Pattaya Reports

[Kim Wheather]

It's odd that nobody is mentioning the ongoing disaster in Pattaya known as "Songkran". Soi 6 looks like a war zone.

I escaped from Pattaya, with a Thai lady, but she is returning to play water tomorrow.

I can't imagine going out and try to barfine a lady under these conditions.

I am back in Pattaya after Songkran ends.

I experienced Songkran only once in Pattaya. And it was a total disaster. Almost all people seemed to lose respect and they used water violence to people who didn't want to play with water. The worst thing I witnessed was when we waited a baht-bus drive, a bunch of vandals throw water with all their aggressions and there were 2 small children in the baht-bus. Those small children became terrified completely and their parents could not protect them against those water-vandals. I can still remember how those children cried in the baht-bus, even it was 9 years ago.

I will never ever come to Thailand in April.

[XXL]

Where would 90% of Beach Road girls fit in other countries with street prostitution? I think they would be found doing tricks in bushes outside of town or underneath motorway interchange bridges. The infamous Jakarta railroad tracks come to mind.

Now it was a long time I hadn't as much as walked along Beach Road after 8 pm. I did so shortly before Songkran and was at first surprised to see a handful of doable girls. My surprise must have had to do with Soi 6 having gone down in the meantime though.

Soi 6 in early to mid-afternoon had always be my reference (I have no idea of Soi 6 after dark). The quality of Soi 6 in early to mid-afternoon having gone down, Beach Road struck me as not to be written off entirely.

Note that the doable girls on Beach Road seemed to have taken a cue from Soi 6's best-looking girls. They turned their back and/or stayed with their nose glued to their smartphones in order to signal unavailability and underscore their own-perceived immense worth.

[Forty Drinks]

And there we have it. The Sub admits he could care less about LOOKs.

Nothing wrong with That. Hahaha. Hahaha.

Secret. Ugly girls not necessarily better Service.

The reason they accept 1 k is they lack looks.

The Law-. Nevermind mind guys who say they get Hot girls at 1 k.

[SubCmdr]

OMG! What is all this racist garbage?

That is my question to you.

You must be that race that wears that chip on their shoulder.

There you go again talking about someone's race. Look in the mirror brother. With beer glasses or without. It is not me who brought the subject up.

Nyezhov help me out.

I am uncertain how much help he can give you. You are on your own.

Those that are critical of others should not have a problem when the person they are critical of responds to them. I am not critical of reports others file nor of the choices that they make.

Your dick, your money, your party. If you like it I love it!

I could care less if someone does not like Soi 6, Beach Road or any other venue in Pattaya. I do not like overnights. If you have something to say to me about the fact that I like those places, do not be surprised that you get a response from me. Be a man and stop moonwalking when you are the instigator. If you do not want to handle yourself with respect up in here. I am good with it. Does not mean I have to handle it silently.

I like Pattaya. I do not like Bangkok!

I do not hesitate to pay 2000 THB for two shots. I do not hesitate to pay 2000 for a threesome with two girls. I do not hesitate to repeat with a girl that preforms well. I do not have to pay 2000 on Soi 6 to get what I want. Now if everyone could do more reporting about what they are doing instead of having something to say about what I am reporting on and doing we can keep the Pattaya Reports a place where we share information on having sex with girls.

How you like me now?

[LoveItHere]

Now you see why I'm so big on price. We have a guy so Confused he turned down 2 k for what he found Attractive. 5 times.

No. She was the first girl at the first bar I spoke with. I was waiting to see other girl quality levels and prices. Plus, she happened to be at the bar of a "9" level girl I wanted who was not there at the time. I did not want to go with her and then have her or the other girls cock block me from the one I really wanted. The "9" girl was not the friendliest when I said Hello, to her the next day (did not smile). But she could not talk because of a sore throat. Plus, I could not hear her because of the loud music. The way she said buy me a drink first kinda led me to believe I was going to be turned down later when someone younger or a repeat guy came along so I passed.

So you checked out the locations you listed in Pattaya. And did not like them. You did not travel to Bangkok, Phuket, Hua Hin. Ok. I have been to Bangkok. I did not like it.

Take your racist comments back to the western world and allow those who can adapt to the eastern way of doing things to enjoy Pattaya. Beside judging an entire country by one city is crazy. Is Medellin the example of every place there is to live in Colombia?

Speaking of Medellin, I can only take that place for about two weeks. Between the weather and no beach, that is enough for me. Going back to Colombia for month next time but I am going to move around the country for a bit.

I had been to Pattaya 7 years prior and Bangkok 10 years prior. Liked Pattaya but not Bangkok.

I mentioned Colombia but never said it was better. Certain things of course others not so much. Right now it is getting really dangerous to be a foreigner there.

