Stupid Shit in Tijuana

[SeaBeeJoe]

I was private messaging him. Feel bad for the dude. She really drained his bank account. She wasnt loyal and was eventually back in the club because she missed the money.

Currently dating a HK girl myself and while she isn't milking me like KoolBeans. I messed up by thinking I could turn a hoe into a housewife. The worst thing I lost was time and peace of mind I guess but oh well its been a fun ride. These girls in the zona norte aren't Girl Scouts. Although they do ask you for money like the girl scouts. Dating these girls is just a more complicated pay for play. Sugar babies basically. Yeah I'm sure you can find a honest one but damn that's like finding a piece of hay in a needle stack! And yes I said that right.

That's all you get in the zona norte. Pay to play. I thought I met a few friends there and maybe love but in the end I was only another client. Koolbeans finally gets it.

[BlackThought]

Somebody will convince you that having sex with affection can be done safely, and when you get there, you will know what I am talking about. It does not have to be love. It can just be a woman who fucks you and does not feel like a ho.

The reason KB held on was he was having the best sex of his life. You just do not get that. You will but not now.

I have, she was a 21 year old venny from Cartagena, I felt like a teenager with her. So much chemistry, we would spend hours in the room just fucking. But I'm certain if I kept fucking her for months, I'd get bored of it too and would want something new. She's down to meet me in Medellin, but I still want to fuck other girls too.

[KBToys]

If you paid any attention to his stories, it was clear she was using him. Many of us on the forum warned him about the red flags, yet he decided to double down on it and got his heart broken. Love and sex performance has no correlation, you keep preaching it all over ISG like you're a missionary. We are mongers always on a hunt for new pussy, if you enjoy fucking the same box till you die, go for it. I dgaf jaja.

Whoever said he got his heart broken? Maybe he is still enjoying the ride. It is amazing when you have a connection, but we all have different things in life that we seek. I definitely would get tired of starfish experiences or the grab and dash. Everyone has their preferences. Just be careful not to post specifics as everyone has access to these trip reports. Enjoy the ride everyone.

[Elvis 2008]

Love and sex performance has no correlation, you keep preaching it all over ISG like you're a missionary. We are mongers always on a hunt for new pussy, if you enjoy fucking the same box till you die, go for it. I dgaf jaja.

Obviously, you are a monger who is married. Getting "new" pussy that is actually very used is still a thrill for you. It will get old. You are just thrilled you get sex without having to do household chores.

When you are done with sex, the girl grabs the money and runs out of the room ashamed of what she has done. That is what women do when they have had sex with someone they have no affection for. With KB, she was in his arms and 20 minutes later or even sooner, pleading with him to go at it again.

Somebody will convince you that having sex with affection can be done safely, and when you get there, you will know what I am talking about. It does not have to be love. It can just be a woman who fucks you and does not feel like a ho.

The reason KB held on was he was having the best sex of his life. You just do not get that. You will but not now.

[DramaFree11]

DramaFree is right on Colombia being way too backward.

I went to a few highest rated restaurants in Centro and Poblado, also took a food tour in Bogota. The food was terrible. Steaks at the top steak houses were so tough I could not cut it with steak knives. Had to give up. It was funny seeing high-class women in upscale restaurants use all their muscles to cut their steaks. Their signature seafood cocktails are drenched in mayonnaise and all kinds of cream; no seafood taste left. Street vendors in Bogota grill kabob and sausages on charcoal, allegedly beef, pork and chicken but they were so tough and tasteless, had to throw them away. Colombians never learned to cook good food and eat healthy.

Top-rated clubs were boring, girls way overweight and chubby, far behind Tijuana's Hong Kong club. Parc Lleras girls are either too fat or too skanky, covered with ugly tats and piercing, look like a bunch of freaks. Casa girls in Bogota are just too old or too fat, but there were a few hot street girls in both Bogota and Medellin. El Centro in Medellin has tens thousands people on the streets in the day time, working, shopping, selling, but after dark the whole El Centro is shut down pitch black, no traffic, no people, completely deserted, only homeless people shuffling around silently. It looks and feels scary like hell.

A Vennie stole my phone in Cartagena. After being warned about girls stealing, a wingman was drugged and robbed of everything in Cartagena the next week. Crimes are big problems in Colombia.

Compared to Colombia, Mexico is way richer and at a higher civilization level. Public facilities are abundant, well planned, well built and better managed. Everything works smoothly in Mexico but not Colombia. To me Colombia is not worth the risks of crimes, bad food, boring clubs, ugly girls, bad services, poor infrastructure.

I forgot to mention Fat Sex Tourist seeking drugs. I here all this talk of Colombia being cheaper, I am not sure. There are a lot of guys living very cheap in Mexico. If you put the effort in the smaller towns in Mexico you can find amazing girls much cheaper and very little competition. If you are lazy and you like fat chicks go to MDE.

One other point if you can get a direct flight to MDE then, yes it might be slightly cheaper, but most can not get a direct flight, so then it is not cheaper, unless you are staying there a couple of weeks, then maybe. Also, flights go way price during the peak season.

[Captain Solo]

DramaFree is right on Colombia being way too backward.

I went to a few highest rated restaurants in Centro and Poblado, also took a food tour in Bogota. The food was terrible. Steaks at the top steak houses were so tough I could not cut it with steak knives. Had to give up. It was funny seeing high-class women in upscale restaurants use all their muscles to cut their steaks. Their signature seafood cocktails are drenched in mayonnaise and all kinds of cream; no seafood taste left. Street vendors in Bogota grill kabob and sausages on charcoal, allegedly beef, pork and chicken but they were so tough and tasteless, had to throw them away. Colombians never learned to cook good food and eat healthy.

