Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[EverythingThai]

I hate to bust your bubble, but bargirls always lie.

Even if it's 1300 and they are just showing up for work, they have slept with their Thai boyfriend, who they don't tell you about.

In reality, you can hope that they took a long shower before you see them.

I know they lie mate. I said its not full proof but its the best I have LOL.

[Mr Simp]

Well my post was about the above. Then you said this:

The above was about Simp's post not mine. You said "he" which was referring to Simp and not me.

Then I said this:



Then you said this lol.

So there you have it. I am officially confused and I better go drink now lol. I hate to do this but anyways just crack on mate. Please report something for us. Cheers..

This is where I go Ballistic.

1st you say don't ask how much I spent.

Then you say it doesn't take a lot to party like Vince Neil and Mick Mars.

Which one is it.

[Mr Simp]

Well my post was about the above. Then you said this:

The above was about Simp's post not mine. You said "he" which was referring to Simp and not me.

Then I said this:.

We like your Flexxing Bro.

[EverythingThai]

Sanity on Soi6.

Older Farang spotted a girl he liked. A few pleasantries and the number came in at 1,500 plus room.

Playpen. No it wasn't Baitoey.

How many drinks did he buy 40. Hahaha?

Or 1?

Or even lower than 1? Winner winner chicken dinner.

If he wants repeat he will get 1,500 again.

Once you pay $500 you can't go lower. It's the LAW.

Well my post was about the above. Then you said this:

His report had useful information for newbies to the scene in a far more readable format than the long ego driven MeMeMe bullshit we have been seeing recently.

The above was about Simp's post not mine. You said "he" which was referring to Simp and not me.

Then I said this:

The ignore button is just a click away mate. I have had plenty of Dms about my reports saying they are appreciated so I could care less what you think. Crack on mate and post content and read only what you want to read. Simple and easy right?

Then you said this lol.

Actually wasn't referring to you but you know what, I'll add you to the ignore list too.

So there you have it. I am officially confused and I better go drink now lol. I hate to do this but anyways just crack on mate. Please report something for us. Cheers.


Now let's get onto business. A few nights ago, I went to Republic and ran into a real hottie. I snagged the last VIP booth and she shared some of her professional type photos. I was enjoying my cigar while she was dancing in front of me and twerking. Then one of her friends shows up and we decide to go into Pin Up. I store my bottle and off we go, Pin Up was crowded as usual. I called for back up and my buddy shows up who knows the security guys. He snagged us a VIP table. Then my buddy, me and the two girls order a bottle of Jack and invite 2 dancers over. So now there are 4 girls. Six wracks of tequila are ordered for the two Pin up dancers and we have ourselves a little party. Tops come off and one set of bikini bottoms. The security guard has to stand guard in front so we don't get caught, earning a well deserved 2000 Baht tip. Once we finish the bottle of Jack, we are off to my buddies condo in Pratmanak, the six of us. All I can say is holly fuck!!! This night reminded me of the parties we used to have during covid when everything was shut. I actually miss those days. Don't ask me how much we spent. Let's just say all the girls went home happy and me and my friend were quite satisfied and well taken care of more than once. Love Pattaya! Here is a shot of the first girl I met in Republic from the pics she shared with me.

What is the point of my post you ? It is to let all you guys know that sometimes it's okay to party like a rock star in Pattaya. Not every night. Just sometimes. Mix it up. Don't analyze things like a fucking chemist. Go with the flow. Don't make any plans and shit like this can happen to you too. And it does not always require large sums of cash either.

Thanks for the props. I enjoy your content also my ISG Brother. You going to get Man Law 101 violators. Three time losers. All with little experience. We just have to keep having our good times and let the haters hate. I personally have never had a hater that was doing better than I was. We are men in the arena. Critics don't count. They don't even deserve replies.

I had to violate my policy in the Pattaya Reports thread for a quick minute to address a personal troll bringing his negativity from the Bangkok Reports thread here.

