Stupid Shit in the Philippines

[PedroMorales]

So accept to be a lonesome looser like you already did at home haha. Only your dick can wins.

You nailed us. That's gonna be my line with them. I am a lonesome loser. Go get yourself a winner bit a big wallet.

[Retgilpo]

I can't quite believe how big Valentine's Day is in the Philippines. One chick I know got so many gifts from various mongers that she filled two suitcases and took the goodies back home to Cavite to give to her family. Besides the ubiquitous Ferrero Rocher chocolate boxes, her haul included expensive French perfumes as well.

They seem to love taking pictures of their bounty and then showing the world. This includes for every occasion - birthdays, Christmas, CNY, Valentines Day, college graduation.

Lots of chicks texted me asking for their gift. I just texted back an eggplant emoji and said they would get it later this year when I'm back in the Phils. This elicited the usual, predictable laughing emoji, followed by a foot long hahahahahahaha. They really do have peanuts for brains. The little finch sitting on the tree in my garden has a bigger brain than most pinay hookers.

You should deepen yourself more in the pinoy culture.

Many Phil folks (maybe all we do meet as white ATMs) ask for a gift (pasabulong) on every occasion possible.

If there is not yet an occasion than they will shout "advance occasion" (advance xmass or whatever).

They have brains like little kids. So there is no Anny (self) respect. Just ask ask ask.

If they know a friend or cousin (read whole the country haha) is meeting a white on a special (advanced) occasion they will all ask for pasabulong on her.

There seems to be a national obligation that pretty or successful people share with lazy stupids.

So whatever you give is never enough. And will be never appreciated.

Whatever you give out of a good heart will be given away next day on persons who hate and this approve you.

There is no Anny thankful cel in their body.

They just want more more more.

So best to give nothing.

Cause all is wasted respectless.

Haha that people marry a pinay after meeting them 5 days.

And than blame them when they leave them broke and broken hearted.

Well yes the beginning is always so nice and excited.

I start to beliave there is no difference between prostitutes and "normal" girls.

They all give sex the first time, they all expect money.

But hey we are old (and maybe even fat or bold) and want a slim young girl.

The worst we do is making them spoiled and fat (I don't see other way with all their childish pushing).

So for everybody comes a time after a few years to end the relation.

Cause there will be never "common money" or "common care" like within a western relation.

So just have fun as long as you can accept the their bulshit.

And after a few relations you understand why most white live alone in the Phil.

Cause its impossible to become a winner.

So accept to be a lonesome looser like you already did at home haha.

Only your dick can wins.

[PedroMorales]

I can't quite believe how big Valentine's Day is in the Philippines. One chick I know s.

There is a Belgian guy in Angeles sells so so chocolates he makes himself. Mongers buy them for the bar women, who take them home to their kids as a treat. Cupid has his work cut out.

[Engine Driver]

I can't quite believe how big Valentine's Day is in the Philippines. One chick I know got so many gifts from various mongers that she filled two suitcases and took the goodies back home to Cavite to give to her family. Besides the ubiquitous Ferrero Rocher chocolate boxes, her haul included expensive French perfumes as well.

They seem to love taking pictures of their bounty and then showing the world. This includes for every occasion - birthdays, Christmas, CNY, Valentines Day, college graduation.

Lots of chicks texted me asking for their gift. I just texted back an eggplant emoji and said they would get it later this year when I'm back in the Phils. This elicited the usual, predictable laughing emoji, followed by a foot long hahahahahahaha. They really do have peanuts for brains. The little finch sitting on the tree in my garden has a bigger brain than most pinay hookers.

[Engine Driver]

Munga Honorable says it best when it comes to the girls. LOL!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40H_Qrq94Lo

Are those black chicks in the video hookers? And if so, where do I line up to pay?

[Kabul Guy]

I bail as soon as a girl starts showing signs of GPS. If her first ask is ridiculous I don't negotiate just laugh and bail.

If she starts to want more and more I don't negotiate just bail.

GPS is epidemic in the Western wold and is starting to show up here.

GPS= golden pussy syndrome.

[Chocha Monger]

At first, I figured she was right to take both job offers but the really smart hooker would ditch you and concentrate on milking the bigger buffaloes. Why do you want her to go to the hassle of meeitngb you at the airport? It limits your moves for a start. I am a "Don't contact us" kind of guy, most particularly regarding airports.

Munga Honorable says it best when it comes to the girls. LOL!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40H_Qrq94Lo

[Goferring]

The mistake many of these high flying "student" hookers make is thinking that their pussy is an asset when in reality, pussy is just a commodity that mongers consume and discard before moving on to the next fresh snatch on the market. Filipina hookers have a fast burn rate and only have a window of a few years to fleece the big sheep of their golden fleeces. Such women have no golden parachute when they come crashing into the ground because they burn through easy money faster than fire on an oil spill. They have too many bad habits and sick water buffaloes grazing on the seasonal bounty of their triangular pastures.

Another thing that the high flying girls don't consider is that that lifestyle also drastically limits their shelf life.

