Stupid Shit in Brazil

[Vagabundo1]

Gentlemen, a leather bound compendium of my writings together with jizz stained photos from early John Buttman Stagliano will be auctioned off for my legal defense fund at a porn theater in Centro where JimmyBoy99 will fuck Laura from Darkroom.com.br while Taylor Swift licks the sweat from my stinking ass because that is the only source of income that she can find in the Rio heat which is killing her little girl fan bitches. But the fact is I am a Swiss Banker. We bank Onlyfans dot com, xvideos dot com, and that Russian hoar down the hall right up her Slavic Orthodox ass because I am a Commander, SWISS NAVY, and I live to torpedo the fleshy pussy lips between the long, white legs of Rio de Janeiro hoars like Laura of Darkroom. I will not be deterred in my duties, do you hear me Dreman? I have Maya the blonde, code name Amber Lynn, from Darkroom licking my withered, hairy ballsac, along my ass while I plough Laura Darkroom. Do you know that Jimmy Boy 99 and I patrolled through enemy held territory to go to Emporio do Banho, on which street I was assaulted with a knife not three weeks before by the boyfriend of some centro prive ***** who looks just like Midori, indeed Midori II? But, like a cat, due to my training in SWISS NAVY SPECIAL WARFARE, I took out my SOG SEAL TRIDEN, looped the lanyard around my wrist and closed a fist around it, which the attacker could see, after which he dropped his blade, the long blade used to slice churasco. I retreated like a good boxer trained by the trainer of Rocky Marciano, the forefather of Rocco Stiffreddi artistically. I retreated first towards the Bradesco, during which I also took out my taser shock flashlight, in my left hand. And with those weapons in both hands I retreated like a boxer backing up, backing up, then reversed — ! — only to be followed by my attacker, relentless a man half my age, but now he was restrained by our common lover, the hoar, the wench, that dirty little negra *****, and others who tried to protect us both, for if he closed with me with his weapon, I would deploy mine, and I would — nay, the best course would be never to take out a weapon. Had I been in say, Meier, or Rocinha, I would now be a ghost. File that away. Never take out weapons. Always bring friends. Settle it non violently. I only took out a blade because he did. This is Rio de Janeiro at this time. Laura I know. When JimmyBoy was up in Darkroom filling up her morena pussy lips with his 234 year old tongue, drinking her fluids to sustain himself like Lestat, my because, my uncle, my fellow Vampire, there was I but a young man of 93 with my meager 21 centimeters by 18 centimeters of pepperoni, taking sloppy seconds as a cyber cuckold for while JimmyBoy made her sing like a girl with his tongue, I texted him Laura's WhatsApp number. But JimmyBoy99 a Mafia plant in the IRS, took his aged pepperoni sausage, cured extra big in the sausage factory on Lake Lugano, on the Swiss Side where the Pepperoni afro Italian family of Lake Como invaded Suisse in the battle of 2027, with Laura as our well stretched Hoar queen, who hiked with her sixty four husbands into Switzerland, not raising any suspicion whatsoever because they carried Swiss Army Knives in Swiss Army Bags with SWISS NAVY brand lubricant oozing out of the bags which vibrated with sex toys bought on Mercado Livre, Amazon, and driven to me at Av Malibu 1355 by underpaid brown indigenous drivers. For thanksgiving, I wish all of you, my flock of Freemasons, Catholics, Jews, Muslims, Hindu, Slavic Orthodox, Japanese, and LatinX alike to go stuff a indigenous South American Hoar in Frango Assado, while yelling, at the top of your lungs, FRANGO ASSADO, VC GOSTA MEU PIROCA NO SEU CUZINHA, EITA, POXA CARALHOOOOO! Poxa. Well so Ann Amari wants me to go take her on a pousada trip on Saturday, she is getting ultrasounds to make sure we can have kids, or something like that. Nina Deponca wants me to come pay her even though she needs more lube for her pussy, but she did nurse me back to health from major abdominal surgery, so I will keep her in business. I have a passista sending me hot videos, so I should go hit that bare as it is the season. I have a bunch of negras from VM and MV30 (you remember that Negra I did when we went to MV30, right wadapho? Man, I love the quality of the girls in Barra at Perola Negra and Paris, but for 300 r pernoite negras who will take 5 loads a night while you listen to Story of O on Audible on over the ear headphones while making the ***** say as little as possible, you really need to get the girls at VM, or maybe some of the MILFs at Perola Negra. 35 year old Pussy is good too, and it really engages my worst Freudian fantasies of my OMFG, I can't say, meu mae. Meu deus. Tonight I nutted to Annette Schwartz being stuffed by 6 black dudes in a blacks on blondes classic scene with Ice Cold and Shorty Mac. The dialogue alone is worth a replay of the 1992 Rodney King Riots, but this time with the Asians maneuvering on the Crips and the Bloods with MS 13 and all of the Mexican Cartels in a joint attack which will push all the scared judges and their pretentious white Catholic prude wives into Manhattan Beach. Support Art. Listen to Joe Rogan, and listen to Soft White Underbelly. Tomorrow I get high speed internet. Dreman, I expect you to have the documents that grant me ownership of your 23 terabytes of hardcore porn in your will to be notarized at the Swiss consulate, in Centro, or at the Russian embassy in Leblon. See how I did that? It was with Bibi Griffo, the pornstar, whose number I gave to the Russian Ambassador while he was getting fucked up the ass by the Swiss Consul General to Rio de Janeiro. I mean, I don't have a problem with any of that, as long as the gold dildos end up in the right vault in Lugano, know what I mean?

