Stupid Shit in Tijuana

[Captain Solo]

These insults by China's diplomatic officials may lead to war:

'Chewing gum stuck on the sole of our shoes': the China-Australia war of words – timeline.

Calls for an investigation into the causes of coronavirus have enraged Beijing. Here's how the spat unfolded.

Helen Davidson at heldavidson.

Wed 29 Apr 2020 04.10 EDT Last modified on Wed 29 Apr 2020 04.17 EDT.

An extraordinary war of words has erupted between Australia and China after Australia backed calls for an international investigation into the causes of the Covid-19 outbreak. Here we look at how the verbal stoush escalated:

17 April.

Australia's home affairs minister, Peter Dutton: "The US is saying they've got documentation that the virus had a particular path or origin. He said he hadn't seen it. I think it is incumbent upon China to answer those questions and provide the information so people can have clarity about exactly what happened because we don't want it to be repeated."

19 April.

Australia's foreign affairs minister, Marise Payne, announces a push for an investigation into the origins and spread of coronavirus while appearing on the ABC's Insiders: "My trust in China is predicated in the long-term relationship. My concern about these issues, though, is at a very high point. My concern is around transparency and ensuring that we are able to engage openly. Openly and clearly in a review process so that we can get to the bottom of this."

20 April.

China's foreign ministry spokesman, Geng Shuang: "Australia's foreign minister Payne's remarks are not based on facts. China is seriously concerned about and firmly opposed to.

A Global Times news report: "Since the outbreak began, China has always acted in an open, transparent and responsible manner and taken a series of resolute, timely and forceful measures."

A Chinese embassy official on Dutton: "Obviously he must have also received some instructions from Washington requiring him to cooperate with the US in its propaganda war against China. Some Australian politicians parroted what those US forces have said and followed them to launch political attacks on China. Their move reveals the former's ignorance and bigotry as well as a lack of independence, which is sad. ".

22 April.

The Labor senator Penny Wong backs an investigation: "If the PM is serious about it, he's going to have to a lot of work to get international agreement. It means not just talking to our friends, like the US, but also doing the hard yards of talking to countries that aren't always our friends."

A Chinese embassy official: "It is well known that recently some people in the US including high-level officials have been spreading anti-China 'information virus'. Their aim is to shift blame and deflect attention by smearing China."

26 April.

China's ambassador to Australia, Cheng Jingye, to the Australian Financial Review: "I think in the long term. If the mood is going from bad to worse, people would think, 'Why should we go to such a country that is not so friendly to China?' The tourists may have second thoughts. The parents of the students would also think whether this place which they found is not so friendly, even hostile, whether this is the best place to send their kids here. It is up to the people to decide. Maybe the ordinary people will say, 'Why should we drink Australian wine? Eat Australian beef?

27 April.

Australia's trade and tourism minister, Simon Birmingham: "Australia is no more going to change our policy position on a major public health issue because of economic coercion or threats of coercion than we would change our policy position in matters of national security."

Payne: "Australia has made a principled call for an independent review of the Covid-19 outbreak, an unprecedented global crisis with severe health, economic and social impacts. We reject any suggestion that economic coercion is an appropriate response to a call for such an assessment, when what we need is global cooperation."

Geng Shuang: "Some politicians are trying to make political manoeuvres over the origin to smear other countries, but their unpopular attempts will never succeed."

A Global Times editorial about a US-led "blame game": "Washington from now on would say nothing positive about China, but constantly condemn us. It has a few followers like Australia. But these countries can barely influence us."

The Global Times editor, Hu Xijin, on Weibo: "Australia is always there, making trouble. It is a bit like chewing gum stuck on the sole of China's shoes. Sometimes you have to find a stone to rub it off."
28 April.

Australia's Labor leader, Anthony Albanese: "Australia wants a positive relationship with China but it's got to be built on a level of trust and transparency – and transparency is what is required from assessments of this virus and how it came about."

Cheng releases a summary of a private phone call with the Department of Foreign Affairs secretary, Frances Adamson: "Secretary Adamson tried her best to defend Australia's proposal about the independent review, saying the proposal neither has political motive nor targets China. Ambassador Cheng elaborated clearly China's relevant position, stressing that no matter what excuses the Australian side has made, the fact can not be buried that the proposal is a political maneuver. Just as a western saying goes: Cry up wine and sell vinegar."

The department responds to Cheng's statement: "DFAT notes with regret that the Embassy of the People's Republic of China has issued a statement releasing purported details of official diplomatic exchanges. The department will not respond by itself breaching the long standing diplomatic courtesies and professional practices to which it will continue to adhere."

A Global Times editorial: "This is an all-out crusade against China and Chinese culture, led by Australia, which has worked hard in the past to become a comprehensive strategic partner of China. Canberra is treading on a hazardous path that has no prospect for a you-turn during the Covid-19 pandemic, and likely for a long time afterward."

