Stupid Shit in Tijuana

**Ctytek** · 05-22-21 16:41

Originally Posted by ClamSlammer [View Original Post]

I've been busy working on freebie 20 why / o smoking hot civies so I've put a lot of my mongering on hold. But I have never, ever, used another handle on this site other than my original.

Babe. Only 'freebie' you ever got is from your own hand. But even it is going to start asking you for donations soon.

**LuvMexicanas** · 05-22-21 15:54

Originally Posted by ClamSlammer [View Original Post]

I've been busy working on freebie 20 why / o smoking hot civies so I've put a lot of my mongering on hold. But I have never, ever, used another handle on this site other than my original.

Oh shit, the Clammer is back!

**ClamSlammer** · 05-22-21 15:09

I've been busy working on freebie 20 why / o smoking hot civies so I've put a lot of my mongering on hold. But I have never, ever, used another handle on this site other than my original.

**Babe Magnet** · 05-19-21 01:49

Originally Posted by Jackie888 [View Original Post]

Heartbroken. I assume that she will no longer be working. If she continues to work, you should be jumping for joy as now you can tell her to get it her fianc whenever she hits you up for emergency money.

After further review, based on the suddenness of the engagement and judging from the looks of the thick-neck Neanderthal she's engaged to, I'm guessing she's knocked up (hope it's not mine). So, I'm figuring in about 10 or 12 months, she'll be shaking her ass in some bar supporting his lazy ass while he stays home with his "anchor baby" and spends her money. That's usually about how it goes.

She hooked me up with her sister as a consolation prize. I have a date with her Friday night. Will be interesting to see how this turns out. If she's any good, I'm going to try to get them both in the sack together next weekend.

**SeaBeeJoe** · 05-18-21 23:10

Originally Posted by BabeMagnet [View Original Post]

Damn sure can. One of my fav's got engaged this weekend. Broke my heart. LOL.

Yah I feel in love a few times in the zona, it allways ended badly with me brome and seeing the love of my life going with other men to have sex. It hurt me a lot, but I still came back LOL.

**Captain Solo** · 05-18-21 20:53

Babe,

Look at the bright side.

Every time her fiancee pisses her off, you will get a few hot revenge sessions with her gratis.

**Jackie888** · 05-18-21 17:40

Originally Posted by BabeMagnet [View Original Post]

Damn sure can. One of my fav's got engaged this weekend. Broke my heart. LOL.

Heartbroken. I assume that she will no longer be working. If she continues to work, you should be jumping for joy as now you can tell her to get it her fiancé whenever she hits you up for emergency money.

**Babe Magnet** · 05-18-21 06:59

Originally Posted by Jackie888 [View Original Post]

Love can be cruel.

Damn sure can. One of my fav's got engaged this weekend. Broke my heart. LOL.

**Babe Magnet** · 05-18-21 06:57

Originally Posted by BaxterSlade [View Original Post]

Well looks like phord called out babe mag and sent him running into hiding again.

Speaking of running and hiding, baxturd, I haven't seen ya boy PhlimPlam around lately. He must really want that government pension. ROFL. Speaking of missing links, I haven't seen ya boy ScatManDon't around lately, either.

**Babe Magnet** · 05-18-21 00:51

Originally Posted by CaptainSolo [View Original Post]

Cheaper to put up statues of fake heroes than traffic lights.

Confuse the hell out of gringos, get them lost so Policia Municipal can cash in.

Promote business for auto body shops.

Increase accidents for dumb, fat women drivers for population control.

That is damn funny. And quite accurate.

**Jackie888** · 05-16-21 20:14

Originally Posted by CaptainSolo [View Original Post]

She's a tiny spinner, pretty half-Asian face, slim figure, long legs, with a nice, sweet, playful personality.

She also does one of the best BJ in town with lots of suction and tongue flicking, loves some good pumping, huffing, puffing, saying "oy, oy" when she comes hehe. I just love to pin her down, grinding on her tight crotch, pumping her wet, tiny kitty, giving her pleasures.

Last fall during the coVid shut down she was back working at hotel Garcia, said she was going hom in Chiapas for good. I wish she would come back.

Love can be cruel.

**Captain Solo** · 05-13-21 22:57

She's a tiny spinner, pretty half-Asian face, slim figure, long legs, with a nice, sweet, playful personality.

She also does one of the best BJ in town with lots of suction and tongue flicking, loves some good pumping, huffing, puffing, saying "oy, oy" when she comes hehe. I just love to pin her down, grinding on her tight crotch, pumping her wet, tiny kitty, giving her pleasures.

Last fall during the coVid shut down she was back working at hotel Garcia, said she was going hom in Chiapas for good. I wish she would come back.

