Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[MonkeyPaw]

There is a street in Montrose (Houston) named after the town a one time Mayor's mother came from. Tuam.

A couple of blocks away, there was eccentric after hours nightclub called "Numbers".

Speaking of numbers, a long time ago I wrote about the 66 and 666, numbers always coming into my life. When we lived in St. Louis, with the "Arch," but I am often reminded in my case, it is pronounced ""Ark," had Route 66 run right through it. The first two digits of our address where I grew up was 66. The 3 digits after the area code on our phone was 999 (666 not allowed in USA). Thailand's country code, where I am at today, is +66. I get this email the other day with 66 and 666 specials from TOPS. And who could ever forget the 666 shadow from my taxi ride awhile back. Guess this devil won't ever let me go, but thank God I am who I am, right? So many times, when I wander late at night near Kophai, those packs of territorial Soi dogs charge, growl, and bark. Monkeypaw just looks straight ahead, keeps calm, and struts at the same pace. Too bad I don't know how to whistle or I would. And trust me, those dogs get close enough to sniff, but have yet to bite. I think ice water runs through my veins. Guided, protected, aura? Cesar Milan would be proud.

And remember Monkeypaw's post #1180 entitled "Chaos before 69" in this same thread? Well 69th (was delayed a year) just happened a few weeks ago. So are we nearing this time for big change? Anyways, Andrea Meza (Mexico) took the crown, Julia Gama (Brazil) was first runner up, and Janick Maceta (Peru) was 2nd runner up. But Monkeypaw's top 3 is different. Winner Alina Sanko (Russia). First runner up Thuzar Wint Lwin (Myanmar). Second runner up Maria Thattil (Australia). Honorable mentions goes to Cristiana Silva (Portugal) and Adline Castelino (India). Reminder to Google image search to see all angles of the 69th Miss Universe ladies, than what the article shows. Does Monkeypaw still have that third eye?

https://www.usatoday.com/picture-gal...sa/5119945001/

SNIP...
Do I need to worry about the Mafia moving in or do I just carry on without a care in the world?

I'm asking because a youtber who has been in Pattaya says no such thing as Mafia in Pattaya.

Kind of like the Mayor saying no Prostitution there either.

Not sure what people think mafia is or is not. Hopefully, it's not from the movies. Real mafia knows how to blend in. When Pattaya is full of crowds and weekend millionaires, they become weekend millionaires. When Pattaya is not, then they become Cheap Charlies. This is how they are successful, playing chameleon, playing spy, and traveling. Own nothing, but still live a lifestyle of freedom that others envy. Just be smart about it. Hotels and Uber Black versus a mansion and Ferrari. Blend in, but there is always going to be something special that will separate them from the others. Too bad Pablo Escobar didn't have this wisdom. It's all about "freedom" and having your cake and being able to eat when you want to, of if you don't even want to.

The "Third Eye Bunny" is a famous painting next to the Wave Hotel on Beach Road. Look the hotel sign next to it. Deep Blue Z10. How ironic is that? It's that eye for wisdom, insight, and beauty. Reminds me of the story about Jack Rabbit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTjPXjm00nw (The Jack Rabbit and the Box Turtle).

It's not the same kid story that you've heard before. And the Jack Rabbit's prize for winning? At this point, it is relaxing on Pattaya Beach, sipping a White Russian, with a hint of vanilla. Who is your favorite Playboy? And by night, get a visit from a different kind of white Russian that I met years back for a couple thousand baht. But I guess they are all starving now. She may have worked on Walking Street at Angels or Galaxy, or maybe both. Perhaps Angels from another galaxy?

I get it you are Alexandria Cortez type, anti capitalist.

But when making arguments keep it Real.

Blu Radisson did not cost $7 billion.

Hahaha.

