frame. Can't really quite replace her. I asked if I could fly her back to medellin and she's said no not even for the weekend. She's in some small coastal city visiting family and trying to deal with her depression. I want tits so bad I might just fly over there for the weekend. If not I might just fly back to Bogota for the weekend. I saw a girl online that could replace my girl. Too bad I saw her only after settling here in medellin.

So I'm on the hunt to fix my rotation and online I see not much. Haven't been to Lleras or la isla yet. One time in la isla I saw a girl with nice tits who could've replaced my girl but I didn't talk to her because I went to see my regular girl who has both a nice rack and a nice ass. Never saw the other girl at la isla again. Missed opportunity. I still have to check out fase dos because you guys are saying it's good now. I also have to check loutron again. Haven't been there in like 2 years. Might not be worth it tho since I don't want plastic.

I'm just looking for a small skinny girl with big natural tits. Is that too much to ask for?

Where online are you looking? Perhaps I can point you in the right direction. I might know some.

[MoneyShot]

Locals will show you a smiley face but they do not like foreigners banging their women and that is the root of the issue in Medellin. Foreigners account for less than one per cent of the mongers in Medellin but having become quite visible the locals (some of whom are mongers themselves) have gotten the mayor to invoke the crackdown law per " if it is deemed a threat to public order".

My advice to mongers is to be as discreet as possible as we used to be in the old days.

Regarding the US, mongering in NYC is not too bad right now, just the quality does not match that of Asia or Latin America, my biggest beef.

Lleras is more wide open than ever a few weeks ago, Found three I liked, much prefer referrals, vetted or ol friends, but like the last post the OL Or FB chicas seems half what it was seven years ago, So many scammers, OF GPS, flakes and higher prices, still fun to be had while it last.

[KebabOperator]

Hello Gents,

I have been here for a couple of days (first time at the paisa source), and here is how things are on the ground from my lens.

Before I got here, I got so many conflicting reports I thought I was walking into a shit show. The reality is things are not as bad as they seem online, but I would say this is not a beginner-friendly city at all (unless you are staying in the Poblado area).

I still believe Camp Alegre was the best beginner place I have been to in terms of price and talent, other than FKK clubs in the EU, and I miss that place dearly. It was an amazing playground of 300 gorgeous playmates inside a safe walled campground. I hope they bring it back. St Marteen is not even close, so please don't even argue.

Now, the problem with Poblado is that it is so gringofied that you are basically overpaying for everything, and the vibe is very meh for me. Also, there are a lot of ugly gringas around—wonder what they are doing here?

Now for accommodations:

I stayed outside of Poblado because I got a way better price, and it has a more local feel. The hotel rates I was quoted in Poblado were bananas for Colombia (plus they want extra money for each girl LOL) and I plan on having a decent rotation going here. No bueno. I still have a weekend rooms booked in the Poblado Hotel for a group party I am throwing, but still, wtf?

Anyway, I don't like for anyone to have access to where I really sleep; thus, I always get two places. Now this is optional for most and a must for me. Usually, your budget dictates this, but for 500 USD, you can get a decent place for two weeks. Thus I have a play room and sleep / stash room in different buildings within walking distance. Total damage 1000. To me, that is reasonable, but once again, people in different tax brackets look at numbers differently so you do you boo.

Dinero Limits:

Daily pocket money limit I set for myself is 500 USD. This is what I allow myself to spend at most. The reality is I went hard and barely spent 350 the other day. So I think it will average out around 300 per day when I am done.

Here are my experiences so far.

Casas are an amazing deal if you just want wam bam thank you ma'am experience. Price can not be beat. Safe, reliable. Ok lineup. New life gets a thumbs up.

Plaza Boterro was a mixed bag for me. Some chicas standing there barely qualified as chicks, and there were some who were okay but not my seen. I think I will have to go more to catch a diamond in the rough but we will see, I don't have high hopes for it.

Food-wise, yes, you can afford most things, but if you are seriously into gastronomy, for serious eaters, I don't think this place is food heaven like Asia, Europe, or even Mexico. Don't get me wrong; it's good and acceptable, but you are not getting wowed here or at least I have not seen it yet. Feels like everyone is on island time here and just don't expect things on time. Even Rappi deliveries are on their own clock.

This reminds me. Rappi is a must. Get pro and get everything delivered. I ran out of money and condoms the other day. Rappi to the rescue. 6 AM McMuffin for the stuffed muffin under me? Yup, rappi to the rescue.

So far, I have had a decent experience with Ubers. Prices are reasonable (5-10 bucks), depending on where you are going and wait times, etc. The airport to my place was $100,000, so 25 bucks, basically, not ad at all.

Now for my best finds:

I made a friend with an Uber driver; bro turned out to be a decent dude. Hooked me up with a lot of things, connections, etc. Of course, I try to compensate everyone fairly, but for these kinds of things, you just have to feel it out if they are a leech or genuine (would not recommend this for Newbies to the game). 50 mil propina to the right person goes a long way.

I ran into a civil in Exito on the way to an appointment with my Uber driver, and I pulled her with my butchered Spanish. This shit was unexpected even for me. After my appointment, we texted, and she came over. All I can say is wow. Total damage was 300 mil for restaurants and gifts, supplies, etc, but for a 19 year old Gorgeous chica to me, worth it. She would not take money so I just got her one more gift. Win is a win. Don't be cheap in these kinds of times, gents. She then played tour guide during the day, which was very helpful, helped me run a couple of errands, explained the city, showed me around, etc. Of course, Before she left, we said goodbye in the proper way: the. She has some school things and will be done in a day, promised a friend for possible 3 way.