Top-rated clubs were boring, girls way overweight and chubby, far behind Tijuana's Hong Kong club. Parc Lleras girls are either too fat or too skanky, covered with ugly tats and piercing, look like a bunch of freaks. Casa girls in Bogota are just too old or too fat, but there were a few hot street girls in both Bogota and Medellin. El Centro in Medellin has tens thousands people on the streets in the day time, working, shopping, selling, but after dark the whole El Centro is shut down pitch black, no traffic, no people, completely deserted, only homeless people shuffling around silently. It looks and feels scary like hell.

A Vennie stole my phone in Cartagena. After being warned about girls stealing, a wingman was drugged and robbed of everything in Cartagena the next week. Crimes are big problems in Colombia.

Compared to Colombia, Mexico is way richer and at a higher civilization level. Public facilities are abundant, well planned, well built and better managed. Everything works smoothly in Mexico but not Colombia. To me Colombia is not worth the risks of crimes, bad food, boring clubs, ugly girls, bad services, poor infrastructure.

[BlackThought]

This from the guy who said great sex has nothing to do with love? Obviously, you have never been with a woman in love. Maybe you thought you were. Oh, you may have been in love with her, and she said she loved you, but if she was not fucking you like KB's woman was fucking him, she was not in love with you. Sorry.

That is the part you dummies never understood: he was having the best sex of his life. That is why I knew he was not going to give it up.

She found him unattractive? What color is the sky in your world? A woman in love will put up with a guy's shit and hope that he gets better. Once again, you are completely clueless as to her mindset. You really, really do not understand a damned thing about women.

If you paid any attention to his stories, it was clear she was using him. Many of us on the forum warned him about the red flags, yet he decided to double down on it and got his heart broken. Love and sex performance has no correlation, you keep preaching it all over ISG like you're a missionary. We are mongers always on a hunt for new pussy, if you enjoy fucking the same box till you die, go for it. I dgaf jaja.

[The Cane]

We're now quoting Shakespeare on a messageboard about working girl mongering. Think I've seen it all now, LOL.

You clearly haven't spent any time in any of the Brazil threads LOLOLOL!

[BrotherMouzone]

My bad. To someone with your intelligence, taming the shrew was about disciplining an animal. And there is this line from MacBeth:

"Drink sir, is a great provoker of three things. Nose painting, sleep and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes the desire but takes away the performance."

Just think of lechery as playing basketball, and drink as Gatorade and maybe it will make sense to you. You are right. It has nothing to do with mongering. Shakespeare said nothing important about sex. Again. My bad.

We're now quoting Shakespeare on a messageboard about working girl mongering. Think I've seen it all now, LOL.

[DramaFree11]

Colombia is one of the best! HK is dirt man. I do not even go down to Tijuana. Brazil, Colombia are way better. I would rather go to DR than Tijuana and I can't stand DR jajaja.

Yes, if you like bad food, shitty service, fat asses, bad attitudes, crime and drugs. Yes, MDE is Paradise.

CDMX, MTY, Cancun, GDL and Tijuana all blow away MDE. Nor even close.

[KBToys]

Colombia is one of the best! HK is dirt man. I do not even go down to Tijuana. Brazil, Colombia are way better. I would rather go to DR than Tijuana and I can't stand DR jajaja.

Yeah I've heard good stories of Brazil from a retired AF guy. He said club help was the best before it closed. I heard the ladies really take efforts to stay toned.

[Elvis 2008]

I don't even know why he pursued a relationship with a girl that he can't even communicate with jaja.

This from the guy who said great sex has nothing to do with love? Obviously, you have never been with a woman in love. Maybe you thought you were. Oh, you may have been in love with her, and she said she loved you, but if she was not fucking you like KB's woman was fucking him, she was not in love with you. Sorry.

That is the part you dummies never understood: he was having the best sex of his life. That is why I knew he was not going to give it up.

He sounded jealous, insecure, and controlling, most women find that unattractive.

She found him unattractive? What color is the sky in your world? A woman in love will put up with a guy's shit and hope that he gets better. Once again, you are completely clueless as to her mindset. You really, really do not understand a damned thing about women.

[Elvis 2008]

Lmao are you seriously bringing up Shakespeare in a monger forum?

My bad. To someone with your intelligence, taming the shrew was about disciplining an animal. And there is this line from MacBeth:

"Drink sir, is a great provoker of three things. Nose painting, sleep and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes the desire but takes away the performance."

Just think of lechery as playing basketball, and drink as Gatorade and maybe it will make sense to you. You are right. It has nothing to do with mongering. Shakespeare said nothing important about sex. Again. My bad.

[TheMan31]

FKK great place, but expensive. Colombia definitely not, totally sucked. HK is definitely a better value and way more fun.

Colombia is one of the best! HK is dirt man. I do not even go down to Tijuana. Brazil, Colombia are way better. I would rather go to DR than Tijuana and I can't stand DR jajaja.

[Lefeu]

I used to travel to Dusseldorf for business precovid and the FKK clubs: Goldentime and Living Room charged 50 euros for 30 min (BBBJ was standard), Acapulco velbert was 40 euros for 30 minutes. If you convert it to USD, it's still much cheaper than HK. $100 for 30 minutes for CBJ is a pretty shitty deal IMO and really killed my mood this past visit. I may go Medellin later this year as I can get chicas off Facebook for $60/ hour.

I hope this report will convince some HK enthusiasts that HK does not provide the best value for mongering. Please, next time get your facts straight before making the claim that HK provides better value. It does not.

The good thing about Tijuana is the convenience, easy to get to, and that's it.