Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[MonkeyPaw]

I find the girls' names interesting too if that is their real TF handle.

You are absolutely keen and correct. So many weird connections and epiphanies come my way in my life when I look back. The other day my hunting stops went on this pathway.

1. First stop Kelaya 66. Afternoon was spent on Soi 6 and Kelaya 66 Bar. It's a karaoke bar with a bit above average girls and higher drink prices than most Soi 6 bars. But the atmosphere is more like a gentleman's club with lots of fun games.

2. Then came "O" (Oochi). Early evening, got a message from a girl named "O," which is short for Oochi. "O" used to work Sapphire and now makes her money off ThaiFriendly. "O" wanted my opinion with a new tattoo. Ironically, both her and I are "cancers" in astrology and she was showing me a few options she was interested in. The chat ended up with talk about 69 ing and "O" ended meeting me in my room for a quick ST 69 and fuck for 1500. Funny thing is that I had my music on and when I unloaded, a Tekashi song was on the radio. Care to guess which? (Hint Billboard #1 in June with Nicky).

3. Dessert at Mr. 99. When we were done banging. We hit up Mr. 99 Seafood on Beach Road for some mango sticky rice with coconut ice cream. Strangely enough, is where I found Beach Road babe named Ning, to which I reviewed a long time ago. This thread was started because of Ning. Just a blast from the past.

Later that night, I went to stalk a hot Thai babe who works at the Top Charoen near Subway on Buakhao. That sign still trips me out every time I look at it. Then I end up on Walking Street, where I met another ISG member, BaliMassage at Pin Up. The latest update is not very good. Bliss is closed. Girls moved to Palace (which is less than 40 girls total each night). Annabelle closed. Girls moved to Windmill. Drink prices are expensive as fuck there. Pacha closed. Girls moved to Fahrenheit. I am still waiting for Palace and Fahrenheit to merge. It will give Pin Up, 100 plus girls nightly, some competition. Both clubs will have over 100 girls and can go "nuclear" option on each other. Meaning they work no hold barred for tips and lap dances like Windmill. Mad Max shit.

Mamasans all asked me when will airports open up. I explained to them the same as I have been preaching to everybody. Thailand is being told what they can and cannot do by the countries in the world with more power and leverage. Few Thais will understand this as they are so prideful about their people and their country. But Thailand is not in control of their own fate and economy. They just need to spin it in a way that their own people won't realize the truth. So when will all this return to like it was before the pandemic? So as your name suggest. It's Allover. This is the end of days and I can hear the clock. Tik Tok Tik Tok. Monkeypaw thinks there is probably a better chance of an alien invasion than everything returning to days past.

[MonkeyPaw]

If a pic is worth a 1000 words, then a video is worth countless more. Jealousy is what makes that silence "golden".

"Number 6 may be considered not only a symbol of a man, but also a symbol of a man-animal. Number 6 is also used as a symbol of sin and imperfection".

"The number 9 is a symbol of completeness of God and also a symbol of finality". So where is the evil in 69?

Yesterday, I was getting my sunglasses fixed at Top Charoen. Their company logo gave me a great idea. Been in Pattaya almost 5 months straight, ThaiFriendly has offered me the best hunting for new talent. However the Paw is getting bored. So having already fucked 67 girls from ThaiFriendly, Monkeypaw is going after these last two chicks and then cancel the ThaiFriendly subscription. I will try to get them to meet for a threesome by paying them extra, instead of 1500, maybe 2500 each. And then, offer another 500 each for them to 69 each other. My final ThaiFriendly number will be 69 girls with the last two, doing 69. This is the shit legends are made of. Am I legendary?

Somebody ask about this today. The numbers 6 and 9 is not yin yang in balance and harmony. The rotation of 69 is counter clockwise. Yin and yang is clockwise like (p) and (d) with curved tails. Both are Taichi symbols representing different stages of energy and life. But let's start from the beginning to where we are now today. It's called the building and storing phase of life. I like to call it "hell" and "chaos. " Doesn't the world seem that way? What if this thing you guys call "life" really wasn't life? And all along, this life up to this point in time was hell? This thing called COVID-19, disease, and inequality has been around since the beginning of time all over the world. I just that the inequities makes it less effective on certain groups. So as we are in a "pause" in life, what is the teaching moment here and now?

[Allover]

If a pic is worth a 1000 words, then a video is worth countless more. Jealousy is what makes that silence "golden".

"Number 6 may be considered not only a symbol of a man, but also a symbol of a man-animal. Number 6 is also used as a symbol of sin and imperfection".

"The number 9 is a symbol of completeness of God and also a symbol of finality". So where is the evil in 69?

Yesterday, I was getting my sunglasses fixed at Top Charoen. Their company logo gave me a great idea. Been in Pattaya almost 5 months straight, ThaiFriendly has offered me the best hunting for new talent. However the Paw is getting bored. So having already fucked 67 girls from ThaiFriendly, Monkeypaw is going after these last two chicks and then cancel the ThaiFriendly subscription. I will try to get them to meet for a threesome by paying them extra, instead of 1500, maybe 2500 each. And then, offer another 500 each for them to 69 each other. My final ThaiFriendly number will be 69 girls with the last two, doing 69. This is the shit legends are made of. Am I legendary?

