Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[SubCmdr]

Wow. You saved 80 baht.

This guy is a mathematical genius. Wow!

[SubCmdr]

What is a person once they think every woman in Thailand is a bargirl or hooker?

The dumbest of the dumb mother fuckers with no life!

[SubCmdr]

Let me be the first to be a hateful Troll and a keyboard Warrior and tell you to seek some professional help.

Good to see some people never change!

Has the Nye Boy figured out if I am a newbie or a tourist or a tourist who is newbie or a newbie who is tourist. LOL!

Happy Songkran mother fuckers!

I am going to have 40 drinks to celebrate.

[Explorer8939]

It's the time of year when the customer base starts thinning out, some bars close, if a bargirl hasn't swindled some loser into sponsoring her, then she may think about going back to Isaan. So the number of available bargirls diminishes.

[Nyezhov]

Let me tell ya guys something. One of the chicks I banged at addict massage, can't remember her name now but she's in my old reports somewhere, beautiful and nice she was that I picked her as one of my favorites, I banged her at least 3 times I think. And I was jerking off today to some japanese porn and lo and behold there's this pornstar called Yuka Rino who looks just like her, except the pornstars tits are bigger. But the face is basically that. Pretty damn close if I say so myself. And man, it made me so sad as I was jerking off. Maybe one of the saddest fapping sessions I've ever had, cause it made me wish I was back in the big mango.

I miss Thailand so much I can feel it in my bones. Thing is fellas I actually have something akin to a job now, kind of. Not actually full time, but consistent enough that I can't risk losing it by traveling. Can you imagine that? We live in a world now where an old man like me can't even take time off just in case he loses his job. Wow. I tell ya, even my grandparents who lived through world war 1 and didn't even have running water had it better. Jeezum crow. I feel so sorry for myself.

But the silver linings here is that not if, but when I lose this so-called job, the first thing I'm going to do is empty out my checking out, fly business class (just to experience it for myself once in my shitty life) and go to Bangkok for at least 20 days. To have THE blow out sex trip of my life. The last one I'll ever have since I'm old. Is it glass half empty or full? Cause I want to think of it as a plus plus. I don't get to travel, means I'm still making a living. Me flying to Thailand means I've lost this gig, but whadya know, I'm going to Thailand! So, sure life sucks ass. But either way it's way it's a win win.

I'm here by the way cause I've got something in the oven, and I'm just waiting for my food to cook so I can eat. Yes, this part of the forum, this Thailand part is full of hateful trolls, mean and insulting keyboard warriors so brave to say whatever they want cause of the power of anonymity, but I don't care, cause guess what dudes? I'm anonymous too. So let's all just say whatever the hell we want. And you know what? I want to go to THAILAND so I can fuck some hot chicks! Jesus Christ! Why is that so goddamned hard? I'd sell my soul at this point for a coupla million bucks, for all the good my shitty soul has done.

I really want to experience Bangkok Smile, sure some of the chicks I've been eyeing have come and gone, but there looks to be plenty on the roster. And at my age, I'm SERIOUSLY considering the whole BBFS thing that seems to be getting much easier to get in Bangkok, if all the reports I've read be true. Butterfly seems to be offering it. Wow, just the thought of squirting inside a hot chick is really something. Why do I have to worry right? At my age, how many years do I even have left?

You guys are too lucky. Not even you dudes that get to fly in once a while, even of you live in Singapore, you still need to fly in from time to time, I'm talking about you dudes that actually LIVE there. Everyday, all the time, so much that you actually start to believe that you MIGHT be bored of it, but then when you fuck a hot chick, you realize everything is right in the world. Here's the thing, the best I can do, in the years to come, assuming I'm still alive is to have some proximity to Thailand. Through my contacts in South East Asia from decades ago when I used to be stationed there, I might be able to live out the last parts of my life in a country bordering Thailand.

