Stupid Shit in the Philippines

[Soapy Smith]

Thanks for the shout out. One of the problems with this forum generally and some posters specifically is the use of absolute statements. Always, Never, All, None are very rarely accurate in the PI:

True most places, and especially in the Philippines.

[Goferring]

As I have said a photo speaks a 1000 words,

They can also be incredibly deceiving. Google 'models without makeup' if you need to check the reliability of photos.

At the end of the day, who cares? If a guy says he barfined someone that he found attractive, then who am I to disagree? Whether I find her attractive is irrelevant.

[Goferring]

I had a great week in Angeles and saw lots of pretty girls. So did Volterra, Sailor Jack and lots of others. Westcoast and Goferring are two of the most respected voices on the Philippines forum and they've claimed to see pretty girls too. A casual observer might conclude that the vast majority of us can't be 'dreamers' and perhaps the resident whinger in the corner, who never has a good word to say about Angeles, might be offering opinions that should come with a fake news warning.

Thanks for the shout out. One of the problems with this forum generally and some posters specifically is the use of absolute statements. Always, Never, All, None are very rarely accurate in the PI:

ALL pinas are sluts.

Cuties NEVER go with westerners.

Its ALWAYS about the money.

The idea is accurate but saying that there are NO exceptions isn't.

Cheers. G.

[Goferring]

Morale of the story some guys are fussy in their girl choice and some guys are not, it is what it is and the whole reason some guys rave about what they find in the bars of Angeles and some guys are left disappointed.

Happy mongering.

You're correct that guys' standards can determine if they enjoy a place or if their preferences are fulfilled. I'd also add that personality plays a equal or greater part. Some guys' could have a party at a morgue while others' glasses are always half empty and they can never enjoy them selves.

Some real world examples that I have posted before:

A guy complained that he hated Sabang because he travelled so far and there were no Russian girls.

A guy asked for assistance with Cebu and was given names and addresses of bars, clubs etc and even girls' WhatsApp. He complained that he couldn't get any girls to come to his hotel. Not the quality, he couldn't even get them to turn up.

These were far less about the place but the attitudes of the guys involved.

Enjoy. G.

[NapaSlapper]

Napa Slapper and Choca Monger would get along real well. I too have fun times everywhere especially in Angeles. Last time a real sexy one with great BJ skills brought her older sister for a threesome for 3 K. And now they want to bring their little sister when she turns 18. The little sister has even bigger tits too so I can't wait to do all three of them. A family affair! When one gets tired of AC go to Manila or even Subic. The floating bar in Subic is opening soon and I have a lot of fond memories from there. Cheers, Lance.

Thanks for your input, I think you will find that its not only me and guys like choca monger that don't see what we want in the bars of Angeles but many many others that have posted such.

Never a truer few words have been said than beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Depending on how high a punter sets his bar and what quality of girls he seeks will have a direct result on what one sees or how much fun one has.

Have one friend that is on a short visit from Davao city to catch up with us in Angeles for couple of days, we all tease him about his bad taste in women, his taste is so bad I would not leave my 93 year old grandmother alone with him in case he hits on her, he always finds his type of girl in the bars, the other night it was the 1st girl that smiled at him in our 1st bar we visited, we all told him to take his time and choose better than the old fattie he liked but he wanted her, the next morning he was telling us all what a stunner his girl had been last night.

Morale of the story some guys are fussy in their girl choice and some guys are not, it is what it is and the whole reason some guys rave about what they find in the bars of Angeles and some guys are left disappointed.

Happy mongering.

[D Cups]

I had a great week in Angeles and saw lots of pretty girls. So did Volterra, Sailor Jack and lots of others. Westcoast and Goferring are two of the most respected voices on the Philippines forum and they've claimed to see pretty girls too. A casual observer might conclude that the vast majority of us can't be 'dreamers' and perhaps the resident whinger in the corner, who never has a good word to say about Angeles, might be offering opinions that should come with a fake news warning.

