Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[EihTooms]

She has a copy of the farang's driver's license and is talking about sending letters and intimate selfies in the mail addressed to his wife.

If I were her friend, I would strongly encourage her to do exactly that and question why she would delay doing it by another day. However, I don't think engaging in some kind blackmail attempt by warning him ahead of time is a good idea. That could open her to legal problems added to her financial ones.

But as a lovely act of sweet and satisfying revenge? Go for it, honey!

[Goatscrot]

The girl should double her fee for going thru all this. Hope she took pictures of themselves together at scenic spots to prove her story and nail the guy.

He should honor his agreement.

Agreed. It will cost him a lot more in the long run if his wife leaves him. Foolish decision on his part.

[Mr Enternational]

Knowing the girls' appetite for social media, and that he was married, who the fuck has ANY photos taken with any girl, anywhere?

Besides that, the longer you stay with 1 person, the more your chances of getting caught. Mfs that are catching and releasing are not getting caught up like that. It is mfs that are building a relationship over time with the same chick that are getting busted.

[Goferring]

That's a heck of a good question, probably lots of chances with 28 days together. I've seen it and it looks like a valid drivers license to me. His license picture is clearly the same person that appears in the vacation pictures. I have to admire her for being smart enough to take a picture of it.

The vacation pictures show fancy hotels, nice restaurants, and getting massages on beautiful beaches. They visited Hua Hin, Koh Samui, Krabi, Ranong, and Chiang Mai. And this guy can't save $35 per day to pay the girl as promised. He doesn't care that she and her children are now suffering.

Knowing the girls' appetite for social media, and that he was married, who the fuck has ANY photos taken with any girl, anywhere? With compromising ones in multiple places!! On her phone!!

They can and may pop up anywhere.

I'm struggling to think of any positive outcome from having photos of Lucy Thai and Brian the clerk anywhere. 😲.

[HorseTrader]

How the hell did she get a copy of his licence? He doesn't use the room safe and keep his official forms of identity safe?

That's a heck of a good question, probably lots of chances with 28 days together. I've seen it and it looks like a valid drivers license to me. His license picture is clearly the same person that appears in the vacation pictures. I have to admire her for being smart enough to take a picture of it.

The vacation pictures show fancy hotels, nice restaurants, and getting massages on beautiful beaches. They visited Hua Hin, Koh Samui, Krabi, Ranong, and Chiang Mai. And this guy can't save $35 per day to pay the girl as promised. He doesn't care that she and her children are now suffering.

[Dg8787]

Over the last few days I've been talking to my favorite ThaiFriendly girl about one of her girlfriends. The girlfriend just finished a 28 day vacation with a married farang who promised to give her 30,000 baht at the end of the vacation. In the end, the farang said they spent too much money and he didn't have anything to give her. Of course, the girl stopped her normal job to take this trip so she doesn't get her normal income. This girl is now back in Isaan without the ability to make her payments for rent, car, phone, and electricity. She doesn't even have money to buy food for herself and her children.

She has a copy of the farang's driver's license and is talking about sending letters and intimate selfies in the mail addressed to his wife.

I don't know how much of this is true, but, I know it has happened in the past. In fact, an unmarried friend of mine did something similar to a girl after a 3-week trip. Eventually my friend sent money via Western Union, but it wasn't without a fight.

The girl should double her fee for going thru all this. Hope she took pictures of themselves together at scenic spots to prove her story and nail the guy.

He should honor his agreement.

[Goferring]

Over the last few days I've been talking to my favorite ThaiFriendly girl about one of her girlfriends. The girlfriend just finished a 28 day vacation with a married farang who promised to give her 30,000 baht at the end of the vacation. In the end, the farang said they spent too much money and he didn't have anything to give her. Of course, the girl stopped her normal job to take this trip so she doesn't get her normal income. This girl is now back in Isaan without the ability to make her payments for rent, car, phone, and electricity. She doesn't even have money to buy food for herself and her children.

She has a copy of the farang's driver's license and is talking about sending letters and intimate selfies in the mail addressed to his wife.

I don't know how much of this is true, but, I know it has happened in the past. In fact, an unmarried friend of mine did something similar to a girl after a 3-week trip. Eventually my friend sent money via Western Union, but it wasn't without a fight.

A psycho Thai / Pina / Indo wih your details in suburbia for the sake of $900. . . That's value for money.

Much easier just to say she's going to get 5 k spending money only at the start then everyone knows where they stand and can make decisions accordingly.