You are absolutely correct. Sorry I missed that. Radisson's revenue was actually closer to 7. 3 billion. I forget that all our minds don't function the same. Some think on a micro level, others on a macro. It's like a chicken, pretending to be a duck, trying to give flight lessons to an eagle on how to soar. Anyways, what the daddy company makes, so gets the son. It's like the trinity thing right? Father, Son, and Holy Ghost? Rad / is / son Blu. So who is the most rad and the coolest son? The Blue is a given.

Thailand is one of the very few countries I have mongered in in which I got a real girlfriend (not a hooker GF). She was a Buddhist. She introduced me to her parents and siblings and taught me a lot about Thai society. She took me inside the temple with the huge golden statue of Buddha near China town. They are indeed a spiritual people and I have great respect for them.

Years ago, for a few days, I was a crazed homeless monk in Bangkok hiding from the Lumpini cops. I wore my white robe and slippers from the Maitria Hotel Sukhumvit 18, while roaming the streets and the malls. A girl working as a juice vendor gave me a pomegranate drink by the Exchange Tower, an older farang bought me a watermelon shake at a cafe in the atrium of the Ambassador Hotel, a girl working at a tennis shoes shop in Terminal 21 offered me a free pair of sneakers, and a young Thai guy gave me 20 baht at the bus stop. During that same time, when the devil was also in my head, the Thai police drugged me trying to get payoff (didn't work), a couple of bums tried to rob me at a bus stop while I was trying to sleep, and I got chased by lots of locals who didn't want me in their businesses.

The world opened it up and showed its true nature to me. Back then and even as of now, this world belongs to the evil. This was all a part of my training with the spirit world. It was part of my journey in finding myself. I can tell you now, that spirituality has much to do with the mind. Our actions are not our own. We are controlled by forces greater than ourselves. Be wary of ego, and embrace empathy. And when I mean ego, it may be difficult for some to understand. So they should just focus on greater good and lesser evil. Because the idea of God as almighty, that itself, can be confused when it comes to ego. The mind is the battlefield where spiritual warfare happens. And our wisdom, and being able to act on that wisdom to gain certain rewards in life, dictate which side has the advantage with our soul. I'm just lucky, I am guided in this. Mind, spirit, soul is all in one. This is the "Blue" print I used to understand spirituality. It goes beyond Buddhism, Islam, and Christianity. But the common denominator in most religions or beliefs are spiritual beings called Angels. So, I guess I am not the next great Buddha. Monkeypaw strongly advises this read.

https://www.quora.com/Does-God-exist...ngel-Mikhael-1

Police put their foot down on Nightwish Group according to a girl who just left my room.

30 days before you posted this, I said. "I see that NightWish has taken upon themselves to control more aspects of the livestreams with their own site. Management obvious want the stupid girls to stay stupid, so there is more control. Feel sorry if they ever piss off a girl or whistleblower because we are still in lockdown and no gatherings allowed ". Who is like Nostrodamus? Or better yet, Who is like God?

[Allover]

I was thinking of going in 2 weeks. Were you just there? How have the strip clubs been since May 1? How closely are they monitoring the 3 foot rule? By saying booming are you referring to P4P, strip clubs, visitors to Cirque du Soleil, buffets have reopened, poker tables full? Please clarify.

Was there last week on weekdays. I don't do strip clubs but I can tell you the city is hopping with visitors. Some casinos haven't opened all of their gambling tables but there are plenty of people gambling. Most of the showrooms are open now. Overall Mon-Thursday almost looked like a weekend crowd. I did visit an AMP but didn't find anything special there. A lot of people have cash to spend now thanks to unemployment bonuses.

[Danny Duck]

I was thinking of going in 2 weeks. Were you just there? How have the strip clubs been since May 1? How closely are they monitoring the 3 foot rule? By saying booming are you referring to P4P, strip clubs, visitors to Cirque du Soleil, buffets have reopened, poker tables full? Please clarify.

Bit Siri.

I thought you were pulling my genitals with all your when were you there inquisitions.

