Stupid Shit in Tijuana

[LuvMexicanas]

You can see guys are getting extremely frustrated not being able to go to Tijuana and fuck hot girls.

Proof? Blue book keepers are beating up Red mechanics bloody hehe.

I'm not frustrated because there are other options. I had a good time in Nogales earlier this week. Crossing over and back was a breeze. A temperature scan and being asked if I had symptoms were all it took to enter Nogales. On the return it was the usual where are you going, reason for being in Mexico, and are you bringing anything back. It was hassle free and more importantly fun times with a 21 year old hottie. I uploaded her pics in that thread.

[The Cane]

The argument is whether Trump is a successful businessman or not. And the clear answer is no. All those failed investments and bankruptcies. And he underperformed the market. By over a billion dollars over a 45 year period. That is all you need to know. Case closed.

And probably the reason behind why he doesn't want anybody to see his taxes. If we did, we're likely to find out that he isn't so successful a business man after all, and doesn't have as much money as he claims to possess.

[WombatEd2]

Anyone who uses the term TDS has terminal TCS and a serious case of cranial-rectal inversion.

Anyone who stoops to name-calling is just a big poo-poo-head!

[Captain Solo]

This is how women can act stupid and hateful when hey are pissed off.

Hot shot lesbian NASA astronaut learned how deeply she can get into troubles trying to love women without a dick hehe.

https://www.businessinsider.com/nasa...charged-2020-4

The woman who alleged her NASA astronaut ex-wife broke into her bank account from space has been charged with making false statements.

David Choi Apr 8, 2020,3:08 PM.

The former wife of Anne McClain, a NASA astronaut, was charged with making false statements to federal authorities, the Justice Department said.

In her initial complaint, Summer Worden claimed that McClain, whom she married in 2014 and later filed for divorced, had improperly accessed her bank account. Authorities say that the dates of Worden's initial allegations did not add up.

Worden reportedly said she was surprised by the charges and that she mistakenly provided investigators with the wrong dates.

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The former wife of US Army LT. Col. Anne McClain, a NASA astronaut, was charged with two counts of making false statements to federal authorities, the Justice Department announced Monday.

Former Air Force intelligence officer Summer Worden was charged with filing a false complaint with the Federal Trade Commission (FTC) and making false statements during an interview with NASA's Office of Inspector General (OIG) in 2019.

In her initial complaint, Worden claimed that McClain, whom she married in 2014 and later filed for divorced in 2018, had improperly accessed her bank account.

Worden, who previously shared her online bank accounts with McClain, claimed that she opened a new bank account and reset her account's information to prevent others from accessing it in September 2018.

Worden alleged that McClain had accessed her bank account until January 2019, while she was on a six-month mission aboard the International Space Station. If the allegations are true, it would mark the first time a crime was committed in space.

In a previous complaint, Worden's parents reportedly alleged McClain accessed the account as part of a "highly calculated and manipulated campaign" for the custody of Worden's then-6-year-old son, who was born before they married.

But authorities say that Worden opened her new account five months prior to her claimed date, and that she "did not change her login credentials until January 2019. ".

Worden told The New York Times that she was surprised by the charges. She added that she mistakenly provided investigators with the wrong dates and had later corrected herself.

"I didn't misrepresent anything," she reportedly said.

McClain's attorney said that their client did use the account amid the ongoing divorce procedures, with Worden's knowledge, in order to keep their finances in order, according to The Times. McClain added that Worden had never told her the bank account was not to be accessed, and that she had used the same password she was using during their relationship.

In a tweet in 2019, McClain said "there's unequivocally no truth to these claims."

"We've been going through a painful, personal separation that's now unfortunately in the media," McClain said. "I appreciate the outpouring of support and will reserve comment until after the investigation. ".

Worden could face up to five years in prison for each charge and a possible $250,000 maximum fine if convicted, the Justice Department said.

[Captain Solo]

You can see guys are getting extremely frustrated not being able to go to Tijuana and fuck hot girls.

Proof? Blue book keepers are beating up Red mechanics bloody hehe.

[ClamSlammer]

I am not a big Trump fan. But I'll say this. I wish I failed like he has.

Before you criticize that he comes from money, consider how many huge lottery winners end up broke. How many professional athletes end up broke and in debt. While I would argue with the $400 million figure, he's worth billions now. The lesson to learn here is that he has an unending work ethic. Calling a multi-billionaire, that became literally the most powerful man on the planet, a failure?

