Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[Mogwai]

The stupid shit isn't the original post, the stupid shit is the 38, yeah really 38 I counted them, posts that have now come as a result of the first one. They are spread over four pages and anybody who's coming here to read about fucking hookers in Bangkok had to wade through them.

That's why I moved it all to the stupid shit thread, including this one.

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I understand and agree with you that the original post was not stupid shit. But why do you classify the responses to that post, that were (given the subject) inevitable and IMO not stupid at all, as stupid shit? Just because they are off topic? If that's the reason then I wish you good luck with keeping the Thailand threads on topic.

[Pointy Stick]

I had not been drinking. I challenged him because though he was threatening me, he did not look menacing, if anything he looked pathetic. He was a weasel trying to act tough. He had a gun, of course he could have used it, but he did not frighten me at all.

Do you think it was worth the risk? I've done some stupid shit in Thailand like hanging out of the back of a train drunk trying to light a cigarette but I dialed down on that shit pretty fast. I think your life is worth more than blowing in a prostitutes mouth but that's just my opinion.

[Beijing4987]

Those that quote someone on my ignore list are put on my ignore list, even if I normally read their other posts. Like Adm says, it just snowballs. Just ignore and do not quote and the problrm goes away.

[Beijing4987]

To put someone the ignore list takes clicking on "settings", clicking on ignore list, typing the posters handle, then clicking one last time to confirm. To undo the ignore only takes on click.

[NaughtyDogBKK]

I've just recently moved to Bangkok and have a few quick reports. Most of them have been about blowjobs. Frankly struggling to justify paying every time I want my whistle wet, which is what it can cost at an oily, gogo, etc. That said, I still want my whistle-wetter to be something attractive. Which is unfortunately a real limitation in Bangkok BJ shops.

The first place I went was to "the L word". I don't want to get code worded out, but you know the place. Walked up and saw a cutie, waved at her and she happily jumped up and took me upstairs. What followed was an exceptional BJ. As she started, she took my hands and put them on her head, forcing herself down. I took the hint and happily face fucked her to an embarrassingly quick completion. It was an all-in-all amazing experience. Her name was Ma. Price was ฿800, and I gave her the change as well.

The second visit I came back to the same place. But. Honestly no one there was in any way appealing. One woman jumped up but she was. To put it politely even if she wasn't really old she wouldn't have been great looking. There were a few passable ones in there, but with this woman up in my face I couldn't really pick any of them. Definitely no Ma. Anyway, I just said "Um. No thanks. I think I'm good. " and left. I crossed the road and went to the famous Wood Bar. TBH my experiences there were not great, but the last time I went was literally years ago, so one bad provider doesn't mean much. Wood has one advantage over Ls. Instead of walking down a blind alley to get pounced by whoever, they do a little line-up for you. Frankly the talent in that line-up wasn't great. I asked about price and was told ฿1000, which is more than Ls. I was on a pretty tight budget and not that keen on any of them so again I decided on a no go.

Third trip out I went back to Ls. No Ma again, but no scary woman, and one was alright, so I picked her. Kind of cute face, friendly, nice big titties on display. The act was. Alright. Nothing world class. Afterwards she said some things with a laugh. Pointed at her mouth and my old fella. And I kind of went "Well, yeah, that's why I came here. " It was about two minutes later I realised what she was saying. Just after I'd paid. Now I don't know exactly what she'd been eating. Tom Yum maybe? I'm no expert. But I know for sure that you shouldn't eat spicy food for lunch when you suck dicks for a living. Ugh. The burning. So on the way home I stopped in at a 7-11 and bought a small bottle of milk. For rinsing purposes. Still, by the time I finished my walk home, everything had settled down. I drank the milk.

Fourth trip out I'd heard about the famous Som's Haven, but never got to go. I did also find out that there was a less catchily-named Duangporn's Haven. It's located just near the Asok intersection and then down an alley, Analisa Massage is in the same alley. Anyway, I walked up and though there were no real lookers, a chubby girl jumped up like it was her turn. Inside she explained that it was a BJ bar, and the price was. Which is 100 less than I thought. I asked if the BJ was with her and she said it was. I was. Not keen and despite her attempts to explain her mad BJ skills, I asked for someone else and picked. Frankly the least worst. That experience was. Alright. Taking me into and out of a shower room seemed like a lot of effort and ceremony for a BJ and certainly wasn't the deal at any other I've been too, which is more of a quick wipe and off we go. I wasn't feeling it much, and it was a pretty ordinary BJ. So it took time for me to get interested. I started feeling her up a bit and that helped the process to completion, but wouldn't be a recommendation. On the way out there was a hottie who hadn't been there when I arrived. Dammit.

I just want to see Ma again, but unfortunately the BJ bars you have to roll the dice and take your chances.

[Admin2]

If the original post does not belong in the "Stupid Shit in Thailand" thread I don't know what does.

Do you remember a few years back there was an incident that made all the BKK newpapers and internet. Apparently an expat got into a heated argument with a taxi driver half his size. The driver stopped his car, picked up a machete in the trunk, and hacked the expat to death. What a way to go! But not more stupid than arguing at gun point in a blow job bar with a Thai pimp over $20. Bravo!

Some of you guys misunderstand what the stupid shit thread is for. It's the internet and there will always be trolls who put up dubious posts, part of using the forum is learning to identify them, it's not hard, they self identify, and then ignore them. The subject of the forum doesn't matter, there will always be people who need to bloviate, auto repair, angry cats, travel forums or hookers.

The stupid shit isn't the original post, the stupid shit is the 38, yeah really 38 I counted them, posts that have now come as a result of the first one. They are spread over four pages and anybody who's coming here to read about fucking hookers in Bangkok had to wade through them.

That's why I moved it all to the stupid shit thread, including this one.

