Thread: Stupid Shit in Tijuana
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05-08-20 17:48 #385
Posts: 6535Scabby's Tijuana street-walking princess
Real life, real love story in Tijuana for the CoVid-19 depression.
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05-08-20 17:46 #384
Posts: 6535ChevyLoser's real date
Real life, real stupid shit love story for the CoVid-19 depression.
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05-06-20 01:25 #383
Posts: 99Originally Posted by ScatManDoo [View Original Post]
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05-06-20 01:11 #382
Posts: 6443What?
Originally Posted by CaptainSolo [View Original Post]
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05-05-20 23:49 #381
Posts: 2344Originally Posted by BaxterSlade [View Original Post]
This Mexican cheesecake is not like the super sweet and super rich cheesecake sold in the states. Instead it looks and tastes somewhat like a big, dried-out flan. Soriana sells them inside two-piece containers, much like you would pick up and cherry pie or a pumpkin pie in a United States grocery store. So kid licks probably not a concern.
Even when my room does not have a kitchenette, my women expect there to be those 35 pesos cheesecakes to eat and take part home with them. Renata stopped eating slices in front of me, she would just take the whole pie home to her (now deceased) novio.
We ought to find some middle ground regarding politically slanted posts. I responded to PhordPhan's initial Trump-spinning where it occurred, with the moderator moving my responses (but not PP's initial posts) over here to the Stupid Shit in Tijuana thread. There is maybe sixty threads here on this website. Isn't there one thread where I can point out what a dreadful disgrace our campaigning liar-in-chief continues to be? Maybe a thread you won't bother to read? I am on moderator review and don't think I can start a new thread.
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05-05-20 22:31 #380
Posts: 2344Originally Posted by CaptainSolo [View Original Post]
Where's a Jack Benny Avatar when you need it.
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05-05-20 21:45 #379
Posts: 1079Originally Posted by ScatManDoo [View Original Post]
While I will just accept the women you choose to hang with I will warn you to stay away from that bakery at Soriana. Its the way that stuff is all out in the open. You would not believe how many times I have seen those 6-10 year old kids lick the frosting.
And even I enjoyed the part about having a flock of women in your room at the same time. That might be my new fantasy.
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05-05-20 19:31 #378
Posts: 6535Cheap sex
Scoop was able to get cheap sex by closing his eyes, pinching his nose, doing the deeds with the oldest, skankiest streetwalkers in La Zona. One named Cathy was petite American woman, blonde hair, eye glasses, red, watery eyes, runny, sniffling nose. She was wearing tank top and a short, showing hundreds needle marks along the veins on her arms and legs. She probably ran out of spots to inject a long time ago and was injecting between her toes.
Some guys get turned on sexually by exploiting the lowliest women in the most depraved ways. Otherwise they cannot pop. He's probably been bare backing Yolanda on her wheel chair for 20 pesos hehe. Wonder how many times he has been infected with bacterial and viral diseases by these run-down drug addicts.
Scoop must have been violently dissed by nice, clean, beautiful girls in the bars with his cheap offers for kinky sex, so he's afraid to show his face. He can brag about his exploits with destitute drug addicts but never with Mexico's hot, young girls!
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05-05-20 19:12 #377
Posts: 6535Real dates?
ChevyLoser pays for dates with old, ugly, obese La Zona's rejected and retired putas, whom he's very proud of, one resembling a squirrel? He must enjoy special cultural exchange with these old, ugly retired putas, the venereal culture type.
Must have very low self-esteem to brag about paid dates with old women from the bottom of Mexico's barrel.
You should feel quite proud Mr. Phordphan. I'm sure our amigo was just trying to emulate people like you who are able to take chicas on real dates. Serving food and juice complete with disco lighting, priceless.
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05-05-20 13:04 #376
Posts: 152Priceless
Originally Posted by BaxterSlade [View Original Post]
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05-05-20 12:26 #375
Posts: 1079Originally Posted by Phordphan [View Original Post]
But where did he come up with the regalo drawer? Now thats thinking outside the box. He should get all the credit for that one. Or did you ever give Rocky the flying squrriel trinkets after a night out?