Sure, it's not Thailand itself, but by Beelzebub, it'll be a hell of a lot closer than where I am now. That's for sure. And weirdly, it'll be cheaper than Thailand too, and while my plan is to fly in to Bangkok a few times a year thanks to Air Asia, the country itself where I hope to settle, might have some cheap mongering options itself. That's the hope fellas, but knowing my shitty luck, it'll be a miracle if it happens.

I tell ya this, if you're lucky enough to be living IN Thailand itself, please don't complain. You might not have any idea just how lucky you are. You have it great. People treat you like you're a God, things are cheap, food is great, and you get to bang hot chicks all the live long day. And plenty of pharmaceuticals around to help with the old fuck stick when it doesn't want to get up, or stay up.

I tell ya fellas, at this point I'm ready and have been trying to sell my soul for a coupla mill to have a decent life in the last few years of my sad life. I ain't even talking about tech ceo rich, just a few million dollars, what's that going to take? HELL, honestly, to live near or in Thailand and to have a good, decent life, a man doesn't even need a mil.

There's definitely ageism everywhere. Them so-called colleagues are ganging up together to try to get rid of me. I say try harder assholes cause I'm totally fine with being fired. Why the fuck not, cause the second it happens, I'm getting my ass over to Thailand baby! THAILAND! You guys don't know, you've been in Thailand for too long that you take it for granted now. Always complaining. The truth is Thailand is paradise, and it'll solve all my problems, giving me the peace I've earned, and maybe, just maybe, a few good years in my pathetic sad miserable trauma filled life. Just let me die with a few happy memories. No, not even 'happy'. Just content. That's it. I just want to make a few peaceful memories before I shuffle off. The PSTD even decades after the events that caused it still haunts me to this day, and what I wouldn't give to just have a few restful days before I die. I'd sell my soul, my fucking, worthless soul.

Let me be the first to be a hateful Troll and a keyboard Warrior and tell you to seek some professional help.

[Forty Drinks]

Let me tell ya guys something. One of the chicks I banged at addict massage, can't remember her name now but she's in my old reports somewhere, beautiful and nice she was that I picked her as one of my favorites, I banged her at least 3 times I think. And I was jerking off today to some japanese porn and lo and behold there's this pornstar called Yuka Rino who looks just like her, except the pornstars tits are bigger. But the face is basically that. Pretty damn close if I say so myself. And man, it made me so sad as I was jerking off. Maybe one of the saddest fapping sessions I've ever had, cause it made me wish I was back in the big mango.

I miss Thailand so much I can feel it in my bones. Thing is fellas I actually have something akin to a job now, kind of. Not actually full time, but consistent enough that I can't risk losing it by traveling. Can you imagine that? We live in a world now where an old man like me can't even take time off just in case he loses his job. Wow. I tell ya, even my grandparents who lived through world war 1 and didn't even have running water had it better. Jeezum crow. I feel so sorry for myself.

But the silver linings here is that not if, but when I lose this so-called job, the first thing I'm going to do is empty out my checking out, fly business class (just to experience it for myself once in my shitty life) and go to Bangkok for at least 20 days. To have THE blow out sex trip of my life. The last one I'll ever have since I'm old. Is it glass half empty or full? Cause I want to think of it as a plus plus. I don't get to travel, means I'm still making a living. Me flying to Thailand means I've lost this gig, but whadya know, I'm going to Thailand! So, sure life sucks ass. But either way it's way it's a win win.

I'm here by the way cause I've got something in the oven, and I'm just waiting for my food to cook so I can eat. Yes, this part of the forum, this Thailand part is full of hateful trolls, mean and insulting keyboard warriors so brave to say whatever they want cause of the power of anonymity, but I don't care, cause guess what dudes? I'm anonymous too. So let's all just say whatever the hell we want. And you know what? I want to go to THAILAND so I can fuck some hot chicks! Jesus Christ! Why is that so goddamned hard? I'd sell my soul at this point for a coupla million bucks, for all the good my shitty soul has done.