**Jackie888** · 05-13-21 21:11

One other odd thing about Tijuana is how they are able to build houses on the side of the hills. I am not talking about building a house on top of a hill like they do in San Diego. I mean literally on the side of a hill. So I do see a mass humanitarian crisis if there is a major earthquake in the area, and all those homes come crumbling down killing everybody. Tijuana is a lot behind other cities in Mexico such as Monterey, Puebla or Mexico City. Tijuana is like an oversized town rather than a modern city.

**Captain Solo** · 05-13-21 19:32

HK has a massive recruitment program for girls in Mexico. They manage to bring in the hottest girls from all other states, may be also from Guatemala, Honduras, Venezuela, who knows?

Over the year some street girls would go to work in HK with over a hundred girls in competition every night. A few stay and work permanently, others quit and go back to the streets, a few keep going in and out working alternately in HK and the streets like Ximena. Looks like HK has a very flexible staffing policy; girls are unpaid independent contractors, making money with fichas and fucking guys in the hotel. Strippers are paid something like 1,000 pesos for each performance plus tips. A few strippers recently had green rains worth over a hundred. Guys have been very generous after having their asses in isolation under Covid19.

Lots of the hottest girls would quit HK after a few days a go home to mamas when they could not make enough money to cover living expenses. So if you find a new hot girls take her for fichas and hotel before they go home forever.

A few street girls stay and work in HK permanently:

Krystal de Guadalajara used to work in front of Edourado. She went in HK about 5 years ago when her son was 3 YO. He's about 8 now. She's tall with very beautiful, smooth light skin, pretty Spanish face, big butt, tiny boobs. Her kitty was so tight I had problem penetrating, had to go in slowly and gently and she was always flinching. Now she still won't kiss but allows tits sucking, kitty eating and her kitty is not so tight anymore hehe. She hangs around HK all night making not much money. She would go to hotel with me with a vastly discount rate.

Paola de Puebla is a pretty spinner with tan skin, big fake boobs. Her tiny kitty would get all wet and sloppy, very nice to pump hehe. She went in HK about the same time with Krystal, got very popular with Asian guys, sitting with them all night drinking fichas. 2 years ago she shacked up with a Viet guy and left HK but broke up and came back after a year, got a big tat of a rose on her right thigh. Like Krystal she's not making much money. Paola also does discount sessions with me.

The tall shapely, pretty, doll-like Ximena has been working on off in HK and in front of hotel Garcia. She was working in HK last few weeks, all dolled up looking really hot. She likes my wingman, draping herself on him, cooing like a baby to him, but to other guys she is very quiet and would only grunts on word answer every time. But she has a very quick and hot temper with other girls, screaming and attacking them verbally. She's a star fish in bed, very detached and distant, only breathing heavily with each thrust. Her boobs are dropping and her kitty is under a very big pelvic bone, difficult to penetrate deeply. Guys know her hard personality and big anatomy so she's not doing much business in HK.

Spinner Fatima, with a mole on her left chin, has left hotel Garcia forever and worked in HK every week, always in a flowery dress. She's pleasant and smiling but has little feminine charms. She smelled so sweaty out of her clothes I am afraid of being assaulted by her foul body odors. She's not doing much business in HK.

Tall, beautiful Emily was working in HK, started working on the street at Cascada's back door during CoVid shutdown. The poor girl is very shy; her BF works in Cascada and holds her hand bag hehe. Have not seen her in HK recently.

Sofia used to be a spinner at Azul's. She went to work in HK and was looking for guys to give her a baby. She got her baby, got much heavier and recently came back to work in front of Azuls. My wingman was still buying her dinner out of old friendship but She got so heavy now and smells sweaty, not many guys take her up.

A few others I forgot names have switched between HK and the streets. I missed a few street spinners who gave me some very hot, fun, friendly session like hot, tiny Elizabeth and Monica the pretty frowning spinner at Ibiza. Monica would put on a new condom and made me continue screwing until she popped hehe.

I missed the hot, fun and pretty Karin de Puebla. She popped so hard, gasping, panting, squealing, clawing my back.

For many guys Tijuana putas become close, warm, fun, happy companies, like the families they never had hehe.

**LuvMexicanas** · 05-13-21 05:32

Originally Posted by DramaFree11 [View Original Post]

Rog. I have to give L. M, he actually wrote a report and was with an actual girl, good job. Honestly you make L. M. Look like a Rockstar. Any one that claims Kiev is a great place has zero standards. You quote L. M. And P.S. To of the biggest clowns around.

Back to MTY Friday and yes I will be at the Steakhouse.

I regularly post session reports in the Tijuana threads. You should try it at least once in your life. You should also seriously consider proofreading your reports before posting, as I've seen the mods makes some pretty hilarious comments when deleting reports that are so badly written to be unintelligible. Your post above has to be borderline in that realm of mod-deleted reports due to being so poorly written. Finally, no one cares where you're going Friday, especially because it's completely unrelated to Tijuana (as usual).