29 April.

Geng Shuang: "I don't know where the so-called claim of economic coercion comes from."

Hu Xijin on Twitter: "Let me give a 'coercion' to Australia. As its attitude toward China becomes worse and worse, Chinese companies will definitely reduce economic cooperation with Australia, and the number of Chinese students & visitors going to Australia will also decrease. Time will prove it all."

Australia's prime minister, Scott Morrison: "This is a virus which has taken 200,000 lives across the world. It has shut down the global economy. It would seem entirely sensible and reasonable that the world would want to have an independent assessment of how this occurred so we can learn the lessons and prevent it from happening again. I think that is a fairly obvious and commonsense suggestion."

[The Tall Man]

That little dipshit at HK making racial jokes about Asians and coronavirus is not cute, it's not funny, and it's not acceptable. Asians have already been attacked and racially abused in the US by ignorant idiots blaming them for the coronavirus problem.

Mexicans and especially Tijuana Mexicans have already proven that they are very capable of violence, and they're willing to attack outsiders that they see as a threat evidenced by the attacks against the migrant caravans. They even went to the home of one of the organizers assisting the migrants and BURNED HIS HOUSE DOWN.

If the coronavirus problem in Tijuana continues to spiral out of control what seems like a harmless joke today could easily turn into something much worse further down the line.

Doctors and nurses in Mexico have recently been attacked by people believing that they're infected and are the ones spreading coronavirus. DOCTORS AND NURSES!!

Jinxx,

It is best to keep politics out of these boards as there is enough of fake news and countries trying hard now to change the narrative like China about how and why this virus that originated there is not their problem, what a nightmare if you happen to be a Chinese spin doctor as the world clearly sees how culpable they are in this mess and maybe, just maybe, they will suffer economically for a generation, like maybe they should. Gawd only knows how the world is suffering from their actions or lack of actions.

And any sane person can see what a joke the reporters are, all of them, everything is a lie, everything, we can't trust anything said or published anymore and CNN is front and center for this. The reporters are doing their job? Hell no they are not, they are clueless and without any compass they just spew their hate and lies.

Of course hate speech has no place in any civilized country but just maybe the US is not as civilized as many may think it is so anything goes, come up with any story or fake news or narrative or hate and run with it. This is where the country and in larger part the world is at today.

And not just Mexicans acting on false rumors but Americans are just as blind as to follow false rumors, fake news, it is everywhere and people continue to buy into this shit.

Like I said keep politics out of these boards or you will see that not everyone buys into the fake news and narratives that even you tend to believe and promote.

The Tall Man.

[Penetrador]

That little dipshit at HK making racial jokes about Asians and coronavirus is not cute, it's not funny, and it's not acceptable. Asians have already been attacked and racially abused in the US by ignorant idiots blaming them for the coronavirus problem.

Mexicans and especially Tijuana Mexicans have already proven that they are very capable of violence, and they're willing to attack outsiders that they see as a threat evidenced by the attacks against the migrant caravans. They even went to the home of one of the organizers assisting the migrants and BURNED HIS HOUSE DOWN.

If the coronavirus problem in Tijuana continues to spiral out of control what seems like a harmless joke today could easily turn into something much worse further down the line..

Go cry to your Mommy!

[Duncan216]

There was an old cart that sold this red sea food soup that would help you recover faster for your next street girl or bar girl. The cart use to be near one end of the street or another. Last time I went to Tijuana, I couldn't find a cart that sold that soup anymore. Does anyone know if there is a cart that sells food or soup that helps you recover faster?

[ScatManDoo]

She isn't bad for a walker.

Norma was tall and very thin, as I like best. Pretty good natural rack.

Do you remember LESBO WENDY from Monitos?

No, but when Papa ran Monitos (maybe 2005 to 2010) there were more than a few freelancers milling about that place, keeping low profiles.

I would let her CIM me no problem. No way in hell I would do anything else with her though.

I was seeing her about twice a day. From our first cita she was greenlighted to come knock on my door at any time. And Norma showed up at all hours. For maybe the first week I was only accepting 100 p BBBJ's from Norma, and passing on her numerous upselling attempts.

One of the walkers Norma introduced me to early on was her BFF Leti. Leti was soon stopping by on her own and we enjoyed very good BBFS sessions for 150 pesos.

Lots of BBBJ threesomes with Norma & Leti. During one threesome with them Norma excused herself to go to the banos.

When Norma came out of the bathroom I was rawdogging Leti in perrito. Norma's jaw dropped as she exclaimed "You do fuck!

I started fucking Norma a lot. I really liked her tall lean body.

Norma would frequently pitch higher costs deals. Like two hour toda las dias.

One night Norma arrived and made it very clear that tonight she wanted 200 pesos, not my standard cien.