[Vagabundo1]

Maybe the first clue that its a joke is Swiss navy, see attached. But, for the retarded, here's a picture.

There is a difference between being a dumb proud "ugly 'merican" and being smart and adopting enough of the local dress, language and customs to blend in for safety.

There's also something called satire. If you only knew the whole story, you might stfu.

But go ahead, call me a hoar, I am a very happy hoaring hoarmonger, 24/7/365. Give me another 1000 words on that.

[Vagabundo1]

You have broken Vagabundo. The truth is I write from my profound pain that most 18 to 21 year old black women do not like me because I am a fat, old, 85 year old white dude. I wonder why. This is why I practice my yoga, eat sushi, train Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, and smoke weed, while breeding 3 to 4 negras per day. It is pure desperation. You have found the linguistic point at which the negras from Perola and Paris and Mosaico can reduce me to a traitor to you imperialist American scum!

Actually, see this. I am in fact, the ghost of Gabriel Garcia Marquez' publisher. I sit in a air conditioned office at a religious university in Gavea, or maybe it is Bogota, or maybe it is Buenos Aires, where I edit the content of the writing of the best novelists of sex in South America, India, Russia, and Europe, and the rest of humanity through the literature department and editorial desks of every newspaper and website in the world. I have no power, I am but a fool.

https://www.economist.com/the-econom...ere-propaganda

One Hundred Years of Solitude. By Gabriel García Márquez. Translated by Gregory Rabassa. Penguin; 432 pages; $17.99 and £9. 99.

America barred Gabriel García Márquez from entering the country for three decades because he was involved with the Colombian Communist Party in the 1950's. He briefly belonged to a party cell. Yet Mundo Nuevo, a Colombian magazine financed by the cia, printed two chapters of his masterpiece "One Hundred Years of Solitude", a year before the book's publication in 1967. The excerpts did not include the book's account of the "banana massacre" of 1928, in which the Colombian army, pressed by America to take action against employees of the United Fruit Company who were on strike, killed about 75 of them. What Mundo Nuevo printed were descriptions of Colombia in the style that later became known as magic realism. The magazine, which published mainly pro-American and anti-communist articles, thus showed that it was also open to work written by adherents of the political left. One cia agent called the approach "fidelismo sin Fidel", ie, the communist creed of Fidel Castro, Cuba's ruler, without his anti-American revolutionism. García Márquez was furious to discover that Mundo Nuevo was in the pay of the cia. In a letter to its editor, Rodríguez Monegal, he wrote that he felt like a cuckold.

Six books you didn't know were propaganda.

Governments influence a surprising amount of literature. Some of it pretty good.

Omar Sharif in a scene from the film Dr Zhivago in 1965.

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"All art is propaganda", wrote George Orwell in 1940, "but not all propaganda is art. " Few people would argue with the second part of that aphorism. There is nothing artistic about the dreadful ramblings of "Mein Kampf". But the first seems true only if you are using a broad definition of propaganda. These days great works of art rarely set out to serve the purposes of a government. They may promote causes, but that is not normally why people esteem them. The books on this list, however, partially vindicate the first part of Orwell's assertion. Governments or ideological groups either encouraged their authors to write them or promoted their writings for political ends. During the cold war Western intelligence agencies subsidised authors, sometimes very good ones. The cia set up literary magazines in France, Japan and Africa. One purpose was to counter censorship by autocrats. Another was to make global culture friendlier to Western aims. British intelligence services commissioned works of fiction that supported empire. Some writers consciously offered their pens to the state; others did not realise that governments or groups would promote their work. Here are six books, all by authors of merit, that are works of propaganda in one way or another.

