Stupid Shit in the Philippines

[Engine Driver]

You can buy them there ED.

Or if in transit or another place before you arrive buy them there instead (maybe not in transit as never seen them in all the airports I fly through).

Or buy them in you home place the day before and then pack them immediately.

Or if you can buy them and have them delivered to the hotel.

Thanks WR. Most Australian airports have Victorias Secrets, but I think they are just mainstream in the panty department. Like a thong (T-bar in the Phils) is the most risque item they will sell. Plenty of naughty shops here in my city so I will just buy here and hide them in the trunk of my car as Mr E has suggested.

[Engine Driver]

The seamstress will beat him to it.

Actually I was going to get the seamstress to try them and I was going to fuck her over the sewing machine table. LOL. Nothing is too crazy in the Phils. There are so many lonely women there who haven't had sex in years.

[Engine Driver]

I'm surprised 20 guys have not offered to deliver and fit them for you. 😉.

On a serious note many eBay stores will drop ship. You pay but delivery is to a 3rd party address ie your MNL GF.

Enjoy. G.

Thanks Gofer, but I'm going to buy about 20 pairs for various "girl friends". Panties and full crotchless suits. I wouldn't want the one hooker to take the lot and run. LOL.

[Sakaisuji]

I think you have stumbled into a great opportunity to fill the crotchless panty niche in Manila. Simply purchase several regular panties upon your arrival in the Philippines. Cut slits in the crotches. Then take the panties to a local seamtress and pay her to hem the edges of the holes in the crotches. Test your new products on your Makati honey to verify easy access to her hole or holes. Once the panties are Pinay approved, expand your operation, rake in the dough, and become a crotchless panty magnate.

The seamstress will beat him to it.

[AceKicker]

I recently took one FL girl I've known for years out for a lunch. As we were ready to order she asked from the waitress if she can have "Fish and chips" with rice instead of potato. While the waitress was explaining to her it's not possible I think I was actually the only one who was feeling stupid at the moment.

[Goferring]

Was chatting to a Makati honey yesterday and she's asked me to bring her some crotchless panties. She said she can't find any in Manila. I was about to tell her to look on eBay, but realised they don't even have bank accounts, let alone PayPal accounts. Just wondering how I'm going to hide a bundle of crotchless panties from my SO at home before I can leave for the Phils.

I'm surprised 20 guys have not offered to deliver and fit them for you. 😉.

On a serious note many eBay stores will drop ship. You pay but delivery is to a 3rd party address ie your MNL GF.

Enjoy. G.

[Wicked Roger]

Was chatting to a Makati honey yesterday and she's asked me to bring her some crotchless panties. She said she can't find any in Manila. I was about to tell her to look on eBay, but realised they don't even have bank accounts, let alone PayPal accounts. Just wondering how I'm going to hide a bundle of crotchless panties from my SO at home before I can leave for the Phils.

You can buy them there ED.

Or if in transit or another place before you arrive buy them there instead (maybe not in transit as never seen them in all the airports I fly through).

Or buy them in you home place the day before and then pack them immediately.

Or if you can buy them and have them delivered to the hotel.

[Chocha Monger]

Was chatting to a Makati honey yesterday and she's asked me to bring her some crotchless panties. She said she can't find any in Manila. I was about to tell her to look on eBay, but realised they don't even have bank accounts, let alone PayPal accounts. Just wondering how I'm going to hide a bundle of crotchless panties from my SO at home before I can leave for the Phils.

I think you have stumbled into a great opportunity to fill the crotchless panty niche in Manila. Simply purchase several regular panties upon your arrival in the Philippines. Cut slits in the crotches. Then take the panties to a local seamtress and pay her to hem the edges of the holes in the crotches. Test your new products on your Makati honey to verify easy access to her hole or holes. Once the panties are Pinay approved, expand your operation, rake in the dough, and become a crotchless panty magnate.

[Sakaisuji]

Was chatting to a Makati honey yesterday and she's asked me to bring her some crotchless panties. She said she can't find any in Manila. I was about to tell her to look on eBay, but realised they don't even have bank accounts, let alone PayPal accounts. Just wondering how I'm going to hide a bundle of crotchless panties from my SO at home before I can leave for the Phils.