OMG! What is all this racist garbage? I mentioned Asians as being more reserved and not liking the aggressiveness on SOI 6 (especially Japanese and Koreans). I never said that was bad. You can search my trip report from March where I spoke about seeing my Korean friend and a few of his friends that I had also met years ago. I said it was so cool running into them after losing contact for 5 years. You must be that race that wears that chip on their shoulder. Nyezhov help me out. I think it is Inuit from Greenland. Big island has caused big attitude syndrome there.

A bar owner around there is a nobody. It's not a surprise she was not impressed by his response.

The managers point of telling the bar girl he was a manager was no to impress her. It was to say, "Let go of my arm. I see girls every day all day long so leave me alone". She kept bothering him. That is how stupid and aggressive the girls are. He is clearly not interested but she still thinks she will "get" him.

[Forty Drinks]

Now you see why I'm so big on price. We have a guy so Confused he turned down 2 k for what he found Attractive. 5 times.

2 k is legit if you find a Hot Soi Sixer.

Leave the 1 ks to our Naval officer and the other guy.

[SubCmdr]

My plan was 2 months. I gave up after 5 weeks and got out before Songkran hit. I needed to give the online, street girls, and SOI 6 a decent try. I am searching for a retirement location and checking out several countries.

So you checked out the locations you listed in Pattaya. And did not like them. You did not travel to Bangkok, Phuket, Hua Hin. Ok. I have been to Bangkok. I did not like it.

SubCmdr. Asians are generally more reserved and do not require the outward attention other races require. Hardly racist. Now this is racist. Have you ever scene a group of Asians (especially Japanese or Korean) behave like a group from another certain race? I did not even have to say which one did I? The answer by the way is: Eskimos.

Whenever you make sweeping statements like you did they are generally wrong. Especially when it comes to race. You say "Asians". Don't you realize that Asia is a continent not a race? SMH. Thailand is on the Asian continent. Cambodia, Vietnam, Laos, South Korean are also. They are countries.

The farangs from a part of the world who look a certain way are the worst parts of Thailand. The ONLY negativity I have experienced here in Pattaya have been from those individuals. All you have to do is pay attention to the local news or take a look at YouTube under "Farangs behaving badly in Thailand" and you will know who I am talking about.

Take your racist comments back to the western world and allow those who can adapt to the eastern way of doing things to enjoy Pattaya. Beside judging an entire country by one city is crazy. Is Medellin the example of every place there is to live in Colombia?

Speaking of Medellin, I can only take that place for about two weeks. Between the weather and no beach, that is enough for me. Going back to Colombia for month next time but I am going to move around the country for a bit.

SOI 6 could be so much fun if the girls would simple just relax and not have 7+ girls jump in front of you blocking your path every time you walk down the street. Everyone posts how wonderful it is but never the downside. I mentioned before the guy I met whose friends told him he just had to go to Pattaya and he had the exact response as me. But he had less time so he went to try the Philippines after a 6 day try.

Every place has a downside. Certain types of Farangs are always trying to remake Thailand into their own image.

Had you just moved around the country a bit you would have seen that Pattaya is not a fair representation of the country of Thailand. Soi 6 is not a fair representation of the city of Pattaya. But you didn't do that did you? You have no idea of what the prostitution scene is all over the country (if that is what your most important criteria for a retirement location). When I goto Soi 6 and know exactly what I am going to encounter. If you want a different experience, try something different. Pattaya has:

Top tier and second tier agogos; Gentlemans clubs; Blowjob bars; Naughty massage places; Soapy massage places; Beer Bars; Thai Friendly; .

There is NOTHING like Pattaya!

I encouraged a friend to come visit Pattaya. He enjoyed himself. LoveItHere, you did not like Pattaya. Cool. You are in a clear minority given the number of visitors that come to Pattaya, Thanks for sharing your opinions and impressions of the place. I hope you enjoy the rest of your trip!

[Paolo99]

I was chatting to a bar manager off to the side and one of the girls was bothering him like he was a tourist. He told her he was a bar manager and she still did not stop. Amazing!

A bar owner around there is a nobody. Some of them are even begging for drinks, the same way the girls are doing.

It's not a surprise she was not impressed by his response.

[Nyezhov]

Sometimes you go somewhere and you love it for the first 2 weeks but then reality soon hits. The honeymoon phase passes and you realize it was not so great. Example is you go to the beach which is fun as hell for 2 weeks but then boring. Other times you hate a place during the first 2 weeks but then suddenly everything clicks and things fall into place and you end up liking it. My plan was 2 months. I gave up after 5 weeks and got out before Songkran hit. I needed to give the online, street girls, and SOI 6 a decent try. I am searching for a retirement location and checking out several countries.