The Eyes of Asia. By Rudyard Kipling. Kashi House; 128 pages; $13.95 and £10.

Rudyard Kipling's role as a propagandist for the British empire is often forgotten. British intelligence recruited the author during the first world war to write fiction that sought to undermine Indian nationalism.

Doctor Zhivago. By Boris Pasternak. Vintage Publishing; 512 pages; $20 and £9. 99.

During the cold war the cia sought to undermine censorship in the Soviet Union by covertly promoting the circulation of books and magazines. The snoops sent the novels of Fyodor Dostoevsky, LEO Tolstoy and Vladimir Nabokov. Their favourite author was Boris Pasternak. His novel "Doctor Zhivago" had "great propaganda value", declared a cia memo in 1958. That may seem like a surprising thing to say about a love story. But the cia was interested not only in the novel's "thought-provoking nature", but also in the "circumstances of its publication". Soviet literary magazines and publishing houses suppressed the book.

Partisans. By Peter Matthiessen. Vintage Books; 184 pages; $5. 95 and £4. 00.

When it was founded in 1947, the cia hired many Yale University seniors. Peter Matthiessen was one of them. The agency sent him to Paris, where he used as his cover story that he was writing a novel, a story that his cia handler in the city thought "feeble". Matthiessen did write a novel in Paris, in fact two. "Partisans", his second, follows Barney Sand, a Paris-based journalist for an American wire service, as he tracks down a former leader of the French Communist Party whom he hopes to interview. The communist had helped Sand escape the Spanish civil war when he was a child. The novel displays such detailed knowledge of the workings of the party that the Chicago Tribune, in a review, suggested that its author go back to Moscow. Yet its sympathies are clearly with the West. Sand comes to see communists as self-serving and dishonest; his patriotism grows. The self-consciously literary prose in which "Partisans" is written foreshadows the next step in Matthiessen's career. He founded the Paris Review, a literary magazine, which he also used as a cover to spy on left-wing American artists and intellectuals who had relocated to Paris. The cia thought this a much better cover for his espionage work. "Partisans" is not Matthiessen's finest work. He is the only writer who has won America's National Book Award both for fiction and non-fiction. But, as Sand snakes around Paris, he reminds readers that Matthiessen was observing his leftist friends not only for art's sake.

Reading Lolita in Tehran: A Memoir in Books. By Azar Nafisi. Random House; 356 pages; $18. Penguin; £9. 99.

Azar Nafisi, an Iranian émigrée and professor of English, became famous in 2003 when she published her memoir of the Islamic revolution. "Reading Lolita in Tehran" was an instant hit in America, spending 117 weeks on the New York Times's bestseller list. It's the riveting story of eight Iranian women who meet secretly to study the novels of Nabokov, Gustave Flaubert and Henry James. Ms Nafisi's students are children of the Islamic Republic who rebel against its book bans and the "putrid and deceptive hyperbole" of its rhetoric. That description does not apply to "Reading Lolita", which deserves the admiration it gets. Yet it owes a debt to institutions that are not typical of literary memoirs. Ms Nafisi thanks the Smith Richardson Foundation, which seeks to "advance US interests and values abroad", for a grant that helped her write the book. It is only through "literature that one can put oneself in someone else's shoes", Ms Nafisi writes. For Western readers, "Reading Lolita" is enlightening in the way that literature was for her students. It also supports a harsh judgment of Iran's theocracy that America continues to hope will be influential.

One Hundred Years of Solitude. By Gabriel García Márquez. Translated by Gregory Rabassa. Penguin; 432 pages; $17.99 and £9.99.

America barred Gabriel García Márquez from entering the country for three decades because he was involved with the Colombian Communist Party in the 1950's. He briefly belonged to a party cell. Yet Mundo Nuevo, a Colombian magazine financed by the cia, printed two chapters of his masterpiece "One Hundred Years of Solitude", a year before the book's publication in 1967. The excerpts did not include the book's account of the "banana massacre" of 1928, in which the Colombian army, pressed by America to take action against employees of the United Fruit Company who were on strike, killed about 75 of them. What Mundo Nuevo printed were descriptions of Colombia in the style that later became known as magic realism. The magazine, which published mainly pro-American and anti-communist articles, thus showed that it was also open to work written by adherents of the political left. One cia agent called the approach "fidelismo sin Fidel", ie, the communist creed of Fidel Castro, Cuba's ruler, without his anti-American revolutionism. García Márquez was furious to discover that Mundo Nuevo was in the pay of the cia. In a letter to its editor, Rodríguez Monegal, he wrote that he felt like a cuckold.