I find the girls' names interesting too if that is their real TF handle.

[MonkeyPaw]

Why are you posting photos of sexy Thai girls in this period of covid prevalence when guys can't go to Thailand? How many negative descriptions of your girls would it take for you to realize that you are making these guys jealous.

If a pic is worth a 1000 words, then a video is worth countless more. Jealousy is what makes that silence "golden".

"Number 6 may be considered not only a symbol of a man, but also a symbol of a man-animal. Number 6 is also used as a symbol of sin and imperfection".

"The number 9 is a symbol of completeness of God and also a symbol of finality". So where is the evil in 69?

Yesterday, I was getting my sunglasses fixed at Top Charoen. Their company logo gave me a great idea. Been in Pattaya almost 5 months straight, ThaiFriendly has offered me the best hunting for new talent. However the Paw is getting bored. So having already fucked 67 girls from ThaiFriendly, Monkeypaw is going after these last two chicks and then cancel the ThaiFriendly subscription. I will try to get them to meet for a threesome by paying them extra, instead of 1500, maybe 2500 each. And then, offer another 500 each for them to 69 each other. My final ThaiFriendly number will be 69 girls with the last two, doing 69. This is the shit legends are made of. Am I legendary?

[MonkeyPaw]

I recognize the Happy girl. I like her.

She works a different Go Go now, though I had her LINE contact via different method. She asked where I was from and I replied HK. She the proceeded to show up and have a session with me with her "make up" done to appease Koreans or Japanese which I do not like. I preferred her as in the pics. Thai girls don't realize that some of them have a certain appeal looking like the Thais on TV. No need to step across the border to copycat other Asian countries. Boobs are huge though.

[Banana Boi]

I recognize the Happy girl. I like her.

[MonkeyPaw]

She used to work Happy and it made her happy.

Now Happy is closed and she is sad.

Club Monkeypaw is open and it made her glad.

Bounce bounce a long time those tig ole bitties took.

As Monkeypaw pounded away and gave her the double fish hook.

I am glad to share my artistic side to my fellow followers for the end of the world. They're coming.

[MonkeyPaw]

MP,

A bit of perspective. The last numbers I saw the Thais had repatriated about 46,000 citizens of which only around 0. 5% had tested positive. Only returnees with symptoms are tested on arrival. Most are tested in quarantine about 3 days after arrival so that if they have been exposed there has been time for the virus to incubate. A lot of these positives are from people who display no symptoms. The time lag between exposure to the virus and it incubating to a detectable level can sometimes be quite long. Hence the 14 days quarantine.

I just get so confused with all the data that is put out there from country to country. I honestly think the only numbers that count are the hospitalizations, rate of hospitalizations, and deaths. Thailand has very few of these. Maybe because something "lucky" is here. Maybe its me and this light that I carry with me. Oh well, let me keep enjoying my piece of paradise. 555.

[MonkeyPaw]

What will happen when they take away fishing? This is how you will have to hook, line, and sinker. Great way to catch those pesky trolls too.

One, Two, Three, Four, Five.

Once I caught a fish alive.

Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten.

Then I threw him back again.

Why did you let him go?

Because he bit my finger so.

Which finger did he bite?

This little finger on my right.

[GettingFedUp]

Thailand and Vietnam cases are all imported as they say. I wonder if the airplane trip itself triggers anything to have these people returning all testing positive and symptomatic? Why would they be allowed to exit a country and board an airplane with others if they were sick? And after they land, somehow test positive on arrival. Countries blaming each other. Even I'm getting quite confused about this virus. Must be the end of the world.

MP,

A bit of perspective. The last numbers I saw the Thais had repatriated about 46,000 citizens of which only around 0. 5% had tested positive. Only returnees with symptoms are tested on arrival. Most are tested in quarantine about 3 days after arrival so that if they have been exposed there has been time for the virus to incubate. A lot of these positives are from people who display no symptoms. The time lag between exposure to the virus and it incubating to a detectable level can sometimes be quite long. Hence the 14 days quarantine.

[GettingFedUp]

Some brits in the early covid days were at deaths door with covid but the Thai press has deleted the storys on their sites as they were worried about tourists.

The Thai press still has the story https://www.bangkokpost.com/thailand...re-extradition .

Mr Rumble did not have Covid. https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-...shire-51573339 "Mark Rumble was one of two inmates at HMP Bullingdon in Oxfordshire held in isolation earlier this month. The pair later tested negative for the illness. ".

What Mr Rumble does have is a sentence of 10 years and 8 months.

[Mr Enternational]

In your friend's case what you think maybe he did too strange or to throw them off?

She might have thought his dick was too big.

