Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[EihTooms]

WOW! Someone is really tearing it up amidst all this stupid shit. Way to go!

I hope its OK to snip the original post? I hope it won't offend anyone.

For me, I am never offended if my post is snipped to quote from it unless doing so changes the meaning in some significant way. That didn't happen here.

[Nyezhov]

So for this trip in Pattaya, I decided to perhaps bring some unity to this board. Over the years, there have been some "generalizations" or disparaging remarks about race, ethnicity, age etc. Typically has to do with the whole Japanese or Asian 2/2/2 theory 2 inches 2 minutes and I have no idea what the last 2 means, 2000 baht? And I'm sure that there has been comments made the other direction as well. So let's settle it all up. I know a 22 year old girl that is willing to accept a gang bang and train getting ran on her. Her only rule is that only one guy can cum at one time. Everything else goes. She doesn't want any bukkake. Neither would I because I don't want another dude's jizz on me. It'll cost 2000 per guy and it gives us all a chance to settle the truth about race, dick size, age, and performance. So what's up, especially to those who have a history of talking all that gibberish? And if your response is "not all but some or most" then I suggest you copy and paste those words in quotes before commenting about that again. And by the way the only bed big enough to accommodate a gang bang is Hilton.

Secondly, anybody wants to break in a tomboy? I've done it before and it was great. See before and after pics of the one I transformed. This one (brown shirt), however, has no boobs though, but add a little make up and she will look pretty. Can't wait to hear some responses to this because you know Monkeypaw always has something up the sleeve.

I'd be up for either. As to the GB, I should go first because I am 2.5 minutes and at my age, nothing comes out. I'm hung like a stud mouse too.

As to Toms, they are my fav. I'm working one right now at the local market who speaks nice English and hope I can score. I just like to show them that this old man munches the clam better than any girl they will meet. That's why I have a 24 year old model girlfriend back home, ain't my wallet of my looks, its my sliver tongue.

[Pointy Stick]

1. Stirring congee isn't on my list of things to do in LOS.

2. You need a sample of 1000 to extrapolate any useful.

Information so good luck with getting 1000 dudes of each race to show you their junk.

So for this trip in Pattaya, I decided to perhaps bring some unity to this board. Over the years, there have been some "generalizations" or disparaging remarks about race, ethnicity, age etc. Typically has to do with the whole Japanese or Asian 2/2/2 theory 2 inches 2 minutes and I have no idea what the last 2 means, 2000 baht? And I'm sure that there has been comments made the other direction as well. So let's settle it all up. I know a 22 year old girl that is willing to accept a gang bang and train getting ran on her. Her only rule is that only one guy can cum at one time. Everything else goes. She doesn't want any bukkake. Neither would I because I don't want another dude's jizz on me. It'll cost 2000 per guy and it gives us all a chance to settle the truth about race, dick size, age, and performance. So what's up, especially to those who have a history of talking all that gibberish? And if your response is "not all but some or most" then I suggest you copy and paste those words in quotes before commenting about that again. And by the way the only bed big enough to accommodate a gang bang is Hilton.

Secondly, anybody wants to break in a tomboy? I've done it before and it was great. See before and after pics of the one I transformed. This one (brown shirt), however, has no boobs though, but add a little make up and she will look pretty. Can't wait to hear some responses to this because you know Monkeypaw always has something up the sleeve.

[Nyezhov]

Fairly familiar with area near Mixx. Depends on how far he travelled but there only a few options close by.

Closest is newly opened LE Glamour just beside BTS, worth a visit depends on who's available.

A Thai style fish bowl between Chit Lom and back of Big see on Rathadamri, Cheap and service reflects it.

A rub and tug close by beside the canal, OK if this as much as you want.

Not close as such but accessible are shops on Soi 1 , Pratunam and lower Phetchaburi, taxi driver best way finding those but you will usually be taken to where they get commission not always the better option.

If there others they are a well kept secret.

Never will understand why a member posts I went somewhere but I'm not telling you where. Why mention it then?

It was mentioned just as an aside to the main point. I'm sure that there are places that other fellows go that they have to keep quiet for various reasons.

