Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[EihTooms]

They would sooner starve than take a farang. Or maybe they have ex punters sending money by western union every month is my guess.

See, I believe they will and do take Farangs, as long as they aren't stuck in the position if walking away with one in front of too many fellow Thermae witnesses. It is only a matter of timing.

Whether or not the best lookers would ever deliver the kind of True GFE/Real Sex that I would consider worth the time and money even if they did walk away with a Farang, the easy part, is a different matter. My experience suggests they'd sooner starve than do that.

[DeliBelly]

Mr. E is right. In the past, I paid over 8000 including barfine and drinks for this girl Pang that worked What's Up and Pin Up (most recent). XXL got her for 1500 baht plus shrimp fried rice. So I have to eat my own words. The devil is definitely in the details. Not sure is she qualifies as a 10 or a 1. But if you are wondering how dry it is in Pattaya, Pang is a good example of what 1500 baht can get you when you feed the right person.

Any TF link to share or more pics to justify.

[Berrys66]

Walking by the closed and darkened Thermae around 8pm the other night, I saw there were at least 20 real female Thermae FL types standing outside hoping to nab a passerby customer.

And, true to Thermae's more recent tradition, the small handful of best looking girls in the gathering (yep, there were some lookers) gave this farang, me, the cold shoulder and could not be bothered to so much as turn their unmasked face in my direction to smile, reply to my passing "sawatdee khrup" or indicate the least bit of interest in me taking them. LOL.

Mind you, I am talking about an otherwise nearly empty and dark Sukhumvit Road, practically devoid of potential customers OTHER than me. And maybe only one old Asian guy with a shopping bag hurrying home on the other side of the road.

They would sooner starve than take a farang. Or maybe they have ex punters sending money by western union every month is my guess.

[MonkeyPaw]

Only 3000, so I did save 2000 from the previous that disappeared. Hopefully, this one is not too questionable. This online TF and a Tinder thing sure is an adventure. I don't see how you guys do it. The GoGo bars were so easy as they did all the filtering for me.

[MonkeyPaw]

Doesn't look like a hot woman to me. Looks like a man. The big head, big feet, and the broad shoulders.

Although this appears to be a very hot woman, this really looks like she was born a man to me. Look closely at the face. The best looking Asian I ever met was a LB. That was in the 1980's, however. In Siam, everyone can be fooled and be fooled more than once.

I guess I'll never find out. The questionable chick magically disappeared or has blocked me. She was in Surin and was going to be in BKK same time I have to run to the embassy this end of this week. So 5000 back into the boom boom fund. I did find a plan be. But yeah, can you guys find out if she has blocked me or just disappeared? Can't find her anymore. It could be all divine intervention, angels watching over me so I don't get another bait and switch. Here she is little Ms. Tricksy again.

[EihTooms]

Unfortunately, at times ISG is totally devoid of compassion for those that do post of poor sessions for the benefit of others. I've read of guys basically being called idiots and belittled fairly heavily. Often this is done by guys that clearly haven't seen the outside of mom's basement let alone the multitude of trips that they purport to have taken.

Because of this, it's not surprising that guys are reluctant to post negative experiences and others embellish their less than truthful accounts.

Enjoy. G.

Bingo!

Actually, I have read many Field Reports on this, the Pattaya and Bangkok threads that sure sound to me like it was either a full on scam or a session so bad I would have aborted the mission in 10 minutes and moved on. But then I'll be damned if they don't end with the poster proclaiming it was a "real GFE", "I was ok with it" or something of the kind.

[Mr Enternational]

Although this appears to be a very hot woman, this really looks like she was born a man to me.

Doesn't look like a hot woman to me. Looks like a man. The big head, big feet, and the broad shoulders.

[Slowalk]

Am I missing something?

Although this appears to be a very hot woman, this really looks like she was born a man to me. Look closely at the face. The best looking Asian I ever met was a LB. That was in the 1980's, however. In Siam, everyone can be fooled and be fooled more than once.

[Goferring]

Also wonder why not so many ISGers post about scams and alerts. As if all experiences are fantastic and we are just in Pussy Utopia where nothing bad or weird ever happens.

Unfortunately, at times ISG is totally devoid of compassion for those that do post of poor sessions for the benefit of others. I've read of guys basically being called idiots and belittled fairly heavily. Often this is done by guys that clearly haven't seen the outside of mom's basement let alone the multitude of trips that they purport to have taken.

Because of this, it's not surprising that guys are reluctant to post negative experiences and others embellish their less than truthful accounts.

Enjoy. G.

[Goferring]

Because in all these years I can count my negative experiences on one hand.

I've had a few sessions that were so bad that they were comical. How are they counted?

Most / all involved the girl ingesting some magical pixie dust in the bathroom moments before the fun began.

Enjoy. G.