[Rob Jones]

Over the last few days I've been talking to my favorite ThaiFriendly girl about one of her girlfriends. The girlfriend just finished a 28 day vacation with a married farang who promised to give her 30,000 baht at the end of the vacation. In the end, the farang said they spent too much money and he didn't have anything to give her. Of course, the girl stopped her normal job to take this trip so she doesn't get her normal income. This girl is now back in Isaan without the ability to make her payments for rent, car, phone, and electricity. She doesn't even have money to buy food for herself and her children.

She has a copy of the farang's driver's license and is talking about sending letters and intimate selfies in the mail addressed to his wife.

I don't know how much of this is true, but, I know it has happened in the past. In fact, an unmarried friend of mine did something similar to a girl after a 3-week trip. Eventually my friend sent money via Western Union, but it wasn't without a fight.

What a situation that shouldn't happen. I don't understand why you would go to Thailand and limit yourself to one girl for 4 weeks, I like to limit myself to 2 to 3 a day. LOL. Being married myself the last thing I want is my missus finding out about my extra curriculum activities. To quote Forrest Gump "stupid is as stupid does!" First why tell her your real name? I will use my real first name but never my surname. How the hell did she get a copy of his licence? He doesn't use the room safe and keep his official forms of identity safe? 1000 TBH a day is SFA so why wouldn't he pay that?

I hope this guy learns from this and improves his game.

His actions truly belong in Stupid Shit in Thailand thread.

[HorseTrader]

Over the last few days I've been talking to my favorite ThaiFriendly girl about one of her girlfriends. The girlfriend just finished a 28 day vacation with a married farang who promised to give her 30,000 baht at the end of the vacation. In the end, the farang said they spent too much money and he didn't have anything to give her. Of course, the girl stopped her normal job to take this trip so she doesn't get her normal income. This girl is now back in Isaan without the ability to make her payments for rent, car, phone, and electricity. She doesn't even have money to buy food for herself and her children.

She has a copy of the farang's driver's license and is talking about sending letters and intimate selfies in the mail addressed to his wife.

I don't know how much of this is true, but, I know it has happened in the past. In fact, an unmarried friend of mine did something similar to a girl after a 3-week trip. Eventually my friend sent money via Western Union, but it wasn't without a fight.

[Rob Jones]

Perhaps its more fatigue than loss of desire. Perhaps it has to do with routine. Perhaps age. Perhaps company or the lack of it. Perhaps the quality of girls you shag. Perhaps its the hotel room you stay in. Perhaps food. Perhaps its the absolute loss of connection with the real world outside the bubble. Perhaps its the knowledge that this will end in a few days. I can think of so many more factors contributing to this phenomenon. And this is not theorizing. Because I have tried to correct several factors in isolation. None have worked conclusively.

I have such DMU feelings when I am in ONE SINGLE LOCATION for more than 5 days, but when I cover 2 or 3 different locations over a 15 - 20 day period or more, then I do not feel this way. Also, lately, I don't get the time to hobby for more than 2 weeks at a stretch these days. Problem solved.

5555. What a list! But I have to break it to you, this stuff is all too easy in Pattaya, especially #1 to #5. Not sure if sex in the balcony in broad daylight counts for points on #7. All in a single trip, of course.

Hi Blanq.

Numbers 1 to 5 very achievable LOL and 6,7 & 9 feasible but a push in 8 days. I think where the blues set in is when you are travelling alone and when you are with your mates you have each other to bounce off and motivate you to participate. This may sound anal but I have started to set an action plan with quite specific goals to achieve to keep myself focused. It works in the business world and to a degree in this hobby we are participating in, we are conducting business transactions daily.

Anyhow a bit of SSIT to start the day and you guessed I am not very busy this morning 5555.

Rob.

[Blanquiceleste]

There has been a bit of chat about losing the desire to bang girls in Thailand thru a longer then 1 week stay!

Perhaps its more fatigue than loss of desire. Perhaps it has to do with routine. Perhaps age. Perhaps company or the lack of it. Perhaps the quality of girls you shag. Perhaps its the hotel room you stay in. Perhaps food. Perhaps its the absolute loss of connection with the real world outside the bubble. Perhaps its the knowledge that this will end in a few days. I can think of so many more factors contributing to this phenomenon. And this is not theorizing. Because I have tried to correct several factors in isolation. None have worked conclusively.

I have such DMU feelings when I am in ONE SINGLE LOCATION for more than 5 days, but when I cover 2 or 3 different locations over a 15 - 20 day period or more, then I do not feel this way. Also, lately, I don't get the time to hobby for more than 2 weeks at a stretch these days. Problem solved.

