Stupid Shit in the Philippines

[PedroMorales]

So here I was thinking that I too want to be one of those educated, highly intelligent and rich mongers, quaffing the finest French wines, who use the huge power imbalance to prey upon desperately poor women in shithole countries..

I have my tickets bought for the end of the month and I am looking forward to buying the finest French wines in Mindanao corner stores but I am unsure if it is worth the hassle for a few barebacks. It is not something one can really boast about: flying to the ass end of the world to bonk illiterate paupers and drink French wine out of a cracked coffee cup.

There are really too many stupid mongers, like herds of wildebeest sniffing at the same sets of used panties. They are not necessarily bad men, in the same league as a Pol Pot or Hitler. Outside of a quick thrill, what is the point?

Out of al the tens of thousands of hookers members have bonked or pretended to bonk, what, besides a dose of the clap is the take away message. Many of the hookers are genuinely nice but what of it? There are lots of junkies in Europe who are also nice and deserving and will drop what is left of their panties for the price of a fix.

Here is my challenge. I am due to fly out in about 10 days but I don't know if it is worth the effort.

[Engine Driver]

Post a picture of your abs.

Yeah okay, after my Pinay care giver comes and changes my diaper. She's late. She must be chatting up some horny mongers on the way here.

[John Clayton]

...I became convinced that these mongers are firstly not rich at all, largely surviving on meagre pensions. Secondly they are not at all educated with most of them being functionally illiterate, intellectual retards. Some claim to have PHDs, but upon closer examination, these worthless...

Post a picture of your abs.

[Engine Driver]

We certainly don't need another thread called Stupid Pinays in Stupid Land. That's understood. Indeed this whole Philippines board is devoted to describing how stupid the local bush women are and just how smart, wily and rich the foreign mongers are. Money and intelligence are the two most powerful aphrodisiacs known to man. ISG was invented so that smart and rich mongers (in possession of these two power aphrodisiacs) could showcase their talents. They can teach other less intelligent mongers how they use poor, local women for cheap or free sex.

So here I was thinking that I too want to be one of those educated, highly intelligent and rich mongers, quaffing the finest French wines, who use the huge power imbalance to prey upon desperately poor women in shithole countries.

The more I started reading ISG, the more I became convinced that these mongers are firstly not rich at all, largely surviving on meagre pensions. Secondly they are not at all educated with most of them being functionally illiterate, intellectual retards. Some claim to have PHDs, but upon closer examination, these worthless diplomas have been freshly printed at Khao San Road. Thirdly, far from having rock hard abs and looking like Don Draper, most of them are grossly overweight, geriatric pigs with Zimmer frames about to drop dead any minute. Some even go around on mobility scooters with oxygen tanks FFS. Fourthly, they are incredibly stupid. What makes them leave their brains behind on the immigration counter at NAIA and wander around with reckless abandon? So all the people I looked up to as my heroes are nothing but phoneys who need elephant strength Viagra just to be able to pee standing up.

So as a warning to prospective mongers and to get over my disappointment at the level of stupidity on display, it is appropriate that we have a thread dedicated to the stupidity of stupid mongers in the Philippines. Have any of you seen the film "The Rainmaker? Mrs. Black receives a letter whereby the insurance company tells her in writing "You must be stupid, stupid stupid, stupid!" You can use that phrase a million times a day in the Philippines to describe the actions of stupid foreign mongers.

Just this week on the Philippines board, we have come across at least four cases of mongers being completely and utterly stupid. Don't worry. None of these nincompoops are in serious contention for the Wykeham Chair of Logic at Oxford University.

1. Monger A was in complete awe of MongerB for simply fucking two hookers in one day and then getting a hotel massage. That's it. One by one. Then a massage. You need to say that in your best spastic voice with tongue hanging out for effect. You would have thought this achievement was equivalent to rushing 2,000 yards in an NFL season the way he was carrying on. The last I heard, Monger A was petitioning the Mayor to erect a statue of MongerB on Fields Avenue. Stupid score: 9.

2. MongerC, despite having more than 700 posts asking questions about AC and filling up 48 note books full of useless Philippines mongering information, still doesn't know how the BF system works in AC. Stupid score: 8.