I won't go into too much detail as I don't want to send you on a wild goose chase.

Venetian just concluded a 2,700 player poker tournament. So there must be action.

Wynn is opening up Buffet soon. Pretty sure most are not running yet but I assure you they will be. People love it.

P4P. To me since experiencing Bangkok I lost all interest in Vegas.

3 foot rule enforced? Doubt it.

They are adding shows as I speak.

Last there January 2021.

But I follow it close. I have assets in Vegas.

Will be there soon. Just need to get my teeth cleaning done. On waiting list to get it even sooner.

My last month in Pattaya December 2019. Last in Bangkok January 2020.

[Banana Boi]

Contrary to popular belief once open the nightlife will Boom immediately. Las Vegas is out of this world Booming right now.

I was thinking of going in 2 weeks. Were you just there? How have the strip clubs been since May 1? How closely are they monitoring the 3 foot rule? By saying booming are you referring to P4P, strip clubs, visitors to Cirque du Soleil, buffets have reopened, poker tables full? Please clarify.

Bit Siri.

Think of those horny Japan salarymen, their bank accounts are overflowing waiting to be spent on light skin pretty Thai girls.

The average wage of the Japanese (or Korean) salary man is likely much lower than you think. Coupled with the high cost of housing their disposable income is very low compared to the average American.

Bit Siri

[Danny Duck]

Don't say anything about the $7 Billion Radisson Blu charging 600 baht for breakfast. The cancerous charred meat they grill up and serve. The abuse and torture of animals for the food on the buffet. The hefty price of $150 a night for a room to sleep in. The poor migrant labor to build their hotels. The lawsuits by their employees for unpaid wages. But, yet you whine and complain about how a kind hearted, homeless guy like Monkeypaw is committing theft by not paying for his healthy egg white and mushroom omelet, whole grain croissant, and fruit bowl with OJ? Now, I totally understand why some people look confused and don't quite understand the plot when they watch Robin Hood, Zorro, or V for Vendetta. The really don't understand the concept of greater good and lesser evil. Welcome to the other side! My Father always told me that it all begun with two sides, when it came down to the only Great War that ever matter.

Sorry Martin Luther, but do you think of me as a mere peasant because of my lifestyle? Actually, I am a prince. Not the same type of "prince" that you have down here on Earth, not the ones you read about in history, who comes from royalty. But I am different kind of Prince in my little own fairy tale world. Know what I mean jelly bean? And you probably, don't think much of me. But no, I am not at all a peasant. Instead, Monkeypaw is just a pleasant mother pheasant plucker. What I mean is that I'm a mother pheasant plucker. I pluck mother pheasants. I'm the most pleasant peasant, mother pheasant plucker, that's ever plucked mother pheasants. But actually, I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's son. I'm only plucking pheasants til the pheasant plucker comes. If you are still confused, see for yourself. I am a Prince.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deCUnq63waI&t=3s

They whine when Monkeypaw spent 30,000 baht in single night at Sapphire Club ringing the bell. Then they whine even more, when the same homeless and jobless, Monkeypaw, collects SNAP Food Benefits, and gets boxes of Kraft Mac and Cheese cargo shipped to him every month from across the world. So who is like a hungry Quasimodo? Get back with the Paw, when you understand who or what I am.

What cam? I don't see no cam. The girls don't see no cam. So what cam are you talking about? But if you ever wanted to set up one, follow the same instructions given to the Hokey Pokey. Works like a charm every time. But what I have noticed on ISG, is that the pics with my dicks get more views than the others. Seriously, Chris Hansen..

I get it you are Alexandria Cortez type, anti capitalist.

But when making arguments keep it Real.

Blu Radisson did not cost $7 billion.

Hahaha.

[MonkeyPaw]

So you would use your being "highly skilled in empathy" to make her complicit in your theft by not reporting it to management? What a guy!

