Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[MonkeyPaw]

I know you are only a pimp for the teddy bear. Does Teddy Bear Back them? Does teddy does tree-sums.

The teddy bear protects them from my bad behavior and antics. Like the snake in the bathroom.

[Nyezhov]

Mr. Paw,

I appreciate your posts, but numbers 4, 5 and 7 in my neck of the woods gets you 86 ed at the best and the shit kicked out of you at the worst. Just my 2 satangs.

[MonkeyPaw]

Not say that it is impossible to find attractive talent there. It could happen. I stand by my conclusion that in this instance you were just fucking with us...

To be able to "fuck" with others, means that person has power over others. A homeless man living on the streets cannot fuck with another person about where to find the best guest friendly hotels. A person with HIV cannot fuck with others about advice for best safe sex practices. A 3 year old cannot fuck with an adult about is Santa Claus real or not. You realize where this conversation is heading right? It goes back what I have always said. We all are playing in different worlds, at different levels, with different powers. Just like P4P, you can't fuck with those who aren't willing.

P.S. Natty gets my vote too. His reviews are better. Mine just have "a life" of their own.

[PedroMorales]

If you are referring to the girl in the story below. I wouldn't know. It's all made up. I only grabbed a girl from the streets who looked like the girl in the promo picture and fed her a homemade meatless spaghetti dinner in exchange for the pictures. Yes, I don't eat meat. That keeps me under a BMI of 21. But you have to admit, I can often find girls who somewhat resemble those pics.

I know you are only a pimp for the teddy bear. Does Teddy Bear Back them? Does teddy does tree-sums.

[Syzygies]

In addition, over the long term, a typical working girl has an order of magnitude more partners than an typical punter, even if he's unusually active.

In my opinion, given the higher risk of HIV for the women, this makes a man demanding BBFS from a sex worker selfish and borderline abusive. Sure, there's usually semi-informed consent, but regardless of that, condoms are such an exceedingly simple solution that reduce the risk to the girl from substantial to negligible.

Even if I'm fully capable of convincing someone to voluntarily cross the street blindfolded for money, should I really be doing that?

The guy's logic maybe that he is much less likely to have HIV than she is, since he was tested not long ago. This is true. She may not be being exposed to further risk. It's all those other guys she already did that were ambi-dextrous or drug users, etc.

Girls should say no to any type of weird guys, and better still see his recent test results, and charge him a lot of money and be sure of good birth control, etc.

I know I have put girls out of action temporarily due to uterus bruising not STDs, and I don't even pound at all. You could argue I am selfish to want to fuck girls at all, but it might be using too much imagination. Even kissing the girls can give her a bad cold or the flu. There are always risks of various types.

Even condoms can break and girl can get pregnant. That is more likely than giving her HIV.

[Franciscass]

If you have not, then I submit you are also among the climate change deniers and flat earth proponents in thinking you are doing enough to be safer by putting a condom in your pocket on the way out the door to monger.

ET,

With respect you're conflating a situation where condoms are not properly used with when they are properly used. Of course if for whatever reason a condom either malfunctions or is not used then the risks are no different than going BB. In those circumstances I agree with you, the precautions you take puts you in a better position. That said putting on a condom is simple, the girl usually has one or as lots of members do they bring their own. I agree with you they are never a 100% guarantee, you agree with me they are safer than no condom. So we agree? At least I think we agree.

[EihTooms]

But let's also admit the reality that unprotected sex is not as safe as protected sex.

To deny that is to join the climate change deniers, the flat earth society, those that tell you the guy sitting beside you in the go go is part of the vanguard from another galaxy and that MP is for real.

I don't think I have read anyone disagreeing about that and asserting unprotected sex is as safe as protected (condom) sex. I have only been asserting that there are definitely ways to go bareback and BE safer for the girl (and yourself) than relying only on the way condoms are applied all too often in the real world and not in pristine lab conditions.

So, since you are aware that being circumcised, getting a vasectomy, always having a recent negative blood check document and the other things you mentioned are known to reduce the risk of unplanned pregnancy and transmission of disease and, I would argue, will always be safer for both parties than meaning well but occasionally "forgetting" to put on a condom, being too drunk to put one on properly, having one slip off, break, tear or simply not be insisted upon by the girl crawling into bed with you, have you taken those measures to make sure you and the girl are as safe as you know you could be no matter what happens to or with a condom?

If you have not, then I submit you are also among the climate change deniers and flat earth proponents in thinking you are doing enough to be safer by putting a condom in your pocket on the way out the door to monger.

