Stupid Shit in Tijuana

**Member #4730** · 08-22-21 00:16

Originally Posted by BrotherMouzone [View Original Post]

Not sure what you mean by "cross the continent" - I live on the East Coast but happened to be in the Miami area on vacation late last year. As far as skin color I'd say it was all shades but you perhaps wouldn't find as many "white" Cubanas in those clubs as you would in the Tijuana clubs. Not too many darker skinned Cubanas either (from what I recall) - many were in and around "medium" toned which I guess is comparable to what you see in Tijuana. But honestly my memory on that isn't great as this was nearly a year ago and I was drunk most of the time in that club. Would for sure say the girls were HK quality or even perhaps a bit better. No "arriba" obviously. It was just curtained off rooms to the side. They all spoke passable English. Prices for the "lapdance" seemed slightly negotiable depending on the girl. Also, from what I'm recalling, the $200 was for 30 minutes, not a full hour...

Thanks for the intel. I'll be in the area in Jan. going on a casino cruise. I usually spend a couple days before and after to check out the area. I love the Cuban food, coffee, and ladies. It seems kind of far to drive, but will report back. I usually stay in South Beach and gamble at Hard Rock. Cubana I met at a massage place spoke zero English, but provided good service.

**BrotherMouzone** · 08-22-21 00:13

Originally Posted by AmorPorFavor [View Original Post]

I was in Cuba in 2018 and twice in 2019. There are VERY HOT chicas all over the place selling pussy and I'm picky, I go for model types. So many that I was turning them down right and left. Many of them are white or mixed. Cuba is a mess right now and I would say it needs at least a year to be worth going back. All the bars, restaurants and nightclubs are shut down and that is half the fun.

Yeah, I'll need to get my Spanish up before I try any of those overseas spots. Would definitely like to hit Cuba eventually though based on what I saw at Diamond Dolls.

**BrotherMouzone** · 08-22-21 00:08

Originally Posted by CaptainSolo [View Original Post]

BrotherMouzone.

That's serious dedication to cross the continent to pop a few girls. Were the Diamond Dolls' Cubanas dark skin? Light skin?

Youtube's street scenes in Cuba show really skanky girls. They just don't look good enough for sex.

I wanted to visit Cuba just for sight seeing and finding out how they live. Unless you have good connections with local mongers it's impossible to turn up beauties in a few days visit.

Not sure what you mean by "cross the continent" - I live on the East Coast but happened to be in the Miami area on vacation late last year. As far as skin color I'd say it was all shades but you perhaps wouldn't find as many "white" Cubanas in those clubs as you would in the Tijuana clubs. Not too many darker skinned Cubanas either (from what I recall) - many were in and around "medium" toned which I guess is comparable to what you see in Tijuana. But honestly my memory on that isn't great as this was nearly a year ago and I was drunk most of the time in that club. Would for sure say the girls were HK quality or even perhaps a bit better. No "arriba" obviously. It was just curtained off rooms to the side. They all spoke passable English. Prices for the "lapdance" seemed slightly negotiable depending on the girl. Also, from what I'm recalling, the $200 was for 30 minutes, not a full hour...

**Captain Solo** · 08-21-21 22:48

Amor,

Man, I was planning to hop over from Cancun to Cuba when they shut down all international flights. Got to visit Fidel's country before the entire island is loaded with timeshare condos.

Thanks for your intels. It may take another year or more before countries open back up. When I go, will try to hook up with local mongers so I can find good talents.

**Jinxx** · 08-21-21 21:55

Houston is full of hot Cubanas selling poon. They've basically taken over all the strip clubs and escort services in the city. And no they're definitely not charging thousands of dollars even though Houston is full of narcos and drug money. Captain solo consistently says some truly stupid shit, talking straight out of his ass.

**AmorPorFavor** · 08-21-21 20:57

Originally Posted by CaptainSolo [View Original Post]

BrotherMouzone.

That's serious dedication to cross the continent to pop a few girls. Were the Diamond Dolls' Cubanas dark skin? Light skin?

Youtube's street scenes in Cuba show really skanky girls. They just don't look good enough for sex.

I wanted to visit Cuba just for sight seeing and finding out how they live. Unless you have good connections with local mongers it's impossible to turn up beauties in a few days visit.

I was in Cuba in 2018 and twice in 2019. There are VERY HOT chicas all over the place selling pussy and I'm picky, I go for model types. So many that I was turning them down right and left. Many of them are white or mixed. Cuba is a mess right now and I would say it needs at least a year to be worth going back. All the bars, restaurants and nightclubs are shut down and that is half the fun.

**Captain Solo** · 08-21-21 19:05

BrotherMouzone.

That's serious dedication to cross the continent to pop a few girls. Were the Diamond Dolls' Cubanas dark skin? Light skin?

Youtube's street scenes in Cuba show really skanky girls. They just don't look good enough for sex.

I wanted to visit Cuba just for sight seeing and finding out how they live. Unless you have good connections with local mongers it's impossible to turn up beauties in a few days visit.

**LuvMexicanas** · 08-21-21 18:55

Originally Posted by BrotherMouzone [View Original Post]

Was at Diamond Dolls last December. It's like a 40 minute drive north of Miami Beach or 20 minutes north of Ft. Lauderdale. Cool spot. Is a strip club but you can f the girls for $200. Mostly pretty Cuban girls up there. Had a good time.