A girl meeting a few guys online can keep going for years. However, one smoking and drinking until 4 am then fucking or snorting for the rest of the night, every night, will have her looks disappear QuickTime. Before she blinks, guys prepared to pay the megabucks for hotties will move on to greener pastures.

[BrainDrain]

How funny is this. A hooker I know has just scored a 10-day holiday to UAE and Egypt with a rich monger. On business class! She's also a student at LUP.

She still wants to fuck me though for 2,500 PHP and said she will meet me at NAIA on my next trip. I won't be taking her business class, that's for sure. Maybe a meal at the Filling Station.

There is a Qatar pilot that stays regularly in Clark. The one I know will often get his GF onto the flights and follow around with him.

[PedroMorales]

Yes, that is true. This girl has photos of herself at the casino with a pile of chips. Tens of thousands of pesos given to her by a monger. She also has photos of herself snorting coke! She also lives in a nice apartment in Makati. No doubt some monger overseas is paying the 40 K rent a month. Many girls turn to prostitution to fund their expensive lifestyle, not just to pay for the sick buffalo back home. I would think living in the fast lane through the generosity of rich mongers would get addictive. If this student wasn't a prostitute, she would be living in a dorm with 4 other girls, catching jeepneys, using a cheap knock off smart phone, eating 10 peso rice packets from the street vendor, wearing clothes sold at the market and drinking red horse once a month.

Quite incredible and proof we are not life's biggest suckers. I did know a guy like this wen I was much younger: he just flew chicks across the Atlantic.

This type of discussion has been going on since the dawn of civilisation. Hardened pro, semi-pro, amateur, street walker, pro, prostitute, professional, part-timer, hoare, call girl, hussy, tramp, working girl, woman of abilities, blah blah blah. I'm a straight forward guy and my test is simple. Does she drop her panties for money? Yes or no? If yes, she's a hooker. Q.E.D.

Adam got Eve to drop her panties for an apple, not for a night of blackjack.

[Chocha Monger]

At the end of the day it's still true that if it Flies, Floats or Fucks then it's better to rent than buy. If some fool is paying 40 k rent plus unlimited blow, then it makes your 2500 all the wiser.

You're right about the good times being addictive. However, I've seen many come crashing to earth when they come to an end.

The mistake many of these high flying "student" hookers make is thinking that their pussy is an asset when in reality, pussy is just a commodity that mongers consume and discard before moving on to the next fresh snatch on the market. Filipina hookers have a fast burn rate and only have a window of a few years to fleece the big sheep of their golden fleeces. Such women have no golden parachute when they come crashing into the ground because they burn through easy money faster than fire on an oil spill. They have too many bad habits and sick water buffaloes grazing on the seasonal bounty of their triangular pastures.

[Goferring]

Yes, that is true. This girl has photos of herself at the casino with a pile of chips. Tens of thousands of pesos given to her by a monger. She also has photos of herself snorting coke! She also lives in a nice apartment in Makati. No doubt some monger overseas is paying the 40 K rent a month. Many girls turn to prostitution to fund their expensive lifestyle, not just to pay for the sick buffalo back home. I would think living in the fast lane through the generosity of rich mongers would get addictive. If this student wasn't a prostitute, she would be living in a dorm with 4 other girls, catching jeepneys, using a cheap knock off smart phone, eating 10 peso rice packets from the street vendor, wearing clothes sold at the market and drinking red horse once a month.

At the end of the day it's still true that if it Flies, Floats or Fucks then it's better to rent than buy. If some fool is paying 40 k rent plus unlimited blow, then it makes your 2500 all the wiser.

You're right about the good times being addictive. However, I've seen many come crashing to earth when they come to an end.

[Engine Driver]

But in reality poor girl needs a monthly sponsor to take care of her needs.

Yes, that is true. This girl has photos of herself at the casino with a pile of chips. Tens of thousands of pesos given to her by a monger. She also has photos of herself snorting coke! She also lives in a nice apartment in Makati. No doubt some monger overseas is paying the 40 K rent a month. Many girls turn to prostitution to fund their expensive lifestyle, not just to pay for the sick buffalo back home. I would think living in the fast lane through the generosity of rich mongers would get addictive. If this student wasn't a prostitute, she would be living in a dorm with 4 other girls, catching jeepneys, using a cheap knock off smart phone, eating 10 peso rice packets from the street vendor, wearing clothes sold at the market and drinking red horse once a month.

[Engine Driver]

This girl is a student and not a harden pro. Mischaracterized as a hooker. Just needs funds for tuition and school.

This type of discussion has been going on since the dawn of civilisation. Hardened pro, semi-pro, amateur, street walker, pro, prostitute, professional, part-timer, hoare, call girl, hussy, tramp, working girl, woman of abilities, blah blah blah. I'm a straight forward guy and my test is simple. Does she drop her panties for money? Yes or no? If yes, she's a hooker. Q.E.D.

[Engine Driver]

That some stupid shit.

That's why this thread is called Stupid Shit in the Philippines. DG, people might mistake you for Mother Teresa. LOL.