[MonkeyPaw]

So for this trip in Pattaya, I decided to perhaps bring some unity to this board. Over the years, there have been some "generalizations" or disparaging remarks about race, ethnicity, age etc. Typically has to do with the whole Japanese or Asian 2/2/2 theory 2 inches 2 minutes and I have no idea what the last 2 means, 2000 baht? And I'm sure that there has been comments made the other direction as well. So let's settle it all up. I know a 22 year old girl that is willing to accept a gang bang and train getting ran on her. Her only rule is that only one guy can cum at one time. Everything else goes. She doesn't want any bukkake. Neither would I because I don't want another dude's jizz on me. It'll cost 2000 per guy and it gives us all a chance to settle the truth about race, dick size, age, and performance. So what's up, especially to those who have a history of talking all that gibberish? And if your response is "not all but some or most" then I suggest you copy and paste those words in quotes before commenting about that again. And by the way the only bed big enough to accommodate a gang bang is Hilton.

Secondly, anybody wants to break in a tomboy? I've done it before and it was great. See before and after pics of the one I transformed. This one (brown shirt), however, has no boobs though, but add a little make up and she will look pretty. Can't wait to hear some responses to this because you know Monkeypaw always has something up the sleeve.

[Blanquiceleste]

My last True GFE bang was two nights ago.

SNIP

I met each on either ThaiCupid or ThaiFriendly. Forget which.

WOW! Someone is really tearing it up amidst all this stupid shit. Way to go!

I hope its OK to snip the original post? I hope it won't offend anyone.

[Syzygies]

Hi guys.

I have just RTF and apart from riddles and correct English (in Thailand of all places) has anyone banged a girl in the last 24 hours?

Just asking.

Rob.

Unfortunately not. Just became a "monk" for next 2 months (and regretting it already). Last exquisite one for 2018 on last Sunday. Regular girls I would like to do. LOL Please see Bangkok Thread and Bangkok MPS threads, Pattaya, Other Regions, etc. for mongering topics, hopefully. Got to love it that we have a we have "Stupid Shit" thread, and a General Thread (for non mongering topics), and even Lounge and Chat area.

Guys are always more than welcome to never open certain threads, if the shit is not very interesting, e. G. I hardly open the Photo Gallery Thread, unless some famous poster name would show like NoCBJ4 Me, as example. Never open the "Travel Announcements" thread. Seems to have a point to move stuff to an area that few would want to look at.

[Mogwai]

Hi guys.
I have just RTF and apart from riddles and correct English (in Thailand of all places) has anyone banged a girl in the last 24 hours?
Just asking.
Rob.

The riddle is in the stupid shit thread (this thread) and the correct English discussion is in General Reports. So what's the problem?

[Banana Boi]

Come on there is only one Michael in scripture (meaning all of written language) that even matters. Wonder how many people know?

Like I said I know which Michael you are referring to. You just supplied another clue above. He's the only Michael who can dance with the Devil.

[EihTooms]

Hi guys.

I have just RTF and apart from riddles and correct English (in Thailand of all places) has anyone banged a girl in the last 24 hours?

Just asking.

Rob.

My last True GFE bang was two nights ago. A lovely 29 year old FL direct to my room about 8 pm. We laid in my bed afterwards and watched Deadpool 2 on my home theater system. Stayed all night afterwards. 2000 baht plus 200 taxi as she left around 11 am.

But within the 24 hour range I got a teeth rattling great full and complete BBBJ+CIM+Swallow from my regular 21 year old Girlfriend last night after a bit of a heatbreak crisis where she caught me moving a handful of female clothes from a drawer to the laundry basket in my apartment. She thought I was hiding some other girl's undies. The irony is they were HER undies. LOL. I had moved them FROM the laundry basket to that drawer in her absence so visiting girls would not think there is a woman living with me that might come barging in any minute.

Am out with a visiting usa buddy exploring Bkk now while she sleeps away the day off from her regular legit job. I rarely give her any money at all. Maybe 300 baht for taxi to my apartment and lunch every 3-4 all night visits. Oh, I did buy her a nice phone about a year ago.

