Stupid Shit in the Philippines

[PedroMorales]

You should leave talking manure to talking horses.

All tourist Meccas depend on cheap labour. I have bonked immigrant chamber maids in Europe who pay huge rents but who save their Pedro pesetas. Angeles generates cash. Where you get tourists, you get hookers and other street criminals.

Thai and Pinay hookers are not hookers in the Western sense. I have bonked hookers in Europe who have stopped half way to get at the crystal meth pipe. I have watched European hookers jack up on heroin' oned of them is quite the yoube star: I bonked her and her junkie sister; they are half my age and I warrant both are pushing up daisies by now. I have not had those joys in Asia.

Asian hookers don't give a damn what moral hang ups Westerners have. Why should they? White human didoes are just an ATM machine.

Pampanga hookers. The nicer, sweeter ones- have told me how far their sisters in arms have fallen. It is pretty far: babies in shtt strewn diapers, gambling all night, no good trike pals, yabba and so on. No Pretty Woman there.

No expats are there for the "interesting culture, haute cuisine, and scenic vistas". Anyone who claims to be is a charlatan and a fraud. Check out their tatts, the hall mark of a lout. Many are ex US or Ossie forces, cannon fodder.

The fact is SE Asia is cheap (or was). You can drink cheap beer, bonk cheap women, drink cheap beer, play golf, bonk cheap women, eat sea food, bonk cheap women, scuba dive, bonk cheap women, eat chicken adobo.

Stop pimping it up for the benefit of your fellow marshmallows. Drop your rose tinted glasses. It has a limited menu. A tin horse town that looks like it fell out of the set of a spaghetti Western. A sad, God forsaken place, full of poor locals and fat foreigners with the grace of foraging forest pigs.

Sex mongers always knew that this was a big lie. It was a lie to help them deal with their Western moral hang-ups about purchasing sex from girls 50 years their junior. They soothed their conscience with the yarn that the girls would starve to death unless sex tourists showed up to fuck them at low prices.

The girls liked the lie because they could tell themselves and their clients that they were not really prostitutes. Instead, they were just innocent girls with no other way of feeding themselves than selling pussy and ass to lecherous sex tourists.

Sex-addicted expats who retired to AC for the easy access to cheap sex loved the lie. They also told a big lie of their own. They claimed that they settled in AC for the interesting culture, haute cuisine, and scenic vistas. Yet, once the bars filled with tasty young hookers closed, the resident foreign sex pests fled their once beloved metropolis of Angeles City. So much for not living there for the readily available cheap sex.

[Chocha Monger]

I am just hoping mongers realize it now that these places in various monger countries are shut down or on shoestrings. People period survive. They never had to be hookers and were never going to die without you sending them money.

Sex mongers always knew that this was a big lie. It was a lie to help them deal with their Western moral hang-ups about purchasing sex from girls 50 years their junior. They soothed their conscience with the yarn that the girls would starve to death unless sex tourists showed up to fuck them at low prices.

The girls liked the lie because they could tell themselves and their clients that they were not really prostitutes. Instead, they were just innocent girls with no other way of feeding themselves than selling pussy and ass to lecherous sex tourists.

Sex-addicted expats who retired to AC for the easy access to cheap sex loved the lie. They also told a big lie of their own. They claimed that they settled in AC for the interesting culture, haute cuisine, and scenic vistas. Yet, once the bars filled with tasty young hookers closed, the resident foreign sex pests fled their once beloved metropolis of Angeles City. So much for not living there for the readily available cheap sex.

[PedroMorales]

Mongers have a deservedly terrible reputation. It does not take much perusing here to see why, and why I like to avoid them. Angeles is / was a cash generating hub. Pinoys go there to earn coin. Some hit it big, most do not. It is no different from any other tourist destination. It depends on cheap labour and, in its case, good for nothings spending their chump change. The presence for many years of a US Army base which preyed on local kids helped the infrastructure develop and US Defence personnel and others retire there on their miserable pensions. Many of them have made a life of sorts there, killing mosquitoes, playing golf and hitting the bars for Happy Hour.

Most Pinoys have little or no formal education. Those from the Visayas, who are over represented in the ranks of Angeles hookers and trike drivers have few options.

There is a system in the Philippines called the 5/6th, whereby folk live on the last sixth, borrowing from Peter to pay Paul. There is a very efficient system of moving small amounts of coin about to keep those back at the farm in rice and rat meat.

I have stayed on their farms and plantations, where I have been sprayed by planes killing bugs in the bananas. Women have cried in my arms because of their families' poverty, which I have witnessed first hand.

