Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[Smoothy]

As far as I know nobody pays for JUST a "BBBJ" as oral foreplay with no expectation of a finish in some specific way. It is not an act that stands alone as something any punter searches out and pays for; "Just give me some oral foreplay for a few minutes and I'll be on my way, thanks. 500 baht? Fine."

I gave one of the Hooters girls 500 k just to rub her ass on my cock through my pants.

[Admin2]

I fucked with hundreds of Thais so far (as I imagine most people on this forum did) and never had any trouble.

Fucked with, or just fucked. I've fucked a few dozen Thai's (thank you ladies) but I have only once, for a very short time until I remembered I was a guest in their country, fucked WITH a Thai.

I also learned something yesterday. It's not a bad thing to talk like Warner Oland playing Charlie Chan when giving directions to a moto taxi. I told him FoRest and he nodded his head I jumped on and he went the wrong way so I directed him. When we got there he looked at me and said FoLest! I told him with a straight face sollee and have told all the rest FoLest since then and they all knew right where it was.

I haven't spoken like that because it seemed somehow bad in my head. Live and learn.

[Mdemde]

As far as I know nobody pays for JUST a "BBBJ" as oral foreplay with no expectation of a finish in some specific way. It is not an act that stands alone as something any punter searches out and pays for; "Just give me some oral foreplay for a few minutes and I'll be on my way, thanks. 500 baht? Fine."

You hit the nail on the head (pardon the pun).

[Franciscass]

+1 agree. IMO, even if you did something innocuous like touching her ears or her face while she was blowing you and she used that as an excuse not to deliver what she took your money for, she and the management should have given you a full refund. She must have had dozens of men touching her ears or face during a blowjob in her life. And if it annoyed or scared her so much that she could not proceed with the agreed upon service it is simple enough to ask the customer not to do it or move the man's hands away.

As far as I know nobody pays for JUST a "BBBJ" as oral foreplay with no expectation of a finish in some specific way. It is not an act that stands alone as something any punter searches out and pays for; "Just give me some oral foreplay for a few minutes and I'll be on my way, thanks. 500 baht? Fine."

Only the two people in the room know what actually happened. Does this girl have a history of not delivering on CIM, if so yes it's a straight up rip off. If she doesn't and most customers are happy with her performance it would suggest something out of the ordinary happened to cause the change in her behavior half way through the session. Gently touching a girls ear or face while she is sucking is perfectly fine, taking her hands away and holding her head in both hands is something entirely different and could conceivably give a girl cause for concern to what the customer is really after.

[EihTooms]

It wasn't so much as to how she performed, it was the fact that I paid for a BJ with a CIM finish. I made a point of asking the manager before I paid at reception and the girl before she started, and both confirmed that yes it would be a CIM finish. But I did not get a CIM finish. That was the whole point of the BJ, being able to finish and shoot my load inside her mouth! She prevented me from finishing inside her mouth. She stopped at the critical moment. She short changed me. She ripped me off. I don't slap girls around and have never had rough sex, I did not do anything to cause her to be scared or frightened of me. The manager tried to rip me off by point blank refusing a refund. I was pissed off with both the girl and the manager.

+1 agree. IMO, even if you did something innocuous like touching her ears or her face while she was blowing you and she used that as an excuse not to deliver what she took your money for, she and the management should have given you a full refund. She must have had dozens of men touching her ears or face during a blowjob in her life. And if it annoyed or scared her so much that she could not proceed with the agreed upon service it is simple enough to ask the customer not to do it or move the man's hands away.

As far as I know nobody pays for JUST a "BBBJ" as oral foreplay with no expectation of a finish in some specific way. It is not an act that stands alone as something any punter searches out and pays for; "Just give me some oral foreplay for a few minutes and I'll be on my way, thanks. 500 baht? Fine."

[Crocodilexp]

I've always taken that to mean "don't fuck with Thais. " It has served me well so far.

I fucked with hundreds of Thais so far (as I imagine most people on this forum did) and never had any trouble.

[Nyezhov]

"Thais are the nicest people in the world right up to the moment they aren't and when they aren't somebody is going to die. " I've always taken that to mean "don't fuck with Thais. " It has served me well so far.

Learned that one 30 years ago, it should be emblazoned at customs in Swampy.