Napa Slapper and Choca Monger would get along real well. I too have fun times everywhere especially in Angeles. Last time a real sexy one with great BJ skills brought her older sister for a threesome for 3 K. And now they want to bring their little sister when she turns 18. The little sister has even bigger tits too so I can't wait to do all three of them. A family affair! When one gets tired of AC go to Manila or even Subic. The floating bar in Subic is opening soon and I have a lot of fond memories from there. Cheers, Lance.

[Sir Lancelot]

Anyways, got better things to do than shoot the shit.

The irony of this comment. When I researched my trip I went back through 100 pages on the Angeles thread, collecting useful information. At first I thought I might have a disappointing trip because I kept reading bad things but I quickly realised that almost all of the negative posts were written by you. In the end it became amusing. In over 100 pages you've barely had one good word to say about the place you've supposedly lived for 27 years.

So excuse me that I find your 'better things to do' comment amusing, you've trolled this board relentlessly for years with your one-man mission to discourage people from visiting.

In fact, a week in Angeles had made me realise that your opinions are so far divorced from reality it's clear to me you have an agenda. Perhaps a financial interest in a Pattaya bar, or maybe you really do work in Angeles on business (hmm) and you want to discourage others from visiting to increase your odds. You strike me as someone who needs all the help you can have.

The fact you snort in derision at the sheer prospect that others can go with young, pretty girls suggests you're not doing this mongering thing very well. Even by your own admission last week the girls don't like you.

I had a great week in Angeles and saw lots of pretty girls. So did Volterra, Sailor Jack and lots of others. Westcoast and Goferring are two of the most respected voices on the Philippines forum and they've claimed to see pretty girls too. A casual observer might conclude that the vast majority of us can't be 'dreamers' and perhaps the resident whinger in the corner, who never has a good word to say about Angeles, might be offering opinions that should come with a fake news warning.

[NapaSlapper]

Haha nice try.

My girls are 18-22, slim and pretty. Loads of those currently in Angeles. You must have incredibly bad luck to be a resident there and keep missing them all the time. Maybe they see you coming and hide.

Of course your girls are, did not expect anything else from you, going by your dreamer posts it might even be true that the pope is not catholic.

As I have said a photo speaks a 1000 words, as all your post contain no photos of the stunners you claim to meet then I tend to believe what I see with my own eyes most nights in the bars over a 27 year stay rather than a faceless member who might or might not have ever left grannys basement, or a skint Angeles bar owner trying to drum up business for his empty bar by claiming all is rosie.

Anyways, got better things to do than shoot the shit, so happy mongering, I'll look forward to your future dreamer romance posts, if anything they are amusing.

[Sir Lancelot]

As far as enjoying ones angeles visit or not or finding the type of girls one wants is strictly down to how fussy one is in his choice of girls, those that are happy with older, fatter plain girls are going to have a time of their life, those that are a little bit more fussy in their choice of girls are going to not enjoy their time.

Haha nice try.

My girls are 18-22, slim and pretty. Loads of those currently in Angeles. You must have incredibly bad luck to be a resident there and keep missing them all the time. Maybe they see you coming and hide.

[Sailor Jack]

........ I'm out again with korean business associates this weekend........

Sailor Jack does not ask the girls to justify their pursuit of the Korean Peso rain.

And Sailor Jack did not ask NapaSlapper to justify his pursuit of the Korean Peso rain.

The girls have their Korean business associates and so does NapaSlapper.

Sailor Jack is reporting current wind and weather.

Weather report; heavy peso rain. Last night Sailor Jack observed a Korean (or possibly Japanese) throwing handfuls of 1000 p notes off of the second floor at Dollhouse. Yes, they were 1000 p notes, not 100 p notes. There were near wrestling matches as the girls scrambled for the notes.

How you set your sails is up to you.

SJ Archive photo.

As mentioned before, current SJ Regular Crew members are never pictured (with one exception).

