Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[Syzygies]

Nobody that has hung out with him has accused him of not being for real.

Who would wish to hang out with a such a supercilious.... ? Makes me think out of president Trump. Is he for real too? Yeh , sort of.

[Smoothy]

For 1000 baht that's a half decent find.

Half decent? It's one of the best finds in the history of soi 6. That soi is tough to find good girls and when you do, you had better move quickly or someone else will take them. She has an as good or better face than any girl I have ever seen MP post. I'm not much into her stomach or her scrawny body, but she's a good looking girl.

[Allover]

Talk about eating shit. I watched the documentary about the billionaire anti virus inventor, John MacAfee. He sold out and moved to Belize. One of his desires that he did daily was to have his ladies sit in a webbed chair with a hole cut in it. He had them shit in his mouth. The ladies give testimony to this in the doc. Very interesting if you have an hour to spare. I think it was on Netflix or YouTube.

Proof that a genius can be as stupid as hell. I thought, as anyone would, that when the girls were talking about a hanging web chair it was the "Tijuana spinning basket job", we used to get when visiting Tijuana, and in Viet Nam. Each to his own I guess.

RL.

I've been to Tijuana quite often over the past twenty years. What is the spinning basket job? I've never heard of it. Is it like the red rope trick done in Shanghai and other parts of China? I might add Tijuana isn't half bad these days. Selection of girls is pretty decent. But short time there is still really short time.

[Franga]

What do you get on soi 6 for 1000 Bth, shower + oil massage? Short time with one pop? .

There are no massages from the girls on Soi 6. Just one fuck for 1000 baht to the girl. Room charge is separate.

[Syzygies]

She's has nice long legs, but very skinny. Come on, tell me you can pick up on these clues? I pay attention to the details to the 9's. Call it Monkeypaw intuition. But for 1000, it's okay. If that girl knew about Thermae, she would be rich!

Sure I can see her belly is not perfect. No tits. I do prefer quite skinny girls, with sometimes quite small tits. Small A cups don't bother me if not badly shaped. Under such a bra, I cannot tell, which is why I am normally not choosing girls dressed like this. I prefer to see them more exposed.

Most of my regular girls have had a baby, so I don't rule them out, unless damage is too ugly. Generally girls with baby are not so dick scared.

She was still clearly the pick of the group in the photo, particularly due to a cute face.

It is rare we see stunners from Pattaya posted. So this girl was prettier than most.

[Banana Boi]

But for 1000, it's okay. If that girl knew about Thermae, she would be rich!

Of course I can see everything you pointed out but I posted a soi 6 girl who imo was the best one in a photo you posted. Correct me if you think another girl in that photo has a better face. You know we don't have the same taste in girls. For 1000 baht that's a half decent find. All girls on soi 6 have some flaw like baby damage, bad teeth. It's why they are there and not taking 5 to 7 k from an Asian tourist. If she were in Tantra she would just be one of the girls and not even in the top 10 lookers but on soi 6 she's a star looks wise.

[Mr Enternational]

I thought, as anyone would, that when the girls were talking about a hanging web chair it was the "Tijuana spinning basket job", we used to get when visiting Tijuana, and in Viet Nam. Each to his own I guess.

LOL. I saw the show and was thinking the same thing as you were. I went to Belize for scuba diving a few months ago and was thinking why the hell would someone move here.

[Robert Long]

Pretend for a minute, that on your way to let's say Walking Street and you saw a group of dinosaurs huddled on the beach reenacting "2 Girls One Cup. " All they did was poo every where and passed it around to each other mouth by mouth. For most of us, seeing these drongos share their own crap for a meal, is first vomit, ignore, and then walk across the street to avoid. But that's for those who fear, believe in live and let live, and want to avoid conflict, which is not always the better thing to do. For others who want the world a better place, an "attempted" correction is always in order. You can do it in one of two ways. Let's take a look at the first approach which is mild and smooth. I like this method when I'm short on time and don't want to waste too much of it. I call this the Mr. E 2 DaPoint approach. Just tell them "Yo, eating kaka is no good for you. It is gross and will make you sick. Food is the way it's supposed to work and 7-11 has plenty of it. " Very straight forward, cuts to the chase, offers simple obvious facts to prove a point, and even suggests a solution. But these are dinosaurs, who could care less, and they just growl back Grrrr!