I had good luck with a couple of online girls. Made good connections, very nice sessions 450 TLN for a stunner nonplastic 22 year old Who also promised a friend. Next time she comes over.

I visited one online girl in Laureles and that also went well. 350 was damage here.

So far, I went to one strip club (Isla I think) with a new friend that he wanted to check it out, and it was meh. I have never been a fan of strip clubs, even back home, but I just don't get the point. Girls are meh to so-so in range, and most are poorly altered. Prices are stupid (think 600-700 LOL) plus you have to pay the house fee etc. I just don't get the logic with these, so maybe someone could enlighten me.

Anyway, I will update you with more findings when I can, but so far, it's not as bad as some fear-mongering members have made it seem. I am not dissatisfied yet, we will see how things progress.

I can only imagine how amazing this place was before all these price increases and shifts in politics.

[Haxagonus]

What is happening to online? It seems like there are way less girls advertising online. And the ones that are, are just overall lower quality.

I have enough girls in my rotation but my problem is that they only have ass. The only girl I had that has nice tits is gone outside the city and isn't coming back until after I leave. She had really big tits for her small skinny frame. Can't really quite replace her. I asked if I could fly her back to medellin and she's said no not even for the weekend. She's in some small coastal city visiting family and trying to deal with her depression. I want tits so bad I might just fly over there for the weekend. If not I might just fly back to Bogota for the weekend. I saw a girl online that could replace my girl. Too bad I saw her only after settling here in medellin.

So I'm on the hunt to fix my rotation and online I see not much. Haven't been to Lleras or la isla yet. One time in la isla I saw a girl with nice tits who could've replaced my girl but I didn't talk to her because I went to see my regular girl who has both a nice rack and a nice ass. Never saw the other girl at la isla again. Missed opportunity. I still have to check out fase dos because you guys are saying it's good now. I also have to check loutron again. Haven't been there in like 2 years. Might not be worth it tho since I don't want plastic.

I'm just looking for a small skinny girl with big natural tits. Is that too much to ask for?

[Zeos1]

I'm planning to visit New Life in about a week. How was it in terms of line up? Still 70,000?

I have nothing recent. But New Life may have 50 to 70 different chicas on roster, all of them have different days they may come in, and at any given time you may only see 5, 10, or maybe 15 of them. So no comment on the "line up" is going to be useful. If you went every day for a month perhaps you could comment on the line-up, but by then a good portion will have changed. Having said that, if you are a regular you can get a gal to tell you when she'll be on shift again, and I suppose you could ask for her when you arrive. If she is in with another customer you could wait, and then at least you would have a warmed up pussy when you get your turn.

[Knowledge]

You can ask girls to shower before, during, and / or after your sessions. I don't do Parque Lleras so I don't have a basis to confirm or deny your experience. I have had similar issues only on very rare occasions.

To date we have picked up 8 people from llars park.

I can't say for sure whether the women in Medellin tend to shower or not. Until now, the ratio was half and half.

There is also a significant percentage of people who shower after sex without showering at first. I think after having sex with a customer, he takes a shower and goes straight to the park to wait for the next customer.

[Exoticspirit]

Here in Medellin for the first time. Visited New Life and a prepago online in Laureles. So far something is in the way of enjoyment there is a distinct fishy smell both times.

Am I going to the wrong places?

I'm planning to visit New Life in about a week. How was it in terms of line up? Still 70,000?

[Gabacho]

Here in Medellin for the first time. Visited New Life and a prepago online in Laureles. So far something is in the way of enjoyment there is a distinct fishy smell both times.

Am I going to the wrong places?

This is definitely not my experience at all, not even with street girls in el centro. Once in a blue moon maybe, but the majority of them have no odor. This is much more of an issue in Mexico in venues such as zona norte in Tijuana and la merced in CDMX.

[Wkahddl2]

In most other Latin America destinations I've been to, the expectation is usually to shower before the fun once you get a girl into the room. Sometimes the shower is together (more fun) while other times the girl wants to shower separately. What's the shower patterns in Medellin when you bring a girl back to your room? And what about at a casa like New Life or Energy or at the rooms within clubs like La Isla?

To date we have picked up 8 people from llars park.

I can't say for sure whether the women in Medellin tend to shower or not. Until now, the ratio was half and half.

There is also a significant percentage of people who shower after sex without showering at first. I think after having sex with a customer, he takes a shower and goes straight to the park to wait for the next customer.

[Exoticspirit]

In most other Latin America destinations I've been to, the expectation is usually to shower before the fun once you get a girl into the room. Sometimes the shower is together (more fun) while other times the girl wants to shower separately. What's the shower patterns in Medellin when you bring a girl back to your room? And what about at a casa like New Life or Energy or at the rooms within clubs like La Isla?

[RealJust]

Here in Medellin for the first time. Visited New Life and a prepago online in Laureles. So far something is in the way of enjoyment there is a distinct fishy smell both times.

Am I going to the wrong places?

[Knowledge]

Your advice is golden and it applies before, during, and after the current hype cycle of xenophobic scapegoating.

Locals will show you a smiley face but they do not like foreigners banging their women and that is the root of the issue in Medellin. Foreigners account for less than one per cent of the mongers in Medellin but having become quite visible the locals (some of whom are mongers themselves) have gotten the mayor to invoke the crackdown law per " if it is deemed a threat to public order".

My advice to mongers is to be as discreet as possible as we used to be in the old days.

Regarding the US, mongering in NYC is not too bad right now, just the quality does not match that of Asia or Latin America, my biggest beef.