Stupid Shit in the Philippines

[Sxxxx]

You found my ex!

Miss Jollibee 2019!

[WestCoast1]

For those without Tinder accounts.

You found my ex!

[Naked Gunz]

For those without Tinder accounts.

From the moment Eve bit the apple, its amazing how the women fucking ruin anything and everything that makes men happy in this short life. Tinder, a hook up site, is full of these girls, short, tall, big (or very big) and small, demanding a "relationship". Take that shit to a dating site! If she is Pinay, she the biggest I have ever seen, though I think JB is making them catch up to USA fatties quickly.

[Kabul Guy]

Requires Tinder account.

For those without Tinder accounts.

[WestCoast1]

This is extreme.

https://go.tinder.com/j9yxRV3sKSo-Honey%20Fritzie

Requires Tinder account.

[Kabul Guy]

This is extreme.

https://go.tinder.com/j9yxRV3sKSo-Honey%20Fritzie

[Kabul Guy]

And to think I spent a couple grand USD on all my dive equipment.

[PedroMorales]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ilippines.html

Who said Pinoys don't have brains? This cannibal just ate some.

[Kabul Guy]

One of our local members of parliament has been in the news here lately for his "interest" in young Pinay bar girls.

He even got married to one of them.

https://www.smh.com.au/politics/fede...02-p53g57.html

Anyone recognize the wife?

[WestCoast1]

When I have canceled, I get less than half back and it goes into an account that I need to use in 3 months, usually fly again so not an issue. Flights generally cheap enough that losing half a fare to change is not a deal breaker for me.

The 3 months thing. Its an awful 'gotcha' policy, that makes the company look like they care. They are aware that the vast majority of their flying passengers are poor pinoy that can ill afford to take two flights in the same year (much less 90 days). The percentage of their customers who will fly more than once on their airline in 90 days is well under 50%. They are aware that the remaining folk (vast majority) who will not fly within 90 days will forfeit the money. They also know of the the foreigners who fly domestically that the foreigners come and go from the country, and the odds of them needing to fly in CP again within 90 days is small, and they too (unlike KG) will forfeit the money. The policy could (should) be easily 1 year, and like Las Vegas casinos, is geared to be a win-win for the company in the majority of cases.

[AussieGaigin]

One of our local members of parliament has been in the news here lately for his "interest" in young Pinay bar girls.

He even got married to one of them.

https://www.smh.com.au/politics/fede...02-p53g57.html

[Kabul Guy]

.... But CPac will deduct 'taxes' and a penalty and place it all in a refund account that you must use in 3 months.

.....

I had Cebu Pac cancel a flight on me 2018 when that plane overran the runway and got stuck.

They did process a refund against my credit card.

Only took 4 months to do so.

When I have canceled, I get less than half back and it goes into an account that I need to use in 3 months, usually fly again so not an issue. Flights generally cheap enough that losing half a fare to change is not a deal breaker for me.

[D Cups]

Dear Moderator,

I thought I was the moderator of this thread. How can you keep overriding me? Please explain. Hahahaha.

I like the thread to be free for all. That is, no moderation. Hahahaha.

Might as well put the nuts in charge of the nuthouse.

[Tommy Suharto]

I call the Big Apple the Rotten Apple. It is always full of pathetic looking westerners getting drunk every night on cheap beer. The dive instructors are also getting drunk with them each night, thus filing you with confidence that they will be functional the next day when they have to rescue you. It is also full of the most hideous looking freelancers you can find anywhere in the Phils. If any of you mongers see me at Rotten Apple at the age of 98 drinking beer with toothless hookers, please take me around the back and shoot me. You will be doing the world a favour.

Haha. No, stay at the bar. 98 is about the right age to start taking hard drugs. Meth, coke, copious amount of alcohol, a few blues. The harpies will look like stunning mermaids.

Online it does look like a complete shithole.

https://goo.gl/maps/Xyg22EK3kWzchJbu9

I bet there are better diving sites (with chicks) in the Phils?

[Wicked Roger]

There were 5 seats on the booking. This was really a warning to others. CP's Full refund statement was quite frankly a lie. My preference is Air Asia, and that's who got us there on time. Last minute bookings, for 5 was 40 K.

Makes more sense as you did not say 5 pax. But CPac like many others never make the refund policy clear unless it is like a Ryanair where there is none. But CPac will deduct 'taxes' and a penalty and place it all in a refund account that you must use in 3 months.

Booking last mi ute is pricey as I have experience of this at times.