The Moon Is Down. By John Steinbeck. Penguin; 144 pages; $12 and £9.99.

In June 1940, two days after France signed an armistice with Germany, John Steinbeck wrote to Franklin Roosevelt, the American president, urging his administration to create "immediate, controlled, considered" propaganda. Steinbeck took his own advice, writing a story to inspire people in occupied Europe to rise up against the Nazis. "The Moon Is Down" is set in an unnamed European country that has been invaded by a fascist power. The fictional place, Steinbeck wrote, is characterized by Norway's severity, Denmark's cunning and France's reason. The occupiers, led by Colonel Lanser, struggle to subdue an uprising. Members of the resistance against the Nazis translated the novel and smuggled it into Norway, Denmark and France. In 1945, after the war's end, Norway's king gave Steinbeck the country's Freedom Cross for his contribution to European resistance movements.

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Correction November 7th: An earlier version of this article said that the Colombian army killed more than 1,000 banana workers. This was a claim by Jefferson Caffrey, who was America's ambassador to Colombia. Most historians believe that the number of victims was much smaller.

[The Cane]

As the great home alone movie once said "How You Feel About Your Family Is A Complicated Thing. " I love Brazil and will continue making the pilgrimage to this land of progress and order but I'll also represent my country and be it's ambassador and make my visits to the various female ambassadors of Brazil fruitful and plentiful. No matter where I end up or happens I will be born as an american and I will die as an american. Proud and faithful.

Amen hallelujah! Well said!

[Vagabundo1]

Swiss navy dot com uber alles.

/ S / LCDR Vagabundo swiss navy, special forces of united nations and cruz vermelha Brazil.

Furthermore,

War is about pussy. In that regard, Brazil is the greatest country in the world. Lots of little internal interpersonal wars of jealousy but like no offensive war hangups. Highest amount of plastic surgery, best pussy infrastructure in the world.

https://youtu.be/hX3Dm0kG7uY?si=_A7GaTLOJKtNZaWF

[Vagabundo1]

Furthermore,

War is about pussy. In that regard, Brazil is the greatest country in the world. Lots of little internal interpersonal wars of jealousy but like no offensive war hangups. Highest amount of plastic surgery, best pussy infrastructure in the world.

https://youtu.be/hX3Dm0kG7uY?si=_A7GaTLOJKtNZaWF

To quote this fine piece of modern literature.

https://youtu.be/z2HKbygLjJs?si=HYucz5YJ72XG5af4

America is not the greatest country in the world.

BOOM.

Brazil is.

[Spidy]

Yes and the majority of them were White. Do you think the movement would have gone anywhere without the White majority?

Congratulations, I see it took you a while though, to consult the real history books. Yes, what a beautiful "Kum-ba-yah" moment it is, when people throughout history come together to, "DO the RIGHT THING", and turn a so called "fantasyland" idea/movement into REALITY.

Although again, just to be clear, black leadership was very prominent in the movement:

...Most early abolitionists were white, religious Americans, but some of the most prominent leaders of the movement were also Black men (ie. Frederick Douglass) and women (ie. Harriet Tubman) who had escaped from bondage. ... helping escaped enslaved people reach the North via the Underground Railroad network...

Abolitionist Movement
https://www.history.com/topics/black...onist-movement

But good on you and your "coming to Jesus moment", with regards to the facts and having the courage to admit it.

It would have been dead in the water pimp.

As for the "pimp" aspect of your post, well that was nice of you to say, but I think someone else on these Brazilian forums, has taken claim to that name and I would hate for you to offend and pis-s off more ISGers, with more unfounded claims and more misplaced name calling.

So while calling me "pimp", may have been well-intentioned (methinks NOT), I'm afraid you'll ONLY upset that other ISGer, who truly and most assuredly loves being called, "a pimp".

Once again, 'twas good of you to provide the correction to the forum and kudos for you brushing up on your Black History, and it ain't even February yet. (...kkkk!)

What a beautiful moment in your history that most have been, for you?

