Stupid Shit in Tijuana

[Jinxx]

The way Jinxx looks, talks and acts, he cannot get any good deal anywhere, so he's jealous if someone else does better than he.

Even street girls quote Jinxx high prices just to get rid of him.

Jinxx gets a little bit jealous every now and then. So what?

The righteous bro Clam pulled him a 20 year old civie college student. So I'm definitely jealous of him since I'm trying to get me a similar type chick. (For a real novia, not just a random hookup.). Even though a random hook-up would be nice too, jaja!

I got a little bit jealous a few weeks ago hanging with LuvMexicanas. We were bar hopping in the zona when we decided to duck into Adelita's for a beer. We had no intention of staying longer than one beer, we just planned to scope it out and shoot the shit for a few minutes. Then I saw a chica (forget her name) who used to work as a door girl out of hotel Eduardo. I hooked up with her many times as she's young, tall, with thick thighs and a natural thick round booty. Even one time I popped twice in a 30 minute session with her so you know she's got some good pussy. I bought her a ficha just because she's a super cool chick and we have quite a bit of history together. So as she's drinking her ficha me and LuvMexicanas are both smacking her ass and groping her thick juicy body. But then I noticed that she's all over LuvMexicanas basically showing him more love than she's showing me. I felt like telling her hey wait a minute that's cool you like my bro and all but damn I'm the one who bought you the ficha not him. I ain't going to lie I was slightly annoyed jaja! But it's all good we had fun. I got love for that chick she's always been cool as hell. I think her name might be Jimena? She's from the state of Tabasco. If you see her tell her daddy Jinxx loves her with all his heart.

[LuvMexicanas]

The way Jinxx looks, talks and acts, he cannot get any good deal anywhere, so he's jealous if someone else does better than he.

Even street girls quote Jinxx high prices just to get rid of him.

I've seen Jinxx approach dozens of paraditas and didn't hear any of them quote prices outside of the ordinary. Perhaps you're making false statements out of anger.

[Captain Solo]

The way Jinxx looks, talks and acts, he cannot get any good deal anywhere, so he's jealous if someone else does better than he.

Even street girls quote Jinxx high prices just to get rid of him.

[LuvMexicanas]

$200 for a GFE 1-2 hour session with a HK level hottie sounds about right. Getting one who will actually show up and not flake on you might be the hard part. Staying at Cascadas will greatly increase your rate of success, with new chicks. Once a chica is comfortable with you, then you can get her to show up to hotels, Airbnb outside of the zona.

All that stuff that captain posts about his "wingman" who has multiple chicas have sex with him all night and clean his house all for free just for the privilege of him giving them a place to crash for the night, that's not a realistic expectation for most guys. Or captain's other "wingman" who gets hot street chicas 3 hours BBFS for 250 pesos. Or captain's claims of hot civies from San Diego who "proposition him" while partying in HK.

Things like that do happen to some guys, but I wouldn't base a whole entire trip upon that expectation.

Or you could link up with the chica that captain seems to be a "promoter" of, the one who is full GFE BBBJ with him but with everyone else she's strictly non-GFE CBJ.

Great post which newbies need to read closely. Satisfaction is often directly tied to expectations. Envisioning a trip in your mind that's built on unlikely best case scenarios or exceptions such as someone allegedly knowing a guy a great thing happened to is setting yourself up for disappointment. An often overused expression but totally applicable to anyone breaking into the Tijuana hobby scene is the following: "Hope is not a plan. " Don't take everything you read on the various Tijuana threads as gospel and use your common sense to sort out reliable info vs fantasy or guys trying to showoff.

[Babe Magnet]

You're a "PUA" aka pick up artist bro, you're not a monger per se. So you're coming from a whole different angle than me and most guys on this board. I personally love the pickup game and banging chicks for free, and welcome all your comments in that regard.

Jajaja. Never considered myself a PUA. Just trying to get laid like everybody else. I tried a few 30-minute sessions years ago to see what all the fuss was about. Just didn't do it for me. I wish it did. Life would be simpler, I'm sure.

I was driven "underground" to la zona when all the other bars got shut down last spring. So, I thought, What the hell, I'll give it a try. And damn, if I didn't pick up the first girl I asked out at HK. Maria from Mexicali. Finest set of tits I've ever seen. We went out on a Sunday night and had a fucking blast. And I'm like, Where the hell has this place been all my life? So fucking easy. And then it wasn't so easy (turns out that was Maria's first week at HK, she was away from home, and she was just looking for somebody to take her out on the town and fuck her--not that I'm complaining, you understand). And now it's getting damn difficult it seems. I had much better success in the speakeasies than in the bars.