[Breadman]

But let's also admit the reality that unprotected sex is not as safe as protected sex.

To deny that is to join the climate change deniers

There are risks in both driving the car and sitting on the roof of the car. One is exciting and the risks do go up but sitting under that open sunroof let's in some of the danger. The safest alternative is to stay at home on abstinence Blvd. Climate change is like taking a hike in the woods, always pack up the shit you brought in with you. Please start taking those used condoms home with you.

[MonkeyPaw]

I used to visit your part of the world often and read about the runaways while searching for info about girls. Can't remember all of the details but it did make you famous nationally. Glad you joined us here at ISG. You will be internationally famous in no time if you are not already.

Do you remember how I used to post pics of the girls holding my favorite "I've beenMonkeypawed" sign? Those were the good ole days when I was just coming into my own. And I did that shit where prostitution was illegal and banned. It drew attention from everybody on the internet. Monkeypaw was able to turn normal "the girls next door" type into hot hookers. All the professionals seasoned female escorts in the USA got all angry and accused me of being a pimp. I was just bored and having fun. The escorts hated me, some refused to book me, so I would find my own newbies and UTR girls. Then I always shared. Funny as fuck, those days! That's why I keep telling folks here. When will they realize that having Monkeypaw as contributing member on their board is a a GOOD thing.

If anybody wonders what it means to "have been Monkeypawed," then here is a small list of some Monkeypaw antics.

1. If it's sprinkling rain on Walking Street, and a random stranger goes under your umbrella and walks with you. You are getting Monkeypawed.

2. Once inside a Go Go club, if you and your friends are unnecessarily hogging up seats, and a random stranger tells you with his hands to move closer together, so he can sit. Then you've just been Monkeypawed.

3. If the dancer whom you bought a drink for and are sitting with, is smiling, chatting, and filling the drink glass belonging to some random guy on the other side of her. You are getting Monkeypawed.

4. If you sitting with a draft beer mug, minding your own business, and a random customer across the club plays beer pong in your drink. And a ping pong ball has found its way in your mug. You've been Monkeypawed.

5. If you are sitting close to the stage, behaving creepily, and keep getting pounced on the back and side of your head with ping pong balls. You are getting Monkeypawed.

6. If you are a dancer and you hear the bell ring for "buy all ladies on stage a drink," and then you aren't given one by the waitress. You have been Monkeypawed.

7. When you are at a Go Go bar and the waitress brings you back your change from paying the bill. You count your change, decide to leave nothing. But then a random stranger snatches 40 baht from your hands and leaves it on the metal tray. You've been Monkeypawed.

8. If you are leaving the club with the girl you barfined, and on the way out, she smiles, winks, and touches some random guy. You've been Monkeypawed.

9. When you are having sex and hear her yell anything resembling Monkeypaw's real name, or heck, even if your hear an "Oh my God," you are getting Monkeypawed.

10. And lastly, if you find yourself constantly hiding behind a keyboard, always complaining, and trolling a targeted user, instead of going out and living life. You've been Monkeypawed. You are getting Monkeypawed. And you will be Monkeypawed, always.

I could keep going on and on. But mercy. Just keep in mind that should the spirit of Monkeypaw should be a way for living life, freely, and without fear from what others say or think. But to always know that deep down you are true blue and GOOD. That there is true freedom in this world of hell. Most who engage in P4 P on this board already have a bit of this spirit in them. We know that paying for pussy gives us more freedom, while the rest of the world lives in their fantasy land of marriage and relationships. Now those who understand this just step up a bit, and you will enter into Monkeypaw's world.

[PedroMorales]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ife-found.html

A report here of a British millionaire murdered by his Thai inlaws. Note how quickly their car was sold and sold again. Dangerous networks Mr Farang knows norhing about.

[Golfinho]

Just a few questions to ask all you doubters.

Do the waters part for you when you want to get to Koh Larn?
Does that bottle of cheap plonk turn to a Grand Cru when you open it?
Does that ugly fugly you bar fined last night turn into a beautiful girl after she has spent a night with you?
Do the satangs in the begging bowls of the unfortunates turn to gold when you pass you hand over them?
Do the people follow you up the mound to listen to you tell them how to up their game?
Can you buy three large double cheeseburgers and feed 500 people?

Then why do you want to question on this forum the power and the glory of the special one who can.

Do you find yourself magically transformed into an interesting person after sitting in the back of a plane all night?