American guys of asian ethnicity have probably never heard mama's line "she only go with asian man". I've heard it a hundred times in both BKK and Pattaya. I always buy mama a drink when I enter a place I haven't been long enough they won't remember me. Of course she sits next to me and as I ask about the girls I hear this line again and again. No need to even ask the hottest girls. They only go with asian man.

A couple times the mama drink paid off and she told the girl (probably a newbie) she had to go with me LOL. Ended well those times too.

Fuck what that lady is saying. You never know how the girl will feel that day. You might strike some curiosity button in her and she decides she wants to go with you. If a chick does not like or want me then I would have to hear it from the horse's mouth, not some mf across the room that has not even asked. I have fucked plenty of normal women that probably thought they would never fuck me, but once we got to talking and shit things took a turn.

[DanCee]

Some brits in the early covid days were at deaths door with covid but the Thai press has deleted the storys on their sites as they were worried about tourists.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ronavirus.html

He was fine when he left us! Thailand's health ministry insists British 'drug dealer' who collapsed in HMP Bullingdon 'with coronavirus' was definitely 'fit to travel' when he was transferred to the UK from a Thai jail.

Mark Rumble, 31, was extradited back to the UK from Thailand on January 27.

He reportedly collapsed in his cell at HMP Bullingdon, near Bicester on Monday.

Rumble was reportedly sent back to the UK to face class A drug supply charges.

He and two other prison inmates are now being tested for the killer coronavirus.

Coronavirus symptoms: what are they and should you see a doctor?

Weird post out of the blue. Wrong too. Not surprising given the sensationalist tabloid source.

This guy tested negative for Covid as seen here https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-...shire-51962699.

It was thought he played up the Covid story for sympathy and preferential treatment at the time of his extradition and arrival in UK prison.

[MonkeyPaw]

In your friend's case what you think maybe he did too strange or to throw them off?

American guys of asian ethnicity have probably never heard mama's line "she only go with asian man". I've heard it a hundred times in both BKK and Pattaya. I always buy mama a drink when I enter a place I haven't been long enough they won't remember me. Of course she sits next to me and as I ask about the girls I hear this line again and again. No need to even ask the hottest girls. They only go with asian man.

A couple times the mama drink paid off and she told the girl (probably a newbie) she had to go with me LOL. Ended well those times too.

I appreciate all your reports Monkeypaw. Always interesting and informative but mostly entertaining.

When you are in the profession of fucking guys or girls after just knowing them 15-30 minutes, you develop a skill to weed out the crazies. True or false? The risk is just not worth the money. Same with guys who pay for sex. In my earlier mongering days, I could not peep out head cases when it came to girls, therefore there was a few drama cases with instances of the crazy hooker. I got better over time. Those minutes spent with a new girl when buying a drink is like an interview. If you fail it, more than likely it's pointless to keep trying. Let's say you call down a girl and buy her a drink. Up close and personal, she is not what you expect or you see flaws or maybe she seems like a loose cannon. After that drink, you don't buy more. She keeps coming back every time she sees you because the message is not clear. Those are the ones who I avoid. So I have no idea why the girl he liked turned him down. She was upper talent, so her people reading skills and intuition are probably very good. Better way of saying this is "there are creepy ass mf (s) up in a club. " Don't ever get the label or jacket placed on you by the girls. They will talk and your reputation will supersede you every time you enter the club. That's why I don't buy the notion that a guy with any brain will let be known to a girl that he seeks and wants only BBFS, with discussion taking place in the club. Makes no sense. All it takes is one girl to say "no," walk over to her girl friends and point at that creep who just try to negotiate BBFS and the jacket is then placed on him. To this day, I think guys who preach openly to ask for BBFS up front have a hidden agenda. Save that shit for inside the room, not the bar.

P.S. I was sitting with one of the mamasans from Pin Up last night. They did the ritual where the girl walks around naked throwing water everywhere while bells and tins where clanking for 5 minutes. I asked what they prayed for? She said for the Asian tourists to come back. The expat group here just ain't cutting it. My own bill was 1000 baht in drinks, but gave 1 to her and 1 to my waitress. The girls are Pin Up are bewildered. They see me every day, spend about 1000, but only bought 1 girl a drink. I'll write a report on Pin Up soon. But the girls are catching on. There is no money to be made and it's the end of the world.

[Lucky Nuts]

P.S. : Remember, it may have nothing to with looks or age, but rather they thought a customer was just too strange or threw off.

In your friend's case what you think maybe he did too strange or to throw them off?

American guys of asian ethnicity have probably never heard mama's line "she only go with asian man". I've heard it a hundred times in both BKK and Pattaya. I always buy mama a drink when I enter a place I haven't been long enough they won't remember me. Of course she sits next to me and as I ask about the girls I hear this line again and again. No need to even ask the hottest girls. They only go with asian man.

A couple times the mama drink paid off and she told the girl (probably a newbie) she had to go with me LOL. Ended well those times too.

I appreciate all your reports Monkeypaw. Always interesting and informative but mostly entertaining.