Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[Nyezhov]

Funny, John Nyezhov Holmes you are the one shooting your insecure mouth off as to you size I'm not the insecuure one doing all the big bragging.

Maybe you do got a big dick but obvious the man didn't give you much else above the waist. Your doing the bragging I don't need a bent dick MF picture then say it is mines I'm not that insecure and little as you.

I just thought everyone could have a good laugh the last time a dick posted his dick the laughs went on for days after it was pointed out not as big as bragged bent and even had warts on it shaft.

Go ahead big mouth show us what you got otherwise you just blowing smoke showinghow small of a man you really are! LOL.

I was going to continue having fun with you but you are way to angry over some issue in your life Little Boy.

[LittleBigMan]

You really want to gaze upon the godlike pillar of manliness? Different angles? Backgrounds? Green screen so you can photoshop it on your own body and be a hit on Thai Friendly?

Get a sense of the absurd, Little Big Boy LOL, life is too short.

Funny, John Nyezhov Holmes you are the one shooting your insecure mouth off as to you size I'm not the insecuure one doing all the big bragging.

Maybe you do got a big dick but obvious the man didn't give you much else above the waist. Your doing the bragging I don't need a bent dick MF picture then say it is mines I'm not that insecure and little as you.

I just thought everyone could have a good laugh the last time a dick posted his dick the laughs went on for days after it was pointed out not as big as bragged bent and even had warts on it shaft.

Go ahead big mouth show us what you got otherwise you just blowing smoke showinghow small of a man you really are! LOL.

[Explorer8939]

May I ask? Why do you even fucking care?

You seem to be really worried about what other men are doing with their money and their dick. When it is actually no concern of yours. Everyone here knows that it is not your girl, it is your turn. If a guy choose to send money when he is not here and not getting sex from a girl, that is his business. What is even more curious is why you continue to disrespect the readers of this forum with your dribble. You do not think they are smart enough to make their own decisions about what they do with their money. SMH.

Nope.

Lonely guys who send money for nothing to bargirls fuck it up for everyone else. The last thing we need are losers who create an incentive for bargirls to go home and give cash to their Thai boyfriend.

[SubCmdr]

May I ask? Why do you even fucking care?

You seem to be really worried about what other men are doing with their money and their dick. When it is actually no concern of yours. Everyone here knows that it is not your girl, it is your turn. If a guy choose to send money when he is not here and not getting sex from a girl, that is his business. What is even more curious is why you continue to disrespect the readers of this forum with your dribble. You do not think they are smart enough to make their own decisions about what they do with their money. SMH.

A bargirl just posted her birthday announcement on Facebook. And her bank account QR code on her Facebook, so lonely guys can send her money directly.

I guess her boyfriend needs money.

Anyone who wants to send her money, I will send you her QR code. Yeah, some guys will want to do that.

[Nyezhov]

What is silly is your stupid cracker jack remark. If so proud and true as indicated POST A PHOTO OF YOUR LIGHTHOUSE! OTHERWISE, IT IS NOTHING BUT HOT AIR KEEP BLOWING MAYBE YOUR DREAM WILL COME TRUE LOL!

You really want to gaze upon the godlike pillar of manliness? Different angles? Backgrounds? Green screen so you can photoshop it on your own body and be a hit on Thai Friendly?

Get a sense of the absurd, Little Big Boy LOL, life is too short.

[LittleBigMan]

Its not the size, its the overall proportions and aesthetic value. Mine, for example, unlike you guys, would be considered by most to be enormous. Yet at the same time it is aestheticly perfect. No babys arm with an apple in it, or an olive on a toothpick! No sea slug! No flacciod loofa that looks like an alien. Especially for my fellows here. No pencil!

Nay. Perfectly shaped, the enourmous shaft tapers and then blooms into a smooth rhomboid of lust! Picture a lighthouse off the coast of Brittany, standing tall and proud. Now reduce that to a mere 12 inchest overall, and picture it proudly protruding from my middle.

Now go back to your silly arguments over millimeters.

What is silly is your stupid cracker jack remark. If so proud and true as indicated Post a photo of your lighthouse! Otherwise, it is nothing but hot air keep blowing maybe your dream will come true LOL!

[SubCmdr]

Great, don't let the door hit you in the ass.

Thanks for all the useless advice and insights. I prefer the beach. You enjoy your traffic, crowds and smog. Bangkok the city did not have a door. So I do not know what you are referring to. Bangkok is a place of business for me. Pattaya is where my fun is at. I will let you know the next time I am in Bangkok, if you actually would like to come out from behind your computer screen.

[Nyezhov]

That is what white folks like to do compare. Some like to talk as if they are from the Congo! They brag about being an 1/4 inch larger if one isn't insecure they know one can kill someone woth a pee shooter if used properly.

Its not the size, its the overall proportions and aesthetic value. Mine, for example, unlike you guys, would be considered by most to be enormous. Yet at the same time it is aestheticly perfect. No babys arm with an apple in it, or an olive on a toothpick! No sea slug! No flacciod loofa that looks like an alien. Especially for my fellows here. No pencil!

Nay. Perfectly shaped, the enourmous shaft tapers and then blooms into a smooth rhomboid of lust! Picture a lighthouse off the coast of Brittany, standing tall and proud. Now reduce that to a mere 12 inchest overall, and picture it proudly protruding from my middle.

Now go back to your silly arguments over millimeters.

[Nyezhov]

I have had a few sessions with two girl BJs where both girls are focused on my cock and balls at the same time. No lesbian stuff, just focused on me. However, it's very hard to plan and execute this. Most of the time, it is one girl on the Job and the other watching.

In that situation, I make sure the girl that is watching is sitting close enough to me to grab and poke which is surprisingly a really nice way to enjoy yourself while getting blown. Also, talking to the girl that is watching and discussing the BJ girls technique is also hot; the jobber usually gets encouraged by what you are talking about and keeps trying to do it better. Another thing that I enjoy is grabbing the girls hand that is watching and either putting her hand on my cock / balls or trying to put her hands on the BJ girls tits or trying to fix her hair so I can see properly.

I have also been shouted at by the mamasan (SOL...if you know, you know!) that I am taking too long. In both situations, I just asked for another girl to continue (a second payment) and the first girl would disappear after being tagged out, freshen up, clothes on and come back and sit with me while new girl was blowing me. Both times, I ordered a ladies drink and we would sit there drinking while my cock gets worked on by the substitute.

It's hard to not have fun in a BJ parlour!!

Yeah except these days you have to fun with hags.

[Nyezhov]

I went to Bangkok. The place sucks the biggest of the big bones. Cut my trip should and returned to Pattaya quick fast and in a hurry.

Great, don't let the door hit you in the ass.

[SubCmdr]

I went to Bangkok. The place sucks the biggest of the big bones. Cut my trip should and returned to Pattaya quick fast and in a hurry.

[SubCmdr]

Wow. You saved 80 baht.

This guy is a mathematical genius. Wow!

[SubCmdr]

What is a person once they think every woman in Thailand is a bargirl or hooker?

The dumbest of the dumb mother fuckers with no life!

[SubCmdr]

Let me be the first to be a hateful Troll and a keyboard Warrior and tell you to seek some professional help.

Good to see some people never change!

Has the Nye Boy figured out if I am a newbie or a tourist or a tourist who is newbie or a newbie who is tourist. LOL!

Happy Songkran mother fuckers!

I am going to have 40 drinks to celebrate.

[Explorer8939]

It's the time of year when the customer base starts thinning out, some bars close, if a bargirl hasn't swindled some loser into sponsoring her, then she may think about going back to Isaan. So the number of available bargirls diminishes.