So another way of dealing with them is a bit more sophisticated, and requires a bit of time and savviness. I like to call this, the Blanq Slate approach. Talk to them as if they don't know any better, perhaps know nothing at all. Even if it means you have to use examples, analogies, metaphors, or simple nursery rhymes to show them the errs of their way and of course, with "some reasoning. " But this only works if they were able to evolve. I often attempt this approach as well, but realize quickly, that I am working at levels beyond their understanding. Just because we share one Earth, doesn't mean we come from the same world. Not all the doorways that life has to offer can be opened by every just because it can breathe. Breathing does not equate to life. Think about that. Anyways, dinosaurs are what they are, because they refuse change and did not adapt. They are mindless, weak spirited, and truth, logic, and reality means little to them. So relax in knowing, without them, there is no you. All one has to do is throw in some condescending humor with the Blanq Slate approach, it shows that you are serious about them being entertainment for all to enjoy.

Then there, of course, is the Monkeypaw way of doing things. Buy them food, maybe some chocolate Fuddy Buddy bars, because Monkeypaw thinks talk is very cheap. Then throw it at them like ping pong balls at Go Go bar. The dinosaurs either get happy or mad, thankful or ungrateful, but eventually one or more amongst them, will pick up the message being sent. They have a single purpose in life, which is to eventually disappear, and nobody will ever know why. So for the time being, it is just entertainment because of their mindlessness. The less brain, the easier it is to lose control of emotions, and the reactions become apparent. Think of it as if you just said, without yelling, to a crowd, in a normal behind the keyboard voice, "Hey dumbass," but it wasn't directed to anyone specific. So what does it say about any of the folks who react, turn around, or reply back, "Where you talking to me?" It means you got one, that inner spirit of theirs knows it's being talked to, and wants to come out. Control their emotions, control their actions. Learn to do that and you will get to play them like pieces on a chess board.

Talk about eating shit. I watched the documentary about the billionaire anti virus inventor, John MacAfee. He sold out and moved to Belize. One of his desires that he did daily was to have his ladies sit in a webbed chair with a hole cut in it. He had them shit in his mouth. The ladies give testimony to this in the doc. Very interesting if you have an hour to spare. I think it was on Netflix or YouTube.

Proof that a genius can be as stupid as hell. I thought, as anyone would, that when the girls were talking about a hanging web chair it was the "Tijuana spinning basket job", we used to get when visiting Tijuana, and in Viet Nam. Each to his own I guess.

RL.

[Mr Enternational]

FWIW I have been reading about whether MP is for real or just an entertaining storyteller. Now I am leaning towards you being mostly real. This is the exact place (above Thermae) that I change my money. No lines, good rates & don't have to show ID. Have not tried dating the counter woman though, I mean you can just ask her out? I don't speak Thai so never tried it. Kudos to you man.

LOL. How are you leaning towards him being for real when other people like BB who have been posting for years have actually hung out with the guy? Of course he is fucking for real! Nobody that has hung out with him has accused him of not being for real.

[DelBosque]

Soi 6 talent is very high this week for soi 6. At 1000 baht there are many choices for everyone on a budget.

What do you get on soi 6 for 1000 Bth, shower + oil massage? Short time with one pop? .

[MonkeyPaw]

Pretend for a minute, that on your way to let's say Walking Street and you saw a group of dinosaurs huddled on the beach reenacting "2 Girls One Cup. " All they did was poo every where and passed it around to each other mouth by mouth. For most of us, seeing these drongos share their own crap for a meal, is first vomit, ignore, and then walk across the street to avoid. But that's for those who fear, believe in live and let live, and want to avoid conflict, which is not always the better thing to do. For others who want the world a better place, an "attempted" correction is always in order. You can do it in one of two ways. Let's take a look at the first approach which is mild and smooth. I like this method when I'm short on time and don't want to waste too much of it. I call this the Mr. E 2 DaPoint approach. Just tell them "Yo, eating kaka is no good for you. It is gross and will make you sick. Food is the way it's supposed to work and 7-11 has plenty of it. " Very straight forward, cuts to the chase, offers simple obvious facts to prove a point, and even suggests a solution. But these are dinosaurs, who could care less, and they just growl back Grrrr!