Don't say anything about the $7 Billion Radisson Blu charging 600 baht for breakfast. The cancerous charred meat they grill up and serve. The abuse and torture of animals for the food on the buffet. The hefty price of $150 a night for a room to sleep in. The poor migrant labor to build their hotels. The lawsuits by their employees for unpaid wages. But, yet you whine and complain about how a kind hearted, homeless guy like Monkeypaw is committing theft by not paying for his healthy egg white and mushroom omelet, whole grain croissant, and fruit bowl with OJ? Now, I totally understand why some people look confused and don't quite understand the plot when they watch Robin Hood, Zorro, or V for Vendetta. The really don't understand the concept of greater good and lesser evil. Welcome to the other side! My Father always told me that it all begun with two sides, when it came down to the only Great War that ever matter.

SNIP... What I am trying to say is I admit we all have certain rights, like what kind of life style we choose to live. But please do not romanticize a life style that could only badly influence gullible Eurotrash, Cheap Charlies from down under, and scum bum types from North America and Russia. Plenty of us have worked our asses off for 30,40 even 50 years to retire with a standard of living befitting our hard work and goals... SNIP.

Sorry Martin Luther, but do you think of me as a mere peasant because of my lifestyle? Actually, I am a prince. Not the same type of "prince" that you have down here on Earth, not the ones you read about in history, who comes from royalty. But I am different kind of Prince in my little own fairy tale world. Know what I mean jelly bean? And you probably, don't think much of me. But no, I am not at all a peasant. Instead, Monkeypaw is just a pleasant mother pheasant plucker. What I mean is that I'm a mother pheasant plucker. I pluck mother pheasants. I'm the most pleasant peasant, mother pheasant plucker, that's ever plucked mother pheasants. But actually, I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's son. I'm only plucking pheasants til the pheasant plucker comes. If you are still confused, see for yourself. I am a Prince.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deCUnq63waI&t=3s

They whine when Monkeypaw spent 30,000 baht in single night at Sapphire Club ringing the bell. Then they whine even more, when the same homeless and jobless, Monkeypaw, collects SNAP Food Benefits, and gets boxes of Kraft Mac and Cheese cargo shipped to him every month from across the world. So who is like a hungry Quasimodo? Get back with the Paw, when you understand who or what I am.

Very nice pictures. Did you hide the cam? Or your lady was ok you do a movie? If you hide the cam can you tell me how you do?

What cam? I don't see no cam. The girls don't see no cam. So what cam are you talking about? But if you ever wanted to set up one, follow the same instructions given to the Hokey Pokey. Works like a charm every time. But what I have noticed on ISG, is that the pics with my dicks get more views than the others. Seriously, Chris Hansen.

Remember the Korean guys you tube vid I recommend. The one where he got upset because I didn't post URL.

Maybe he likes my tastes in Bargirls.

Saw your Korean Superstar at Hooters off Beach Road, sitting by himself and talking to himself, during their 50% off between 3-4 PM happy hour. Across the beach, was the same crazy homeless chubby Thai chick wearing the same pink shorts for over 15 months, doing the same. Sitting by herself and talking to herself. World is full of crazies. Some get paid for it. Some don't. But remember, if you know you are crazy, then that makes you "not" crazy. Good advice from someone who has been on the inside and was still able to pass a lie detector test, while lying his ass off and both MMPI 1 & 2 tests. The Board wouldn't license me unless I was able to pass them. System failures means Monkeypaw redemption. Who is like George Washington with a hatchet?