Both girls are slim and fit. The FL has a couple of dumb tattoos on her chest. Neither has a baby, peircings, a folicle of hair left unshaved or removed on her body and I met each on either ThaiCupid or ThaiFriendly. Forget which.

[Franciscass]

Nice report. Where was that local brothel, and how much did the wham bam cost?

Fairly familiar with area near Mixx. Depends on how far he travelled but there only a few options close by.

Closest is newly opened LE Glamour just beside BTS, worth a visit depends on who's available.

A Thai style fish bowl between Chit Lom and back of Big see on Rathadamri, Cheap and service reflects it.

A rub and tug close by beside the canal, OK if this as much as you want.

Not close as such but accessible are shops on Soi 1 , Pratunam and lower Phetchaburi, taxi driver best way finding those but you will usually be taken to where they get commission not always the better option.

If there others they are a well kept secret.

Never will understand why a member posts I went somewhere but I'm not telling you where. Why mention it then?

[Beijing4987]

Hi guys.

I have just RTF and apart from riddles and correct English (in Thailand of all places) has anyone banged a girl in the last 24 hours?

Just asking.

Rob.

This is radio station Ktalkshit. Post you kewpie doll round the world. Now in a shithole city in a shithole country, just south of Ronnie Reagan Land, SanDiego County. That's TJ

[Rob Jones]

Hi guys.

I have just RTF and apart from riddles and correct English (in Thailand of all places) has anyone banged a girl in the last 24 hours?

Just asking.

Rob.

[Ed Setra]

Or this one perhaps.

[MonkeyPaw]

I think I know which Michael but won't say it. Personally I thought it was Mike Meyers and his Mojo but he has been eliminated in your riddle.

Come on there is only one Michael in scripture (meaning all of written language) that even matters. Wonder how many people know?

I really didn't expect to meet MonkeyPaw in Tijuana because I don't have full time internet access. But within a few minutes of my post, MonkeyPaw sent me a PM and within 2 hours we were sitting together in Hong Kong Gentlemen's club in Tijuana. Over the next two days we spent about 5 hours right there. I must say, we probably looked like the odd couple because we are extremely different men in just about every respect.

It turns out that MP is an interesting man and he approaches the hobby differently than anyone I've ever met, it's not surprising if he gets different results.

If you get a chance to join him for a drink, do it. It will be an interesting experience.

Thanks for the kind words. Yep, the Horse and the Monkey may be decades in age difference, but our similar taste for long legged spinners, can be simply stated, as fantastic. A few of the maseros, asked me later if we were in a business meeting of sorts. One even joked asking if you are hiring me to do a hit job on somebody. Funny. On one side, you had a younger colored tattoo sleeved out Asian guy that stood out from everyone with table full of Patron Silver shots, all to myself. And across from me, you had Horsetrader, an older conservative looking white man with a water bottle. Haha. I did offer to buy you a drink on my tab, but you were here clearly for the girls. Anyways, we traded some good info and good chit chat. I think you understand now what game is, and that you've always had it, but of course older gents just sometime refer to it as "wisdom. " But even in wisdom at at any age, requires that we all progress with our minds. Or else that wisdom turns into useless information. Progression is how our spirits stay young inside. It's the key to the fountain of youth. You sir, have found it because you don't settle for less. Monkeypaw 2 Paws up to you.

My report from year 2048.

I remember the good old days back in 2018 when gogo girls only used to cost 5000 baht for the night. Now a night with a top Thai girl is over 50,000 baht. Ridiculous that a bar thinks they can charge 2,500 baht for a lady drink. Not only that the exchange rate of my home country dollar is now only 50% of what it was back in the good old days of 2018.

Back in the good old days of 2018 it was easy to find a 2 titted girl. Now they all have 3 tits. SNIP

SNIP All one has to do is throw in some condescending humor with the Blanq Slate approach, it shows that you are serious about them being entertainment for all to enjoy. SNIP

Funny as fuck, I think someone is catching on. I honestly thought Blanquiceleste was going to do this before you. He was hinting and teasing with some of his responses, but they didn't quite "stretch the story." I kept on waiting to hear more about the fate of those blind mice. Anyways, BB, you took the entertainment part and ran away with it. Two Monkeypaw Paws Up for you as well.