Here is a thought: if you despise these people and yourself so much, go back to your ghetto and stay in it.

What kills all tourist hot spots is the trailer trash, who have no breeding and no respect for anything or anyone. When I look back on my time in Angeles and similar places, it is those poor people and their stories I remember, not the fat lard tubs with their early morning coffees and their vulgar ways.

Angeles might well die. I neither know nor care. I do hope that whatever replaces it wherever will have a better class of monger and that the criminals will leave it alone.

[PedroMorales]

That is the job of LBFMs.

We must protect their jobs. We must screw the system a la GameStop.

Meanwhile, I have a serious problem and I need help.

Because of Covid, young people have been stuffed about, their whole life thrown askew. School is out, Zoom is in and they are bored. Young male see rime is on the up and.

A few chicks, who finished school and are at College are hanging out near my place. They have been doing this since July, as they have nothing else to do. Last night, they were there again and one of them is marriage material, beautiful, well mannered and, I would wager, a great lay. She would be 18-19 years old.

It was raining last night as I passed them on the far side of the street. I considered inviting them in so they could talk to each other in my spare reception room. This was purely altruistic as I would not dream of licking out my beloved or doing threesomes with her and her pal.

My problem is this: I am well aware where such invites go. Their brothers / fathers might fire bomb me / lynch me / report me.

I also know undesirables use such tactics on the very vulnerable. I also know the women themselves could kick up and get a posse together. Though these women are nice and middle class sish,= scum bags hang about nearby too and I do not want them on my case.

I probably won't go ahead with this as it is too risky. I don't want trouble on the home front and it would just take one enemy to make my life a hell. Yes, I am old enough to be her grand poppy Pedro and yes folk would point that out. That said, hunting tactics might have to change.

Yes I am an old lion, still up for the hunt. But I want lion's prey, meat, not a hoary old carcass fit only for a vulture.

For those that are wondering what is happening in Angeles City as of now here goes.

In all honesty Angeles City is a ghost town, they just are no tourists here, many of the old expats have also left town over the last several months, even the Koreans who were numerous just 12 months ago have mostly disappeared, the only girls I see on the streets trying to sell their p* are the homeless, yes a couple of x bars opened up as restaurants, yes they have a few waitresses that might be up for a short time if one can be bothered to put in the time and effort, mostly oldies and fatties, there are no dancing girls in any of Angeles City, nor have I heard of any open establishments offering straight out bar fines, seems to me that it will be a long long time maybe even years if at all till we might see any girls dancing on stages.

[Engine Driver]

None of the geriatric marshmallow boys want to believe that their Pinay fuck toys only love them for their money. They get very irate when we mention it. Yes, I know. Age is only a number. There is no better way to infuriate them than to bring up the topic of their 50-year age gap between themselves and their 19-year old nincompoops to whom they are betrothed. I'm sure the girls love their Don Draper or Idris Elba stunt doubles because they are so handsome, charming, slim and have great future prospects. If the remittances to the little WU offices in their dusty, one-horse towns dry up, would they still love them? Hahahahaha. There in lies the problem.

Those wily old Pinays are chatting to hundreds of younger Koreans, Ching Chongs and Indians as these gullible fools are sending them large amounts money during Covid. They believe that $200 is cheap for receiving a few nude photos, which BTW, can also be downloaded for free on the internet. All the while, those wily sex toys are professing their love for the old white marshmallows so that they one day will get to travel to RWML and get written into their wills. "You are the only one babe." "No one else babe." "I love you babe" "I will do everything for you babe". "You are very hansum babe". Hahahahahaha. They also learn the word "half" immediately upon arrival in RWML and know exactly when to use that word (upon receiving permanent residency). Although those Asian and Indian studs are sending them money now, there is no way they will actually marry an illiterate Filipina nincompoop. No, that would be social suicide in their countries and the Pinay sex toys also know that so won't push it. No my friends, that particular honor of marriage is reserved only for the geriatric white marshmallow boys. They are bigger nincompoops than the Filipinas.

[PedroMorales]

Which is why Australia is off the menu. I have no ideas what RWML means and nor do I want to know.

These restrictions and the encroaching totalitarianism are what bites. Permanent house arrest is not nice.

For my friends, money is not a major hindrance. Switzerland, Liechenstein, Bali and China are all in the frame. I have poured cold water on the last two and Liechenstein is perhaps too small. We have to look at personal solutions in this new totalitarian world.

I feel any semblance of personal liberty is being snuffed out by Big Pharma, Big Tech and their allies. Chicken Adobo land is off the menu.