SNIP... You do understand that as a condo owner and renter, your landlord is by all measures well off What? Anyway if I saw an adult male sleeping in the kids play area of the mall every other day, I just may call security because its not really a place where you want to see a monger hanging out and taking naps... SNIP

While shaving my balls the other day, I had an epiphany. I thought landlord just meant who the rent was paid to, not the owner. So there may be some confusion. The Thai family that takes care of this unit and the other in the same complex aren't the owners. The legal owner is some Australian guy stuck back in his home country, unable to leave. He used this Thai guy and his wife as "agents" for AirBnB to rent out his two rooms for vacationers. I used to book these rooms via their website in the past. So a handful of months ago, when the Thai agent saw me, we made a side deal, unknown to the owner, for about 11,000 baht a month (all inclusive). Just cash, a promise to keep it between us, and for me to take care of the place. So I am really proud of myself and of my image portrayed to others. This guy is trustworthy, dependable, and is on the side of "good. " Help a local family in need during times like these. I even taught him how to rip off about 3000 baht worth of groceries for a a couple of hundred every month. Food should be free anyways. How good am I? Also, I didn't noticed you or anybody else talk about the complex collecting their fees, but still shut down all the amenities like the pool, gym, sauna. There isn't any ordinance. But you want to gripe about Monkeypaw getting free air con from the hallway by opening a door? Sneaky devil, right? Makes people confuse about right and wrong all the time. Once again. Remember, greater good and lesser of two evils.

Be careful and do some soul searching to make sure you are not on the side of the power, the man, or the system. The world is a very bad place. The entire system is broke. Like I said, fuck the system, fuck the police, fuck rules and regulations. And find your own way in this world, in which everybody is a thief. This is how hell works, but everyone is so quick to blame and judge. So who is like Ali Baba? Because you are a fan of some of my insightful posts, I will share with you a bit of knowledge. Karen and Karen situations are often used to point out the gleam and shine coming from the armors of White Knights. Unwritten rule in life, not just in prison or in the mafia, is that if the situation doesn't involve you, or can come back to bite you in the ass, or serves a greater good or greater purpose, then as a third party to the situation, you leave it alone. Watch and learn.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=-xWLUDKlr1Y

Seeing a grown man taking a nap in an empty kids play area (yeah, you saw the pic, and it was empty), inside an empty RGP mall, is a situation that really has to do nothing with any of the above exceptions. Calling the security guard makes no sense to any of my given exceptions I allowed you. You might want to put up the tights and cape, and don back the Clark Kent outfit. Save that shit for a real emergency situation, requiring a real super hero. Rule of thumb, is if you have caution and not the guts to do it yourself, don't be like the Lion of Oz, and get others caught up in your own personal agenda. Next thing you know, you will be snitching on grown ups who use the slides or swings at parks. May run into Hasbullah Magomedov one day, get confused, and who knows? And if this is not about other adults, but just Monkeypaw. Then feel free to admit it was just about me all this time. Something about this care free lifestyle, bucking against the system, going against the grain, that irks the hell out of some people, right? I behave like I do, and yet the rewards are still so righteous. Just think. So if we are in the Matrix, who is like Neo, and who is not?

P.S. Nothing personal to alll, just trying to teach some "street smarts and game" to those who want to grow their spirit. There is no definitive link between book smarts and wisdom. Wisdom is what you are striving for. It should be what we are all striving for, period.

[PedroMorales]

https://www.facebook.com/21110071625...36367547403582

She has a nice rack but I wouldrn't pay $100 for the real thing to a Thai, never mind a squint via FB.

[Explorer8939]

Moderna isn't on the list and it was approved bu Thailand on May 13. So will the Pfizer vaccine be recognized as someone being fully vaccinated for the Thailand vaccine passport?

Explorer, was the vaccine card you showed in Krabi for Pfizer, Moderna, AZ, Sinovac, JJ, or something else? One or two doses?

Two doses of Moderna. I am fully vaccinated.

[Berrys66]

Thais are getting really desperate now.

https://forum.thaivisa.com/topic/121...ten-year-stay/

All bonkers.

[DazeUp]

Okay Karen. What part of what "my rent includes electric and water" did you not understand?

I understood all of it, here's the logic behind the $20 donation, take it and give it to your landlord, that way you can have showers in your condo and turn the AC on so he and your utilities would be covered. No need to take showers at the pool or a get good deep sleep at the kids play area at the mall to save it for him.

