Stupid Shit in Brazil

[Nordico]

That's true, there aren't right or wrong way, at least for occasional travelers like me. If I was traveling every month (like I did at one point in my life), I would feel differently.

But now that I only travel 2-3 times a year, I just refuse to stay in shitty hotels or apartments, or save on good food. Hell, I've saved tons of travel money during Covid, LOL.

As to Business Class, I agree it's addictive, but I only book them on miles when I can. I just don't feel comfortable to blow a few K to feel comfortable (pun intended) for 10 hours.

Spending on pussy is another story. If I can have the time of my life in Rio for 150-200 Reals, my greedy self really hates me spending 500, unless there is an added value, like a terma environment.

This is why I don't like mongering in Europe. I love Europe, but I sparingly engage while there. Every time I see a 200-euro price tag, my brain involuntarily starts calculating how much Brazilian pussy I could have for that kind of dough, LOL.

It's interesting to see how different people value different things. Mr. Cane and me flying in business class or better and staying in Mercure hotels, which in no case are shitty (and I don't think you meant they are) and other people flying coach and paying $200 or more per night for staying in Hyatt, Hilton or Intercontinental. In ten days or two weeks we all spend a similar amount of money on hotels and flights. There are so many good 4-star hotels, like Bourbon or Melia under $100 in SP, that I can't think of paying more than that. Parabens for those who can do both. Cheers.

[Axel Heyst]

It seems that I'm total opposite of you. I spent 2840 euros on my business class ticket to So Paulo in October-November.

I usually stay in Novotel or Mercure hotels which I think are very good, but not luxurious like Renaissance or other 5 star hotels. I found a really good Black Friday deal and I paid only 417 euros plus 160 euros worth of points for 16 nights in a Mercure hotel in Jardins in their best room, I will probably visit Scandallo few times during my trip, but I prefer going to Bomboa and Casarao. I have always found what I have been looking for for BRL 400-500 and then I have the Twitter girls and couple of girls I know from my previous trips whom I pay something similar.

I'm not rich, but I like small luxuries like flying in the business class and I can afford it. Flying business class is like Brazilian garotas. You get addicted very easily.

There isn't any right or wrong way to travel and monger, even if some people here tell otherwise.

I don't think we are that far apart actually. You place a higher priority on air travel while I place a higher priority on hotel accommodations, but neither one of us is interested in overpaying. We both look for the best price for the things we want.

I also think we both place the highest priority on the girls. Do we have different taste in girls? I don't know, maybe, but that is what makes things interesting, and SP can certainly satisfy the needs and desires of a variety of gents.

Yeah, I am a big fan of Scandallo. I really like the joint and have compared it favorably with Malio Club in Jakarta and Rio Sauna in Macau, two of my favorite joints in the world. But as I posted a little while back, most of my Scandallo girsl are what I refer to as tier 2 girls ie sexy, naughty, slender, all natural, pretty girl next door types. These girls are currently in the 600 to 700 br price range. Occasionally though, I meet a Scandallo stunner who is real friendly on top of amazing looking. It is real nice to go model quality once in a while albeit for 1000 to 1200 br. On my last trip one of my favorite Scandallo girls was just such a gal and she was amazing in bed on top of looking fantastic and sporting a wickedly slender, natural body with "Bee" cup ta tasa. So, I happily hooked up with her 3 times before she went on her European tour, but we have kept in touch and I am pretty sure we will get together again when I return in October.

But my current favorite SP girl is a sexy little tier 2 spinner. She is so cute and adorable. LOL. I love her although I could not rate her face higher than 6. 8 and her body is 7. 5 (a real, real good body). She is just the sweetest girl I have met in a long time and she checks off all of my boxes. I am going to take her to Ilhabela Island for a few nights. It should be a lot of fun. A. H. Is in love! KKK.

But getting back to our mutual likes: You like Bomboa. Hey, so do I! On my last trip I pretty much spent 45% of my time in Scandallo or with Scandallo girls at my hotel and I spent 45% of my time in Bomboa or with Bomboa girls at my hotel. Do you know Orlando?

