Stupid Shit in Tijuana

[The Cane]

Scoop was able to get cheap sex by closing his eyes, pinching his nose, doing the deeds with the oldest, skankiest streetwalkers in La Zona.

I thought that was Hargrow? Aahahahaha!

[ScatManDoo]

While I will just accept the women you choose to hang with I will warn you to stay away from that bakery at Soriana. Its the way that stuff is all out in the open. You would not believe how many times I have seen those 6-10 year old kids lick the frosting.

Well, you've been reading my old trip reports, where I go on and on about Soriana's Mexican Cheesecakes.

This Mexican cheesecake is not like the super sweet and super rich cheesecake sold in the states. Instead it looks and tastes somewhat like a big, dried-out flan. Soriana sells them inside two-piece containers, much like you would pick up and cherry pie or a pumpkin pie in a United States grocery store. So kid licks probably not a concern.

Even when my room does not have a kitchenette, my women expect there to be those 35 pesos cheesecakes to eat and take part home with them. Renata stopped eating slices in front of me, she would just take the whole pie home to her (now deceased) novio.

We ought to find some middle ground regarding politically slanted posts. I responded to PhordPhan's initial Trump-spinning where it occurred, with the moderator moving my responses (but not PP's initial posts) over here to the Stupid Shit in Tijuana thread. There is maybe sixty threads here on this website. Isn't there one thread where I can point out what a dreadful disgrace our campaigning liar-in-chief continues to be? Maybe a thread you won't bother to read? I am on moderator review and don't think I can start a new thread.

[ScatManDoo]

He's probably been bare backing Yolanda on her wheel chair for 20 pesos

Yolanda fucks for 20 pesos?

Where's a Jack Benny Avatar when you need it.

[Baxter Slade]

When you wrote this, I thought you were high.



Bastard severely misstates some of the actions & events delineated in those trip reports, but I find a fair deal of humor in the way he describes them, so I'll give him the literary license.
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I really appreciate the literary rights. But You have so many great stories share some more. Heck I'm even starting to like you again.

While I will just accept the women you choose to hang with I will warn you to stay away from that bakery at Soriana. Its the way that stuff is all out in the open. You would not believe how many times I have seen those 6-10 year old kids lick the frosting.

And even I enjoyed the part about having a flock of women in your room at the same time. That might be my new fantasy.

[Captain Solo]

Scoop was able to get cheap sex by closing his eyes, pinching his nose, doing the deeds with the oldest, skankiest streetwalkers in La Zona. One named Cathy was petite American woman, blonde hair, eye glasses, red, watery eyes, runny, sniffling nose. She was wearing tank top and a short, showing hundreds needle marks along the veins on her arms and legs. She probably ran out of spots to inject a long time ago and was injecting between her toes.

Some guys get turned on sexually by exploiting the lowliest women in the most depraved ways. Otherwise they cannot pop. He's probably been bare backing Yolanda on her wheel chair for 20 pesos hehe. Wonder how many times he has been infected with bacterial and viral diseases by these run-down drug addicts.

Scoop must have been violently dissed by nice, clean, beautiful girls in the bars with his cheap offers for kinky sex, so he's afraid to show his face. He can brag about his exploits with destitute drug addicts but never with Mexico's hot, young girls!

[Captain Solo]

ChevyLoser pays for dates with old, ugly, obese La Zona's rejected and retired putas, whom he's very proud of, one resembling a squirrel? He must enjoy special cultural exchange with these old, ugly retired putas, the venereal culture type.

Must have very low self-esteem to brag about paid dates with old women from the bottom of Mexico's barrel.

You should feel quite proud Mr. Phordphan. I'm sure our amigo was just trying to emulate people like you who are able to take chicas on real dates. Serving food and juice complete with disco lighting, priceless.

[PdSuave]

Ohhh Scat you were doing so good staying away from politics and sharing your Tijuana misadventures. And know this. I was even starting to like you. Well I think there was at least one person who wanted to hear about the time you tried to have a Tijuana cop arrested after your duffle bag of shit came up missing. I think there are some lessons to be learned here . So just in case anyone else gets the bright idea to roll with the lowest of low Tijuana prostitutes in order to save 59 pesos.

So the way the story goes genius lets thieving hookers into his deluxe Tijuana hotel room. When he turns his naked back for a moment low life crack h o grabs his duffle bag full of shit and bails. Somewhere along the line the police catch up with the low life thief that scat let in his room so he could get his pee pee licked for 50 pesos less than the going rate.

Wait the story gets better. Scatman is so happy to get his crap back. BUT now he must deal with the ratero Tijuana police who claim a serious crime has been comitted and his bag of shit must be booked into evidence. Will the clueless scat believes them and heads back to his room to grab a box of juice and some stale Soriana bakery to try to calm down.