I really want to experience Bangkok Smile, sure some of the chicks I've been eyeing have come and gone, but there looks to be plenty on the roster. And at my age, I'm SERIOUSLY considering the whole BBFS thing that seems to be getting much easier to get in Bangkok, if all the reports I've read be true. Butterfly seems to be offering it. Wow, just the thought of squirting inside a hot chick is really something. Why do I have to worry right? At my age, how many years do I even have left?

It really isn't hard to get to bkk if you are on the Spectrum.

You seem so far off I get it's Hard. Maybe make better decisions?

[Newton York]

Let me tell ya guys something. One of the chicks I banged at addict massage, can't remember her name now but she's in my old reports somewhere, beautiful and nice she was that I picked her as one of my favorites, I banged her at least 3 times I think. And I was jerking off today to some japanese porn and lo and behold there's this pornstar called Yuka Rino who looks just like her, except the pornstars tits are bigger. But the face is basically that. Pretty damn close if I say so myself. And man, it made me so sad as I was jerking off. Maybe one of the saddest fapping sessions I've ever had, cause it made me wish I was back in the big mango.

I miss Thailand so much I can feel it in my bones. Thing is fellas I actually have something akin to a job now, kind of. Not actually full time, but consistent enough that I can't risk losing it by traveling. Can you imagine that? We live in a world now where an old man like me can't even take time off just in case he loses his job. Wow. I tell ya, even my grandparents who lived through world war 1 and didn't even have running water had it better. Jeezum crow. I feel so sorry for myself.

But the silver linings here is that not if, but when I lose this so-called job, the first thing I'm going to do is empty out my checking out, fly business class (just to experience it for myself once in my shitty life) and go to Bangkok for at least 20 days. To have THE blow out sex trip of my life. The last one I'll ever have since I'm old. Is it glass half empty or full? Cause I want to think of it as a plus plus. I don't get to travel, means I'm still making a living. Me flying to Thailand means I've lost this gig, but whadya know, I'm going to Thailand! So, sure life sucks ass. But either way it's way it's a win win.

I'm here by the way cause I've got something in the oven, and I'm just waiting for my food to cook so I can eat. Yes, this part of the forum, this Thailand part is full of hateful trolls, mean and insulting keyboard warriors so brave to say whatever they want cause of the power of anonymity, but I don't care, cause guess what dudes? I'm anonymous too. So let's all just say whatever the hell we want. And you know what? I want to go to THAILAND so I can fuck some hot chicks! Jesus Christ! Why is that so goddamned hard? I'd sell my soul at this point for a coupla million bucks, for all the good my shitty soul has done.

I really want to experience Bangkok Smile, sure some of the chicks I've been eyeing have come and gone, but there looks to be plenty on the roster. And at my age, I'm SERIOUSLY considering the whole BBFS thing that seems to be getting much easier to get in Bangkok, if all the reports I've read be true. Butterfly seems to be offering it. Wow, just the thought of squirting inside a hot chick is really something. Why do I have to worry right? At my age, how many years do I even have left?

You guys are too lucky. Not even you dudes that get to fly in once a while, even of you live in Singapore, you still need to fly in from time to time, I'm talking about you dudes that actually LIVE there. Everyday, all the time, so much that you actually start to believe that you MIGHT be bored of it, but then when you fuck a hot chick, you realize everything is right in the world. Here's the thing, the best I can do, in the years to come, assuming I'm still alive is to have some proximity to Thailand. Through my contacts in South East Asia from decades ago when I used to be stationed there, I might be able to live out the last parts of my life in a country bordering Thailand.

Sure, it's not Thailand itself, but by Beelzebub, it'll be a hell of a lot closer than where I am now. That's for sure. And weirdly, it'll be cheaper than Thailand too, and while my plan is to fly in to Bangkok a few times a year thanks to Air Asia, the country itself where I hope to settle, might have some cheap mongering options itself. That's the hope fellas, but knowing my shitty luck, it'll be a miracle if it happens.