"The red lights are going out all over Europe, we shall not see them lit again in our life-time".

I think everyone is keen to pop their Blueballs ASAP. However, how are your friends achieving this with many countries having exit restrictions and the PI having entry restrictions.

Honest question: do you know of anyone with a concrete and credible plan to get from RWML into PI without a pre-existing residency visa?

Cheers. G.

[PedroMorales]

Here are today's Covid figures https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/#countries.

The civilised world (Europe) is imposing more lockdowns, making it almost impossible to travel anywhere. Australia and NZ are "opening up" but not in any meaningful way.

For civilized people (Europeans) to get to the Philippines would take a super human effort (and a long swim).

Here are details for getting into LBFM land. Not promising https://www.worldnomads.com/travel-s...arnings-alerts.

Here are prices of flights on a scraper. Not promising https://www.kayak.co.uk/flights/LON-...t=bestflight_a.

Here are flights on Turkish Airways from Istanbul to Manial. I pick Istanbul as they are not allowing in British or US flights and Turkish Airways is cheap https://www.turkishairlines.com/en-i...1-6fc39dc7969c.

Or was cheap. It is now about $1,700 US.

Fasten your seat belts. You are in for an expensive ride.

The Great Reset crew who are meeting virtually in Davos right now tell us unemployment is going to rocket, most especially in places like the Philippines.

I think the party is over. There is no going back. The first waves to return to the Philippines (if it happens) will be ripped off unmercifully.

Anyone know how the overseas workers are faring? They must be getting laid off in huge numbers.

Lots of girls are going or have gone back. Very few are turning any tricks but a couple are collecting minimum wage as "waitresses". Due to the higher cost of living, all are keen to meet anyone who is or appears to be in town. Some are okish in looks but I haven't noticed any stunners. Those have enough cash and / or sponsors to remain where they are. Many of the girls still in the provinces are waaaay hotter than those back in AC.

Just my observations. I'm not in town.

G.

[PedroMorales]

There are two sides to that coin.

Indeed. A pity Chocha Monger has lost that loving feeling. I look forward to a nice romantic movie where a pretty Pinay "runs" away with with one of Henry Kissinger's school chums. An opening like The Sound of Music as Maria, like an over dressed Pretty Woman, runs down the hill trying to catch her Bernie Sanders meal ticket before his wheel chair vanishes into an Alpine lake. We could even make Bernie a Nazi war criminal and say there is tonnes of Nazi gold in the lake which the trike drivers can divide between themselves. We all love a happy ending.

[PedroMorales]

Other lecherous schemes doomed to failure involve importing LBFMs to the West or the Arctic Circle in the hopes that they will remain submissive and deliver two roots per week without running off to greener pastures.

Only polar bears and Santa's elves can run in those parts. Maybe Santa can get a few horizontal helpers.

In normal times, the marshmallows bring these LFBMs to the plains of Canada and Crocodile Dundee land. Now they want to feed them to polar bears. These guys have problems.

If LBFMs are off the menu, what can we do besides borrowing tissue paper and oil?

I was in a shop today as the young single mums brought their kinder brats in to buy cigarette papers for their reefers. Some hot mums there. How can a nice elderly gent like me break the ice and get into the seals beneath their panty lines? I know the key to their panties is to feign interest in their brats but reefers and age are problems.

[Chocha Monger]

I think you have made up your mind already so nothing we say is going to make much difference. I've really been trying to see the upside, but honestly can't see any. Is all this hassle worth it for two roots a week?

I can see this going wrong in so many ways and can only end in total disaster.

Firstly, when you are at work, what is this girl going to do? She's going to be stuck in your apartment doing exactly what? She can't go outside because it's too cold, can't speak the language, can't get a job, has no transport, has no friends, can't get Asian food, and it's going to feel like prison for her after the first week. The Arctic Circle is the worst place you can take a Pinay fuck toy. When you get home from work, do you want drama dialed up to 10 each night? It will be a miserable existence for both of you.

Sure, you can get her a lap top and she can do Facebook, watch Korean shows and chat with horny mongers on dating apps. Other mongers will be feeding her information on how they can replace you. Being promiscuous and horny, what happens if she invites Sven or Vladimir from next door to your apartment for some traditional Filipina hospitality while you're out?

The ban on marshmallow boys traveling to Flipsville for sex tourism has mongers coming up with all kinds of ridiculous schemes. I have seen plans from a 70-year-old marshmallow grandpa to marry and impregnate a 19-year-old Pinay nincompoop. The aspiring geriatric father would be deceased or a senile invalid before his offspring become teenagers.

