Stupid Shit in the Philippines

[TurdyCurdyOne]

Was just stating the way it is. The first two weeks of lockdown was pretty bad, then things got considerably better, and it turned out to be just luck.

Just a different desire for me, but I applaud your finding it. I prefer girls who come, please and go. By "please", for me, its more than just the nawty, and less than a live-in. Prior to lockdown that meant at most a few days together, or just overnight, to include 'going around' for live band or just staying in for the evening to watch movies. But a few days tops is all I can handle. During lockdown, just some nawty in the afternoon and "G'day, miss", or if overnight some nawty + movies, breakfast, and "G'day, miss". I need my own space during the daytime.

OK, I'm bowing down to that one!

Ah, I think you are drawing a line that does not exist. Girls in any country do not fall into only two categories: 1) Good girls who are live-ins, and 2) all the rest. They can not all be labeled as 'hookers who gossip and cock-block you in the province'.

I never claimed my live-in was a "good girl". Good girls generally don't screw old guys like me unless they are getting something extra in return. But since she was a virgin before meeting me, I am her first (probably not her last) and that counts for something. Girls that come in a few nights a week on a rotating basis are just servicing you. If they were in love they would be jealous of each other, usually true for most Filipinas who are extraordinarily jealous and also afraid of other Filipinas. Screwing multiple girls on a rotating basis will get around and will c*ckblock you in the provinces. They look down on stuff like that. It's the Philippine provinces, not Manila and they are very conservative-at least when it comes to public knowledge.

[WestCoast1]

Since were in the bragging mode,

Was just stating the way it is. The first two weeks of lockdown was pretty bad, then things got considerably better, and it turned out to be just luck.

how about a live in g / f 24,

Just a different desire for me, but I applaud your finding it. I prefer girls who come, please and go. By "please", for me, its more than just the nawty, and less than a live-in. Prior to lockdown that meant at most a few days together, or just overnight, to include 'going around' for live band or just staying in for the evening to watch movies. But a few days tops is all I can handle. During lockdown, just some nawty in the afternoon and "G'day, miss", or if overnight some nawty + movies, breakfast, and "G'day, miss". I need my own space during the daytime.

gives part of her salary to help with expenses,

OK, I'm bowing down to that one!

Rather than rotating hookers who gossip and c*ck block you in the province via the bamboo telegraph?

Ah, I think you are drawing a line that does not exist. Girls in any country do not fall into only two categories: 1) Good girls who are live-ins, and 2) all the rest. They can not all be labeled as 'hookers who gossip and cock-block you in the province'.

[Wicked Roger]

Since were in the bragging mode, how about a live in g / f 24, gwapa, who works during the day (so I can fuck around when I want), gives part of her salary to help with expenses, never refuses to fuck and is good at it (because I taught her). Rather than rotating hookers who gossip and c*ck block you in the province via the bamboo telegraph? Always available during any BS lockdown and does the housework to boot. Yeah live in sucks.

As you are bragging despite many FRs complaining how about you post some photos of the sex machine / toy who is so gwapa we all would love to try.

Photo Gallery is waiting Turd.

[TurdyCurdyOne]

Did anyone else watch that phoney Rooshv's video about his born-again conversion? What a phoney. Will post a link on my blog. Religion-the last refuge of scoundrels. What a joke this guy is.

[TurdyCurdyOne]

From the AC thread. Seemed more appropriate here.

While my living expenses in my province are a bit more each month, girly expenses are the same. Two of my fairly fearful regular girls here (they are lifelong friends) would not leave home, even under GQ rules. However, they knew other less-fearful girls who were willing, and we have a similar situation: One new girl spends 2 or 3 nights weekly, the other new girl spends 1 night and 1 afternoon weekly. Couldn't get much better. All 4 girls are friends. Will need to rotate the first 2 regulars back in when they feel more comfortable getting outside. Lockdown lightened yesterday, a number of shuttered resto's re-opened up around town and in a mall here (takeout only, in-house dining with social distancing coming soon I was told at one of them), and the province told a number of shuttered workers to go back to work. All in, about p70 k per month. I did not lock down in this place by accident.

A live-in GF. Yuck.

Since were in the bragging mode, how about a live in g / f 24, gwapa, who works during the day (so I can fuck around when I want), gives part of her salary to help with expenses, never refuses to fuck and is good at it (because I taught her). Rather than rotating hookers who gossip and c*ck block you in the province via the bamboo telegraph? Always available during any BS lockdown and does the housework to boot. Yeah live in sucks.

[Dg8787]

You must be speaking from experience.

Of course. CM always speaks and writes from personal experience and knowledge. Best to follow his vast accumulated knowledge.