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[Crazy4Thai]

I feel your pain.

But just a warning to everyone out there, if I'm ever pointing a gun at someone and they make this comment to me, they are going to have their brains splattered all over the walls in about 0.5 seconds! "are you going to use it, go on then".

Its game over!

Were you drunk?

Why would you say that to somebody with a pistol in your face?

Too true! Let's call it Thai Roulette and this time you survived. I for sure am a hothead. But with a gun pointed at me? I would like to think that would cool me right the fuck down.

[Turgid]

There's no way he would have been shot dead in the middle of the BJ bar in that part of Suk. This would bring too much bad publicity to these massage shops while the authorities are trying to clean the reputation of the Thai massage shops. The Thai guy that pulled a gun was probably very stupid...........

If the Thai guy is stupid enough to pull out a gun in those circumstances he is stupid enough to have his finger slip on to the trigger.

[Mdemde]

I feel your pain.

But just a warning to everyone out there, if I'm ever pointing a gun at someone and they make this comment to me, they are going to have their brains splattered all over the walls in about 0.5 seconds! "are you going to use it, go on then".

Its game over!

Were you drunk?

Why would you say that to somebody with a pistol in your face?

I had not been drinking. I challenged him because though he was threatening me, he did not look menacing, if anything he looked pathetic. He was a weasel trying to act tough. He had a gun, of course he could have used it, but he did not frighten me at all.

[Mdemde]

Rereading your account which is refreshing for its honest portrayal of what happened I offer the following as a possible explanation of her behavior.

As you mention everything was going well until you changed position and moved her hands from holding your dick.

She may then for whatever reason have felt you wanted to face fuck her, something she hadn't signed up for.

She is in my opinion entitled to hold your dick while giving head and allowing you to come in her mouth. Changing position and taking her hands off "junior" could have alarmed her and made her apprehensive about what was going on.

Possible?

When I took her hands off of junior, which I had to do at least three of four times, I did so slowly and gently, she had no cause for alarm. I did not go for a HJ with CIM as a finish. For me, a proper or standard BJ is given when the female makes full use of her tongue as well as by thrusting her mouth up and down on junior, and when the female stops for a rest, I then like to continue for awhile by gently holding her mouth still and then letting me do the thrusting, never forcefully. This, to me, is a normal BJ, with minimal or no hand work from the female and is how I have always been serviced.

[Mdemde]

You are being kind. I call BS on 90% of it.

The rest of the story varies from unlikely to highly implausible.

SL.

Of course I have no way of backing up my story, but feel free to challenge any part of it. I have nothing to gain from telling a pack of lies. But it should be easy to verify one part of my story, I invite any poster here to visit 7-Heaven tonight or tomorrow night or whenever under the guise of going for a BJ. Then start chatting with the manager, and tell her you went there last Monday night at about 10 pm hoping to have a BJ but you saw the place was full of police so were frightened and left. Then ask her what the problem was. Then wait to see what she says. She will most likely laugh it off as something like 'only farang causing problem' but that will be confirmation of one part of my story. That the police were there. Then you can either go for a BJ (I suggest you give 'Soda' a miss), or make an excuse and leave. But like I said, feel free to challenge any part of my story and I will do my best to respond.

[Mdemde]

If you're reading these lines Mdemde, kuddos to you for standing your ground in front of these f*ckers. Now if I were you, I would not go again in that part of the city in a near future, and would even consider moving from Suk if you're staying there. You made them lose face, some policemen got involved too, who knows what could cross their mind if they see you again in a place that's not related to massage shops.

I actually live well away from Sukumvit. The reason I gave the THB 650 that I got back from 7-Heaven to the police was as a bribe of sorts, to thank them for what they did and to get them on my side IE leave them with a favourable impression of me. A smile, a thank you, and a cash sum always goes down well with the Boys in Brown! The police have no reason to come after me, though I did cause the weasel with the gun to lose face in front of all the Thai staff at 7-Heaven who saw him having to back down to a foreigner. Will he come after me? I don't think he will, I'm sure that the police have by now tracked him down and warned him off. It is always a high-profile case and bad publicity for Thailand if anything bad happens to a foreigner. If anything does happen to me then the police will know who will be their first suspect, and he will know it as well, it would be very risky for him.

[Sunlover2]

If the original post does not belong in the "Stupid Shit in Thailand" thread I don't know what does.

You are being kind. I call BS on 90% of it.

That he had an experience in the room that did not meet his expectations is believable. The rest of the story varies from unlikely to highly implausible.

SL.

[Whoreman]

Now if I were you, I would not go again in that part of the city in a near future, and would even consider moving from Suk if you're staying there. You made them lose face, some policemen got involved too, who knows what could cross their mind if they see you again in a place that's not related to massage shops.

That's a bit over-dramatic. To people like that, all farangs are the same so it's unlikely they would even recognise him.

[Mdemde]

I assume it was the regular police rather than the tourist police. I agree that you should press charges rather than let it drop.

Yes, it was the regular police. But I will not be pressing charges, apart from the fact that I don't want to end up in the Bangkok Post as a 'foreigner threatened with gun in Bangkok massage parlour' and then have the story picked up by the press in my home country, the court system here is corrupt and favours not only the wealthy over the poor, but also the locals over the foreigner. It would be a long, drawn out and time consuming process with most likely a counter charge from the man with the gun accusing me of assaulting him and backed up with (paid-for) witnesses, that is how they play the system. I would then have to surrender my passport and would be unable to leave the country until the case was over, which would be at least a year or two. And I would need to engage a lawyer, they don't come cheap here and are notoriously corrupt. Everything here is corrupt and as a foreigner the cards are stacked against you. It really is not worth the hassle. But if it had occurred in my home country then I most definitely would press charges.