Eventually he heads to the station to retrieve his property. I think you know where this is headed. Of course his bag of goodies never made it to the station and no report was ever filed. Welcome to Tijuana rookie..

Still laughing at the second time reading this. Hmmm. Never thought about bringing disco lights into my room at Ticuan; Thanks for the idea SMD!

[Baxter Slade]

Epic fail! And hilarious. Thanks for the trip down Memory Lane. I'd completely forgotten about this. Poor guy must have lost at least $10, maybe $20 worth of merchandise. Of course that's probably quite a bit of money to somebody who rents $5 girls.

You should feel quite proud Mr. Phordphan. I'm sure our amigo was just trying to emulate people like you who are able to take chicas on real dates. Serving food and juice complete with disco lighting , PRICELESS.

But where did he come up with the regalo drawer? Now thats thinking outside the box. He should get all the credit for that one. Or did you ever give Rocky the flying squrriel trinkets after a night out?

[Phordphan]

Ohhh Scat you were doing so good staying away from politics and sharing your Tijuana misadventures. And know this. I was even starting to like you. Well I think there was at least one person who wanted to hear about the time you tried to have a Tijuana cop arrested after your duffle bag of shit came up missing. I think there are some lessons to be learned here . So just in case anyone else gets the bright idea to roll with the lowest of low Tijuana prostitutes in order to save 59 pesos.

So the way the story goes genius lets thieving hookers into his deluxe Tijuana hotel room. When he turns his naked back for a moment low life crack h o grabs his duffle bag full of shit and bails. Somewhere along the line the police catch up with the low life thief that scat let in his room so he could get his pee pee licked for 50 pesos less than the going rate.

Wait the story gets better. Scatman is so happy to get his crap back. BUT now he must deal with the ratero Tijuana police who claim a serious crime has been comitted and his bag of shit must be booked into evidence. Will the clueless scat believes them and heads back to his room to grab a box of juice and some stale Soriana bakery to try to calm down.

Eventually he heads to the station to retrieve his property. I think you know where this is headed. Of course his bag of goodies never made it to the station and no report was ever filed. Welcome to Tijuana rookie.

Epic fail! And hilarious. Thanks for the trip down Memory Lane. I'd completely forgotten about this. Poor guy must have lost at least $10, maybe $20 worth of merchandise. Of course that's probably quite a bit of money to somebody who rents $5 girls.

[ScatManDoo]

Your memory is pretty good. I wish I could rember that story where your Santa type Sack of shit containing a space heater and whatever other crap you used to carry around got stolen. And then you had to go to the police station to try to ID the bad policeman who stole your shit. Or am I mixing up 2 different stories.

When you wrote this, I thought you were high.

Scat do you ever feel guilty for the time you couldn't properly burn Nikkii's down. My guess is Larry would still be alive today.

After you wrote this, I figured that you were reading my old trip reports. And I began recalling going to the Tijuana Policia station on Ciinco de Mayo some years ago and having a stare-down with over a dozen Policia. Kinda hard to forget something like that.

Ohhh Scat you were doing so good staying away from politics and sharing your Tijuana misadventures. And know this. I was even starting to like you. Well I think there was at least one person who wanted to hear about the time you tried to have a Tijuana cop arrested after your duffle bag of shit came up missing. I think there are some lessons to be learned here . So just in case anyone else gets the bright idea to roll with the lowest of low Tijuana prostitutes in order to save 59 pesos.

So the way the story goes genius lets thieving hookers into his deluxe Tijuana hotel room. When he turns his naked back for a moment low life crack h o grabs his duffle bag full of shit and bails. Somewhere along the line the police catch up with the low life thief that scat let in his room so he could get his pee pee licked for 50 pesos less than the going rate.

Wait the story gets better. Scatman is so happy to get his crap back. BUT now he must deal with the ratero Tijuana police who claim a serious crime has been comitted and his bag of shit must be booked into evidence. Will the clueless scat believes them and heads back to his room to grab a box of juice and some stale Soriana bakery to try to calm down..

Well, I guess Bastard has come upon the collection of my old trip reports, where they still exist on the internet.

I think there is over 35 separate trip reports, I tried to number them, but screwed the sequence up.

Undoubtedly Bastard boy has read AlleyScat #55 titled "I was Robbed" posted on 6/17/2014.

And he's also read the unnumbered report posted on January 31, 2014 titled "Last week in Tijuana, Nearly burned down Nikki's".

And I have recalled here recently some of the stuff written in AlleyScat #50 "Seeking 100 peso BB Blowjobs in Tijuana" posted on 3/5/2014 (with 9 pictures).

Bastard: Are you the poster on that other site with the handle "baxter"?