The remainder of my time was spent at the clinicas plus I visited Casarao a couple of times and had a good time there. IMHO, the SP clinicas offer the best bang for your buck in Brazil. I think they have better quality girls than the Prive's in RJ. I also think that the best looking 5% of clinica girls (at the better places) could do alright in Scandallo or Bomboa, but for one reason or another they choose to work in a clinica.

Anyway, I really agree with your final thought, "There isn't any right or wrong way to travel and monger, even if some people here tell otherwise. " Right on.

[Xpartan]

It seems that I'm total opposite of you. I spent 2840 euros on my business class ticket to So Paulo in October-November. I think if I were 15 cm shorter or 20 years younger, I would travel in the economy class, but I'm quite tall and over 50 and therefore I prefer spending the 16 hours of travel each way comfortably. Another thing to consider is the jet lag, which you guys traveling from the US, don't have to suffer. It helps when you can sleep properly during the flight.

I usually stay in Novotel or Mercure hotels which I think are very good, but not luxurious like Renaissance or other 5 star hotels. I found a really good Black Friday deal and I paid only 417 euros plus 160 euros worth of points for 16 nights in a Mercure hotel in Jardins in their best room, which is very spacious, breakfast included. That means I paid 26 euros cash per night. The lowest I have paid was 18 euros per night in Mercure Times Square in Moema last year. I have also booked Novotel in Belo Horizonte for three nights. That was more expensive.

I will probably visit Scandallo few times during my trip, but I prefer going to Bomboa and Casarao. I have always found what I have been looking for for BRL 400-500 and then I have the Twitter girls and couple of girls I know from my previous trips whom I pay something similar.

I'm not rich, but I like small luxuries like flying in the business class and I can afford it. Flying business class is like Brazilian garotas. You get addicted very easily.

There isn't any right or wrong way to travel and monger, even if some people here tell otherwise.

That's true, there aren't right or wrong way, at least for occasional travelers like me. If I was traveling every month (like I did at one point in my life), I would feel differently.

But now that I only travel 2-3 times a year, I just refuse to stay in shitty hotels or apartments, or save on good food. Hell, I've saved tons of travel money during Covid, LOL.

As to Business Class, I agree it's addictive, but I only book them on miles when I can. I just don't feel comfortable to blow a few K to feel comfortable (pun intended) for 10 hours.

Spending on pussy is another story. If I can have the time of my life in Rio for 150-200 Reals, my greedy self really hates me spending 500, unless there is an added value, like a terma environment.

This is why I don't like mongering in Europe. I love Europe, but I sparingly engage while there. Every time I see a 200-euro price tag, my brain involuntarily starts calculating how much Brazilian pussy I could have for that kind of dough, LOL.

[The Cane]

It seems that I'm total opposite of you. I spent 2840 euros on my business class ticket to So Paulo in October-November. I think if I were 15 cm shorter or 20 years younger, I would travel in the economy class, but I'm quite tall and over 50 and therefore I prefer spending the 16 hours of travel each way comfortably. Another thing to consider is the jet lag, which you guys traveling from the US, don't have to suffer. It helps when you can sleep properly during the flight.

I usually stay in Novotel or Mercure hotels which I think are very good, but not luxurious like Renaissance or other 5 star hotels. I found a really good Black Friday deal and I paid only 417 euros plus 160 euros worth of points for 16 nights in a Mercure hotel in Jardins in their best room, which is very spacious, breakfast included. That means I paid 26 euros cash per night. The lowest I have paid was 18 euros per night in Mercure Times Square in Moema last year. I have also booked Novotel in Belo Horizonte for three nights. That was more expensive.

I will probably visit Scandallo few times during my trip, but I prefer going to Bomboa and Casarao. I have always found what I have been looking for for BRL 400-500 and then I have the Twitter girls and couple of girls I know from my previous trips whom I pay something similar.

