Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[Explorer8939]

A fairly popular silicon enhanced lady I know is tending to mail it in at work, and come to my condo to drink for 2000 baht. She just skips work to come drink and sleep at my condo.

I don't know how she is going to pay her 2 Thai boyfriends if she keeps it up.

[11Bravo]

The more expensive water is usually mineral water which is best for hydration. The cheap basic purified will quench your thirst but not aid as much in hydration. Spend the little e tea for the mineral water.

Gatorade, 25 baht, thank U of F and its football team.

[Mr Enternational]

The more expensive water is usually mineral water which is best for hydration. The cheap basic purified will quench your thirst but not aid as much in hydration. Spend the little e tea for the mineral water.

Definitely a load of BS. Said nobody ever: Let's buy the mineral water because this cheap ass water does not hydrate me. Besides, your body tells you when it is thirsty the same way it tells you it is hungry. You no more need to eat food before your body tells you it is hungry than you need to drink water before it tells you it is thirsty. As long as your urine is not dark, then your hydration level is fine and there is no need to buy the more expensive water thinking you will derive some benefit from it. The only people benefiting are the ones selling it. I have been getting the water out of the machine for 1 baht for a liter and a half for years. Never a hydration problem.

[Banana Boi]

The more expensive water is usually mineral water which is best for hydration..

Thanks. I never even took the time to look.

[Davey1965]

What's the difference between a 12 baht bottle of water and a 20 baht bottle of water? Which do you drink? Thanks.

The more expensive water is usually mineral water which is best for hydration. The cheap basic purified will quench your thirst but not aid as much in hydration. Spend the little e tea for the mineral water.

[Explorer8939]

Once you go Hot girls you won't go back to the other kind.

I thought you were a looks don't matter kind of guy.

Just the opposite, but it's not what you think.

I would never pay a premium for a "hot" girl, and sometimes I am not in the market for one. After a couple of nights with a busty lady, I will look for a spinner.

After a session with a 20 year old, I will go with a MILF.

I am consistently inconsistent.

[Banana Boi]

What's the difference between a 12 baht bottle of water and a 20 baht bottle of water? .

8 baht?

I drink Aura and Pocari Sweat. If big bottles of Minere and Singha are much cheaper I will buy those.

[Horatio]

What's the difference between a 12 baht bottle of water and a 20 baht bottle of water? Which do you drink? Thanks.

[Raj Patela]

So, the new girl is coming alone to the condo in a couple of days.

There are 3 reasons why hot Girls come to my condo (as opposed to normal bargirls who just need cash):

Sometimes they are broke and need easy money. Usually in Low Season.

Sometimes they hear I have big money and want to hook a whale.

Sometimes they hear I travel with Thai ladies, and want to get in the travel rotation.

One thing they don't come for is sex. There are a few ladies who do cum (or have precise control of their bodies that Shakira would die for), but in Pattaya, ladies are deluged with guys who can make them cum. All day, all night, they get offers. Some ladies confess they don't want to cum too much, it makes them tired.

Once you go Hot girls you won't go back to the other kind.

I thought you were a looks don't matter kind of guy.

[Explorer8939]

So, the new girl is coming alone to the condo in a couple of days.

There are 3 reasons why hot Girls come to my condo (as opposed to normal bargirls who just need cash):

Sometimes they are broke and need easy money. Usually in Low Season.

Sometimes they hear I have big money and want to hook a whale.

Sometimes they hear I travel with Thai ladies, and want to get in the travel rotation.

One thing they don't come for is sex. There are a few ladies who do cum (or have precise control of their bodies that Shakira would die for), but in Pattaya, ladies are deluged with guys who can make them cum. All day, all night, they get offers. Some ladies confess they don't want to cum too much, it makes them tired.

[Explorer8939]

So a lady who wanted to come to the condo was sort of demanding that her friend come along. I declined a few times and then gave in.

So, they both showed up tonight, and devoured most of a bottle of tequila. After a few hours, the more experienced lady got naked and started to give me a BJ.

I invited them into my bedroom.

I should say the new lady is a civvie nurse. Once she was naked, she was pretty hot.

So they double teamed me, the new lady sat on my face while the other lady gave me a BJ. After about 15 minutes, the new lady had enough, and I switched them. The new lady started to give me a,BJ, but I pulled her up onto my dick, and she fucked me.

The damage was 4000 baht for the two.

I shared social media info with the new lady, and maybe will add her into the rotation.

[Explorer8939]

Agreed!

No, only you. I have not found any Thai girls with girlfriends or husbands to fuck like you can all the time. LOL!

You have, you just don't know it.

You are have reached the level where you have gone with many bargirls, but they still need to lie to you.

[Explorer8939]

I got a message from a distraught bargirl today. She thought she had hooked a "whale", a customer who promised big money and marriage, after a 3 day barfine. But when he returned to Pattaya, his story changed, and the dream of big money and marriage is dead.

I don't know why guys do that, but many bargirls are deluged with promises from lonely guys. And when they are actually in Pattaya, I don't know if they make promises because they are smitten, or they think they will get GFE.

Last night, my overnight lady was dealing with lonely guys messaging from Europe, before we went to bed.

If your messages are for more than scheduling, you're doing it wrong.

[Explorer8939]

Looking forward to the same thing mate. People posting from half way around the world talking shit in the Pattaya Reports thread claiming they have superior knowledge. It is really about them just being haters and trying to stay relevant until their next trip to Pattaya.

Got to love how people call me a new poster and tourist when I already gots more RON's since I been here than most of them get in a year. Oh, well, people going to be how people going to be.

I'll take what you say EverythingThai 14 years on the ground running over anything a tourist has to say. I value the information in your posts. You are even posting pictures. Who else up in here is doing that?

On a personal note: I prefer ho experience: Straight fucking, no kissing. I personally do not believe you can buy GFE. If I want GFE I have a real girlfriend to do that with. Someone to share meals (in and outside of my room), movies, Netflix and chill, sleep overs, cooking at home, bringing you food and medicine when you are sick. You know all the things that some people think can be found because there are not "regular girls" in Pattaya. I hope they continue with that belief. Not only do they exist. But they are seeking out guys like me. Stable residents who are not fly by night tourists here for a moment. I run into them all the time.

Lastly, I'll like the pussy of my girlfriend. But I do not lick the pussy of random girls I paying. If I am paying them they are there for my pleasure. Although, to each their own. Only stating my preferences. I also only kiss my girlfriend. There are any number of sex toys that can be purchased that will provide more intense stimulation than can be provided by one's tongue. If the idea is pleasure, unless the girl gets off by the idea that a certain act is being performed, the stimulation along should get them off. Without lock jaw or your tongue getting tired.

Sorry to bust the belief bubble some of ya have (and you know who you are).

Every lady is different.

Sex toy use is relatively rare, and complicated by the fact that different ladies like different types. So if you present a lady with a toy you have chosen, it probably won't do anything for her.

Most bargirls just fuck Thai men rather than play with a toy.

And yes, bargirls prefer "customer before" to 2 week guys here for the first time. Except that some 2 week tourists flash big money.

[Explorer8939]

This has to be one of the most unintentionally funny posts I have ever read LOL. Never change Explorer.

Someday, you will find yourself dealing with a lady who likes Tomboys, and you will understand.

Maybe 50% of the ladies say they like it soft, and then will push your head down hard.