But now that the other bars are opening, I'm going to focus my ground efforts in that direction. Not saying I'm going to give up la zona bars because I hafta admit it is nice to be able to totally see and feel the merchandise before you commit to anything.

But still ISG is a monger board where we exchange info pertaining to pay for play, p4p, putas, paid sex.

Yeah I get that I'm an interloper, here. I lurked for awhile and then somebody posted some shit that made my eyes bleed and I had to chime in.

One random thought about pua vs p4p, for me a lot of it is pure convenience and ease. I looooove absolutely love meeting a hot chica for the very first time, grabbing her by the pussy, banging the hell out of her, and then an hour later doing the same thing with her amiga. I don't mind one bit paying these chicks.

Oh yeah, I totally get where you're coming from, bro. I just can't do the quickie thing. Does not work for me. Thirty minutes in the sack just makes me horny. It's like a fucking appetizer or something.

Picking up chicks and banging them for free is awesome too, but it's a different game, a different approach, a different experience.

For the record, ain't nothing for free, bro. These are some high-maintenance women. By the time I get through wining and dining one enough to get her in the sack, I'm well north of $150 for the evening. Ain't nothing free.

[Jinxx]

Most mongers just aren't willing to expend the amount of time and effort required to get a bar girl outside the bar. They don't just fall over like fainting goats just because you buy them a ficha. It takes effort.

The biggest hurdle right now, getting girls to go outside the bar, is convincing them it's safe. The majority of girls working HK and AB right now are from the interior of Southern Mexico. They've been indoctrinated by Telemundo, Univision, CNN, CSI, et al, that all American men are murderers and rapists and they actually believe the thick necks in the bars are going to protect them, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. Then, you have to get past the, "But, I charge $100 for 30 minutes in the bar. " When I get that response, I just deep six them and move on. Then, as you pointed out, the next giant leap is getting them to actually show up.

So, yeah. It takes a helluva lot of effort, persistence and patience to bed a bar girl outside the bar. But, then again, you have that problem with Mexican girls in any bar.

As for $200 for a 1-2 hour session? I wouldn't pay $20 for a 1-2 hour session, but that's just me. I like a good challenge: the shoot-fish-in-barrel game is just not for me. But, everybody's got to decide for themselves what works best for them.

You're a "PUA" aka pick up artist bro, you're not a monger per se. So you're coming from a whole different angle than me and most guys on this board. I personally love the pickup game and banging chicks for free, and welcome all your comments in that regard. But still ISG is a monger board where we exchange info pertaining to pay for play, p4p, putas, paid sex.

I base that $200 estimate on the fact that a good agency escort who does full GFE in Tijuana is going to cost you just about $100 an hour, on average. While these agency chicks are reasonably hot, most chicas in HK are two or three levels above them. Some chicas working in HK, in my opinion, are just absolutely gorgeous and stunning, Instagram model material. They can easily get $100 for rushed non-GFE service, so it's going to require some extra financial incentive get that higher level of GFE service.

One random thought about pua vs p4p, for me a lot of it is pure convenience and ease. I looooove absolutely love meeting a hot chica for the very first time, grabbing her by the pussy, banging the hell out of her, and then an hour later doing the same thing with her amiga. I don't mind one bit paying these chicks. Picking up chicks and banging them for free is awesome too, but it's a different game, a different approach, a different experience.

[Babe Magnet]

$200 for a GFE 1-2 hour session with a HK level hottie sounds about right. Getting one who will actually show up and not flake on you might be the hard part. Staying at Cascadas will greatly increase your rate of success, with new chicks. Once a chica is comfortable with you, then you can get her to show up to hotels, Airbnb outside of the zona.

Things like that do happen to some guys, but I wouldn't base a whole entire trip upon that expectation.

Most mongers just aren't willing to expend the amount of time and effort required to get a bar girl outside the bar. They don't just fall over like fainting goats just because you buy them a ficha. It takes effort.

The biggest hurdle right now, getting girls to go outside the bar, is convincing them it's safe. The majority of girls working HK and AB right now are from the interior of Southern Mexico. They've been indoctrinated by Telemundo, Univision, CNN, CSI, et al, that all American men are murderers and rapists and they actually believe the thick necks in the bars are going to protect them, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. Then, you have to get past the, "But, I charge $100 for 30 minutes in the bar. " When I get that response, I just deep six them and move on. Then, as you pointed out, the next giant leap is getting them to actually show up.

So, yeah. It takes a helluva lot of effort, persistence and patience to bed a bar girl outside the bar. But, then again, you have that problem with Mexican girls in any bar.

As for $200 for a 1-2 hour session? I wouldn't pay $20 for a 1-2 hour session, but that's just me. I like a good challenge: the shoot-fish-in-barrel game is just not for me. But, everybody's got to decide for themselves what works best for them.