[Vagabundo1]

To quote this fine piece of modern literature.

https://youtu.be/z2HKbygLjJs?si=HYucz5YJ72XG5af4

America is not the greatest country in the world.

BOOM.

Brazil is.

We met up before and from the american swine mouth itself you proclaimed you were in fact american.

Although you didn't really have to confirm anything as your accent was thicker than any brazilian bunda.

You can keep pretending to be a Don Quixote and imagine you are a swiss whatever the phuck conquering supermodels when you are just just a cheap charlie paying for sex with women past their prime.

An American insulting the empire, cosplaying as a eurotrash living among brazilians and dares calls himself an cultural imperialist?

I pass wind in your direction.

[Vagabundo1]

Leaving the USA is the smart move.

https://www.economist.com/europe/202...7UikIWfoUjHfFt

We met up before and from the american swine mouth itself you proclaimed you were in fact american.

Although you didn't really have to confirm anything as your accent was thicker than any brazilian bunda.

You can keep pretending to be a Don Quixote and imagine you are a swiss whatever the phuck conquering supermodels when you are just just a cheap charlie paying for sex with women past their prime.

An American insulting the empire, cosplaying as a eurotrash living among brazilians and dares calls himself an cultural imperialist?

I pass wind in your direction.

[Vagabundo1]

Senor Bearsi,

No need to be uncivil, eh chap?

Perhaps I have indeed become a brazilian de facto and I can see the end of the American Empire, as if it were not obvious.

Eurotrash? Please keep the compliments coming! Fake Eurotrash, even better!

My German grandfather killed Russians at Stalingrad! Euro trash uber alles!

We met up before and from the american swine mouth itself you proclaimed you were in fact american.

Although you didn't really have to confirm anything as your accent was thicker than any brazilian bunda.

You can keep pretending to be a Don Quixote and imagine you are a swiss whatever the phuck conquering supermodels when you are just just a cheap charlie paying for sex with women past their prime.

An American insulting the empire, cosplaying as a eurotrash living among brazilians and dares calls himself an cultural imperialist?

I pass wind in your direction.

[Mr Enternational]

A reminder of your non sequitur argument. Fact: Abolitionists where comprised of black, white and indigenous peoples.

Yes and the majority of them were White. Do you think the movement would have gone anywhere without the White majority? It would have been dead in the water pimp.

[Bearsi]

I am a Swiss Citizen, and a Swiss Banker at UBS, and a Registered Representative of SWISS NAVY brands for Brazil. We are expanding into usb sex toys.

I am a cultural imperialist for Swiss dicks in pretty negra 18 year old cuzinha.

Please stop insulting me as an American swine!

I come back to Suisse once a year for the world economic forum and provide negras for the upper management of the bank.

We met up before and from the american swine mouth itself you proclaimed you were in fact american.

Although you didn't really have to confirm anything as your accent was thicker than any brazilian bunda.

You can keep pretending to be a Don Quixote and imagine you are a swiss whatever the phuck conquering supermodels when you are just just a cheap charlie paying for sex with women past their prime.

An American insulting the empire, cosplaying as a eurotrash living among brazilians and dares calls himself an cultural imperialist?

I pass wind in your direction.

[Vagabundo1]

On the subject of this group, Stupid Shit in Brazil, the Brazilian word for slave is escrava, and has a immediate effect if you're talking to the locals. 10 x as many African slaves were imported into Brazil as the USA.

[Spidy]

Of course it was not good for the people that had to endure it, but it sure as hell worked out for their descendants.

Great conversation so far. Please explain this.

I explained it thusly:

That's mighty big of you to say. How does the quote/saying go again, "...he who stands on the backs of giants..."

Well...this was applied to a different smug comment from Mr E, but the same sentiment is just as applicable.

[The Cane]

Today, lots of people work for free. There are many reasons and benefits why people do it. But don't fool yourself, with false expectations when doing a job/work for free. Not everyone will always seek a monetary gain/benefit when doing a job/work.

I have done a fair amount of volunteer work in my life and enjoyed the experience, exposure and joy of helping others (or myself for that matter), when I could afford the time to do so, outside of work/family life. I think I'm a better person for it.

With regards to the other topic at hand, I see that much like the sickening and disgusting gaslighting that often surrounds The Holocaust, the American history of slavery and Black History, is now experiencing similar attacks of lies, persecution, book-burning, book-banning and revisionism. Sad, but true and that's where we're at.

And as a man of color himself, Mr. E should be ashamed of himself.