So I picked up a condom for the first time with Norma. Slapped it on, fucked her ass, and paid her 200 pesos + regalo.

She never copped an attitude again that my fee structure was too low.

But she really worked the request for credito since she always needed a little more cash than I paid.

Since I would see her every day when I was in town, I was constantly collecting my creditos back with new sessions.

She still worked it well. Norma died owing me 600 pesos.

[ScatManDoo]

To each his own, but that sort of thing truly does belong in the "Stupid Shit" thread. So, at least we're getting back on track. I guess that's a good thing.

You know what's not a good thing?

Incompetent President Trump directing his chief doctor to look into & investigate his personal epiphany about using a Clorox drip as a cure for coronavirus.

[ScatManDoo]

Well, I wouldn't fuck a 100 peso Tijuana ***** with a stolen dick.

A lot of the time I was just getting 100 peso BBBJ threesomes and foursomes.

Well, 100 pesos each to the women + regalo shopping & unlimited 3 peso juice boxes from Soriana.

It would have cost me 50 pesos more to the fuckee if I also chose to screw one of them in the cita.

I guess that would have transformed / elevated the one into a 150 peso chica.

[RikyMichaels7]

Please adjust your tinfoil hat. It's on crooked. Yes, Trump is personally out there killing 2,000 people per day. And the devastation caused by Newsom and his ilk is a very, very good thing. Dude, your privilege is talking, loud and clear!

There the so called Trump "Patriots" go again. Blame Obama, blame Pelosi, blame the Democrats, blame Biden, blame the media. And the most foolish, idiot thing of all things is to blame Newsome, who would have kicked Trumps ass in the handling of this situation if her were President. You people really piss me off.

[Artisttyp]

Hopefully I have successfully downloaded a couple of pictures of Noma. She was the first walker to take the 100 pesos offer for a BJ in February 2014. Norma visited my room many times, and often she brought guests to share the 15 minutes of suckie duty.

She isn't bad for a walker. I would let her CIM me no problem. No way in hell I would do anything else with her though.

Do you remember LESBO WENDY from Monitos? That was a top of the line walker IMO and even then she was dragging her knuckles on the cement.

I can relate to your choices but be mindful that most mongers besides bottom feeders will be totally grossed by you and by me.

[BodyAnybody]

Hopefully I have successfully downloaded a couple of pictures of Noma. She was the first walker to take the 100 pesos offer for a BJ in February 2014. Norma visited my room many times, and often she brought guests to share the 15 minutes of suckie duty.

After seeing that you willing whip your dick put for this I can now see that your severe Trump derangement and weakness for fake news is the least of your problems. Respect yourself a little more, dude.

[Phordphan]

Well, I wouldn't fuck a 100 peso Tijuana ***** with a stolen dick. I have slightly more self-respect than that. To each his own, but that sort of thing truly does belong in the "Stupid Shit" thread. So, at least we're getting back on track. I guess that's a good thing.

[Phordphan]

I guess when your hero is killing 2,000 Americans each day.

You can always do your part by calling citizens displeased by the carnage names, Like Poo Poo head.

Please adjust your tinfoil hat. It's on crooked. Yes, Trump is personally out there killing 2,000 people per day. And the devastation caused by Newsom and his ilk is a very, very good thing. Dude, your privilege is talking, loud and clear!

[Captain Solo]

Chinaman.

What do street girls mean when they call you "Chinito" or "Cochino?

Bar girls are more polite. They don't address you by generic names, hehe.

LOL its offensive to refer to a Chinese person as Chinese? Californian Asians get offended easily so I'm just going to ignore what they get offended by (I'm an Asian born in El paso).

[ScatManDoo]

I can guarantee you these are nowhere near top tier girls and barely SG quality. He goes after the MILF walkers who many have been there before even SMD was born. The 150 peso BBBJs are from low surfacing bottom feeders. How do I know? I do some of them myself but I usually pay around 200 mx up to 300 mx for a CIM. To me its worth it. The one time I did pay 150 mx to a chica I felt bad even though she registered at stump level and bottom of my shoe attraction .

Hopefully I have successfully downloaded a couple of pictures of Noma. She was the first walker to take the 100 pesos offer for a BJ in February 2014. Norma visited my room many times, and often she brought guests to share the 15 minutes of suckie duty.

[Ctytek]

That little dipshit at HK making racial jokes about Asians and coronavirus is not cute, it's not funny, and it's not acceptable. Asians have already been attacked and racially abused in the US by ignorant idiots blaming them for the coronavirus problem.

Mexicans and especially Tijuana Mexicans have already proven that they are very capable of violence, and they're willing to attack outsiders that they see as a threat

So you're going to post a long rant complaining Asians being stereotyped and attacked. And in the very next sentence you're promoting stereotypes about Mexicans!

That's what I'd call "rich".