Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[Breadman]

555 was not created out of the blue. Google translate shows the Thai sound for 5 to essentially be "ha". So, 555 is hahaha. Laughing. The term is not related to the sex industry.

Some old posts describe that Thermae girls prefer Korean and Japanese customers because of 333. Three inches, three minutes, 3000 baht. Perhaps that term originated from some fat, old, sloppy farang who wasn't wanted by the top tier Thermae girls.

Something created for one thing can be used with another meaning as an inside joke. We all have to admit, nobody here knows exactly what the girl is thinking. I was given told that in front of another farang from his two working girls after another working girl was done with a barfine. Do I know for sure it wasn't a bunch of BS? Absolutely no clue but it sure sounded legit. There's a reason why you see these Japanese guys being hounded at the FKK clubs in Germany, same with the Turkish guys. They finish quickly and the girls can move on to making more money elsewhere.

[Dg8787]

555 was not created out of the blue. Google translate shows the Thai sound for 5 to essentially be "ha". So, 555 is hahaha. Laughing. The term is not related to the sex industry.

Some old posts describe that Thermae girls prefer Korean and Japanese customers because of 333. Three inches, three minutes, 3000 baht. Perhaps that term originated from some fat, old, sloppy farang who wasn't wanted by the top tier Thermae girls.

Same 333 is used in Philippines threads to denigrate Koreans and Japanese customers by rejected so and so's.

3 inches.

3 minutes.

3000 pesos.

[HorseTrader]

Have no idea where you heard '222'. Everybody here has chatted with girls on line I'm sure. And what do they type when they think something is funny? It's '555'. That stands for 5 inches, 5 minutes and 5000 baht. The girls are always laughing about '555', its not just a number they created out of the blue.

555 was not created out of the blue. Google translate shows the Thai sound for 5 to essentially be "ha". So, 555 is hahaha. Laughing. The term is not related to the sex industry.

Some old posts describe that Thermae girls prefer Korean and Japanese customers because of 333. Three inches, three minutes, 3000 baht. Perhaps that term originated from some fat, old, sloppy farang who wasn't wanted by the top tier Thermae girls.

[Banana Boi]

And what do they type when they think something is funny? It's '555'. That stands for 5 inches, 5 minutes and 5000 baht. The girls are always laughing about '555', its not just a number they created out of the blue.

You have been misinformed if you were told that's what 555 means for a Thai girl.

[Breadman]

Over the years, there have been some "generalizations" or disparaging remarks about race, ethnicity, age etc. Typically has to do with the whole Japanese or Asian 2/2/2 theory 2 inches 2 minutes and I have no idea what the last 2 means, 2000 baht?..... I know a 22 year old girl that is willing to accept a gang bang and train getting ran on her. Her only rule is that only one guy can cum at one time. Everything else goes. She doesn't want any bukkake. Neither would I because I don't want another dude's jizz on me. It'll cost 2000 per guy and it gives us all a chance to settle the truth about race, dick size, age, and performance.

Have no idea where you heard '222'. Everybody here has chatted with girls on line I'm sure. And what do they type when they think something is funny? It's '555'. That stands for 5 inches, 5 minutes and 5000 baht. The girls are always laughing about '555', its not just a number they created out of the blue. Five inches might be a generalization 'somewhat' but everybody out there has tried on Japanese condoms and found them far too tight and way too small. Condom companies wouldn't be in business long selling condoms that didn't fit their customer base.

As to the gangbang, I'm in if your in Pattaya in March. As to cumming, a gangbang is more to extend the fucking and not to finish quickly. Always back off before you cum and let another guy take over, then jump back in when the need has passed. Girl should get a good solid 3 hours of non stop fucking if you have 3 to 4 guys. At the end of the gangbang she'll be begging for everyone to finish.

[XXL]

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I hope its OK to snip the original post? I hope it won't offend anyone.

Snipping is in fact good practice to avoid cluttering the forum with full texts of previous posts.

[Franciscass]

It was mentioned just as an aside to the main point. I'm sure that there are places that other fellows go that they have to keep quiet for various reasons.

I get it, it was an off the cuff comment on how the night finished and to be honest no disrespect intended I couldn't give a rats ass where you went or who you shagged. What interested me was the rationale behind not mentioning where because your buddy wanted it kept under wraps. I can see why some members don't want to mention girls they have met and had a good time with because they want to keep her as much as possible for themselves. Unless they intend sponsoring her I actually think this is frightfully immature. If she continues to work and he really likes her he should be telling the rest of us so she can make a lot more money, the reason she does what she does in the first place. Not to is a combination of selfishness and jealousy but at least it's understandable. Not wanting to mention the place because you buddy doesn't want anybody to know about it sorry I don't get it. Anyway no big deal just curious as to what the reason could be.

[EihTooms]

WOW! Someone is really tearing it up amidst all this stupid shit. Way to go!

I hope its OK to snip the original post? I hope it won't offend anyone.

For me, I am never offended if my post is snipped to quote from it unless doing so changes the meaning in some significant way. That didn't happen here.

[Nyezhov]

So for this trip in Pattaya, I decided to perhaps bring some unity to this board. Over the years, there have been some "generalizations" or disparaging remarks about race, ethnicity, age etc. Typically has to do with the whole Japanese or Asian 2/2/2 theory 2 inches 2 minutes and I have no idea what the last 2 means, 2000 baht? And I'm sure that there has been comments made the other direction as well. So let's settle it all up. I know a 22 year old girl that is willing to accept a gang bang and train getting ran on her. Her only rule is that only one guy can cum at one time. Everything else goes. She doesn't want any bukkake. Neither would I because I don't want another dude's jizz on me. It'll cost 2000 per guy and it gives us all a chance to settle the truth about race, dick size, age, and performance. So what's up, especially to those who have a history of talking all that gibberish? And if your response is "not all but some or most" then I suggest you copy and paste those words in quotes before commenting about that again. And by the way the only bed big enough to accommodate a gang bang is Hilton.