[Mdemde]

If everybody who wasn't satisfied with how a girl performed and demanded a refund can you imagine the reception area with guys screaming she wasn't enthusiastic enough I want my money back.

It wasn't so much as to how she performed, it was the fact that I paid for a BJ with a CIM finish. I made a point of asking the manager before I paid at reception and the girl before she started, and both confirmed that yes it would be a CIM finish. But I did not get a CIM finish. That was the whole point of the BJ, being able to finish and shoot my load inside her mouth! She prevented me from finishing inside her mouth. She stopped at the critical moment. She short changed me. She ripped me off. I don't slap girls around and have never had rough sex, I did not do anything to cause her to be scared or frightened of me. The manager tried to rip me off by point blank refusing a refund. I was pissed off with both the girl and the manager.

[Mdemde]

Do you think it was worth the risk?

It was risky, yes. But it all happened so quick, and I was really angry and really pissed off about what had happened with the girl, and as we all know being in that state can affect judgement. But I honestly did not fear for my life. If he (the Thai man that pulled the gun) had been a bit bigger, and had an air of menace about him maybe I would have backed down. I really don't know. If he had fired a warning shot I would most likely have reacted differently. Maybe I would have fled, maybe I would have jumped him. Maybe he knew that if he fired a warning shot I would have jumped him and that caused him to back down. It all happened so quick and without warning, I did not think about the risk to me when it happened, I reacted instantly by challenging him. Others might have fled, others might have reacted the same as I did, others might have jumped on him and kicked the shit out of him. Was I foolish? Yes, because I could have lost my life!

I have never been mugged but have often thought about how I would react if I was. But I had never thought that I would ever have a gun pulled on me in a BJ shop.

[Franciscass]

When I took her hands off of junior, which I had to do at least three of four times, I did so slowly and gently, she had no cause for alarm. I did not go for a HJ with CIM as a finish. For me, a proper or standard BJ is given when the female makes full use of her tongue as well as by thrusting her mouth up and down on junior, and when the female stops for a rest, I then like to continue for awhile by gently holding her mouth still and then letting me do the thrusting, never forcefully. This, to me, is a normal BJ, with minimal or no hand work from the female and is how I have always been serviced.

First let me say I am not judging you, just trying to figure out what might have caused her attitude to change.

When you say she stopped for a rest and you then took her head in your hands and continued with the blow job that is by my definition face fucking. She no longer has any control over what was happening except to pull away altogether. I don't doubt that you felt what you were doing was OK and other girls have had no issue with it but obviously this girl had.

Perhaps she had some similar experience in the past that went sour.

When you book a girl for a BJ except for delivering agreed CIM or number of pops how she does it is not part of the agreement. When it's not delivered in the specific way you want but still qualifies as a BJ I. E. Sucking your dick, it's difficult to argue you should get a refund.

If everybody who wasn't satisfied with how a girl performed and demanded a refund can you imagine the reception area with guys screaming she wasn't enthusiastic enough I want my money back.

Only you and she know for sure what went down and it would be very interesting to hear her side of the story.

Unlike most members I applaud you for standing your ground. You read the situation correctly realized he was not a serious player and off he went.

When I know I am within my rights I have stood up to taxi driver scammers and other rip off merchants including police trying to extort.

Bringing up isolated lurid incidents of a machete hacking and guns being used does not reflect what normally happens in a face off, More often than not a calm polite and firm refusal to be taken advantage of gets you through without any trouble.

[Admin2]

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If I may kind sir, click their name, click "Add to ignore list" and bobs your uncle it's done.

[Admin2]

There are lots of examples of pint sized Thais blowing obese farangs away with 45's, 38's and so on as they prefer the Monkey House to losing face. The house will always take the locals' side. Being a virtual Clint Eastwood can be fun but it is no fun to those who try to rinse and repeat in real life.

Gave me the best advice I ever got about Thailand so far. "Thais are the nicest people in the world right up to the moment they aren't and when they aren't somebody is going to die. " I've always taken that to mean "don't fuck with Thais. " It has served me well so far. I can't imagine getting myself into a position where a Thai would be waving a gun at me and if it ever happened challenging them would be the last thing I would do.

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P.S. Well, maybe except from behind the keyboard. Then I might.