Your argument brings up some completely irrelevant points. No one here is arguing that lottery winners and professional athletes are smart. Take some kid with an IQ of 80 that happens to be able to run a 4. 3 40, and he'll be signing a multi million dollar NFL contract a couple years later. Not because he's smart. It's because he is physically gifted. Same thing for lottery winners that go broke. They weren't Rhodes Scholars to begin with. Nobody is claiming that you have to be smart to win the lottery.

The argument is whether Trump is a successful businessman or not. And the clear answer is no. All those failed investments and bankruptcies. And he underperformed the market. By over a billion dollars over a 45 year period. That is all you need to know. Case closed.

[ScatManDoo]

I think it is only the clueless, like PhordPhan, that still think 'The Donald' has an adequate level of competency.

On Health Care: "Nobody knew health care could be so complicated. " - Donald Trump. . ,. Washington Post, 27/2/17.

On the Cause: The outbreak would be temporary: "It's going to disappear. One day it's like a miracle it will disappear. " Donald Trump. February 27,2020.

On the Cure: If the economic shutdown continues, deaths by suicide: "definitely would be in far greater numbers than the numbers that we're talking about". For COVID-19 deaths. Blathered repeatedly on Monday, March 23rd, Tuesday, March 24th and Sunday, March 29th.

" More incompetence from our incompetent President, Donald Trump is guaranteed to continue in April 2020" - ScatManDoo on Wednesday, April 8th, 2020.

Quoth the uber-successful and extremely competent guy who lives in a Tijuana flophouse and screws crack-hoes. Puhleeze!

Why can't you address the competency of what dumbshit Donald Trump has said?

PhordPhan attacks the messenger because he is obviously incapable of addressing the message! Same crap as Solo often pulls.

[Jsf70]

Has anyone here ever seen the twacked out weirdos that pop up in the alley from time to time? There was this tall skinny shaggy hair homeless looking dude I saw a few times who would be standing around just moving his hands around and like I guess talking to his imaginary friends. It's hard to describe his actions but he looked like at some point he had had a bad acid trip and never came back down to reality. When I saw him he was by the hotel Eduardo across from HK entrance, the chicas standing there laughed at me when I had to kind of quickly react to get out of his way when he started flailing around all of a sudden as I was walking by. So freaking weird.

Another time HOLY SHIT this thing, I don't know if it was a male or female had went all out bat shit crazy running back and forth crossing the street stripping it's filthy clothes off, screaming and hollering like it was possessed by the devil. One of the most bizarre acts of human behavior I've ever seen in my life. Super super weird and bizarre.

Another time some old pimp looking guy was over by hotel rapid inn getting into a heated argument with some guys over a drug deal gone bad. It was weird because the guy looked like he was about 65-70 years old but he's acting like he's ready to kick some ass over somebody trying to screw him over probably 5 or 10 bucks worth of dope. And he's wearing all these gold chains and earrings. The little old dude really believed he was a major badass. I'm just thinking this place is like a surreal carnival of some of the weirdest mofos you could ever witness anywhere..

Damn this is the funniest shit I have read in a while.

[PVMonger]

Geez Louise. No kidding! You simply mention that a guy with an Ivy League degree and a bazillion dollars might not be completely incompetent and the TDS whackos come out of the woodwork! Dayum! I didn't know we had so many wildly successful millionaires (who frequent Tijuana puta bars) on this board. I am impressed!

Anyone who uses the term TDS has terminal TCS and a serious case of cranial-rectal inversion.

[Jinxx]

Has anyone here ever seen the twacked out weirdos that pop up in the alley from time to time? There was this tall skinny shaggy hair homeless looking dude I saw a few times who would be standing around just moving his hands around and like I guess talking to his imaginary friends. It's hard to describe his actions but he looked like at some point he had had a bad acid trip and never came back down to reality. When I saw him he was by the hotel Eduardo across from HK entrance, the chicas standing there laughed at me when I had to kind of quickly react to get out of his way when he started flailing around all of a sudden as I was walking by. So freaking weird.

Another time HOLY SHIT this thing, I don't know if it was a male or female had went all out bat shit crazy running back and forth crossing the street stripping it's filthy clothes off, screaming and hollering like it was possessed by the devil. One of the most bizarre acts of human behavior I've ever seen in my life. Super super weird and bizarre.