Be safe and buy 3 pair of different colors. Give your wife the pair that you think she will like and keep the others in a brown paper bag in your travel bag. If she finds them you can say you were going to give her the other 2 if she liked the first pair, but you forgot about them.

[Mr Enternational]

Just wondering how I'm going to hide a bundle of crotchless panties from my SO at home before I can leave for the Phils.

In the car where your spare tire is.

[Engine Driver]

Was chatting to a Makati honey yesterday and she's asked me to bring her some crotchless panties. She said she can't find any in Manila. I was about to tell her to look on eBay, but realised they don't even have bank accounts, let alone PayPal accounts. Just wondering how I'm going to hide a bundle of crotchless panties from my SO at home before I can leave for the Phils.

[Engine Driver]

Why opt out so early? It may be instructive to let her put you through the paces. LOL! Perhaps, you might even enjoy it parading about the barangay meeting sick mama, future stepchildren, and sister-in-law. This Pinay domestic returning from Singapore just might have that spectacular puss to rock your world and bring you to your knees. LOL!

Being paraded through the streets of the Pinays' Barangay like a trophy boyfriend must surely be the highlight of any mongers' career. All the neighbours kids would be craning their necks to see the walking ATM. The young girls would be green with envy over the old maids lucky catch.

I ghosted my pinay maid friend. Man, too much drama. Why go all the way out to Tarlac City to bang a maid when I can stay in my hotel in AC and dial room service. There's only 1,000 morsels ready to drop their panties with 5 minutes notice.

[Engine Driver]

I have cum a cross a few maids in HK, Dubai & Bahrain. There is a bit of a common theme that by the time they are 30-35 it's time to retire and go back home to PH. If they can take a foreigner back to pay the bills all the better. I think that unless they have a retirement foreigner then shortly after being back in the province they will leave again to the financial reality of being an OFW and the advantage of living in better facilities. Just look around HK Central Station on Sunday at all the older maids, the kids are being raised by others and she lives and enjoys the single life in HK.

One stunning girl in Dubai almost had me convinced but it just doesn't really make any sense.

BD.

You are very correct BD. Although they miss their kids and their moms back in the Phils, this single life in SG, HK or UAE is better for most. Once they go back to the Phils, they can't settle and want to do another tour. This is why they rarely break their contracts, as it affects their future employability.

[BrainDrain]

...e and the motivation for 1,000's of maids to venture abroad.

I have cum a cross a few maids in HK, Dubai & Bahrain. There is a bit of a common theme that by the time they are 30-35 it's time to retire and go back home to PH. If they can take a foreigner back to pay the bills all the better. I think that unless they have a retirement foreigner then shortly after being back in the province they will leave again to the financial reality of being an OFW and the advantage of living in better facilities. Just look around HK Central Station on Sunday at all the older maids, the kids are being raised by others and she lives and enjoys the single life in HK.

One stunning girl in Dubai almost had me convinced but it just doesn't really make any sense.

BD.

[Chocha Monger]

I have the perfect opportunity to just try that CM. I am close to a Pinay domestic servant in Singapore whom I met on Tinder. She's about to finish her contract with an expat family and head back to the Phils for good. I already have invitations to meet her kids, her sick mom (true), sister etc. I think she thinks I'm going to propose to her when I visit her in Tarlac City. LOL. I can hardly wait (NOT). She keeps sending me naked pictures in the hope of enticing my cock to travel to Tarlac. Me thinks it's time to dump and run. Anyhow, it was a useful exercise to learn more about the maid situation in Singapore and the motivation for 1,000's of maids to venture abroad.

Too bad there's only another few million hookers to chase in the Philippines.

Why opt out so early? It may be instructive to let her put you through the paces. LOL! Perhaps, you might even enjoy it parading about the barangay meeting sick mama, future stepchildren, and sister-in-law. This Pinay domestic returning from Singapore just might have that spectacular puss to rock your world and bring you to your knees. LOL!