[MonkeyPaw]

Are the boobs natural? How many hookers has Teddy Bear bonked now? Has he been tested?

If you are referring to the girl in the story below. I wouldn't know. It's all made up. I only grabbed a girl from the streets who looked like the girl in the promo picture and fed her a homemade meatless spaghetti dinner in exchange for the pictures. Yes, I don't eat meat. That keeps me under a BMI of 21. But you have to admit, I can often find girls who somewhat resemble those pics.

"A Story About Licking Leaking Lek".

Getting to fucking a Go Go bar girl is easy. Getting to fucking a hot Go Go bar girl is harder. Now getting to fuck hot Go Go bar girl while she is still wearing her dance or club outfit is the hardest. (Actually, there is one that is more difficult. Fucking a hot Go Go bar girl while "you" are wearing her dance outfit, might be impossible. But I rather not know). Now on with the story of Leaking Lek. It is rumored on somewhere on Walking Street is a girl who gets off on the pleasures of her own hands and is able to gush. She does this on request or just for the hell of it because she wants to. Many have gone in search of her hoping to quench their own thirst for the nectar that flows from her love mound. Because as legend tells it, there are powers, like eternal youth, gained from its consumption. This is a story in search of this mythical nymph named Lek. For those of you who honestly get bored of your own routine when it comes to sex. Variety is the spice of life, but sometimes even that gets boring, same routine with a different girl..

[Smoothy]

Please allow me to revise my judgement of the great Paw. Yup, almost every time you have provided a pic with the cum stained bear in it.

Except that the chick in the white shirt holding the teddy bear looks like a post op lady boy. It's not surprising that one gave a good BJ.

[Franciscass]

As so often happens on the forum there is a lot of tooing and froing on an issue yet when you boil it down there really aren't any fundamental differences.

So, I feel we can all agree that if you're circumcised, had a vasectomy, test regularly, wash before and after, check your partner for telltale signs and pray to your god before and after you are being more than responsible and careful in staying healthy.

I feel we can all agree wearing a condom is not an absolute guarantee nothing bad will happen. We all know somebody who always wore a condom but now has 18 grandchildren, somebody who always wore a condom but still contacted a rare virus, his dick shriveled up and disappeared and somebody who also always wore a condom and now goes around carrying his balls in a wheelbarrow.

We can all agree that what goes on between informed consenting adults in what they do and what risks they take is nobody's business but their own.

But let's also admit the reality that unprotected sex is not as safe as protected sex.

To deny that is to join the climate change deniers, the flat earth society, those that tell you the guy sitting beside you in the go go is part of the vanguard from another galaxy and that MP is for real.

[Crazy4Thai]

You got me. I know when I have been caught red handed in a lie. I have to admit, I have this sick obsession about browsing through various websites showing promo pics of hot girls and then making up fantasies about them. Sometimes I would go too far and try to find other random girls that look very similar to the ones on the promo websites, and take pictures. Just so I can make myself seem more credible. But you have to admit, I do a pretty good job at finding matches that somewhat resembles the website photos. The girl below doesn't quite look 100% like the actual girl in the promo website, but still pretty close. Wouldn't you agree? I've attached both pictures so folks can compare and to show you how hard I work at trying to find similar matches. I'm not perfect. Can't always get the girls to pose for pictures. So I can only do my best. Strangely, my best sure seems slightly, but not by much, better than most on here. There was a time when posted pics on my stories and reports would often showed the number of times they have been viewed. I can honestly say, I didn't click on my own photos 200 times, so apparently I do have an audience and following that knows how read and to enjoy. And for them, it's story time again. I will need a little bit of quiet and some attention please. SNIP

Please allow me to revise my judgement of the great Paw. Yup, almost every time you have provided a pic with the cum stained bear in it. Proof enough for me and I stand down. Mostly. The post that I was referring too is the one that took place at The Heidelberg Hotel. This post about VeeVee. http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...144&viewfull=1#post2136144.

I will not say that it is impossible to find attractive talent there. It could happen. I stand by my conclusion that in this instance you were just fucking with us rather than sharing valuable intel like you normally do. That place is Hag Central. As for the 2 pics attached, I see very high quality photography and no bear. So perhaps my peace flag is off white? You clearly are a photographer by profession or have missed your calling.
PS sometimes I would rather read your intel than the ever pervasive Theory of Mongering that fills these boards. But that is what happens when the Mongering Capital of the World has been trampled and written about for decades. Unfortunately we cannot all be Natty Bumpo, my vote for BM of The Year.