Other lecherous schemes doomed to failure involve importing LBFMs to the West or the Arctic Circle in the hopes that they will remain submissive and deliver two roots per week without running off to greener pastures.

[Goferring]

Strong moderation is necessary to keep infantile emotionally reactive types in check.

I think you have this the wrong way around: lots of moderation has happened BECAUSE butt hurt primadonas have reported to Admin posters that have disagreed with them or called out patently BS posts.

Enjoy. G.

[Chocha Monger]

As regards BS here, you have all types. Chocha Monger gives advice that must be repeated again and again on the off chance it saves some besotted sap. You have the lost souls who married hookers and who criticise and have suspended those of us who gave field reports. For them, it is an ego trip. All in all, the moderating is as good as it can be. But prisons, like those we are now in, are no good unless we can mingle in the yard and shank the w*nkers.

Some are, of course, more argumentative than others. I tend to avoid them in real life: worse thin GS than covid out here. In the virtual world. They are harder to ignore until we can distribute virtual tissue papers and baby oil.

Strong moderation is necessary to keep infantile emotionally reactive types in check. There are many newly unemployed geriatrics due to the Wuhan flu. These nonproductive rejects of Western society are eager to get to Flipsville to marry young hookers and squander their meager nest eggs purchasing all manner of debauchery from dodgy bars in AC. As one can imagine, these lecherous marshmallow boys grow increasing anxious watching the clock run out before they can get back to the red light districts of Southeast Asia. Anyone daring to criticize the Pinay hookers that they patronize becomes the subject of vile senile attacks. While their frustration at the prospect of dying before getting their wrinkle marshmallows sucked one last time is understandable, the moderator must circumscribe their senile outbursts at times.

[D Cups]

This site is being moderated out of existence.

Covid means no travel means no active reports so the few people still logging on are reading about the latest minutiae about visa approvals (yawn. .) or fruitless attempts to traffic or meet hookers half way around the globe (good luck with those. . yawn again).

I'm assuming DC's redacted post was the latest instalment of the Proff vs Train Wreck vs Reach Around hissy fit. God knows why that was withdrawn. A dummy spit and cat fight is about all the amusement we have right now. Box On I say!!

Rant off, G.

Thanks, G, and you are correct. The responses to pock-faced chromedome and his side-kick the reach around smegma kid who lives in momma's basement are indeed a source of jolliness and mirth what with their unrelenting doom and gloom anti-Pinayness and pollution of the ISG.

[PedroMorales]

I agree with your general prognosis. I am checking local hooker sites and I am very dubious of ladies still offering their services. I believe they are desperate and dangerous in many ways (from spreading covid to spiking drinks). I see dubious ads in nearby settled suburban areas, an odd development. The world has gone walkabout. Though having recreational sex is off the menu, the fantasists still lurk.

It has been almost a year of this imprisonment. Yesterday, it snowed and the park beside me was full of kids and families making snowmen; I have never seen it so full. The parents were obviously delighted with a new treat to distract their kids and maybe strop them going nuts. It is an upside down world.

As regards BS here, you have all types. Chocha Monger gives advice that must be repeated again and again on the off chance it saves some besotted sap. You have the lost souls who married hookers and who criticise and have suspended those of us who gave field reports. For them, it is an ego trip. All in all, the moderating is as good as it can be. But prisons, like those we are now in, are no good unless we can mingle in the yard and shank the w*nkers.

Some are, of course, more argumentative than others. I tend to avoid them in real life: worse thin GS than covid out here. In the virtual world. They are harder to ignore until we can distribute virtual tissue papers and baby oil.

This site is being moderated out of existence.

Covid means no travel means no active reports so the few people still logging on are reading about the latest minutiae about visa approvals (yawn. .) or fruitless attempts to traffic or meet hookers half way around the globe (good luck with those. . yawn again).

I'm assuming DC's redacted post was the latest instalment of the Proff vs Train Wreck vs Reach Around hissy fit. God knows why that was withdrawn. A dummy spit and cat fight is about all the amusement we have right now. Box On I say!!

Rant off, G.

[Goferring]

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This site is being moderated out of existence.

Covid means no travel means no active reports so the few people still logging on are reading about the latest minutiae about visa approvals (yawn. .) or fruitless attempts to traffic or meet hookers half way around the globe (good luck with those. . yawn again).

I'm assuming DC's redacted post was the latest instalment of the Proff vs Train Wreck vs Reach Around hissy fit. God knows why that was withdrawn. A dummy spit and cat fight is about all the amusement we have right now. Box On I say!!

Rant off, G.