Stupid Shit in Tijuana

[Captain Solo]

Looks like HK has been taken over by new management. Its new cholo managers know all tricks in the gutter to squeeze every dollar out of mongers.

They are tightening rules at same time pushing girls and meseros to pry more money out of mongers for the club.

[Captain Solo]

Funny shit!

He found the meaning of life, until he runs out of money to feed his coke and pussy addictions.

[Travv]

Life isn't over so soon.

It's Leaving Las Vegas, the sequel.

Complicated SSRI inhibitors, self-help books, Oprah Super Soul Sunday. Fuck that shit. Depressed? Feel like ending it all? Here's your prescription: Mexican hookers and grade A blow.

Worked like a charm for one self-professed suicidal Reddit user, who goes by the name, plzsendhelp, who indulged in piles of cocaine, and hooker orgies, until his frown was turned upside down.

He shares that he traveled to Mexico to purchase "chemicals" to essentially euthanize himself and end his own life—however, after deciding on one final debauched farewell, for old times sake—which included ripping fat rails of coke off hookers' tits, forging through bouts of whiskey / coke dick by popping Viagra, and multiple threesomes, he shares that he finally saw the light.

Went to Mexico to buy barbiturates for a humane and peaceful death. Decided that if I was going to die anyway I might as well fuck a prostitute before it was all over. After that a cab driver offered to sell me cocaine. One thing lead to another, and I got a room above a working girl house equipped with a heart shaped bed, a stripper pole, and a hot tub.

Spent a full week snorting coke off tits, popping pain meds, drinking tequila, eating handfuls of Viagra to fight the whiskey / coke dick, and had three FFM threesomes.

Somewhere in the midst of my coke-fueled orgy I decide life wasn't so bad after all. . . ".

https://www.popdust.com/suicidal-guy...890131721.html

Comments:

Anyone seen Hunter Biden in Tijuana recently buying handfuls of viagra to fight the whickey / coke dick? LOL.

[MarksOfMagic]

Funny but you can now buy viagra at the taco stand on the corner opposite La Perla restaurant. The guy carving up Aldobo called me over, offered me a napkin for my tacos and then offered me viagra. Tacos and a hard on in one stop. Only in Tijuana.

I did see that as an option inside their tip jar. Hahaha.

[Jackie888]

Funny but you can now buy viagra at the taco stand on the corner opposite La Perla restaurant. The guy carving up Aldobo called me over, offered me a napkin for my tacos and then offered me viagra. Tacos and a hard on in one stop. Only in Tijuana.

[Rainman306]

It seems some of the strategy and tips that have been out there are now being thwarted by club management. For example,

1. Having a bar girl visit your room on an off day or after her shift.

2. Buying a short VIP and having the bucket for her to drink after.

3. Tipping & groping & negotiating with the girls just standing around.

We should keep the best strategy to PMs as to not have the greedy club mgmt thwart them.

[SeaBeeJoe]

RikyMichaels,

I agree I have been thru it a few times. The Mexican girls I like are always hot, and petite. I live in Wyoming and there are beautiful gals here too and some are nice. It is not the same I doubt if any will fuck me as I am a middle aged man and overweight. I can work on losing weight but it is very difficult to impossible for me to have sex with a 7 here, let alone a 9. That's the attraction of the zona bars, I had sex with many girls way out of my league, I got so used to how easy it was that I thought it was normal. It isn't, I am friendly with the girls up here where I live but it won't be like it is in Tijuana LOL. Reality is a *****! Overall it was a good fantasy with all the hotties I had sex with, I do wish I would have not taken a few of them so seriously LOL. FYI just be careful with your money and your heart, do be stupid.

I meant Don't be stupid LOL!!

[SeaBeeJoe]

It never works out is right. There are a lot of guys that go down to the zona and see the same girl a few times and then start developing feelings for them. You alluded to this SeeBeeJoe in your post. It can happen very easily and quickly, especially with many of these women who know how to manipulate and turn on the charm. Once the guy develops feelings for them is when the trouble starts. These guys, thinking they may be on to something typically start buying the girl gifts and regularly come down to see them. What they don't realize is that they are getting played. And that usually this girl will have a handfull of gringos that she is playing the same game with. Eventually, the gringo will catch on and finally realize that he has been duped and then feels like a fool. There will be a few girls that will tell the gringo that they want out of the barlife. They may be honest, but the catch is always that the gringo will need to support her. And if the gringo chooses to do so, he will end up at a minimum paying for the girl's rent and food, which might seem reasonable and doable to some. However, soon enough, the girl will start in on other items including wanting designer handbags and clothing, hair extensions, airline tickets to visit family, money for medical procedures (many times lipo or a boob job), money to help support a family member who may be sick or in the hospital (which can cost hundreds of dollors if not more) and the list goes on and on. Bottom line is that it will never be enough. Never! Their will ALWAYS be a reason the girl will need money and you will be that ATM.