[Mr Enternational]

This was my point the other day. Guys hardly ever post about negative experiences. Even when things go relatively well weird shit happens on a Thai "date".

Because in all these years I can count my negative experiences on one hand. There are actually only 2 that I can think of. One was years ago when the chick did not want to get in the shower and putting her dirty ass feet in my bed. She ended up karate kicking my TV and I choked the shit out of her and threw her out nekkit and her clothes behind her.

Another was when I brought a chick home and she started praying before walking into the door. Then once in she did more praying, then she did not want to take off her clothes and get to fucking. She only wanted to do more praying. So I kicked her out.

Don't know if you want to count the chick I met at the disco that was jumping on my bed and spraying my cologne on her armpits as if it was deodorant. I ended up getting her again (think I met her online the second time), not realizing it was her crazy ass. When she came over I saw the $ signs on the back of her legs and remembered. I did not let her in, instead making an excuse that I had to go somewhere. I left on my motorbike and when I passed by 20 minutes later she was still waiting outside, so I think I went to Soi 6 or something passing enough time when she was sure to be gone. Other than those times everything has run smoothly for me in the 15 years that I have been coming to Thailand.

[Mr Enternational]

Why are these Soi 6 bar girls are charging 1300-1500? When the bars were opened, it was 1000 for ST with them plus 300 or 400 for the room and a couple drinks maybe. Now that they've moved online, most of them are charging more than the 1000 baht they used to get.

Because most of the guys that get them are not even as smart as they are. Their thinking is that in the bar the guy is paying 1000 + 300 or 400. So outside of the bar he has no problem paying the same, plus transportation. It is their lucky time, because they can pocket their portion and the bar's usual portion. Most guys seem to think this is good too. My thinking is totally different and I am not afraid to straighten them out.

For instance I met a massage chick online. She said she would come over for 300 baht per hour. Being as smart as I am, I broke it down to her. If I go get a massage at your shop how much would it cost? 200 baht. And what happens with that 200 baht? The owner gets 100 baht and I get 100 baht. So why would I give you 300 baht to come here? I will give you the same 200 baht as I would at the shop and you get to keep all of it. She agreed. She is still getting 100 baht more than she would have in the shop. The second time she tried to get a little slick and said 300 baht again. I told her that I give her 200 remember. Since then we have not had to even discuss it.

When dealing with a Soi 6 chick I give them all 1000 LT anyway just like everybody else. When I am on Soi 6 I will give them 700ST so that my total with the room is 1000.

[Allover]

Met a girl online and she threw out 800 baht to fuck her in her room at Arcadia Beach Resort. She waits to you arrive, ask to buy stuff.

Arcadia Beach "Resort" is available on Agoda for $US 7. 00. Even if the room was spotless it probably wouldn't have looked great.

[MonkeyPaw]

2000 B and Monkey Paw is wondering if he overpaid! I guess Mr E has a positive influence on you.

This was the longest continuous stay that I've ever done in Thailand. Clearly I have no life outside of trying to hunt and fuck Thai girls which I kept telling folks. I'm not a retiree in Thailand but a jobless monger. I got so excited the other day when a Thai girl I am fucking, showed me how to operate the water filter machine (instructions in Thai) in the small alley near to Centra Hotel leading to Buakhao. All these years I've been spending 40 baht for 6 L 7-11 jugs of water. Now I can refill them for 6 baht. Amazing. Just in case people didn't know. It's this simple and saves me 300 plus baht a month.

1. Green light on means it's in service. Red light means it's not.

2. Put the jug or bottle underneath the nozzle.

3. 1 baht per L. A normal large jug from 7-11 is 6 L.

4. Insert coin 1, 2, 5, and 10 accepted.

5. The green button is start and to stop water filling.

6. Any remaining money balance goes to the next person, so know your jug size.

[Banana Boi]

Also wonder why not so many ISGers post about scams and alerts. As if all experiences are fantastic and we are just in Pussy Utopia where nothing bad or weird ever happens.

This was my point the other day. Guys hardly ever post about negative experiences.

Even when things go relatively well weird shit happens on a Thai "date".

Why are these Soi 6 bar girls are charging 1300-1500? When the bars were opened, it was 1000 for ST with them plus 300 or 400 for the room and a couple drinks maybe. Now that they've moved online, most of them are charging more than the 1000 baht they used to get. I notice that some have a discrepancy on their English skills from TF, LINE, up to when they meet you in person and can't understand a word you say. Me thinks that it's beginning to look a lot like Vietnam online girls with pimps, mamasans, managers and farang boyfriends or whatever making the bookings. XXL mentioned seeing a guy driving his girl around from appointment to appointment all day. Anyways Sky Indy, typically Soi 6 girl working on ThaiFriendly with typical Soi 6 experience. BBBJ with CIM finish. Paid 1300. Pics are accurate.

Very perceptive. Guess Soi 6 bar managers are still working arranging appointments for their girls.