[Dg8787]

When I visit Angeles City, I don't go around measuring the size of other guy's dicks or taking a stopwatch to time how long the guy takes in bed. I just take care of my own pleasure. What other guys do in bed doesn't really matter to me. As to how other guys know what is the average size of Korean dicks or how long they last, there is often no first hand knowledge because they are not in the room, they tend to go with what girls tell them but it is not a random sample. It is girls that go out with them so it is self-selective. Now, everyone agrees that the bargirls lie all the time and yet when a white guy asks a bargirl about guys from other countries, all of a sudden, these bargirls are always telling the truth. What would you expect them to say? They are going to tell you what you want to hear. What do you think the bargirls are telling the Koreans about the performance of Westerners and who they prefer?

The reality is that there is "average" guy in a country. Everyone is is different. Try this one. How long does the average American man lasts in bed? The question is silly, right? It is hard to generalize in that manner. As to average penis size, you have to also question the method. It is usually based on survey data and not actual measurements. But even average size is deceptive. If you have a guy who is 4 inches and a guy who is 8 inches, the average size is 6 inches. Some will be bigger, some will be smaller but it will not be the case that everyone is 6 inches.


But I can understand the need to put others down to make yourself feel better.

The girls are telling the truth. Especially when they tell them they have a big dick! LOL.

[WestCoast1]

Would love you to prove me wrong So how about posting some recent photos of the girls you have barfined, posting archive girls pictures is fine but lets be honest most are probably grandmothers by now.

To defend SJ. His FR's are descriptive and of quality. Humorous. He provides pics (he DID say they were from his archives, as do I when I post older throwbacks).

ill bring my camera.

NS we will be waiting to see your current girlie pix. Or any random archive pic.

Random pic attached from my archives.

[Fastpiston]

Girls go to work in Angeles bars for money & financial support. Nationality or anything else is far secondary. If a guy has a nice flat etc in Manila, there's never a need for Angeles. In fact have a nice city place to live works everywhere in the world.

[WestCoast1]

But I can understand the need to put others down to make yourself feel better.

And, dammit, that's *my* job. The rest of you can stand down on this.

[NapaSlapper]

I'm lost with what you are trying to say. One minute Korean guys are not top dogs, the next westerners must accept their left overs. Then you don't accept SJs photos of, to my eyes, attractive girls, demanding either time stamped photos or a pissing match bar crawl.

FWIW, I think anyone with eyes can see that Koreans do get the most attractive girls in the bar probably because they throw a lot of money around and are very easy to please clients. Having said that, I don't care because once the girls become accustomed to providing the low service levels that they, the Koreans, accept, then they are of no use to me. Of course, there are exceptions but over the years I've rarely been proved wrong.

Don't even get me started on if one girl isn't compatible there are literally thousands of others to choose from.

Cheers. G.

Thanks for your input, not sure where you see confusion in my posts, go back and read my last 10 trip reports and you will see that I am clearly saying that koreans are angeles top dogs and that koreans own all the bars that enploy the better looking girls.

Yes koreans throw money around in bars but so do westerners, guess what given even monetary amounts spent then the better looking girls still chose the koreans, why, because most koreans in angeles are 40 years westerners junior, dress smart and clean, smell good something that cannot be said for the majority of older much fatter westerners.

As far as sailor jacks photos I had previously posted that it was nice to see some of the faces of yesteryear again, what is true though that posting photos of archive girls from multiple years ago although nice has no reflection on what is available in the new angeles city so as such my offer of a friendly beer to see what sailor jack can attract versus the koreans, maybe he can prove us all wrong when it comes to westerners getting laid, no pissing match intended, just truthful fact gaining.

Again as many others have said how you guys know what service koreans expect or get by their barfines is mind boggling, maybe you got cameras in all the koreans hotel rooms to know, the mind boggles it really does with some of the claims from some.

As I and others have said I mainly put the hate of koreans in angeles by westerners down to pure jealousy.