Stupid Shit in Tijuana

[SeaBeeJoe]

Drove around Saturday afternoon. On the way back near the Zona Rio Mall, I saw a dude juggling fire sticks. I guess the worst thing that can happen is that he catches the fire end and burns his hand a little.

Then at the next light, a firebreather appears. He stands in front of my car. I wondered if the dude is a professional firebreather.

Well, the takes a big sip and answered my question. Instead of spitting to the side, he blows straight at my car and lights it up. I was about to tell him to back off before he takes another big sip and blows it at my car again. But this time the stupid cocksucker forgets to light up his flame and blows the liquid onto my car. Light turns green and as I drive off, my air conditioner smelled my gas fumes. WTF? I was tempted to put my car in reverse and roll over the cocksucker.

Only in Tijuana.

LOL, funny story bro, it reminds me when this reporter asks a professional wrestler if pro wrestling was fake. The guy slap Geraldo very hard twice on the side of his head striking his ear. Supposedly that reporter lost some hearing in that ear, but he never asked that question again. LOL! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SACE1tPEcbc&t=5s

[Jackie888]

Drove around Saturday afternoon. On the way back near the Zona Rio Mall, I saw a dude juggling fire sticks. I guess the worst thing that can happen is that he catches the fire end and burns his hand a little.

Then at the next light, a firebreather appears. He stands in front of my car. I wondered if the dude is a professional firebreather.

Well, the takes a big sip and answered my question. Instead of spitting to the side, he blows straight at my car and lights it up. I was about to tell him to back off before he takes another big sip and blows it at my car again. But this time the stupid cocksucker forgets to light up his flame and blows the liquid onto my car. Light turns green and as I drive off, my air conditioner smelled my gas fumes. WTF? I was tempted to put my car in reverse and roll over the cocksucker.

Only in Tijuana.

[Baxter Slade]

Yes fight the good fight. If ISG hired a fact checker the capt. Would provide enough bullcrap to employee the fact checker full time.

[LuvMexicanas]

Nope, Cmdr Smartypants is referencing 'El Jefe Gigante', who is the admin of the Chicabow forum, a site that he ended up getting himself kicked from because of his anger management issues, and his proclivity towards lying and exaggerating (something that he seems to be doing here as well). There was another banned guy on Reddit (a seriously emotionally unstable troll) that started the El Joto Gigante threads, trying to claim that El Jefe Gigante is gay etc. That guy appears to have disappeared after some unfortunate things happened in his life. I doubt he and SmartyPants know each other, though.

I know all of this because I'm El Jefe Gigante.

As to Cmdr SmartyPants' claims. I haven't been on ISG until now (since several members pointed this thread out to me), so kinda hard for me to steal his pictures and cross-post them. Furthermore, I also don't know Jinxx nor is he on Chicabow. So, tough for us to be friends. (Though high-five to Jinxx on here for fighting the good fight of correcting SmartyPants' inanities.

Finally, in all fairness to Solo, he does have a history of helping out newbies, giving them rides to and from Tijuana, and generally providing good 411 and help to first timers. He deserves full credit for his good deeds. If only he could get some help for his anger management and emotional issues, he'd be much more pleasant on forums.

Jinxx is not the only one who has been fighting the good fight to curb Smartypants' compulsive lying and exaggeration.

[Captain Solo]

There was so much ugly fighting in Chicabow. Shit. I told El Jefe Gigante I did not want to involve in his site and I wanted all my previous posts deleted.

All those old posts remained in his site under a new name, CommanderSmartyPants. Also my new posts in ISG were copied and posted in his site under that name.

If the mods cannot govern their sites to be at least civilized, nobody wants mix with stupid trash.

[Chicabow]

I think the reference to El jefe was really meant to mean El Joto Gigante. There was a thread on reddit that spilt the beans that some dude named El Joto started a monger board for the sole purpose of meeting guys. Seems true. El joto never has been to Tijuana and has never been with a women. I guess he got what he wanted.

Nope, Cmdr Smartypants is referencing 'El Jefe Gigante', who is the admin of the Chicabow forum, a site that he ended up getting himself kicked from because of his anger management issues, and his proclivity towards lying and exaggerating (something that he seems to be doing here as well). There was another banned guy on Reddit (a seriously emotionally unstable troll) that started the El Joto Gigante threads, trying to claim that El Jefe Gigante is gay etc. That guy appears to have disappeared after some unfortunate things happened in his life. I doubt he and SmartyPants know each other, though.