I can not take full credit for the following as Lew Ashby and myself came up with this concept when reminiscing on a recent Pattaya jaunt. Of course it is best used in a group of 2 or more but this should break up any doldrums that may sent in. Behold I give you the "Pattaya 8 Day Challenge", this can be changed to any city in the world.

5555. What a list! But I have to break it to you, this stuff is all too easy in Pattaya, especially #1 to #5. Not sure if sex in the balcony in broad daylight counts for points on #7. All in a single trip, of course.

[Rob Jones]

Hi Guys.

There has been a bit of chat about losing the desire to bang girls in Thailand thru a longer then 1 week stay! I have only had 5 day stays in Pattaya so I have little knowledge of it but thru my stay I do notice a mid week slump where the lack of sleep and constant banging has taken its toll and I either crash and burn in bed at 10 pm or find myself knocking out zzzz with a LT freelancer.

I can not take full credit for the following as Lew Ashby and myself came up with this concept when reminiscing on a recent Pattaya jaunt. Of course it is best used in a group of 2 or more but this should break up any doldrums that may sent in. Behold I give you the "Pattaya 8 Day Challenge", this can be changed to any city in the world.

1/ PICK UP FROM BUS. PICK UP A GIRL WHILE TRAVELLING IN THE BAHT BUS.

2/ PICK UP FROM ANY MALL. PICK UP A GIRL FROM ANY OF THE SHOPPING MALLS. 3/ PICK UP HOTEL STAFF. PICK UP ANY MEMBER OF HOTEL STAFF. IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT DEPARTMENT THEY WORK 4/ PICK UP ANY SERVER FROM ANY RESTAURANT, CAFÉ ETC. MUSTN'T BE A BAR.

5/ PICK UP ANY MALL WORKER. PICK UP ANY GIRL WHO WORKS IN ANY MALL, SHOP ETC. CAN NOT BE MASSAGE.

6/ PICK UP ANOTHER BM GIRL. VERY LOOSE TO VERIFY BUT AS ACCURATE TO DESCRIPTIONS IN POST AS POSSIBLE. START TAKING NOTES OF NAMES, VENUES AND BADGE NUMBERS.

7/ PUBLIC SEX. A SEXUAL ACT OF ANY NATURE IN A PUBLIC AREA. CAN BE HJ IN OPEN BAR ON ONE OF THE SOI'S OR SEX OR BJ AT THE HOTEL POOL. THE GREATER THE ACT IN THE MORE OPEN AREA THE MORE POINTS OUT OF 10. NO EXTRA PAYMENT ALLOWED.

8/ SWAPPING PARTNERS. CONVINCE A GIRL ONCE BACK IN THE HOTEL TO HAVE ANY FORM OF SEX WITH AT LEAST ONE OTHER GUY.

I know its not everyone's cup of tea but what the hell its better then laying around feeling sorry for ones self because there is too much pussy, LOL.

I know by reading the forum over several years that many of these have been done but to get them all in one trip should be worthy of a special mention.

All the best.

Rob.

[MonkeyPaw]

Out of some curiosity generated by some pictures in the PG, I ended up reading some FRs in the Dubai thread.

Guess what? Monkey Paw you are famous there! People diligently read your posts and quote from them. And they wish there was more life in their own threads. Perhaps a roadshow there might be an idea?

SNIP. But it is heartening to see some good new FRs which is the spirit of this forum. I wish our forum is as lively as Bangkok forum which has some excellent posters, I read every posts by super seniors there who have 2000 plus posts, never miss banter around Monkey Paw who is unique character. I have some of his quotes which I will copy below to humor you guys. SNIP.

Quote by Monkey Paw (This is just to show what entertaining level a poster can go).

"A Story About Licking Leaking Lek"..

If you were referring to the above post, then Monkeypaw is flattered to be recognized on other threads all across ISG. That means I'm famous! But Monkeypaw already sort of knew that if you look at post #200 of the SSIT (this thread). Even in other sites when posters refer to the Paw as "the greatest literary mind of our time. " I'm just happy with "greatest mind" and it keeps growing. I can see it's getting boring again, but hope is coming soon. And a little life will get injected in the near future. Now we should let FL Hawk have his moment. He will give credit where it's due. Besides me, Lew Ashby, FL, Dart, BB, and Phazze93 been tearing it up in Pattaya and too busy to post anything. Like I've said before, if you are a actually at ground zero hunting, it's a chore to write up a review. I talk about it with FL every day and even he admits that it's impossible to write up as much as some of these posters and play at the same time. Unless somebody is fibbing. Tsk tsk tsk. During the meantime while we wait, let's take time to give "thanks" to the teddy who has brought ISG so much joy this past year. Mogwai and ET, can you "bow your heads" and lead us in prayer to the teddy bear this Thanksgiving?