But I plan to quit that shit and get back to reporting on all of my activities sexual here and my mundane ones in the threads where it is appropriate. I am sure Bangkok is a nice place. Just hard for me to tell by reading the reports over there.

Dam straight!!! Looking forward to more of your posts mate.


Now I am off to soi 6 to meet a little cute in Mod bar. Peace out.

The photo below again, it's the republic girl.

[SubCmdr]

The ignore button is just a click away mate. I have had plenty of Dms about my reports saying they are appreciated so I could care less what you think. Crack on mate and post content and read only what you want to read. Simple and easy right?

Actually wasn't referring to you but you know what, I'll add you to the ignore list too.

Well look at this: NyeBoy going to add you to the ignore list. One guess to who he was actually referring to. Impossible to have someone on ignore and be responding / referring to their posts at all times.

[Explorer8939]

I don't know about you mate, but I wouldn't want to be number 4 or even number 2. For any girl I fuck, I make a point of making sure I am number 1 for their day. Sometimes I even ask about the day before. If I go to Soi 6 or a gents club, I always go at the start of their shifts, so 1 Pm or 3-4 Pm for soi 6. Sure it's not full proof if they had a LT and then headed to the bar, her work, directly from their customers place, but so far so good for me. Who wants to think of another punter's jizz being squirted into a pussy right before you fuck her. Not me. LOL.

I hate to bust your bubble, but bargirls always lie.

Even if it's 1300 and they are just showing up for work, they have slept with their Thai boyfriend, who they don't tell you about.

In reality, you can hope that they took a long shower before you see them.

[SubCmdr]

I have said Mr E and Sub are critical. They keep the ugly Muglies at Bay. We don't need them committing Crimes due to lack of income.

Your statement makes no sense to me whatsoever. Have you ever seen a prostitute I hired? No you have not. Are you stating for a fact that the prostitutes I hire are ugly or just giving your opinion?

Why are you being a PPP and picking up where Raj Raj left off? Where is your actual trip report with the price of the girl you hired to be your prostitute ST or LT? Because if you posted one I missed it. I know you did not travel all the way to Pattaya and never fucked anyone. It is ok, if you traveled to Pattaya with your wife or girlfriend and that is the only girl you fucked here. We want to hear that too. The Forum is about sharing information on having sex with girls. Do not be critic.

Lets get back to basics, the girls here have so many different looks I do not even know what a ugly Thai girl looks like. You certainly have not posted a picture of one. Lets take an examination of what a ugly girl is. There are no universal standards of beauty. If my friend thinks a girl is hot and I would not fuck her with is dick, does that mean that she is ugly.

Second, if you are attracted to a girl are they ugly to you? If you are attracted to ugly girls and can admit that to yourself, I am very proud of you my ISG Brother. But I would be willing to bet 3500 THB that if you find them attractive they are (to you). It is not important that they are not attractive to anyone else in this entire world. It is your dick and your money. Hire the prostitutes that you like at the price point you want to pay. I just don't give a fuck about what you are doing with your money or your dick.

A girl who quotes a price outside of my price range or higher than the price point I am looking at for that particular girl is ugly for my wallet really quick. My wallet controls things for me, not my dick.

Cash rules everything around me. - Wu-Tang Clan.

But I can tell you one thing, never in my entire life I have never looked down on a girl on her knees, with my BIG BLACK DICK in her mouth and thought: Damn, this girl is ugly! No my misguided ISG Brother, every girl is a 10 if they have my dick in their mouth!

[Nyezhov]

The ignore button is just a click away mate. I have had plenty of Dms about my reports saying they are appreciated so I could care less what you think. Crack on mate and post content and read only what you want to read. Simple and easy right?

Actually wasn't referring to you but you know what, I'll add you to the ignore list too.