Just saying.

[LittleBigMan]

If the Thai guy is stupid enough to pull out a gun in those circumstances he is stupid enough to have his finger slip on to the trigger.

I'm no expert but you are very lucky in general you haven't seen a Thai man really go off. Although it is my experience no different than those who haven't experience it? Due to their education, cuddle and being brainwashed Thai men are immature since they are pushed to grow up fast in their culture but their brains haven't been fully developed. One of my favorite saying to my son friends when they visit the house " you look like a man have a dick but what you got up top " sadly in general many of these guys are mental midgets. Years back I had a lot of problems more than my share of confrontations with Thai men I had to pretty much re-invent myself so I could live here somewhat in peace. Being Asian, once they realized you aren't Thai tough to explain the look but they pretty much give you the head toe going over and here it comes " you are in Thailand my country I'm not going to lose face over this to a foreigner? Snap!

There have been recent stories reported Thai vs. Thai of a Army officer pulling out a gun during a driving incident that CCTV caught, recently just off Sukhumvit in Bangkok where an off duty police in a confrontation with a French guy who won the battle pulled out his gun chase down the Frenchmen in broad daylight and shot him to death.

Sure this might happen anywhere in the world, hope people never experience it because until you do many don't have an idea of what I'm talking about? They act first in rage and worry later! None of this means here in a confrontation you should take it likely because one slip and it is over I once did turn my back and nearly lost my life.

[Admin2]

I understand and agree with you that the original post was not stupid shit. But why do you classify the responses to that post, that were (given the subject) inevitable and IMO not stupid at all, as stupid shit? Just because they are off topic? If that's the reason then I wish you good luck with keeping the Thailand threads on topic.

They weren't reviews. They weren't about some guy sticking his dick in a chick, they weren't on topic at all. And let me say it again, there were 38 of them taking up 4 pages. Nobody except the 5 or 6 guys involved in it care about it at all. The majority of people who come to this site, myself included want to know about getting pussy in Thailand. They really don't give a shit if some guy thinks another guy is lying.

That's why this thread is here. You can call as many people as you want liars on this this thread, you can call them douchabags, jackwhistles, assholes, dickweeds, I don't care. You can pretty much call them anything you want as long as you don't talk bad about their moms.

The purpose of this website is simple, it's been the same forever, and it is crystal clear "The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange of information between Men on the subject of finding Women for Sex" it's so elegant in it's simplicity. 38 posts arguing with a guy about his truthiness has nothing to do with getting pussy.

I have no illusions that this will keep the Thailand thread on track, we would nearly have to burn it down to do that. I'm in Thailand right now, I was thinking about going to one of the high dollar spas like Utopia or La Belle and I wanted to check if I was remembering correctly how bad they suck for falangs and ran into 38 posts calling a guy a liar. It was excessive even by Thailand standards so I moved them and posted the admonishment about why I did. I know it will be the same tomorrow, it probably is the same right now, I'm sure a couple guys have already picked it back up.

I'm going back home in a few weeks and I'll most likely be fucking my regulars before I go. Since the ISG isn't my direct responsibility I probably won't look at the Thai forums until I come back so what happens happens.

You asked, so I thought I would answer. I just wish guys would fight on the fight thread, it would make the forum a lot more usable and would attract a lot more new guys and the amount of info would get better. I guess I'm a dreamer.

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[PedroMorales]

There are lots of examples of pint sized Thais blowing obese farangs away with 45's, 38's and so on as they prefer the Monkey House to losing face. The house will always take the locals' side. Being a virtual Clint Eastwood can be fun but it is no fun to those who try to rinse and repeat in real life.

Some of you guys misunderstand what the stupid shit thread is for. It's the internet and there will always be trolls who put up dubious posts, part of using the forum is learning to identify them, it's not hard, they self identify, and then ignore them. The subject of the forum doesn't matter, there will always be people who need to bloviate, auto repair, angry cats, travel forums or hookers.

The stupid shit isn't the original post, the stupid shit is the 38, yeah really 38 I counted them, posts that have now come as a result of the first one. They are spread over four pages and anybody who's coming here to read about fucking hookers in Bangkok had to wade through them.

That's why I moved it all to the stupid shit thread, including this one.

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