[Blanquiceleste]

Out of some curiosity generated by some pictures in the PG, I ended up reading some FRs in the Dubai thread.

Guess what? Monkey Paw you are famous there! People diligently read your posts and quote from them. And they wish there was more life in their own threads. Perhaps a roadshow there might be an idea?

[MonkeyPaw]

When are you coming back? Give me the 4000 baht and I will get you in. I don't understand what the big fascination is though.

1. Mr. E makes this comment.

The girl I bar fined from Palace said she normally only goes with Japanese. It was a combination of me willing to pay extra and the influence of Monkey Paw over the mamasan that allowed me to get her. And, look at what happened! 6000 baht basically wasted. For 2800 baht I spent the night with a Soi 6 girl who was hot and gave me an awesome GFE. So why should I want to pay 4000 to become a member of a club who has super expensive girls who may not even go with me and if they do will charge me 6000 baht and not even stay and hour and give me a lousy experience? Believe me, I will be thinking about the awesome BBBJ I got from the lowly Soi 6 girl long after I forget the hotness of the high end Palace girl who barely wanted to touch me.

2. FL Hawk responds to Mr. E's above comment with an experienced he had at Palace about girl.

It might be that you should be very proud of your results with that 6,000 baht girl. For all anyone knows, you actually got better treatment from that girl in the privacy of a hotel room than MonkeyPaw has ever gotten from any of his so-called "Top Quality" recommended Thai girls. Maybe even better than his teddy bear gets.

3. ET responds to FL Hawk post, making this all about Monkeypaw. Do trolls even know they are trolls? Dude? You must have a man crush on somebody. In case you were wondering, yes they are shaved clean and not hairy. Girls like them that way.

Mr. Paw:

Little to no ego?

Paw Dude, I'm fat stoned and silly. Even my mother thinks I'm an idiot. My Team is Millwall, only because of their motto. I drift though life with a smile on my face. Sometimes I go to overpasses at night and watch the traffic and cackle. I talk to the worm guy that slithers down Sukhmavit, but he doesn't understand about the conflict between Noe Jordania's Menshevik view of socialism as opposed to Koba Djugashvilis. At least he listens and makes appropriate gurgling noises.

Clap clap clap! He finally gets it. This guy here always had a bit of potential, but now you have definitely shown the entire ISG whole board you can play along with the best. This is what the best of the best does. It's our minds. Most will get lost in translation, confused, and have no idea to what the hell is going on in this conversation. All because they are not on the same level of understanding to where the devil is in the" details". This is how we keep lurkers and trolls away from secrets, treasure maps, and hidden gems. They are not smart enough, not wise enough, and not spiritually high enough to decipher anything that is written. They are truly lost in their own egos and too busy pointing the finger everywhere, even up their own chute. Previously, you mentioned the annoyance of some Chinese at Thermae for their rudeness and behavior, correct? And of course you, like many, want to correct that behavior. It's the Monkeypaw thing to do just like the dirty not washing your hands thing. So believe it or not, our minds are similar. But we can't go around slapping the rude out of folks can we now? But given the same opportunity to peg the same rude folks with a ping pong ball at a Go Go bar. Then what? Ping pong balls get tossed all the time at Go Go bars. Can a customer really complain to management if 1, 2, 3 balls hits him or her in the head? Not really. Now you see how Monkeypaw punishes those who behave badly? My ping pongs are reserved for ding dongs. Just don't act like a ding dong and you will be safe from the Paw and those who think like the Paw. And trust me, you want to think like the Paw. Just have fun with it, punish with a little love, but do it in a way that you can get away with it and you won't end up in the Bangkok Hilton. Use that mind of yours to get back at those who are rude, yes even the Chinese guys (and I'm from Hong Kong), but in the correct, smart, and cunning way. It's a crowded bar, shoes get stepped on all the time. That's a given. Go buy some shoe black polish, dab a bit under your own shoe, and have a few bumping accidents with the rude pushy guys who wear white sneakers in there. When they like to hog those bar stools, sometimes I dab of shoe polish on the seat looks as if somebody had an accident in their pants. Enjoy.

P.S. You've driven a 1994 Porcha right? Now try driving a Porche777, not Porsche777 as you wrote it. I may be spelling it wrong. But you can figure it out.