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05-05-20 08:44 #374
Posts: 3197Originally Posted by BaxterSlade [View Original Post]
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05-05-20 07:44 #373
Posts: 2344Originally Posted by BaxterSlade [View Original Post]
Originally Posted by BaxterSlade [View Original Post]
Originally Posted by BaxterSlade [View Original Post]
I think there is over 35 separate trip reports, I tried to number them, but screwed the sequence up.
Undoubtedly Bastard boy has read AlleyScat #55 titled "I was Robbed" posted on 6/17/2014.
And he's also read the unnumbered report posted on January 31, 2014 titled "Last week in Tijuana, Nearly burned down Nikki's".
And I have recalled here recently some of the stuff written in AlleyScat #50 "Seeking 100 peso BB Blowjobs in Tijuana" posted on 3/5/2014 (with 9 pictures).
Bastard: Are you the poster on that other site with the handle "baxter"?
As I recall I forwarded Alleyscat #50 to the moderator here at ISG (soon after I joined) to see if it met the standards for this board. I got no response back, so I've assumed it did not.
Bastard severely misstates some of the actions & events delineated in those trip reports, but I find a fair deal of humor in the way he describes them, so I'll give him the literary license.
I do owe you an apology Bastard. Upon my re-reading of my report titled "I was Robbed" I read the detail that Ratero Estaphanie did put a space heater inside of the "yellow and purple canvas bag from LSU that had a large illustration of their tiger mascot". The bag Ratero Estaphanie ran out of my room clutching. That was a really colorful trip report. Before she hijacked my stuff in late morning, Ratera Estaphanie had stayed for a 200 peso toda la noche when she nodded off (crashing from the speed she likely was on the prior evening). I've had lots of walkers nod off on me over the years.
So Ratera Estaphanie was sawing logs when Renata showed up for her 8:00 AM scheduled cita. We couldn't get Ratera Estaphanie to wake up enough to join us. So Renata and I fucked in the room's second queen-sized bed.
Renata left, but many of my other regular walker rotation happened to come by and knocked on my door that morning. When Ratera Estaphanie finally came to life in late morning, I was starring at her when her eyes opened. Also staring at Ratero Estaphanie was Elizabeth, Norma, Estaphanie / Fannie, Leti and Alejandra. We all were drinking juice boxes that morning and handed one to groggy Ratera Estaphanie so she would not feel left out. I made my only offer ever of extra dinero if the group sex session could be videotaped (200 pesos extra). Norma & Ratera Stephanie said "Si'.
I don't need to get further into that trip report, the write-up still exists over there from six years ago and I've already covered the group juice box drinking section for Bastard.
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05-05-20 05:47 #372
Posts: 1945Originally Posted by BaxterSlade [View Original Post]
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05-05-20 04:45 #371
Posts: 1079Darn it SMD
Originally Posted by ScatManDoo [View Original Post]
So the way the story goes genius lets thieving hookers into his deluxe Tijuana hotel room. When he turns his naked back for a moment low life crack h o grabs his duffle bag full of shit and bails. Somewhere along the line the police catch up with the low life thief that scat let in his room so he could get his pee pee licked for 50 pesos less than the going rate.
Wait the story gets better. Scatman is so happy to get his crap back. BUT now he must deal with the ratero Tijuana police who claim a serious crime has been comitted and his bag of shit must be booked into evidence. Will the clueless scat believes them and heads back to his room to grab a box of juice and some stale Soriana bakery to try to calm down.
Eventually he heads to the station to retrieve his property. I think you know where this is headed. Of course his bag of goodies never made it to the station and no report was ever filed. Welcome to Tijuana rookie.
But it aint over yet now SMD is ready to take on the Tijuana policia he demands they conduct a lineup to find the crooked cop. But the best part of the story you probably wonder what in the world was in that sack that would interest crack h o 's and crooked cops. Ok no more suspense. Cheap electronics power cords and his beloved space heater and disco lights. You heard that right disco lights. WTF juice boxes and regalos were not quite enough. He was going to turn his room into a nightclub so he could pretend he was on real dates with these skanks.
So just in case you do want to learn something from his report. Do not invite the lowest of low Tijuana hookers to your room in order to save on pesos. And as was noted after his original report. If you roll with dogs you will get fleas.
And my advice Scat please please do not bore us was your scewed politics and start a thread The Misadventures of SMD to keep us entertained during these dificult times.