SOI 6 could be so much fun if the girls would simple just relax and not have 7+ girls jump in front of you blocking your path every time you walk down the street. I was chatting to a bar manager off to the side and one of the girls was bothering him like he was a tourist. He told her he was a bar manager and she still did not stop. Amazing! Everyone posts how wonderful it is but never the downside. I mentioned before the guy I met whose friends told him he just had to go to Pattaya and he had the exact response as me. But he had less time so he went to try the Philippines after a 6 day try.

SubCmdr. Asians are generally more reserved and do not require the outward attention other races require. Hardly racist. Now this is racist. Have you ever scene a group of Asians (especially Japanese or Korean) behave like a group from another certain race? I did not even have to say which one did I? The answer by the way is: Eskimos.

Do you mean Inupiat, Yupik, Geenland Inuit.

Or Aleuts?

[LoveItHere]

If you hate Soi 6 so much, why did you spend two weeks there? LOL. You're a funny dude.

Sometimes you go somewhere and you love it for the first 2 weeks but then reality soon hits. The honeymoon phase passes and you realize it was not so great. Example is you go to the beach which is fun as hell for 2 weeks but then boring. Other times you hate a place during the first 2 weeks but then suddenly everything clicks and things fall into place and you end up liking it. My plan was 2 months. I gave up after 5 weeks and got out before Songkran hit. I needed to give the online, street girls, and SOI 6 a decent try. I am searching for a retirement location and checking out several countries.

SOI 6 could be so much fun if the girls would simple just relax and not have 7+ girls jump in front of you blocking your path every time you walk down the street. I was chatting to a bar manager off to the side and one of the girls was bothering him like he was a tourist. He told her he was a bar manager and she still did not stop. Amazing! Everyone posts how wonderful it is but never the downside. I mentioned before the guy I met whose friends told him he just had to go to Pattaya and he had the exact response as me. But he had less time so he went to try the Philippines after a 6 day try.

SubCmdr. Asians are generally more reserved and do not require the outward attention other races require. Hardly racist. Now this is racist. Have you ever scene a group of Asians (especially Japanese or Korean) behave like a group from another certain race? I did not even have to say which one did I? The answer by the way is: Eskimos.

[Forty Drinks]

If you hate Soi 6 so much, why did you spend two weeks there? LOL. You're a funny dude.

He believed the guys Propagandish writings over my truthful Assessment.

I like Soi 6. Could it be better. I'm not so sure.

[Forty Drinks]

I hit Beach Road last month. You basically listed the entire time they are out as the best times. Very few if any out in the heat of the day. Best by 8:00 to 12:00 maybe 1:00. I had 11 girls and only proud of 4. Can I borrow your beer goggles?

FYI If you are that impressed by the Beach Road women then the SOI 6 girls (average 5-7 years younger) will simply make you cream in your jeans. Plus, there are at least 3 times as many girls in at least one-third the area.

Sub wouldn't know a Hot girl if one fell out of the sky and hit him on the Head.

Sub is one of those GUYs. Yes one of Those. Hahaha.

[SubCmdr]

I hit Beach Road last month. You basically listed the entire time they are out as the best times.

Yes I did. Because I roam the street from those times and have found selections that I like during those hours.

Very few if any out in the heat of the day.

Thank you for stating the obvious. No one wants to be out in the heat of the day. The massage girls tend to sit inside during the afternoon also. You have noticed that haven't you?

Best by 8:00 to 12:00 maybe 1:00.

Thank you for sharing your opinion. It is not a fact.

I had 11 girls and only proud of 4.

I am very sorry you are not proud of your efforts as a professional TRICK on beach road. FYI, I understand the girls on Soi 6 are better for you. That begs the question as to why you were on beach road in the first place and where is your original report? I must have missed it.

Can I borrow your beer goggles?

Not possible. Because I do let alcohol affect me while I am in the streets. The only time I drink is to have one with a lady in a bar or gentleman's club (my actual preferred venue) to hang out and get to know her.

Can I borrow the part of your personality laced with bitter sarcasm? Nah, you can keep that. I am good.

FYI If you are that impressed by the Beach Road women then the SOI 6 girls (average 5-7 years younger) will simply make you cream in your jeans.

Anyone who has been reading my posts here knows I focus on the deal and not the girl. Performance is more important to me than appearance. Everyone knows this. I evaluate by price point. Give me a 6 who performs in the bedroom over a 10 that is dead fish and just shows up and thinks she can get by on her beauty. If you do not like the way Thai girls look (and I know you prefer Colombianas), why did you come here anyway?