I know all of this because I'm El Jefe Gigante.

As to Cmdr SmartyPants' claims. I haven't been on ISG until now (since several members pointed this thread out to me), so kinda hard for me to steal his pictures and cross-post them. Furthermore, I also don't know Jinxx nor is he on Chicabow. So, tough for us to be friends. (Though high-five to Jinxx on here for fighting the good fight of correcting SmartyPants' inanities.

Finally, in all fairness to Solo, he does have a history of helping out newbies, giving them rides to and from Tijuana, and generally providing good 411 and help to first timers. He deserves full credit for his good deeds. If only he could get some help for his anger management and emotional issues, he'd be much more pleasant on forums.

[CarneChaser]

There's no such thing as getting involved with Jinxx. There's nothing to get involved with. I'm just some guy who swoops down to the zona and smashes big booty and posts about it on ISG. That's literally it. You invent all of these delusional fantasies in your warped little mind, and none of it's true. You claim I know some guy named "El jefe gigante". Lmao! I have no idea who or what that is.

I think the reference to El jefe was really meant to mean El Joto Gigante. There was a thread on reddit that spilt the beans that some dude named El Joto started a monger board for the sole purpose of meeting guys. Seems true. El joto never has been to Tijuana and has never been with a women. I guess he got what he wanted.

[Jinxx]

SeaBee,

There is no couple here. I never met this guy Jerxx and don't want to get involve with him.

There's no such thing as getting involved with Jinxx. There's nothing to get involved with. I'm just some guy who swoops down to the zona and smashes big booty and posts about it on ISG. That's literally it. You invent all of these delusional fantasies in your warped little mind, and none of it's true. You claim I know some guy named "El jefe gigante". Lmao! I have no idea who or what that is.

The funny thing is sometimes I wonder if "captain solo" really is just some joke or a parody, like a Borat character. I mean look at the strange peculiar way he forms sentences and the wacky, off the wall weird things he says. I think this can't be a real person, no one could be that weird and awkward. But apparently he really is an actual real life person, and his posts aren't a joke. It appears that he actually does act and talk like that in real life. Captain proves true the old saying "reality is stranger than fiction."

[Captain Solo]

SeaBee,

There is no couple here. I never met this guy Jerxx and don't want to get involve with him.

[SeaBeeJoe]

The Captain and Jinxx are like the old tv show the odd couple. They fight alot but in the end they secretly care about each other and are bros before hoes!!

[Jinxx]

I'm a new guy to the whole "monger" lifestyle. While I don't know you or really any of the guys on here except Captain, I can only chime in from my experience. I don't mean to hack your posts).

My first trip to Tijuana was Memorial day weekend. I reached out to captain on here to see if he was willing to show me around during my first trip down there. He was nice, agreed to meet up, had a beer for me when he ran into me and we had a good time hanging out with a few friends of his. I know the Zona is relatively small but he gave me a tour around the few blocks, showing me the hot spots, which I thought was cool of him.

Second trip, after I paid way too much for Jack in the Box parking, he offered to pick me up from the trolley station and drive down with him and another friend and also give me a ride back to my car. Never asked me for any money or anything although I threw him a few bucks for doing all that.

Third time in late July, took my cousin down for his birthday, Captain hung out with us, we split some drinks, he showed him the various clubs and spots just like he did for me.

Like I said, I don't know you, and I don't know anything about what you guys are talking about but just thought I'd share my experience here.

I believe you. Captain and I have several monger buddies in common and none of them have spoken ill of him. They've all hung out with him and reported having a good time, just like you. I've never disputed that.

I'm just pointing out his posting on ISG forum where half of what he says is grossly exaggerated or outright lies. Then he attacks me with all kinds of lies and completely unfounded claims. He keeps going on and on about me driving guys from the SD airport to Tijuana. I haven't driven anyone or offered to drive anyone in over 6 months!

I have no doubt he's a nice wingman buddy to hang with. But his posting on ISG is very worthy of criticism.

Then he says "avoid Jinxx, stay away from Jinxx". I don't hang out with any mongers, nor do I offer to hang out with any mongers. Captain's living in some delusional fantasy world, at least as far as what he posts on ISG.

