Thread: Stupid Shit in the Philippines
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12-05-23 12:27 #514
Posts: 6836Originally Posted by DonRoberts [View Original Post]
In your neighborhood, trash pickup service is Wednesdays. The truck usually rolls in around 6 am-8 am. You put your trash outside in trash cans Tuesday evening, and bring in the empty cans on Wednesday morning. On a certain Tuesday morning (a day early), you hear the trash truck driving by early. You look out the window and see the truck going past your house at 5:50 am. Hmmm. Later in the morning you see your neighbor outside watering his plants. You inquire as to the trash early pickup. Seems it was a surprise to him and everyone else. Nobody put their thrash out. Everyone puts their trash out that Tuesday evening, hoping the truck comes thru on Wednesday morning. But it doesn't; no truck comes by. Was Wednesday a holiday? "No". You leave the trash cans outside and wait for a Thursday pickup, but it doesn't come.
You bike over to the Brgy hall and inquire. "We don't know sir. You call the city hall". You bike over to the city hall (its on your way to an upscale coffee shop you like -- because the place is littered with PYT's) and inquire. "They what"? They came a day early, on Tuesday. "Really". Really. Why? "We don't know sir". They also didn't come today, Thursday. Why not? "Ah. Um. We don't know". I see. Will it come next week on Wednesday? "We are not sure of that sir". Is there a holiday or city celebration or function next week? "No sir". Is there anything you *are* sure of? "Yes we are having an office party tomorrow afternoon. You can come here".
What do I do with this week's trash? "It will go next week sir". I mean, I have 2 trash cans, and they are already full from the past week's trash. Where do I put the additional trash from the upcoming week? "I don't know sir". Can you ask them to hit our neighborhood tomorrow to make up for the miss this week? Deadpan response: "They didn't miss this week sir. They came on Tuesday". Hahaha Grrrrrrrrr!
You bike of to the coffee shop and contemplate: I never considered the possibility, until I moved to Phils, that there would be a get-your-poon / keep-your-trash tradeoff.
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11-30-23 19:43 #513
Posts: 3399Originally Posted by WestCoast1 [View Original Post]
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11-30-23 16:30 #512
Posts: 3262Originally Posted by WestCoast1 [View Original Post]
On the other hand we have some mongers here acting as the pussy price mafia shaming anyone paying more or tipping the girls. Shameful conduct too.
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11-30-23 15:53 #511
Posts: 6836Moved here from the AC thread.
Originally Posted by GreenBud [View Original Post]
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11-10-23 14:17 #510
Posts: 153Tehn and now
Originally Posted by Goferring [View Original Post]
I still have some life in me and I prefer to be with farm girls than freezing here in the cold watching afternoon TV, and stopping dogs shitting outside my house.
We live, we die and we try to put figments of intensity in between hose end points. No easy task.
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11-10-23 06:29 #509
Posts: 3399Then vs Now
Originally Posted by Dg8787 [View Original Post]
Then:
More, hotter, cheaper babes. What attitudes?
What's a ST?
I was younger, fitter, better looking.
Freebies & hookers as girlfriends.
Party tonight, bounce back tomorrow, the next day and the day after.
Stupid and brave enough to get into crazy situations, good and bad.
Bang at will, any where, any time, as often as needed and do it all again tomorrow.
Now:
I know where to go to find girls I want.
$10 or $100? Doesn't really matter as long as I'm enjoying myself.
I now know the tell tail signs to avoid dramas.
Have some fantastic memories but smart enough not to try to relive them.
Travel, hotels soo much easier and cheaper to arrange.
Online girls.
Would I do my 20's over again? Sure.
Am I having a great time now? Sure.
Enjoy. G.
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09-26-23 06:03 #508
Posts: 6836Originally Posted by WestCoast1 [View Original Post]Originally Posted by Goferring [View Original Post]
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09-26-23 05:03 #507
Posts: 3399Originally Posted by WestCoast1 [View Original Post]
Congratulations in the new you. 😜.
G.
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09-25-23 22:24 #506
Posts: 6836Originally Posted by SailorJack [View Original Post]
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09-25-23 20:21 #505
Posts: 3399Originally Posted by SailorJack [View Original Post]
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09-25-23 15:11 #504
Posts: 85Lesbian Waiter?
Lesbian Waiter?
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09-22-23 03:59 #503
Posts: 85Moving furniture
Moving furniture.
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08-16-23 03:06 #502
Posts: 3262Originally Posted by NapaSlapper [View Original Post]
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08-13-23 06:13 #501
Posts: 6836Originally Posted by TjBrazil [View Original Post]Originally Posted by Goferring [View Original Post]
A thought on the K thing in Korean bars. In several such bars I was the only white customer. At times, not only was I being ignored, but also the girls weren't paying attention to anyone who was not having a LD with a girl, nor were the girls on stage paying attention to any customers in the bar, including the Korean guys. Koreans often go in with other Korean mates and just share a drink or two, chat together or pay attention to their phones, and pay scant attention to the girls. The Korean gents who walk into a bar, get a lineup, and barfine 1 (or multiple) girls; and Koreans who make it rain, are by far the minority of Koreans hitting WS. Its true, the girls sometimes fawn over Koreans, and some girls might not be seen with a westerner. I am sure that would not keep me from going to AC.
The AC thread in the Phils forums seems to stay at the top of the reports since the Covid re-opening. Outside AC, things are different. There is an increased Korean (and other asian foreigners) presence in Burgos also, but I haven't seen much K-fawning. That leaves just AC with this issue. Outside of AC, anyone who is blond / blue (or anyone who is nice and has a wallet) is still a hit with the pina.
Tally ho, more AC bar reports are forthcoming.
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08-13-23 00:53 #500
Posts: 3399Originally Posted by TjBrazil [View Original Post]
G.
P.S. I forgot to add that should she be seen going with a westerner, then she is likely to be ostracized by the high paying Koreans, Chinese, Japanese etc too.
All round, openly fucking a westerner represents a very bad business decision for the prettiest girls who have numerous options.
However, there is some disagreement on the board about what can happen after hours, with a long term resident customer, away from prying eyes. But that's another discussion. 🤔.
Enjoy. G.