Imagine that, Monkeypaw pays rent for the condo, but is not allowed to use the pool shower at same condominium complex. Other renters can, but Karen here, thinks I should "take my showers at home. " How does that even make sense? You do know it is basic common courtesy and hygienic, to shower before and after, you use the swimming pool, right? And if the pool has showers, you would think I should be able to use it. What are you going to say now? "Monkeypaw, you didn't mention you were using the swimming pool. " That right there fits the bill of a Karen. Thinking I or anybody has to explain to you why they are using a pool shower at their own complex or even if it's not.

You're right, you do not have to explain anything, you already did a good job of that here:

So why do I not run the AC as often to keep myself comfortable or take showers in my room? I do this, unknowingly to my landlord and his family, so they can keep more of the rent I pay them.

You do understand that as a condo owner and renter, your landlord is by all measures well off. Imagine his wife went to the mall and wanted to leave her kids at the play place and found you sleeping there in order to save them the $20 utility bill. She would either demand that her husband lowers the rent or charge you utility bills separately so you do not have to put yourself through that and the kids around the neighborhood can have their play area back without having to see an adult expat (monger) sleeping there.

Bet you've call the cops on people who you thought didn't belong in the neighborhood right? I used to think those FB Karen videos were staged. Can't believe I made wasted my bandwidth, just because you didn't bother to read.

What? Anyway if I saw an adult male sleeping in the kids play area of the mall every other day, I just may call security because its not really a place where you want to see a monger hanging out and taking naps.

Feel free to insert another quarter and play again.

Will probably pass because its only worth paying for if it was challenging.

Anyways, has anyone notice how much my milky white skin is tanning up since I've been in Pattaya this long? And I've been using lotion with sunscreen in it, so I dunno WTF. And that's not the lotion on her ass by the way.

Don't think anyone here noticed the tanning of your "milky white skin". Cute girl by the way, did you invite her for a 'dip in the pool' before and after so you can save a dollar for your landlord. Imagine she knew you do that type of thing. She would give you a pitty fuck so you can take the 1 k baht saved and pay for 3 months worth of utilities.

If you hide the cam can you tell me how you do?

He leaves it in the hallway, since he keeps his door open to cool the room to save his landlord power costs, no girl would ever find it there because they would not for the life of them fathom why anyone would do that. There would be no need to have 'game' anymore since there would be a line of girls outside the front door offering freebies as pity fucks for the kind hearted monger trying to save lunch money for the condo owners kids by leaving his AC off, front door open and getting some real sleep at the AC cooled local kids play place.

Some of your posts are good paw, and I can say that I have picked some tips from some of them, but others are just Ludicrous, like me being a Karen for suggesting you pay an extra $20 to turn your AC on and have a shower at your place whenever you want. If your landlord is including your utilities in your rent he has himself and his family covered. If your post is real your putting yourself through a lot of trouble for no reason at all.

[TConor]

There is no conceivable reason to buy a ticket to Thailand for late 2021 or 2022 right now. Capacity is not constrained, and won't be for a long, long time on most routes.

Even in normal times, it would be too early to buy. Airlines tend not to upload promo fares until 6-3 months before the flight (for long-haul, usually less time for regional or domestic). Covid changed the game, all bets are off, but you obviously aren't getting a deal by taking that extra risk of buying far in advance.

https://www.boca.gov.tw/cp-220-5081-c06dc-2.html

[Crocodilexp]

the prices I see for late 2021 and 2022 for EVA are beyond belief!

There is no conceivable reason to buy a ticket to Thailand for late 2021 or 2022 right now. Capacity is not constrained, and won't be for a long, long time on most routes.

Even in normal times, it would be too early to buy. Airlines tend not to upload promo fares until 6-3 months before the flight (for long-haul, usually less time for regional or domestic). Covid changed the game, all bets are off, but you obviously aren't getting a deal by taking that extra risk of buying far in advance.