Bad form. This is the international not domestic. Not sure why you'd share the above when it's well known that LE peruses ISG. I know what you'll say, the likelihood of anything happening to DD is low. Fine but why even put it out there. What of you owned the joint and some guy was sharing the above online for all the world to see.

**BrotherMouzone** · 08-21-21 08:47

Originally Posted by CaptainSolo [View Original Post]

Diamond Dolls in Pompano?

There are lots of drugs smugglers in South Florida loaded with cash to burn. They can more than afford to throw thousands $ for a pussy.

I will not compete with those criminals. Sooner or later they will be spending decades in Fed Pen enjoying their honeymoon with beefy guys.

Was at Diamond Dolls last December. It's like a 40 minute drive north of Miami Beach or 20 minutes north of Ft. Lauderdale. Cool spot. Is a strip club but you can f the girls for $200. Mostly pretty Cuban girls up there. Had a good time.

**Member #4730** · 08-21-21 08:15

Originally Posted by Rainman306 [View Original Post]

It seems harder and harder to make a reservation in any Zona hotel other than those belonging to the HK group (Cascades, Risk). Chicago Club use to have a site for reservations for Jalos (Chicago Club) & 2 other hotels in the Zona.

Neither the Chicago Club or Adelita seem interested in making a reservation over e-mail or social media, and neither at the moment have working web sites.

Do they figure they can milk more money out of with 1/2 hour room rentals?

If you find out how much the rooms cost at both hotels, then would appreciate some intel. I will probably just get a room at Jalos from now on since I always seem to take a Chicago chica for ST. Last time I was down, I spent $60+ for 1. 5 HR.

**LuvMexicanas** · 08-20-21 01:40

Originally Posted by Rainman306 [View Original Post]

It seems harder and harder to make a reservation in any Zona hotel other than those belonging to the HK group (Cascades, Risk). Chicago Club use to have a site for reservations for Jalos (Chicago Club) & 2 other hotels in the Zona.

Neither the Chicago Club or Adelita seem interested in making a reservation over e-mail or social media, and neither at the moment have working web sites.

Do they figure they can milk more money out of with 1/2 hour room rentals?

It's Mexico. There's no conspiracy so you can resume binge watching X-files in the basement.

**Rainman306** · 08-20-21 01:14

It seems harder and harder to make a reservation in any Zona hotel other than those belonging to the HK group (Cascades, Risk). Chicago Club use to have a site for reservations for Jalos (Chicago Club) & 2 other hotels in the Zona.

Neither the Chicago Club or Adelita seem interested in making a reservation over e-mail or social media, and neither at the moment have working web sites.

Do they figure they can milk more money out of with 1/2 hour room rentals?

**SeaBeeJoe** · 08-10-21 15:34

Originally Posted by Gregyyr [View Original Post]

Thanks to Jeff's Tijuana Babes blog he posted this funny joke worth sharing at the following link.

https://youtu.be/wwb3Pd4wHXc

Shoutout to Jeff who gave myself and buddy a tour of Zona Norte several years ago. Really opened our eyes up to the area and what was possible.

https://tijuanababes.********.com/

G.

That sums up my ex wife perfectly, she was a stripper too.....

**Member #4730** · 08-04-21 00:33

Originally Posted by Jackie888 [View Original Post]

The stupidest shit in Tijuana I actually saw on our side of the border. While coming back around midnight last Saturday somewhere between Chula and Carlsbad, a fuckhead rolls down his passenger side window while someone was driving. Then he proceeds to try and climb out at 75 miles per hour. He actually made it to sitting fully on the door with his ass, and his upper body completely outside as he now tries to open the back door from the outside. Yep at 75 mph. I high beamed the fucker and the driver takes the exit with the fucker hanging on the side. I have no idea if he fell off or not.

That was even nuttier than the accident I saw around midnight years ago in the lane into Mexico, when a Camaro came down the freeway at about 100 mph, lost control, flipped upside down and slid for about 500 yards and somehow miraculously avoided slamming into the walls.

Maybe he was trying to ghost ride the whip. 😂I regularly stretch the legs for my car especially coming back from border at 2-4 am. Nobody is on the roads. My Raptor got slammed in the front tire by a teenage girl not paying attention and it was flying in the air at 75 mph. We hit the concrete barriers and walked away from it. I'm waiting for the check. They are paying me $10 k more than I paid for it 3 years ago. Crazy times.

**Jackie888** · 08-03-21 02:12

The stupidest shit in Tijuana I actually saw on our side of the border. While coming back around midnight last Saturday somewhere between Chula and Carlsbad, a fuckhead rolls down his passenger side window while someone was driving. Then he proceeds to try and climb out at 75 miles per hour. He actually made it to sitting fully on the door with his ass, and his upper body completely outside as he now tries to open the back door from the outside. Yep at 75 mph. I high beamed the fucker and the driver takes the exit with the fucker hanging on the side. I have no idea if he fell off or not.

That was even nuttier than the accident I saw around midnight years ago in the lane into Mexico, when a Camaro came down the freeway at about 100 mph, lost control, flipped upside down and slid for about 500 yards and somehow miraculously avoided slamming into the walls.

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