There will also be times where the girl may be sincere and try to get a job to help out. From my experience, they will never be able to get a job that pays other than peanuts. And if they do take the job they will get totally burned out making peanuts and working their asses off for maybe 80 dollars a week if lucky. So usually what happens if the guy agrees to the support situation, there will come a time after the first couple of months where he realizes that the support he is providing is way too much money, especially after her job situation fails and then the guy has had enough, gets frustrated and gets out of the relationship or the woman goes back to the bar life.

RikyMichaels,

I agree I have been thru it a few times. The Mexican girls I like are always hot, and petite. I live in Wyoming and there are beautiful gals here too and some are nice. It is not the same I doubt if any will fuck me as I am a middle aged man and overweight. I can work on losing weight but it is very difficult to impossible for me to have sex with a 7 here, let alone a 9. That's the attraction of the zona bars, I had sex with many girls way out of my league, I got so used to how easy it was that I thought it was normal. It isn't, I am friendly with the girls up here where I live but it won't be like it is in Tijuana LOL. Reality is a *****! Overall it was a good fantasy with all the hotties I had sex with, I do wish I would have not taken a few of them so seriously LOL. FYI just be careful with your money and your heart, do be stupid.

[KBToys]

It never works out is right. There are a lot of guys that go down to the zona and see the same girl a few times and then start developing feelings for them. You alluded to this SeeBeeJoe in your post. It can happen very easily and quickly, especially with many of these women who know how to manipulate and turn on the charm. Once the guy develops feelings for them is when the trouble starts. These guys, thinking they may be on to something typically start buying the girl gifts and regularly come down to see them. What they don't realize is that they are getting played. And that usually this girl will have a handfull of gringos that she is playing the same game with. Eventually, the gringo will catch on and finally realize that he has been duped and then feels like a fool. There will be a few girls that will tell the gringo that they want out of the barlife. They may be honest, but the catch is always that the gringo will need to support her. And if the gringo chooses to do so, he will end up at a minimum paying for the girl's rent and food, which might seem reasonable and doable to some. However, soon enough, the girl will start in on other items including wanting designer handbags and clothing, hair extensions, airline tickets to visit family, money for medical procedures (many times lipo or a boob job), money to help support a family member who may be sick or in the hospital (which can cost hundreds of dollors if not more) and the list goes on and on. Bottom line is that it will never be enough. Never! Their will ALWAYS be a reason the girl will need money and you will be that ATM..

So much truth to what you shared. The next steps after realizing they are working for peanuts is either propose marriage idea and try to get residency to get legit work or return to the bar as normal work in Mexico won't be enough to support impoverished background that made them decide to start sex work in the first place.

[RikyMichaels7]

I agree I am completely done with zona love. It never works out. From now on it is only zone fucking. LOL.

It never works out is right. There are a lot of guys that go down to the zona and see the same girl a few times and then start developing feelings for them. You alluded to this SeeBeeJoe in your post. It can happen very easily and quickly, especially with many of these women who know how to manipulate and turn on the charm. Once the guy develops feelings for them is when the trouble starts. These guys, thinking they may be on to something typically start buying the girl gifts and regularly come down to see them. What they don't realize is that they are getting played. And that usually this girl will have a handfull of gringos that she is playing the same game with. Eventually, the gringo will catch on and finally realize that he has been duped and then feels like a fool. There will be a few girls that will tell the gringo that they want out of the barlife. They may be honest, but the catch is always that the gringo will need to support her. And if the gringo chooses to do so, he will end up at a minimum paying for the girl's rent and food, which might seem reasonable and doable to some. However, soon enough, the girl will start in on other items including wanting designer handbags and clothing, hair extensions, airline tickets to visit family, money for medical procedures (many times lipo or a boob job), money to help support a family member who may be sick or in the hospital (which can cost hundreds of dollors if not more) and the list goes on and on. Bottom line is that it will never be enough. Never! Their will ALWAYS be a reason the girl will need money and you will be that ATM.

There will also be times where the girl may be sincere and try to get a job to help out. From my experience, they will never be able to get a job that pays other than peanuts. And if they do take the job they will get totally burned out making peanuts and working their asses off for maybe 80 dollars a week if lucky. So usually what happens if the guy agrees to the support situation, there will come a time after the first couple of months where he realizes that the support he is providing is way too much money, especially after her job situation fails and then the guy has had enough, gets frustrated and gets out of the relationship or the woman goes back to the bar life.

These girls cannot, and I repeat cannot, in 95% of the cases make a living to be able to pay rent and support kids or even to get a decent job to help contribute to your relationship. It's Mexico. It is what it is.

[Jackie888]

CBP are donkeys. Came back Friday night. CBP had 15 Ready lanes open that hardly anyone uses. Sentri had 1 lane open so it took 30 fucking minutes to slow craw 100 yards. 1 CBP to man 1 Sentri booth, and 2 CBP to shine the flashlight tone ensure we had our Sentri cards. WTF? It really takes 2 CBP to shine a flashlight? Fucking idiots. No wonder other feds think that Homeland are a bunch of fucking crayon eaters when they were children.