Another time some old pimp looking guy was over by hotel rapid inn getting into a heated argument with some guys over a drug deal gone bad. It was weird because the guy looked like he was about 65-70 years old but he's acting like he's ready to kick some ass over somebody trying to screw him over probably 5 or 10 bucks worth of dope. And he's wearing all these gold chains and earrings. The little old dude really believed he was a major badass. I'm just thinking this place is like a surreal carnival of some of the weirdest mofos you could ever witness anywhere.

Another time I remember I was walking to cross the street leaving from Adelitas and as I stepped out into the street I'm watching the cars coming from my left side when some fuckhead cholo looking guy comes riding his bicycle going the wrong way. I barely saw him out of the corner of my eye and out of reflex I dropped my shoulder on him and took his ass smooth out. This dude went down HARD! I yelled at him like dude what the FUCK is wrong with you!! It kind of hurt me a little bit but he probably was hurt a lot worse than me.

One time I saw this young thick chick with a big thick booty on constitution I asked her how much and she looked at me with a puzzled look. Then one of the chicas laughed and said she's not a puta. I got embarrassed and apologized right away. Turns out she was one of the dealers out there selling dope. I was thinking oh shit my bad! Then as I left walking across the street her and one of the door girls were laughing yelling at me "cuanto"? I guess the door girl told her she might as well go for it and make some money. She was a cute little young fat chick. If I ever see her again I'm going to go ahead and bang her. Just to say I did it.

Another weird random memory of a door girl. I don't remember her name but she's the tall chica with real thick legs who stands close to the Chinese restaurant on constitution just south of the libra parking lot. We get upstairs and she already looked sad before we even got to the room so I could tell something was wrong with her. Then once we're in the room and I'm already fucking her she starts crying. I ask her what's wrong and she starts telling me about how her boyfriend / pimp had been calling her names and hurt her feelings. Me being the nice guy that I am I'm telling her hey everything's going to be ok don't even worry about it he's not even worth it, all the while I'm banging her out spreading her legs wide open, flipping her over giving her a good hard pounding. It's like we had a real heart to heart connection, besides the fact that I'd just paid her for sex.

[Phordphan]

I think it is only the clueless, like PhordPhan, that still think 'The Donald' has an adequate level of competency.

On Health Care: "Nobody knew health care could be so complicated. " - Donald Trump. . ,. Washington Post, 27/2/17.

On the Cause: The outbreak would be temporary: "It's going to disappear. One day it's like a miracle it will disappear. " Donald Trump. February 27,2020.

On the Cure: If the economic shutdown continues, deaths by suicide: "definitely would be in far greater numbers than the numbers that we're talking about". For COVID-19 deaths. Blathered repeatedly on Monday, March 23rd, Tuesday, March 24th and Sunday, March 29th.

" More incompetence from our incompetent President, Donald Trump is guaranteed to continue in April 2020" - ScatManDoo on Wednesday, April 8th, 2020.

Quoth the uber-successful and extremely competent guy who lives in a Tijuana flophouse and screws crack-hoes. Puhleeze!

[Phordphan]

It's a real TDS shitshow, isn't it? Suddenly all of these mongers are experts on economics and poli-sci.

Geez Louise. No kidding! You simply mention that a guy with an Ivy League degree and a bazillion dollars might not be completely incompetent and the TDS whackos come out of the woodwork! Dayum! I didn't know we had so many wildly successful millionaires (who frequent Tijuana puta bars) on this board. I am impressed!

[BodyAnybody]

Seriously off topic. Stupid Shit in Tijuana, can we keep it on that?

It's a real TDS shitshow, isn't it? Suddenly all of these mongers are experts on economics and poli-sci.

[RikyMichaels7]

And yet, there is still that "basket of deplorables" who will vote for him no matter what. Even against their own self interests! Well, his base isn't enough to get him re-elected. Worst president in my lifetime, and he needs to go! Donald Trump. You're fired! So gets to stepping!

Exactly Cane. His followers consider themselves to be "Patriots" as if they have a lock on patriotism and all others don't. They also think that Trump is God sent. Yes, sent by God and Jesus. I have news for you. Patriots. Jesus would never send a lying, egotistical, authoritarian ******* like Trump. Who possesses all the behaviors counter to his teachings including humbleness, caring, compassion, honesty. Trump is your modern day Barabbas. Think about it. Don't be so easily coerced.

[Bbond]

Seriously off topic. Stupid Shit in Tijuana, can we keep it on that?