As I recall I forwarded Alleyscat #50 to the moderator here at ISG (soon after I joined) to see if it met the standards for this board. I got no response back, so I've assumed it did not.

Bastard severely misstates some of the actions & events delineated in those trip reports, but I find a fair deal of humor in the way he describes them, so I'll give him the literary license.

I do owe you an apology Bastard. Upon my re-reading of my report titled "I was Robbed" I read the detail that Ratero Estaphanie did put a space heater inside of the "yellow and purple canvas bag from LSU that had a large illustration of their tiger mascot". The bag Ratero Estaphanie ran out of my room clutching. That was a really colorful trip report. Before she hijacked my stuff in late morning, Ratera Estaphanie had stayed for a 200 peso toda la noche when she nodded off (crashing from the speed she likely was on the prior evening). I've had lots of walkers nod off on me over the years.

So Ratera Estaphanie was sawing logs when Renata showed up for her 8:00 AM scheduled cita. We couldn't get Ratera Estaphanie to wake up enough to join us. So Renata and I fucked in the room's second queen-sized bed.

Renata left, but many of my other regular walker rotation happened to come by and knocked on my door that morning. When Ratera Estaphanie finally came to life in late morning, I was starring at her when her eyes opened. Also staring at Ratero Estaphanie was Elizabeth, Norma, Estaphanie / Fannie, Leti and Alejandra. We all were drinking juice boxes that morning and handed one to groggy Ratera Estaphanie so she would not feel left out. I made my only offer ever of extra dinero if the group sex session could be videotaped (200 pesos extra). Norma & Ratera Stephanie said "Si'.

I don't need to get further into that trip report, the write-up still exists over there from six years ago and I've already covered the group juice box drinking section for Bastard.

[LuvMexicanas]

Ohhh Scat you were doing so good staying away from politics and sharing your Tijuana misadventures. And know this. I was even starting to like you. Well I think there was at least one person who wanted to hear about the time you tried to have a Tijuana cop arrested after your duffle bag of shit came up missing. I think there are some lessons to be learned here . So just in case anyone else gets the bright idea to roll with the lowest of low Tijuana prostitutes in order to save 59 pesos.

So the way the story goes genius lets thieving hookers into his deluxe Tijuana hotel room. When he turns his naked back for a moment low life crack h o grabs his duffle bag full of shit and bails. Somewhere along the line the police catch up with the low life thief that scat let in his room so he could get his pee pee licked for 50 pesos less than the going rate.

Wait the story gets better. Scatman is so happy to get his crap back. BUT now he must deal with the ratero Tijuana police who claim a serious crime has been comitted and his bag of shit must be booked into evidence. Will the clueless scat believes them and heads back to his room to grab a box of juice and some stale Soriana bakery to try to calm down.

Eventually he heads to the station to retrieve his property. I think you know where this is headed. Of course his bag of goodies never made it to the station and no report was ever filed. Welcome to Tijuana rookie..

Always trust your gut. I knew it would be a good story amd it was.

[Baxter Slade]

FEB 26, 2020.

"And again, when you have 15 people, and the 15 within a couple of days is going to be down to close to zero, that's a pretty good job we've done."

(incompetent) Donald Trump.

The federal government revised their projections today (5/4/20). I don't know the revised number of estimated cases.

But I'm sure that it is now larger than 15. Feds are predicting 134,000 deaths.

Ohhh Scat you were doing so good staying away from politics and sharing your Tijuana misadventures. And know this. I was even starting to like you. Well I think there was at least one person who wanted to hear about the time you tried to have a Tijuana cop arrested after your duffle bag of shit came up missing. I think there are some lessons to be learned here . So just in case anyone else gets the bright idea to roll with the lowest of low Tijuana prostitutes in order to save 59 pesos.

So the way the story goes genius lets thieving hookers into his deluxe Tijuana hotel room. When he turns his naked back for a moment low life crack h o grabs his duffle bag full of shit and bails. Somewhere along the line the police catch up with the low life thief that scat let in his room so he could get his pee pee licked for 50 pesos less than the going rate.

Wait the story gets better. Scatman is so happy to get his crap back. BUT now he must deal with the ratero Tijuana police who claim a serious crime has been comitted and his bag of shit must be booked into evidence. Will the clueless scat believes them and heads back to his room to grab a box of juice and some stale Soriana bakery to try to calm down.

Eventually he heads to the station to retrieve his property. I think you know where this is headed. Of course his bag of goodies never made it to the station and no report was ever filed. Welcome to Tijuana rookie.