I'm not rich, but I like small luxuries like flying in the business class and I can afford it. Flying business class is like Brazilian garotas. You get addicted very easily.

There isn't any right or wrong way to travel and monger, even if some people here tell otherwise.

So, we are alike when it comes to airfare and hotel preferences. Oh, also same for the garotas too LOL!

[Nordico]

So, that is how I prioritize my travel expenses based on my preferences and constrained only by my finances. I never spend more than I can afford to pay off on the due date. Nobody has exactly the same preferences or the same constraints. So, we all plan differently, but we all want to have the best time that we can afford.

It seems that I'm total opposite of you. I spent 2840 euros on my business class ticket to São Paulo in October-November. I think if I were 15 cm shorter or 20 years younger, I would travel in the economy class, but I'm quite tall and over 50 and therefore I prefer spending the 16 hours of travel each way comfortably. Another thing to consider is the jet lag, which you guys traveling from the US, don't have to suffer. It helps when you can sleep properly during the flight.

I usually stay in Novotel or Mercure hotels which I think are very good, but not luxurious like Renaissance or other 5 star hotels. I found a really good Black Friday deal and I paid only 417 euros plus 160 euros worth of points for 16 nights in a Mercure hotel in Jardins in their best room, which is very spacious, breakfast included. That means I paid 26 euros cash per night. The lowest I have paid was 18 euros per night in Mercure Times Square in Moema last year. I have also booked Novotel in Belo Horizonte for three nights. That was more expensive.

I will probably visit Scandallo few times during my trip, but I prefer going to Bomboa and Casarao. I have always found what I have been looking for for BRL 400-500 and then I have the Twitter girls and couple of girls I know from my previous trips whom I pay something similar.

I'm not rich, but I like small luxuries like flying in the business class and I can afford it. Flying business class is like Brazilian garotas. You get addicted very easily.

There isn't any right or wrong way to travel and monger, even if some people here tell otherwise.

[Sam 14]

. .Regardless if I agree with him or not, I'm sure he can defend himself, but like I said, cute.

Thanks. Well, in hindsight I did exactly what I was complaining about: Wasting bandwidth, attacking another poster, while adding nothing.

Rather than defending anyone, I meant it more as a thank you to members (such as yourself) who frequently post good shit, regardless if I agree with it or not, as you say.

[Nordico]

This thread should be called Stupid Shit in the Brazil Forum. Most of Vagabundo's posts, which he kindly takes the time to write, are funny. And every one of them contain useful information. As opposed to Gordo's, which are neitherOnly fixation on Vagabundos posts..Haha. Who's jealous?

This is cute. Vagabundo has his own "defensor del pobre". I think there is no need for the fanboys to come to his defense. Regardless if I agree with him or not, I'm sure he can defend himself, but like I said, cute.

[WyattEarp]

This thread should be called Stupid Shit in the Brazil Forum. Most of Vagabundo's posts, which he kindly takes the time to write, are funny. And every one of them contain useful information. As opposed to Gordo's, which are neitherOnly fixation on Vagabundos posts..Haha. Who's jealous?

There are many ways to monger in Brazil. I always appreciate all the different perspectives. I also enjoy the levity.

Sometimes the zeal has become aggressive and intimidating. So of course, there's going to be some push back. The Board should be open to differing point of views.

[Sam 14]

Here we go again with the jealousy.

This thread should be called Stupid Shit in the Brazil Forum. Most of Vagabundo's posts, which he kindly takes the time to write, are funny. And every one of them contain useful information. As opposed to Gordo's, which are neither—Only fixation on Vagabundo’s posts..Haha. Who's jealous?

[GordyGekko]

You've contributed the technique of showing your tests to get BBFS.

I would add showing your tests in Porto is even better.

Further, if you go to 4 x 4, then you can walk 200 meters to emporio de banho.

https://www.emporiodobanhorj.com/massagistas

The girls are the same!

Top Vila girls go to 4 x 4 or on photoa in a week.