I tell ya this, if you're lucky enough to be living IN Thailand itself, please don't complain. You might not have any idea just how lucky you are. You have it great. People treat you like you're a God, things are cheap, food is great, and you get to bang hot chicks all the live long day. And plenty of pharmaceuticals around to help with the old fuck stick when it doesn't want to get up, or stay up.

I tell ya fellas, at this point I'm ready and have been trying to sell my soul for a coupla mill to have a decent life in the last few years of my sad life. I ain't even talking about tech ceo rich, just a few million dollars, what's that going to take? HELL, honestly, to live near or in Thailand and to have a good, decent life, a man doesn't even need a mil.

There's definitely ageism everywhere. Them so-called colleagues are ganging up together to try to get rid of me. I say try harder assholes cause I'm totally fine with being fired. Why the fuck not, cause the second it happens, I'm getting my ass over to Thailand baby! THAILAND! You guys don't know, you've been in Thailand for too long that you take it for granted now. Always complaining. The truth is Thailand is paradise, and it'll solve all my problems, giving me the peace I've earned, and maybe, just maybe, a few good years in my pathetic sad miserable trauma filled life. Just let me die with a few happy memories. No, not even 'happy'. Just content. That's it. I just want to make a few peaceful memories before I shuffle off. The PSTD even decades after the events that caused it still haunts me to this day, and what I wouldn't give to just have a few restful days before I die. I'd sell my soul, my fucking, worthless soul.

[Explorer8939]

I am traveling with a former bargirl, who spends much of her waking hours talking on the phone with her Thai boyfriend. She can't get enough of him. At this point, he lets her go with me, because I am "customer before", and her sole source of income (apart from a few thousand baht from him).

She tells me when she returns to Pattaya, she is going to see another Thai man, and tell her boyfriend she is spending the night with me.

[Explorer8939]

There's always going to be lonely down on their luck guys that fall for this, but man falling for it with a 46 year old is hilarious LOL.

Last year, I went to Chumphae, and tried a 55 year old lady. She wanted to fuck all night.

After I left, she showed me a photo of her with her Farang boyfriend. He's paying for a new house for her.

[CaliGuy33]

A 46 year old bargirl has a magic pussy. She can find lonely guys to be her "boyfriend" and sponsor her when they go home. They are good for sending money for 6 months, when they stop, she has to come back to Pattaya to get a new one.

Right now, she's got some guy from Serbia on the hook. But she tells me that he is going home soon, and wants to come to my condo to drink.

There's always going to be lonely down on their luck guys that fall for this, but man falling for it with a 46 year old is hilarious LOL.

[Explorer8939]

A 46 year old bargirl has a magic pussy. She can find lonely guys to be her "boyfriend" and sponsor her when they go home. They are good for sending money for 6 months, when they stop, she has to come back to Pattaya to get a new one.

Right now, she's got some guy from Serbia on the hook. But she tells me that he is going home soon, and wants to come to my condo to drink.

[Paolo99]

Also, eating street food every day leads to some bad days.

Street food for them is nothing.

It's more like being drunk everyday of the month that leads them to some bad days.

[Explorer8939]

What's invisible to mongers is the number of ladies who are sick. Maybe its because of their contacts with foreign strangers and bargirls, but its very common for ill bargirls to go with customers. They try to hang in there to collect some cash, and then go sit in their room for a few days.

I suspect that more than a few have a form of Long Covid.

Also, eating street food every day leads to some bad days.

[Explorer8939]

Maybe its because of the decline of Soi 6, but I am seeing ladies in other areas scoring more long time customers, more "boyfriends", and ST ladies getting more overnighters. And more sponsors.

[Nyezhov]

Here we go again with your helpful posts (NOT). LOL!

So, spoken by our regional expert from (unknown country of origin)! Good to see that some people never change.

How you like me now?

Oh look. It's back.