[Buko Max]

Give it time. With unlimited high fat and sugary foods in The Land O' Plenty, she is going to blow up like a feeder pig to a full-sized hog! The before and after photos will serve as a warning to all mongers considering taking one home. She will blow up even faster when some monger gives her an errant cream pie during BBFSCIP and breeds her, as happens all too often. Hahaha!

You must be speaking from experience.

[Chocha Monger]

This one can be found on the Gold Coast, Queensland.

Give it time. With unlimited high fat and sugary foods in The Land O' Plenty, she is going to blow up like a feeder pig to a full-sized hog! The before and after photos will serve as a warning to all mongers considering taking one home. She will blow up even faster when some monger gives her an errant cream pie during BBFSCIP and breeds her, as happens all too often. Hahaha!

[Engine Driver]

Personally I love a good cat fight and it's been years since we've had one here.

God knows the only reports we are going to get for a few months are uninformed comments about virus infection rates and whether to panic or not.

So guys, box on. ED, I believe the ball is in your court. 😁 🥊 🤼8205;9794;65039;.

P.S. Who is "Reach Around?" 🤔.

I'm glad it's keeping you amused Gofer. You are correct. The content is in the right thread for sure. Hahahaha. Not much else to do at this point in time other than to watch re-runs of Trike Patrol, send money to undeserving Pinays in Flipsville and count the number of toilet rolls left.

Reacharoud is the legendary Chocha Monger, who I believe is too afraid to come out of his mom's basement in Detroit at the moment, in case he gets the Chinese Wuhan virus. Given his weak heart and poor respiratory condition, it would not be wise for him to get a dose of the nasty bat flu. Generous mongers are sending him supplies of toilet paper and hand sanitizer so he doesn't have to venture out in the cold.

[Goferring]

Hi WR,

You do realize the title of this thread is Stupid Shit in the Philippines don't you? There is nothing more stupid in the Philippines than ED! Cheers, mate!

Personally I love a good cat fight and it's been years since we've had one here.

God knows the only reports we are going to get for a few months are uninformed comments about virus infection rates and whether to panic or not.

So guys, box on. ED, I believe the ball is in your court. 😁 🥊 🤼8205;9794;65039;.

P.S. Who is "Reach Around?" 🤔.

[D Cups]

Guys,

Stop polluting the thread with your childish FRs as does neither of you and favours.

So you don't like each other so press the Ignore button instead or be childish and immature in the PM?

Who cares if one dislikes the other as are supposed to all like pinay pussy.

Hi WR,

You do realize the title of this thread is Stupid Shit in the Philippines don't you? There is nothing more stupid in the Philippines than ED! Cheers, mate! Yes, let's get back to the pussy.

[Wicked Roger]

Guys,

Stop polluting the thread with your childish FRs as does neither of you and favours.

So you don't like each other so press the Ignore button instead or be childish and immature in the PM?

Who cares if one dislikes the other as are supposed to all like pinay pussy.

[D Cups]

Engine Driver,

Erectile Dysfunction, as I told you before, Miss Claire was certainly not a Grade A hooker. She doesn't even make the Top 100 on my list. But for you you to pimp her out like you did was quite a noble gesture. I wonder, are you supporting her and her quasimoto retarded bastard child? Her stretch marks reportedly stretch all the way to Australia! Cheers, mate!

[D Cups]

Engine Driver,

Thank you for this confession, trainwreck, and I want to commend you for your creative writing attempt! Not bad for a 5th Grade Graduate whose crowning lifetime achievement is blowing the whistle on a choo choo! ISG fans, these days this delusional Adonis aka ED is relegated to blowing reach around's whistle wink wink in between wolfing down those delicious hot dog poop sandwiches from the big brown refrigerator in his mum's basement (where he lives with reach around). What a life! What a loser! Take it easy, trainwreck, before you blow a valve, too! Hhahahahahha.

[Engine Driver]

Do pass my condolences to the poor chap, trainwreck. It appears you have some fascination with him because you hang on his every word. Are you enamored by the poor fellow or just jealous?

Cups,

Yes, I am mighty jealous that I was unable to fuck those 45-year old, 4 x 4 x 4 cubic feet DHs which the mongers meet on the plane to Singapore. They also seem to pick up those DHs at the BOI queue in such places as Davao. Next time I am in Davao, I could fuck a few desperate DHs from the BOI line, and then swing past GE's joint for some fine French fare. Hahaha. Cups, you have enjoyed the hospitality of the A-grade hookers I have sent your way and they certainly remember you as the monger, who shall we say, likes a bargain. You got to make that measly Community College pension go the distance. Hahahaha.