[Gilolo]

Okay Karen. What part of what "my rent includes electric and water" did you not understand? Imagine that, Monkeypaw pays rent for the condo, but is not allowed to use the pool shower at same condominium complex. Other renters can, but Karen here, thinks I should "take my showers at home. " How does that even make sense? You do know it is basic common courtesy and hygienic, to shower before and after, you use the swimming pool, right? And if the pool has showers, you would think I should be able to use it. What are you going to say now? "Monkeypaw, you didn't mention you were using the swimming pool. " That right there fits the bill of a Karen. Thinking I or anybody has to explain to you why they are using a pool shower at their own complex or even if it's not. Bet you've call the cops on people who you thought didn't belong in the neighborhood right? I used to think those FB Karen videos were staged. Can't believe I made wasted my bandwidth, just because you didn't bother to read. Feel free to insert another quarter and play again.

Anyways, has anyone notice how much my milky white skin is tanning up since I've been in Pattaya this long? And I've been using lotion with sunscreen in it, so I dunno WTF. And that's not the lotion on her ass by the way. Also, I hate it when the girls advertise long hair on TF, and arrive in a bun. Wonder does that count a bait and switch? Then they leave all that loose hair for me to clean up. This is why I stay alone and God has an Archeia waiting for me, whose hair won't fall out. LOL.

Very nice pictures. Did you hide the cam? Or your lady was ok you do a movie? If you hide the cam can you tell me how you do?

[Banana Boi]

but the prices I see for late 2021 and 2022 for EVA are beyond belief!

Yep airfare prices are definitely higher than normal now unless you are looking at 2+ stops. I will always book the fewest stops possible as I hate waiting at airports. Been looking to fly to Europe or Asia going to whichever opens up first. Don't care if it's a hobby destination. Just need to travel! My top 5 airlines are Cathay, EVA, Singapore, KLM, and Lufthansa. I also enjoy flying Thai Smile because no one flies that airline.

[MonkeyPaw]

Please send him 10 usd a month so that he can take his showers at home instead of at the pool. If you really want to help make it 15 so he can turn on the AC as well. He's not really lowering his footprint by showering and using the AC somewhere else he's just getting someone else to foot the bill. This is ridiculous.

SNIP...Every morning, I take my first shower of the day using the public showers by the swimming pool... By the way, my current rent where I am at is only $330, but here's the kicker. That price includes electric and water. So why do I not run the AC as often to keep myself comfortable or take showers in my room? I do this, unknowingly to my landlord and his family, so they can keep more of the rent I pay them... SNIP.

Okay Karen. What part of what "my rent includes electric and water" did you not understand? Imagine that, Monkeypaw pays rent for the condo, but is not allowed to use the pool shower at same condominium complex. Other renters can, but Karen here, thinks I should "take my showers at home. " How does that even make sense? You do know it is basic common courtesy and hygienic, to shower before and after, you use the swimming pool, right? And if the pool has showers, you would think I should be able to use it. What are you going to say now? "Monkeypaw, you didn't mention you were using the swimming pool. " That right there fits the bill of a Karen. Thinking I or anybody has to explain to you why they are using a pool shower at their own complex or even if it's not. Bet you've call the cops on people who you thought didn't belong in the neighborhood right? I used to think those FB Karen videos were staged. Can't believe I made wasted my bandwidth, just because you didn't bother to read. Feel free to insert another quarter and play again.

Anyways, has anyone notice how much my milky white skin is tanning up since I've been in Pattaya this long? And I've been using lotion with sunscreen in it, so I dunno WTF. And that's not the lotion on her ass by the way. Also, I hate it when the girls advertise long hair on TF, and arrive in a bun. Wonder does that count a bait and switch? Then they leave all that loose hair for me to clean up. This is why I stay alone and God has an Archeia waiting for me, whose hair won't fall out. LOL.