[SeaBeeJoe]

Good thing you were upfront and honest about it instead of playing games and wasting each other's time. The true mind fuck is when you are introduced to the whole extended family and still wonder in the back of your head how much longer things will last. I feel bad for the Mexican bros since the ladies are so dependent on them, but I guess I am used to independent American women. Once the ladies stop working, then a normal job that pays menial wages is beneath them and the next step is the talk about trying to work in the USA Good luck to you and maybe one day our paths will cross, but still living the dream.

I agree I am completely done with zona love. It never works out. From now on it is only zone fucking. LOL.

[KBToys]

HK chica told me she loved me and wanted to be my only girlfriend. I gave her my personal number and told her we can do it 6 months after she stops working in the profession. 3 years ago. Never heard from her again.

Good thing you were upfront and honest about it instead of playing games and wasting each other's time. The true mind fuck is when you are introduced to the whole extended family and still wonder in the back of your head how much longer things will last. I feel bad for the Mexican bros since the ladies are so dependent on them, but I guess I am used to independent American women. Once the ladies stop working, then a normal job that pays menial wages is beneath them and the next step is the talk about trying to work in the USA Good luck to you and maybe one day our paths will cross, but still living the dream.

[Jackie888]

So much can be said on topic, but streets are watching. You are spot on that communication and honesty are important for the relationship to work. Also it has to be their decision to walk away from the fast money. It is hard to do when they come from impoverished background and won't totally understand the situation until you actually visit their home and family. Also money is why they work in the club so if they can walk away and not require any assistance with their life and family, then good luck to you. If you don't provide stability and security in their lives, then be prepared for them to provide it for themselves, I. E. Fast money. After all, they are in the business to make money since they can't rely on anyone else. It is a double edged sword in the relationship especially if the bargirl is a high earner and you expect to provide minimal to no support. They can try to work a normal job that pays $200-$300 every 2 weeks, but then they probably think why are they wasting their time. They are dating a monger that paid $200-$300 for an hour or day of companionship in the past, which is also another hurdle you have to overcome.

Relationships are hard enough, but then add the element of sex work and you have jealousy issues, trust, and host of other issues on both sides. They are issues for both bargirl and monger that need to be dealt with on the daily. They think you won't be able to stop going to the clubs groping other women and possibly having sex with them and the monger is always thinking the bargirl won't be able to leave the easy money to be in a healthy relationship since a real relationship doesn't require you to pay their living expenses. It is a journey for sure, but everyone makes a decision on what is acceptable for them based on pleasure and pain. Add in more difficulty when they introduce you to family, grandparents, and cousins..

HK chica told me she loved me and wanted to be my only girlfriend. I gave her my personal number and told her we can do it 6 months after she stops working in the profession. 3 years ago. Never heard from her again.

[KBToys]

They not holding a gun to your head for the money, but they use your compassion against you and manipulate you for money because they know you care about them. That's why if you fuck around with hookers just fuck them a few times and move on to another girl. If you spend a lot of time with one you will and do start developing feelings for them, it is human nature. As far as communication, a relationship is difficult if you both speak the same language fluently, add not speaking Spanish and dating an ex hooker and that is a recipe for disaster. Then add their family who will always have their hand out for money too. If you can't fuck and forget I would not go to the zona. Just my opinion.

So much can be said on topic, but streets are watching. You are spot on that communication and honesty are important for the relationship to work. Also it has to be their decision to walk away from the fast money. It is hard to do when they come from impoverished background and won't totally understand the situation until you actually visit their home and family. Also money is why they work in the club so if they can walk away and not require any assistance with their life and family, then good luck to you. If you don't provide stability and security in their lives, then be prepared for them to provide it for themselves, I. E. Fast money. After all, they are in the business to make money since they can't rely on anyone else. It is a double edged sword in the relationship especially if the bargirl is a high earner and you expect to provide minimal to no support. They can try to work a normal job that pays $200-$300 every 2 weeks, but then they probably think why are they wasting their time. They are dating a monger that paid $200-$300 for an hour or day of companionship in the past, which is also another hurdle you have to overcome.

Relationships are hard enough, but then add the element of sex work and you have jealousy issues, trust, and host of other issues on both sides. They are issues for both bargirl and monger that need to be dealt with on the daily. They think you won't be able to stop going to the clubs groping other women and possibly having sex with them and the monger is always thinking the bargirl won't be able to leave the easy money to be in a healthy relationship since a real relationship doesn't require you to pay their living expenses. It is a journey for sure, but everyone makes a decision on what is acceptable for them based on pleasure and pain. Add in more difficulty when they introduce you to family, grandparents, and cousins.

So the best solution for most on this board and mongers are to just keep it strictly business and hire by the hhr, HR, or day. You can rinse and repeat and hope you don't have one decide to fall in love with you. Like Thai mongers say, never stay with a bargirl longer than 2-3 days and move onto the next. Naturally amazing sex and connection is going to eventually bite one or both in the ass. Still living the dream.