[MichaelRN]

Hey commander smartypants I'll give you a fair chance to prove you're not completely full of shit. A mutual friend of ours, an A-1 top notch solid guy, recently reached out to me to request a ride to HK from SD airport but I told him I couldn't do it. I advised him to contact you to help him arrange transportation with your guy that you claim can make that happen.

Honestly I think you're full of shit as usual, claiming that you can help arrange SD airport to HK transport. But I'll give you a chance to prove me wrong.

The monger buddy I'm referring to is an stand-up solid guy so I'm sure he'd be happy to post here on ISG that you actually came through and helped him arrange a ride to HK.

Is there anyone else out there who can vouch for captain solo's claim of his guy he names actually arranging a ride from SD to HK? Or is commander smartypants just spouting bullshit like he's well known for?

This is your chance captain. Don't let us down.

I'm a new guy to the whole "monger" lifestyle. While I don't know you or really any of the guys on here except Captain, I can only chime in from my experience. I don't mean to hack your posts).

My first trip to Tijuana was Memorial day weekend. I reached out to captain on here to see if he was willing to show me around during my first trip down there. He was nice, agreed to meet up, had a beer for me when he ran into me and we had a good time hanging out with a few friends of his. I know the Zona is relatively small but he gave me a tour around the few blocks, showing me the hot spots, which I thought was cool of him.

Second trip, after I paid way too much for Jack in the Box parking, he offered to pick me up from the trolley station and drive down with him and another friend and also give me a ride back to my car. Never asked me for any money or anything although I threw him a few bucks for doing all that.

Third time in late July, took my cousin down for his birthday, Captain hung out with us, we split some drinks, he showed him the various clubs and spots just like he did for me.

Like I said, I don't know you, and I don't know anything about what you guys are talking about but just thought I'd share my experience here.

[Captain Solo]

I was trying to help an out-of-state bro to get to La Zona quickly and safely, so posted Alberto's HK business card.

He's not a close friend but is far more reliable and trust worthy than guys who gouge the bros with expensive drives to La Zona and other bullshit.

It's best to avoid contact and potential problems with drug addicts who gouge people out of prostitution activities in La Zona or anywhere else.

[Sol12]

Nothing but pure lies from captain bullshit.

Jinxx has never posted on chicabow and Jinxx has no idea who El jefe gigante is.

Captain you claim you can arrange transport from SD airport to Tijuana for free. I call bullshit.

How many mongers have you helped arrange transport from SD airport to Tijuana for free? Or is that just another one of your many lies?

Captain why do you constantly lie and invent pure bullshit?

Is there one single monger out there who can back up captain's claim that his guy will transport from SD airport to Tijuana for free? Or even at all?

The only thing I would say in this matter is the first time I saw Cap give this guys name and phone # like they were best friends made me laugh. All the info that Cap has provided is all on the Instagram account.

[Jinxx]

The bros are smart enough not to go near drug addict losers like Jerxx, left alone paying him $120 for a quick ride in his clunker car. They just have to email or text HK's VIP manager to make arrangement, or take UBER, bus, trolley and avoid risking big problems with a low life drug dealer and addict.

His friend El Jeffe Gigante, owner of the stupid site CHICABOW. SHIT has been stealing El Capitan's posts and pics in ISG and repost them in his site under CommanderSmartyPants. Jerrx and his shady friends are crooked, shameless low life street thugs who would lie, cheat, steal and rob anyone for a quick fix.

Jerxx's friends in CHICABOW. SHIT are a bunch or violent low lifes and criminals. They are always at each other's throat, fight and bludgeon each other to death over trivials like animals so there is no civilized, intelligent discourse and that site is dead. That's why El Jeffe keeps stealing El Capitan's post and pics shamelessly.

Nothing but pure lies from captain bullshit.

Jinxx has never posted on chicabow and Jinxx has no idea who El jefe gigante is.

Captain you claim you can arrange transport from SD airport to Tijuana for free. I call bullshit.

How many mongers have you helped arrange transport from SD airport to Tijuana for free? Or is that just another one of your many lies?

Captain why do you constantly lie and invent pure bullshit?

Is there one single monger out there who can back up captain's claim that his guy will transport from SD airport to Tijuana for free? Or even at all?