[SubCmdr]

I post my experiences about what I do and that's it. If you think or anyone else thinks that 4000 Baht LT is going to be such an overpayment that they need to complain on a public forum about it, so be it. If one thinks that buying drinks is not good at a bar then who cares what you think. I would say to you kind sir to post a report about your experiences. All you do is post nonsense. With all due respect of course.

Body blow, body blow, right upper cut and the simp man hits the canvas like a sack of potatoes. Out for the ten count!

[SubCmdr]

The ignore button is just a click away mate. I have had plenty of Dms about my reports saying they are appreciated so I could care less what you think. Crack on mate and post content and read only what you want to read. Simple and easy right?

For most but not for not all. Nye Boy is truly a special case. Do not know if is a reading comprehension problem with him or cognitive issues. You are not the first person to give him advice on this mate. Rock headed or buffalo he just is not getting it. Personally I think he need more professional health care than just on his teeth. LOL!

This is so true guys. I learned long ago that it takes way too much energy to argue on internet forums. Just have thick skin and move on if you read something you don't like. I read tons of stuff on here I just ignore cause I don't care enough to respond.

Now I personally haven't come under Sub 'blast' yet but if he does blast me I'll just brush it off. I actually enjoy some of his posts but again I'm not on the receiving end of them.

[SubCmdr]

At least some of us are.

In true SubCmdr fashion, why didn't you throw an extra 500 Baht into the mix and have a threesome? Her friend was already there waiting and earning no money. I bet she would have joined in the fun. LOL.

Well, this was a girl I see regularly. She has never offered me a threesome. I will tell you that I have never had a transactional threesome that moved the needle on the hotness scale compared the to numerous threesomes I have had with girls where there were not being compensated. You know the kind that guys that are not professional tricks have. A bi girl turning out a straight girl is a thing to behold. Have been told by the straight girl at times to back off she was enjoying her one-on-one girl time so much. Those experiences for me have been off the chain.

If I am going to do a threesome in a transactional manner. I have to be with the first girl alone. Then the second girl alone. That way I see if they both do the same things. Also, I get to orgasm with them both. That is going to take two or three hours. Lastly I will only pay more than I would pay for an hourly rate. Everyone should know my numbers by now. I do not need the girls to be bi. But they don't need to both do all the things I like. I have not found the perfect set up here in Pattaya yet. But when I do I will most certainly pull the trigger.

By the way, I like your style mate. You post good content, you never debate about what others pay or opinions. You just role with it and post dam good content. Keep it up mate.

Thanks for the props. I enjoy your content also my ISG Brother. You going to get Man Law 101 violators. Three time losers. All with little experience. We just have to keep having our good times and let the haters hate. I personally have never had a hater that was doing better than I was. We are men in the arena. Critics don't count. They don't even deserve replies.

I had to violate my policy in the Pattaya Reports thread for a quick minute to address a personal troll bringing his negativity from the Bangkok Reports thread here.

But I plan to quit that shit and get back to reporting on all of my activities sexual here and my mundane ones in the threads where it is appropriate. I am sure Bangkok is a nice place. Just hard for me to tell by reading the reports over there.

Right now I just don't know why I need to leave 1000 THB Thai Friendly girls and massage girls that give you an excellent legitimate massage. Then really suck your dick good and let you cum in their mouth to roll up to Bangkok were the report is that the massage scene is on its death bed. Here it is alive a well. By walk up or appointment. Guys who think my price point only contain ugly girls have simply decided to pay 50% - 100% more than I do for pussy. I do not have a problem with guys who do that. Their dick and their money. But if they are going to claim superiority then they need to get the fuck out of here. I like your style mate! If I had money like that I would ball out too. But I am balling on a budget. But with unlimited time. I do not have a count down timer. You and I are not writing comments based on what others are doing. We are only commenting on those who feel the need to make contribution because they are pining away waiting for their next trip to Thailand.

Maybe some day in the future I'll goto Bangkok. I am a "good enough" person. I do not need to run around Thailand or the world for that matter seeking the best pussy experience in the world. If I go, I'll certainly post a report in the same fashion as I do here. To jeers from cacophony of characters from the peanut gallery I'm sure.