3. MongerD chats up a China Doll at the airport and then believes she is only on a stipend of 8,000 a month from her Korean keeper. Furthermore, he does not invite her up to his room for horizontal refreshment. Stupid score: 6.

4. Philippines has the highest concentration of hookers per square mile than any other country. Knowing this, Monger E wanted to fuck above his station by pursuing educated, middle class pussy. A corporate executive to be precise. Was this a vain attempt to please GE? Was this to meet his intellectual match in Pussy Heaven? This was a completely stupid idea which ended in disaster. Who called who's bluff? Monger or middle class pussy? Stupid score: 9.

[Engine Driver]

My phrase to them was always to remember "up the bum no babies cum" LOL.

ED I hope you told this lady no poo poo if you take a nice enema first LOL (and BTW I have one in my bag you can use LOL).

Plumb the depths of stupidity! What a country!

1. Beautiful, hot women never need to take a dump. Ever. (The kind me and WR fuck).

2. Some mongers might have a scat fetish. They get off on seeing their dick covered in shit when the pull out and go straight to ATM. Remember Rocco Siffredi once said "it's only smells" as he forced his shit covered shlong down the throat of a Euro trash porn star.

[Blanquiceleste]

It is possible just unlikely. After sex the muscle does not seal and cum can leak out and especially if she is face down can run down the pussy where those swimmers can make a mad dash inside.

Perhaps some reading up credible sources on human reproduction will help dispel such myths.

[Wicked Roger]

30 year old office lady only just learns that you can't get pregnant from anal sex.

My phrase to them was always to remember "up the bum no babies cum" LOL.

ED I hope you told this lady no poo poo if you take a nice enema first LOL (and BTW I have one in my bag you can use LOL).

[GDreams]

30 year old office lady only just learns that you can't get pregnant from anal sex.

It is possible just unlikely. After sex the muscle does not seal and cum can leak out and especially if she is face down can run down the pussy where those swimmers can make a mad dash inside.

[Kabul Guy]

..... At Davao they do not allow non-travelling passengers into the terminal. Annoying rule, but it is a small terminal and could easily be swamped my people saying goodbye but not actually flying.
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It would be a lot more annoying if 15 people came to say good bye to every passenger. Even when they do not let them in, you sometimes see a half dozen with one passenger in the security line.

What I wish they would do is have good services inside the airport, decent place to get a coffee or something to eat would be very nice. How about Bo's or Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf inside the airport?

[Mr Enternational]

Besides, you can check in and print your boarding pass before you get to the airport, so it would be easier to hand it to the terrorist at home. Plus you would save money on a Grab.

[Blanquiceleste]

30 year old office lady only just learns that you can't get pregnant from anal sex.

I am absolutely certain that many a monger might have fallen prey to that scam. Maybe that is why she believes it too.

[PBtoCobra]

You say above: "it is not allowed to exit the terminal building anymore once you have completed check-in and issued a boarding pass. I don't understand what kind of stupid shit rule this is".

Yes, well the first guy could hand his boarding pass to a terrorist waiting outside the building, who climbs on plane and blows everyone up. Its not a stupid rule at all!

I did exactly this at Davao the other week. Checked into the Qatar Airlines flight to Doha, got my Boarding pass, paid my Airport Fee, and then left the terminal to sit in the cafe outside with my GF, so we could spend the last hour together and then I could hand over any spare Pesos to her. At Davao they do not allow non-travelling passengers into the terminal. Annoying rule, but it is a small terminal and could easily be swamped my people saying goodbye but not actually flying.

Not allowing people out of the terminal could be a real pain at some locations. I did not exit the plane at Clark, the Qatar plane touches down there on the way to Davao.

[PedroMorales]

At least the toilets seem to be better than they were after Marcos fell. Is the Internet really big enough to detail all the craziness that makes up the Philippines? I doubt it.

[Engine Driver]

30 year old office lady only just learns that you can't get pregnant from anal sex.

A very learned scholar once asked me a very intelligent and interesting question. If we keep associating with bird brained nincompoops, won't we become bird brained nincompoops as well?

[Engine Driver]

30 year old office lady only just learns that you can't get pregnant from anal sex.