The girls of Beach Road have performed in an outstanding manner for me. Have offered up their friends for me to go with and do threesomes with. You see, it is precisely because of negative posters and responses like you I do not share my total experiences. I know how excited visitors like you get when the chance to tell a story of your exploits presents itself. That is not me. I like to keep it real and focused on useful intelligence for my readers.

Plus, there are at least 3 times as many girls in at least one-third the area.

Your dick, your money, your preferences. What makes you think that I would like anything that you like. Have you ever met me?

Do you really think you need to tell me about Soi 6? If you do then you must have had forty drinks before you responded to my post.

Your response to my post contains a lot of assumptions. All of them incorrect as I have pointed out to you. I am not critical of others who provide information in the forum. You need to learn that your way of looking at things is not the only way to look at things. You need to write in a more respectable manner in your responses in the Pattaya Reports thread.

I am glad you enjoy Soi 6. Oh no! You did not enjoy Soi 6. Wait, wait! You spent two weeks on Soi 6 but you did not enjoy it. At what point did you figure out that you did not enjoy it? I know about Soi 6. After the initial shock now I know what to expect I like Soi 6. Especially to fuck or get my dick sucked. A change of venue. But I agree with the following statement:

Soi 6 is not relaxing.

Actually was a very informative report from your perspective. But what is up with the racism about who likes and does not like Soi 6? Although you get some of the factual things about Soi 6 correct, I completely disagree with your opinions and projections about the types of guys that goto Soi 6.

The statement you made that I would enjoy Soi 6 better in your response to me is completely contradictory to the report you filed right before your response to me.

Anyone who does not like Pattaya, Thailand should goto Medellin, Colombia. Why in the world did you fly half way around the world when you had everything that you like right at your fingertips?

Medellin Colombia is great! According to you, better looking girls and lower prices. What is that place called that you like so much? Central. Apologies if I am wrong. Maybe I like it so much. Yep, been there. It is set up like Beach Road. Short term hotels. A wide variety of prostitutes looking for customers. Many very attractive. Others not so much. In fact you put out inaccurate information about the place in order to discourage other mongers from visiting. Isn't that true? Is that what you are doing now?

Now, all reading your reports know your biases. I hope you enjoy your next stop in SEA more.

How you like me now?

[MartinFlevo]

Soi 6 is not relaxing.

I spent 2 weeks on Soi 6. Hated it and I was not the only one.

Most of you guys never tell the tales about the other side of the coin so I did.

Great review! And I agree 100% I avoid soi6 like the plague. The music in those bars is loud and terrible. 95% of the girls I wouldn't fuck for free (especially when you walk there daytime! SO yeah agree it feels more like a tourist trap (maybe compare it to the RLD in Amsterdam) than a true monger spot. Of course there will be guys who like it (same for RLD / Amsterdam) but def not my cup of tea.

[CaliGuy33]

Soi 6 is not relaxing.

I spent 2 weeks on Soi 6. Hated it and I was not the only one.

BIg 6 foot tall strong guy has a tall chubby girl jump up on him and both their balances get thrown off. In slow motion they fall flat to Earth. As in lying flat down on the pavement.

I saw a married couple in their upper 30's with the guy wearing a big full backpack at the end of Soi 6. He tells his wife to make sure the girls do not attack him. Basically, he wanted her to play the part of the blocker on a football team for the runner.

Two guys in their 30's wanted to walk from Beach Road to Second Street. They looked down Soi 6 and decided to take the next street. They chose to avoid sexy girls because the girls are such a pain in the.

I saw many guys at both ends of Soi 6 building up the nerve to run the gauntlet the first time or to return back. Kinda like you are about to go underwater and you are taking big deep breaths before you dive under.

If I walk slow the girls grab my arm and sometimes my nutz. And not in an enjoyable way. Rubbing my junk slow and soft is great, but they grab fast and hard making me jump back most the time. It is not a slow soft pulling of the arm but a hard firm death grip. I was shocked at the force and number of girls that were pulling some really big guys towards their bar. One pulls and the other pushes. You could see the shock in so many of these guys faces saying WTF! Many guys were smiling with all this happening but I could tell the way they jerked their arms away they were feed up and the girls were clueless and laughing unaware. Sometimes I had to use a lot of force jerking my hand or arm away to pass by. But if I use too much force or get mad then that girl and girls at that bar will get angry and not want to "F" me. In addition, I am always on alert for my phone or cash being pick pocketed so I find it all a bit stressful. If the girl comes and hugs you and one of the multitude of girls behind you grab your wallet / cell you have no idea which one. Chance is super rare I know but I can not simply drop my guard.

If you hate Soi 6 so much, why did you spend two weeks there? LOL. You're a funny dude.