But it aint over yet now SMD is ready to take on the Tijuana policia he demands they conduct a lineup to find the crooked cop. But the best part of the story you probably wonder what in the world was in that sack that would interest crack h o 's and crooked cops. Ok no more suspense. Cheap electronics power cords and his beloved space heater and disco lights. You heard that right disco lights. WTF juice boxes and regalos were not quite enough. He was going to turn his room into a nightclub so he could pretend he was on real dates with these skanks.

So just in case you do want to learn something from his report. Do not invite the lowest of low Tijuana hookers to your room in order to save on pesos. And as was noted after his original report. If you roll with dogs you will get fleas.

And my advice Scat please please do not bore us was your scewed politics and start a thread The Misadventures of SMD to keep us entertained during these dificult times.

[ScatManDoo]

FEB 26, 2020.

"And again, when you have 15 people, and the 15 within a couple of days is going to be down to close to zero, that's a pretty good job we've done."

(incompetent) Donald Trump.

The federal government revised their projections today (5/4/20). I don't know the revised number of estimated cases.

But I'm sure that it is now larger than 15. Feds are predicting 134,000 deaths.

[Captain Solo]

If Russia keeps pushing doctors and patients out of windows then it will soon completely solve its CoVid-19 problem.

Three Russian doctors fall from hospital windows, raising questions amid coronavirus pandemic.

By Mary Ilyushina, CNN Updated 3:49 PM ET, Mon May 4, 2020.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/05/04/europ...ntl/index.html

Moscow (CNN) Three frontline health care workers have mysteriously fallen out of hospital windows in Russia over the past two weeks, heightening public attention to the working conditions for doctors and medical professionals amid the coronavirus pandemic.

Two of those health care workers are dead, and one remains hospitalized.

All three incidents, which are being investigated by Russian law enforcement authorities, have prompted intense discussion in the Russian press and on social media.

Alexander Shulepov, an ambulance doctor in Voronezh, a city about 320 miles south of Moscow, is in serious condition after falling from a hospital window on Saturday. Local state television, citing regional health officials, said he fell out of second-floor window of the Novousmanskaya hospital, where he worked and was receiving treatment after testing positive for coronavirus.

Shulepov was hospitalized for coronavirus on April 22, the same day he and his colleague Alexander Kosyakin posted a video online saying that Shulepov had been forced to continue working after testing positive for coronavirus.

Kosyakin had previously criticized hospital administration for protective gear shortages on his social media and was questioned by the police for allegedly spreading fake news.

Kosyakin confirmed these details to CNN in an interview.

"{Shulepov} is an intensive care unit, as far as I know in a serious condition, last time I spoke to him was on the 30th of April, we checked in with each other," Kosyakin told CNN. "he felt fine, he was getting ready to get discharged from the hospital. And all of a sudden this happened, it's not clear why and what for, so many questions that I don't even have the answer to."

Police have not responded to CNN's request for comment.

The Novousmanskaya hospital said in a statement that Shulepov had been taken off a shift as soon as he informed the hospital administration about his positive diagnosis and was offered hospitalization in the infectious diseases ward.

Three days later, Shulepov retracted his previous statements, saying that in his video with Kosyakin he was "overwhelmed by emotions. " The second video Shulepov recorded featured Igor Potanin, the head doctor of the Novousmanskaya hospital, who said his medical staff has enough protective equipment.

"I spoke about this to the department's employees: I won't let anyone go to outpatients or inpatients if we don't have enough means of protection, I told them I'd go myself there, but I will not send anyone," Potanin said.

Shulepov was the third health worker in Russia to fall out of a window in the past two weeks.

On May 1, Elena Nepomnyashchaya, the acting head doctor of a hospital in the Siberian city of Krasnoyarsk, died after spending a week in intensive care, the regional department of the Health Ministry said in a statement.

Local TV station TVK Krasnoyarsk reported at the time that Nepomnyashchaya allegedly fell out of a window during a meeting with regional health officials, during which they discussed turning the clinic into a coronavirus facility.

Nepomnyashchaya was reported to have opposed those changes due to the lack of protective gear in the hospital. The Health Ministry's regional health department denied the allegations in a statement, adding that the hospital is in "reserve" for coronavirus patients and its staff has been trained and equipped. The hospital did not respond to CNN's requests for comment.

On April 24, Natalya Lebedeva, head of the emergency medical service at Star City, the main training base for Russia's cosmonauts, died in a hospital after a fall.

The hospital within the Federal Biomedical Agency, which says it treated her for suspected coronavirus, released a statement that "a tragic accident" occurred, without elaborating. The hospital did not respond to CNN's request for comment.

In the statement, the hospital said, "She was a true professional in her field, saving human lives every day!

[ScatManDoo]

Wow I remember that day. Watching the swat type vehicles. And then them eventually taking all kinds of property out of the place. Any way you can share the photos on here?

I am not sure where those pics are.