The tier 1 prive girls and 4 x4 girls are the same. It's just which hours they work.

The 4 x4 girls and perola negra girls are the same. Penelope has been at both, on any given night.

It's all just 50% deductible on corporate taxes meals and entertainment anyway. Right?

Here we go again with the jealousy. You're so jealous of Anaggie and always calling him out on what he spends, especially that one night at 4 x4. You were obviously floored and jealous that you could never do that. He can pay for R1K overnights, meanwhile you're digging through prives or R50 favela rats!.

I bet you're some military reject living off a modest pension (definitely not a retired Swiss Naval Commander from Lugano, Switzerland LOL). I've met many of your types while in Colombia. Trying to stretch that mongering budget as far as you can on that modest income. The difference is that the other retired military mongers I've met aren't delusional into thinking they're some slick market makers in mongering. This isn't a stock market. This isn't war. It's just a hobby where we can pay for what we want, if we can afford it.

[Vagabundo1]

You've contributed the technique of showing your tests to get BBFS.

I would add showing your tests in Porto is even better.

Further, if you go to 4 x 4, then you can walk 200 meters to emporio de banho.

https://www.emporiodobanhorj.com/massagistas

The girls are the same!

Top Vila girls go to 4 x 4 or on photoa in a week.

The tier 1 prive girls and 4 x4 girls are the same. It's just which hours they work.

The 4 x4 girls and perola negra girls are the same. Penelope has been at both, on any given night.

It's all just 50% deductible on corporate taxes meals and entertainment anyway. Right?

If you say so.

[Vagabundo1]

It's not just me.

There were 4 ISGers out at Barra, Posto 2, on Saturday at Classico Beach Club. It's a free market. That's where Perola Negra is. The girls there on the beach were super hot and worth it just to enjoy for itself.

Moreover, it was Safado69 who recommended Transamerica in Barra.

And it was Rio that built the metro line out here.

I am just reporting what is happening.

Yeah too bad that certain monger can't just stay on the Rio board instead of invading this board with irrelevant info. He just can't help but try to be the Pied Piper of Rio with his constant pushing of Perola Negra as a top tier terma and Barra as the place to be even though everybody knows it's a logistical nightmare for tourists.

[The Cane]

I fucked a Brazilian girl 19 years old today to wake up as I have for the last 800 straight days.

I don't give a fuck about you or anything that you do! Hahaha! Bags with condoms packed? Check! Boarding passes on phone? Check! Because I got a million trillion things I'd rather do than be fucking with you! LMBAO! LOLOLOL!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZR_X6PrASho

[Anaggie]

The difference is I am in Brazil posting about Brazil daily, and you're in El Paso posting about Brazil daily, looking forward to your next 3 day trip every 3 months or so.

As for the other comments, the monger who comes in and goes to 4 x 4 is fucking the same girls at Vila Mimosa. Some of the girls from VM are better than the 4 girls you paid 3200 for at 4 x 4, you just don't know the market well enough to realize it.

If you say so.

[Vagabundo1]

The difference is I am in Brazil posting about Brazil daily, and you're in El Paso posting about Brazil daily, looking forward to your next 3 day trip every 3 months or so.

As for the other comments, the monger who comes in and goes to 4 x 4 is fucking the same girls at Vila Mimosa. Some of the girls from VM are better than the 4 girls you paid 3200 for at 4 x 4, you just don't know the market well enough to realize it.

And how is this any different from you stroking your keyboard daily putting down other posters who don't do it "your" way?

Those who don't visit VM or Perola Negra.

Those who don't wear vasco or bombeiro shirts or carry bombeiro wallets.

Those who don't fish for the best trash in VM.

Those who choose to stay in Copa / Impanema / Leblon rather than Barra.

I could go on. But you get the point. There are other posters with as much or even more knowledge than you about how they do it in Rio or SP and they contribute without putting others down about their ways.

I am sure you heard this when you were a kid. If you have nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all. Still applies today!!