Stupid Shit in Tijuana

[KC Questor]

Can I take any girl from any bar or off the street to my room at Las Cascadas? If not, what hotel in the zona do you recommend for me. I do plan to stay overnight and perhaps get some sleep before noon.

Cascadas won't have a problem with it (excepting any girls who may be banned, or whatever). But the girls themselves may have a problem with Cascadas. Many of them will only go to the hotel where they stand. The ones near Cascadas will usually go there.

[Juan Carter]

Can I take any girl from any bar or off the street to my room at Las Cascadas? If not, what hotel in the zona do you recommend for me. I do plan to stay overnight and perhaps get some sleep before noon.

[ScatManDoo]

Time to get back to the arguments!

[BearBare]

Never seen a dude handing out trinkets and I've spent hundreds of hours hanging out in the alley. I think I've read his posts on another forum but never met or seen him.

As far as telling El Oso what to do, I will pass. When I first met him he told me all the trips he took and I said," You ought just get a room at Leyva and take girls there with the amount you're spending on 15 minute citas. " he just smiled and nodded politely. I later learned from a now deceased monger R1, "dude, you were just talking to El Oso. " Felt kinda dumb as I'm sure he already knew what I was telling him better than I knew.

Funny looking for certain people, such as a guy in a flight jacket. I was once talking to Lindsey at Const and Coahulia and she says "look. " "Huh?" "Bright red shirt, dumbass. " It was El Jeffe (from the now defunct site) who was wearing the brightest red shirt you can get with "EL Jege" in big letters across the back.

Kinda funny just bumping into random people from both the boards on line and just mongers who go really often.

[Long Don Silva]

LOL. Could possibly be the most obvious shill post of all time. Scatman is very grateful to you. You did a great job, posted exactly how he scripted.

Not really. Just an objective observation of the posts to which I'm quite certain you were referring. I didn't even recall which member used to report doing that until you reminded me. Thanks for that info. It's just that the tone seemed unnecessarily harsh and I was trying to provide balance to the discussion. BTW I finished high school about 20 years ago so not really trying to get any further into this.

[Ctytek]

I third this motion.

Tijuana is a great city, full of fun nightlife, amazing food and great friendly people. It's an unbelievable getaway from a cold US city where I live / work. Yes, you have to have your wits about you, but Tijuana is actually a reasonably safe place if you don't do "stupid shit" and use basic common sense.

Unlike others, I actually spend most of my time in Tijuana outside of the Zona, and try and enjoy other things that city has to offer. Good food, warm weather, and the playas. And I don't actually agree the bars "had been better" in the past. I have been coming to Tijuana for a while, and I don't ever recall selection and quality being as good as it is now.

[ClamSlammer]

I do recall a contributor to these forums who mentioned utilizing the strategy mentioned below. He has a collection of dollar store gifts from which he allows the street girls to choose. From what I recall, this allows him to get much better deals on his sessions with said girls. Seems like a pretty good strategy.

LOL. Could possibly be the most obvious shill post of all time. Scatman is very grateful to you. You did a great job, posted exactly how he scripted.

[Scudrucker]

I would like to second that DramaFree11, before I found Tijuana it was the back corner of a Toronto or Montreal strip bar getting a HJ, or CBJ for 100-200 cad. I'm not knocking what we have but there is no contest. Tijuana has a lot of freedoms in and out of the bars. I am not a fan of escorts and like the bar flirting and atmosphere of a lively bar. Other areas have been mentioned and I have had fun in places like Monterray, Monclova, and Mazatlan. Actually Mazatlan had a stripper bar scene but not like Tijuana. Of course we have to be careful but that's part of the adventure.

I know Tijuana bars have been better but still beats the heck out of anything I have found so far.

sr

[DramaFree11]

Tijuana is great. Beautiful people, great weather, hot girls, the food rocks, some of the best food in the world. I do not understand how some one can be negative about HK or Tijuana. For short term it does not any get better. Long-term not quite as good but still could be real good. No reason to be negative, and make false accusations about HK and Tijuana.

[Baxter Slade]

No, it's not El Oso. The mentally ill monger in question openly boasts of his sack of shit every chance he gets. He doesn't just quietly carry a bag of clothes like Oso does. He doesn't realize how creepy he appears to the chicas and all who read about his pathetic attempts to impress $12 street putas.

I didn't know the Captain carried a bag of cheap regalos. I was always watching out for a dude in a flight jacket. But thanks for the warning.

[Long Don Silva]

I do recall a contributor to these forums who mentioned utilizing the strategy mentioned below. He has a collection of dollar store gifts from which he allows the street girls to choose. From what I recall, this allows him to get much better deals on his sessions with said girls. Seems like a pretty good strategy.

[Keg]

Somebody's obsessed.

[ClamSlammer]

Are you talking about El oso? (Alias From now-gone Tijuana monger site). I believe that bag is mostly change of clothes because he sweats a lot during sex.

No, it's not El Oso. The mentally ill monger in question openly boasts of his sack of shit every chance he gets. He doesn't just quietly carry a bag of clothes like Oso does. He doesn't realize how creepy he appears to the chicas and all who read about his pathetic attempts to impress $12 street putas. He's been described as being "giddy with excitement" as he's displaying his "regalos" in a desperate and most pathetic attempt to appear generous and appease these cheap hookers. It's pretty easy to figure out who I'm talking about. He has a history of making baseless attacks against knowledgeable posters, then subsequently being systematically destroyed and embarrassed by their response. He then realizes he was completely wrong, cannot directly respond, so he just attacks typos and angrily demands that posters thoroughly proofread their posts before uploading. The slightest obvious typographical error is enough to set off this unbalanced monger enough to upload an entire post pointing out the minor typo and demanding that the OP improve his proofreading skills. Apparently his mind is so unstable that he has confused a puta board with a board specializing in post graduate English grammar and composition. My recommendation is to just avoid any interaction with this deranged individual, just treat him like how the putas treat him, just smile and try to contain your laughter until he is walking away.

[Long Don Silva]

Are you talking about El oso? (Alias From now-gone Tijuana monger site). I believe that bag is mostly change of clothes because he sweats a lot during sex.

A simple solution to that would be to remove his clothes before engaging in sexual intercourse, which most people do even if they don't sweat a lot. Then he wouldn't need to carry around a bag of clothes.

[BearBare]

Are you talking about El oso? (Alias From now-gone Tijuana monger site). I believe that bag is mostly change of clothes because he sweats a lot during sex.

Well, since this thread is about stupid shit in Tijuana, I'm going to write about the stupidest shit I've seen in Tijuana. The stupidest shit I've ever seen is this old-ass monger in the zona toting around a bag of garbage that he refers to as "regalos" (gifts.) I've seen him a few times, the last being in the&G a while back. He's so proud of his sack of junk for some reason. Like Dollar Store cheap garbage. He's so senile he thinks that the putas appreciate the cheap-ass flip-flops, hair ties and whatever garbage he picks up off the street. They tell me that he gets all excited as he's introducing his "regalos" as if he's doing the putas a big favor. He doesn't realize that they all laugh at him, calling him a "codo pendejo" (cheap idiot) carrying "su bolsa de basura" (his bag of garbage.) They pretend to be interested in his junk because they feel sorry for him but as soon as he turns around and leaves they start laughing and toss his regalo in the trash. One of the putas openly questioned the quality of the mental health facilities in the USA After an episode with this loser. Getting laughed at by Tijuana putas. Wow, can you get any more pathetic?