The two girls you posted pictures of: three alarm fires right there. Can someone please call 911! 555.

[EverythingThai]

His report had useful information for newbies to the scene in a far more readable format than the long ego driven MeMeMe bullshit we have been seeing recently.

The ignore button is just a click away mate. I have had plenty of Dms about my reports saying they are appreciated so I could care less what you think. Crack on mate and post content and read only what you want to read. Simple and easy right?

[SubCmdr]

His report had useful information for newbies to the scene in a far more readable format than the long ego driven MeMeMe bullshit we have been seeing recently.

Actually it didn't. Anybody who reads the Pattaya Reports thread in depth (even if they are new) should know that the no drink game has been in play for a while. If you have failed to RTFF enjoy the post detailing the no drink game by a Pattaya Vet:

I am going to fuck with you now. So much game that you said do you want a drink? Do you want another drink? Do want want a third drink? Do you want one more drink? When you could have just walked in and simply told her we go short time and learned off the bat not to buy drinks and get yourself riled up just to be told no.

So, please tell me again why you think a report that spends most of the time making fun of how someone else has decided to have their fun is informative?

Drinks are 150 Baht for ladies and they get 50 baht for each drink in commission. She is not going to get rich from the 2000 Baht in commission and the 4000 Bhat I gave her. That's only 6000 Baht. Yes the 40 drinks will also influence her salary after the 10 days, but who cares. If someone like you thinks that she got 6000 Baht and that's way too much. That's your opinion, but 6 K LT is not such an outrageous rate to pay for a girl like her unless you are an old timer who still thinks all prices should never rise, inflation only counts for the buyer and not the seller, and every girl is just a hole to stick your dick in and whether she is a 4 or a 10 the rates should be the same.

This is quality reporting! Please keep it up my ISG Brother. The Bangkok boys need to keep their seriousness and negativity in the Bangkok Reports thread where it belongs.

Man Law 101: No man ought to be telling another grown man how to spend his hard earned money or who to fuck.

The men of Pattaya are having fun. We are having a lot of it. We realize that we cannot take it with us. So, we are having fun with it while we are still alive. Can I get a witness?.

[Nyezhov]

I wonder what would happen if the Soi 6 bar customers only bought 1 lady drink or no lady drinks? Hmmm. Do you think those bars would even exist? I think there would be no Soi 6 then. Maybe you need to post a report instead of posting about others who buy drinks. Post a report for once. Something useful for people to read. Is it possible? Next report CC. While you walk up and down Soi 6 looking for a girl to Cheap Charlie out on, I will be having fun drinking with the girls and when I want to pay 1500 and not drink, I will order delivery to my room from TF Next........I don't go to bars not to drink or not to buy drinks. Duh!!

Now let me educate you for a second. The definition of a bar is" An establishment where alcohol and sometimes other refreshments are served."

School is out now my little student. Run along now my little one. Mommy is calling you for dinner lol.


One last point. While you are dreaming about Pattaya in your mother's basement, I will be out fucking girls like these in Pattaya. Now be a good boy and run along now. 55555

His report had useful information for newbies to the scene in a far more readable format than the long ego driven MeMeMe bullshit we have been seeing recently.

[SubCmdr]

I wonder what would happen if the Soi 6 bar customers only bought 1 lady drink or no lady drinks? Hmmm. Do you think those bars would exist? Maybe you need to post a report instead of posting about others who buy drinks. Post a report for once. Something useful for people to read. Is it possible? Next report CC. While you walk up and down Soi 6 looking for a girl and Cheap Charlie out on, I will be having fun drinking with the girls and when I want to pay 1500 and not drink, I will order delivery to my room from TF Next........

Way to go hard in the paint against a lame mother fucker putting up weak ass shit! You rejected it as it should be rejected. Then took the defensive block, went full court and slammed the dunk in his face! Oh, that was nasty!.