Secondly, anybody wants to break in a tomboy? I've done it before and it was great. See before and after pics of the one I transformed. This one (brown shirt), however, has no boobs though, but add a little make up and she will look pretty. Can't wait to hear some responses to this because you know Monkeypaw always has something up the sleeve.

I'd be up for either. As to the GB, I should go first because I am 2.5 minutes and at my age, nothing comes out. I'm hung like a stud mouse too.

As to Toms, they are my fav. I'm working one right now at the local market who speaks nice English and hope I can score. I just like to show them that this old man munches the clam better than any girl they will meet. That's why I have a 24 year old model girlfriend back home, ain't my wallet of my looks, its my sliver tongue.

[Pointy Stick]

1. Stirring congee isn't on my list of things to do in LOS.

2. You need a sample of 1000 to extrapolate any useful.

Information so good luck with getting 1000 dudes of each race to show you their junk.

So for this trip in Pattaya, I decided to perhaps bring some unity to this board. Over the years, there have been some "generalizations" or disparaging remarks about race, ethnicity, age etc. Typically has to do with the whole Japanese or Asian 2/2/2 theory 2 inches 2 minutes and I have no idea what the last 2 means, 2000 baht? And I'm sure that there has been comments made the other direction as well. So let's settle it all up. I know a 22 year old girl that is willing to accept a gang bang and train getting ran on her. Her only rule is that only one guy can cum at one time. Everything else goes. She doesn't want any bukkake. Neither would I because I don't want another dude's jizz on me. It'll cost 2000 per guy and it gives us all a chance to settle the truth about race, dick size, age, and performance. So what's up, especially to those who have a history of talking all that gibberish? And if your response is "not all but some or most" then I suggest you copy and paste those words in quotes before commenting about that again. And by the way the only bed big enough to accommodate a gang bang is Hilton.

Secondly, anybody wants to break in a tomboy? I've done it before and it was great. See before and after pics of the one I transformed. This one (brown shirt), however, has no boobs though, but add a little make up and she will look pretty. Can't wait to hear some responses to this because you know Monkeypaw always has something up the sleeve.

[Nyezhov]

Fairly familiar with area near Mixx. Depends on how far he travelled but there only a few options close by.

Closest is newly opened LE Glamour just beside BTS, worth a visit depends on who's available.

A Thai style fish bowl between Chit Lom and back of Big see on Rathadamri, Cheap and service reflects it.

A rub and tug close by beside the canal, OK if this as much as you want.

Not close as such but accessible are shops on Soi 1 , Pratunam and lower Phetchaburi, taxi driver best way finding those but you will usually be taken to where they get commission not always the better option.

If there others they are a well kept secret.

Never will understand why a member posts I went somewhere but I'm not telling you where. Why mention it then?

It was mentioned just as an aside to the main point. I'm sure that there are places that other fellows go that they have to keep quiet for various reasons.

[MonkeyPaw]

So for this trip in Pattaya, I decided to perhaps bring some unity to this board. Over the years, there have been some "generalizations" or disparaging remarks about race, ethnicity, age etc. Typically has to do with the whole Japanese or Asian 2/2/2 theory 2 inches 2 minutes and I have no idea what the last 2 means, 2000 baht? And I'm sure that there has been comments made the other direction as well. So let's settle it all up. I know a 22 year old girl that is willing to accept a gang bang and train getting ran on her. Her only rule is that only one guy can cum at one time. Everything else goes. She doesn't want any bukkake. Neither would I because I don't want another dude's jizz on me. It'll cost 2000 per guy and it gives us all a chance to settle the truth about race, dick size, age, and performance. So what's up, especially to those who have a history of talking all that gibberish? And if your response is "not all but some or most" then I suggest you copy and paste those words in quotes before commenting about that again. And by the way the only bed big enough to accommodate a gang bang is Hilton.

Secondly, anybody wants to break in a tomboy? I've done it before and it was great. See before and after pics of the one I transformed. This one (brown shirt), however, has no boobs though, but add a little make up and she will look pretty. Can't wait to hear some responses to this because you know Monkeypaw always has something up the sleeve.

[Blanquiceleste]

My last True GFE bang was two nights ago.

SNIP

I met each on either ThaiCupid or ThaiFriendly. Forget which.

WOW! Someone is really tearing it up amidst all this stupid shit. Way to go!

I hope its OK to snip the original post? I hope it won't offend anyone.

[Syzygies]

Hi guys.

I have just RTF and apart from riddles and correct English (in Thailand of all places) has anyone banged a girl in the last 24 hours?

Just asking.

Rob.

Unfortunately not. Just became a "monk" for next 2 months (and regretting it already). Last exquisite one for 2018 on last Sunday. Regular girls I would like to do. LOL Please see Bangkok Thread and Bangkok MPS threads, Pattaya, Other Regions, etc. for mongering topics, hopefully. Got to love it that we have a we have "Stupid Shit" thread, and a General Thread (for non mongering topics), and even Lounge and Chat area.

Guys are always more than welcome to never open certain threads, if the shit is not very interesting, e. G. I hardly open the Photo Gallery Thread, unless some famous poster name would show like NoCBJ4 Me, as example. Never open the "Travel Announcements" thread. Seems to have a point to move stuff to an area that few would want to look at.

[Mogwai]

Hi guys.
I have just RTF and apart from riddles and correct English (in Thailand of all places) has anyone banged a girl in the last 24 hours?
Just asking.
Rob.

The riddle is in the stupid shit thread (this thread) and the correct English discussion is in General Reports. So what's the problem?