[Jinxx]

When I grow up and am a baller, I will just take bar girls back to my hotel for hour with all the extras. I wonder how much this would cost $200 for an hour?

$200 for a GFE 1-2 hour session with a HK level hottie sounds about right. Getting one who will actually show up and not flake on you might be the hard part. Staying at Cascadas will greatly increase your rate of success, with new chicks. Once a chica is comfortable with you, then you can get her to show up to hotels, Airbnb outside of the zona.

All that stuff that captain posts about his "wingman" who has multiple chicas have sex with him all night and clean his house all for free just for the privilege of him giving them a place to crash for the night, that's not a realistic expectation for most guys. Or captain's other "wingman" who gets hot street chicas 3 hours BBFS for 250 pesos. Or captain's claims of hot civies from San Diego who "proposition him" while partying in HK.

Things like that do happen to some guys, but I wouldn't base a whole entire trip upon that expectation.

Or you could link up with the chica that captain seems to be a "promoter" of, the one who is full GFE BBBJ with him but with everyone else she's strictly non-GFE CBJ.

[LuvMexicanas]

I am glad Dr. Clam is back, he makes me laugh and honestly I respect his passion. Any way I am in MTY now, banging amazing and beautiful girls, 2 trips in one week.

Too much fun! Even better news I bought a new business in San Antonio, just under a 5 hour drive to MTY now. I will be in San Antonio full time, not San Diego, but a cool place. Lots of beautiful Latinos. Life is good.

San Antonio is great. Went there all the time when I lived in Houston but how San Antonio is relevant to Tijuana is mystifying.

[DramaFree11]

Yeah, I haven't written any trip reports Mr. I've been to Tijuana 20-30 times in the last year. You're such a joke and sucking up to Clam will get you nowhere.

I am glad Dr. Clam is back, he makes me laugh and honestly I respect his passion. Any way I am in MTY now, banging amazing and beautiful girls, 2 trips in one week.

Too much fun! Even better news I bought a new business in San Antonio, just under a 5 hour drive to MTY now. I will be in San Antonio full time, not San Diego, but a cool place. Lots of beautiful Latinos. Life is good.

[LuvMexicanas]

After further review, based on the suddenness of the engagement and judging from the looks of the thick-neck Neanderthal she's engaged to, I'm guessing she's knocked up (hope it's not mine). So, I'm figuring in about 10 or 12 months, she'll be shaking her ass in some bar supporting his lazy ass while he stays home with his "anchor baby" and spends her money. That's usually about how it goes.

She hooked me up with her sister as a consolation prize. I have a date with her Friday night. Will be interesting to see how this turns out. If she's any good, I'm going to try to get them both in the sack together next weekend.

Honestly I am glad you are back. Compared to L. M and Rog. You are a genius. I do give you credit, you occasionally write trip reports and you are with girls. Glad your back.

Yeah, I haven't written any trip reports Mr. I've been to Tijuana 20-30 times in the last year. You're such a joke and sucking up to Clam will get you nowhere.

[Captain Solo]

Clam is a tough street kid. After short changing and hiding from his suppliers a few months, faithfully dating a free civie, Ms. Rosie Palm, Clam is back swinging a baseball bat at everyone. Clam keeps arguing about inconsequential issues again and again, but nobody pays attention to him. That really hurts Clam's feelings. Clam just hates everyone in ISG hehe.

Clam cannot count worth a damn and he has problems with numbers. ISG bros are a lot smarter than Clam and they can count. HK Club never had 465 girls in house any night even in the busiest times, not even now with square footage doubled. There was no way anyone can pack in 465 girls plus typically 600 to 900 guys into the old club. 1,500 people would require a room the size of 4 Boeing 747 put together with people packed in tight, sitting in their seats, shoulder to shoulder, hip to hip, like sardine cans, no bars, no furniture, no stages, no strip shows, not moving, not walking around drinking, slapping butts. Clam has to be utterly stupid to think the old HK club was larger than 4 Boeing 747's hehe.

Clam obviously cannot count. He probably does not even know how many dick he has, or if it's still there. He also inflates his civie and bar freebies count from a big zero to a triple figure hehe.

A few world-renown psychiatrists actually follow these crazy posts in ISG. I think the US government wants to monitor the mental states of horny guys for whatever purposes. They may have dealt with symptoms associated with bipolar, delusional schizophrenics. I have seen a couple cases, people who cannot differentiate fantasies from realities, like Clam's 465 bar girls plus 900 guys packed tight into old HK club, or Clam's dozens civie and bar freebies hehe.