So another way of dealing with them is a bit more sophisticated, and requires a bit of time and savviness. I like to call this, the Blanq Slate approach. Talk to them as if they don't know any better, perhaps know nothing at all. Even if it means you have to use examples, analogies, metaphors, or simple nursery rhymes to show them the errs of their way and of course, with "some reasoning. " But this only works if they were able to evolve. I often attempt this approach as well, but realize quickly, that I am working at levels beyond their understanding. Just because we share one Earth, doesn't mean we come from the same world. Not all the doorways that life has to offer can be opened by every just because it can breathe. Breathing does not equate to life. Think about that. Anyways, dinosaurs are what they are, because they refuse change and did not adapt. They are mindless, weak spirited, and truth, logic, and reality means little to them. So relax in knowing, without them, there is no you. All one has to do is throw in some condescending humor with the Blanq Slate approach, it shows that you are serious about them being entertainment for all to enjoy.

Then there, of course, is the Monkeypaw way of doing things. Buy them food, maybe some chocolate Fuddy Buddy bars, because Monkeypaw thinks talk is very cheap. Then throw it at them like ping pong balls at Go Go bar. The dinosaurs either get happy or mad, thankful or ungrateful, but eventually one or more amongst them, will pick up the message being sent. They have a single purpose in life, which is to eventually disappear, and nobody will ever know why. So for the time being, it is just entertainment because of their mindlessness. The less brain, the easier it is to lose control of emotions, and the reactions become apparent. Think of it as if you just said, without yelling, to a crowd, in a normal behind the keyboard voice, "Hey dumbass," but it wasn't directed to anyone specific. So what does it say about any of the folks who react, turn around, or reply back, "Where you talking to me?" It means you got one, that inner spirit of theirs knows it's being talked to, and wants to come out. Control their emotions, control their actions. Learn to do that and you will get to play them like pieces on a chess board.

[SexIsLove]

Actually the best place that I know of is above Thermae, to the right of the open air restaurant, but only during daytime hours before 4 pm. They are closed Sundays. No ID required, better rates, plus an extra 1000 will get you her phone number and an appointment that evening. Or else you can just wait until the weekend late afternoons, when she works Soi 6 as well. Either way, 1000 gets you a happy birthday like it's your first one.

FWIW I have been reading about whether MP is for real or just an entertaining storyteller. Now I am leaning towards you being mostly real. This is the exact place (above Thermae) that I change my money. No lines, good rates & don't have to show ID. Have not tried dating the counter woman though, I mean you can just ask her out? I don't speak Thai so never tried it. Kudos to you man.

[Mogwai]

I agree too (shock shock). Thanks for the better view. Even her nose job looks pretty decent. LOL Rare I like the same girl as you, but an obvious class above the others. There seemed to a lot of fatties in the group shot. Still it is pretty normal for a bar to have just 1 or 2 really nice looking girls in amongst the "riff raff" and some bars have zero good looking girls.

How can you tell from only one and not really sharp picture that this girl had a nose job? You really have an obsession and see nose jobs everywhere LOL.
And where are the fatties? I see four girls that have some overweight but they are not fat IMO. Many girls in Pattaya are much fatter than these ones.
However I know you like them skinny.

[MonkeyPaw]

I agree too (shock shock). Thanks for the better view. Even her nose job looks pretty decent. LOL Rare I like the same girl as you, but an obvious class above the others.

Photo is recent. This is Lust bar. Imo 4th from the left with the silver shoes is the only nice one in that photo. I attached another photo of her. Lust has 2 pretty girls that I have yet to see their photos on the net. Still lots of overweight uglies as all soi 6 bars have. Imo the prettiest girl on soi 6 works at Lust. She was busy the other day with a Japanese guy or I would have grabbed her.

Man both of you guys have been doing this longer than I have and are older than me. She has a cute face and that's about it. You can tell she has had a kid from the photo and probably bad baby damage from the way her stomach sits and is shaped. I would guess a Cesarean sec. Plus there is no center cleavage which suggest she has no boobs whatsoever, and that's all padding in the bra. She's has nice long legs, but very skinny. Come on, tell me you can pick up on these clues? I pay attention to the details to the 9's. Call it Monkeypaw intuition. But for 1000, it's okay. If that girl knew about Thermae, she would be rich!

[Goatscrot]

They are all within a few baht of each other.

Actually all within a few satang of each other. Only worth traipsing around if you are going to exchange a bundle.