[Jinxx]

I found this video of Clam making his grand arrival back to ISG-Stupid Shit Tijuana.

https://youtu.be/WH54auk02KI

[DramaFree11]

The fucked a few dozen putas and a handful of civies in Tijuana the past 10 years and not once have a paid a single peso. I don't expect most of you guys to believe me but the guys that know me on this board know that this is true.

Anyhow, looks like this forum has really spiraled downward since the last time I logged on. You know why? Because this board needs me to weed out all the bullshit. Without me, the bullshitters go on unabated. Everything I write is 100% true, and every single attempt to prove me wrong has failed miserably every single time. Now back to stupid shit:

DayDreamerCrist, LOL. What a joke. Let's not forget his famous line "they don't get sanctioned, they just don't get paid as much. " If you don't even know the definition of word, don't step and and debate me. He daydreams what his policies would be if he as HK manager, then reporting his daydreams as fact. Do you guys not realize they don't keep track of the chicas arribas? The clipboard guy logs the puta's name when she goes up, and then checks her off when she returns. That's it. They don't collect the hand written chicken-scratch clipboard sheets at the end of the week, then reconcile them to keep a count of each puta's arribas. Putas don't have a bar code to scan, nor a unique identifying number. They just state a name to the clipboard guy. Any name they wish. And many putas share the same name. So it's impossible to keep an accurate count of a puta's arribas. Therefore, it is impossible for a sliding scale quota to exist. Dcrist is reporting his daydreams as fact.

Honestly I am glad you are back. Compared to L. M and Rog. You are a genius. I do give you credit, you occasionally write trip reports and you are with girls. Glad your back.

[ClamSlammer]

Babe. Only 'freebie' you ever got is from your own hand. But even it is going to start asking you for donations soon.

The fucked a few dozen putas and a handful of civies in Tijuana the past 10 years and not once have a paid a single peso. I don't expect most of you guys to believe me but the guys that know me on this board know that this is true.

Anyhow, looks like this forum has really spiraled downward since the last time I logged on. You know why? Because this board needs me to weed out all the bullshit. Without me, the bullshitters go on unabated. Everything I write is 100% true, and every single attempt to prove me wrong has failed miserably every single time. Now back to stupid shit:

DayDreamerCrist, LOL. What a joke. Let's not forget his famous line "they don't get sanctioned, they just don't get paid as much. " If you don't even know the definition of word, don't step and and debate me. He daydreams what his policies would be if he as HK manager, then reporting his daydreams as fact. Do you guys not realize they don't keep track of the chicas arribas? The clipboard guy logs the puta's name when she goes up, and then checks her off when she returns. That's it. They don't collect the hand written chicken-scratch clipboard sheets at the end of the week, then reconcile them to keep a count of each puta's arribas. Putas don't have a bar code to scan, nor a unique identifying number. They just state a name to the clipboard guy. Any name they wish. And many putas share the same name. So it's impossible to keep an accurate count of a puta's arribas. Therefore, it is impossible for a sliding scale quota to exist. Dcrist is reporting his daydreams as fact.

And the Captain. Wow. He once stated that HK pre-covid usually had about 65 putas to choose from on a weekend. Only missed the real number by about 400. Then when lambasted by several members, he proceeds to deny he ever wrote it, apparently not realizing that every forum has a scroll down feature in which everyone can see what every member wrote in the past. Not to mention when a poster proposed that a band of mongers form an armed mercenary strike force to rescue a fellow monger who was being held by the Federali's in a Mexico City prison, the Captain erupted, pleading that Mexico is a close USA Ally and that such an incident could provoke international tensions. The Captain didn't realize it was an obvious joke. That's his mental state.

ScatMan. Where do we start? First, he's proven he doesn't know the difference between evidence and hearsay. Because no evidence of any ficha quota has every been post on any forum, ever. Such a loser in life he can only afford the most disgusting crack walkers. He once bragged about how he was getting these toothless crack walker threesomes for bargain prices, boasting of getting to kiss one while the other was sucking his dick. Seriously, he's bragging about kissing these walkers who probably haven't showered or brushed their tooth in weeks? And what about the time he wanted to find out what exchange rate was offered at the duty free shop? He proposed sending a monger there to buy a bottle of tequila and calculate the rate. When I suggested "why not just ask an employee" he goes off and says that a customer would be way out of line by asking the exchange rate.

PhordPhan. He insults BabeMagnet by calling him "PendejoMagnet" then he immediately proceeds to engage him. LOL! I give him credit, he was right!

DramaFree. He still can't get over how I completely humiliated him a couple years ago, and will basically back up anybody that is arguing with me, no matter how stupid (ScatMan) he is.

I've got a lot of catch up posts to make since I've been gone for a couple months. Will be writing some stuff shortly.