Stupid Shit in Tijuana

[ScatManDoo]

I wasn't going to share this with you all. But in commemoration of the new thread and how intensely applicable my story is, come one come all, gather around.

The summer before last, I was walking down the south side of Primera from the arch toward Constitucion. I came across what I had considered at the time to be the sexiest little thing I may have ever laid eyes on. I thought she should be working in Hong Kong and was almost giddy when she quoted me a half hour of full services for 500 pesos. I've heard things about this area before. Things that I would have no part of. But she just seemed so feminine in her looks and her voice, I thought it was just my luckiest day.

It gets better before it gets worse. We get in the room and she has the most perfectly augmented breasts. A bit too firm in retrospect, but something about the little head winning the battle. She proceeds to give me BBJ. I'm trying really hard to take off her shorts which are way too tight and providing a lot of resistance. I finally get them low enough to reach in to finger her but I feel something that shouldn't be there. Dammit I should've known. I reflexively let out a yell and jump off the bed..

So you didn't pay the 250 pesos that you offered after you had full knowledge?

You received a BBBJ without paying anything? Couldn't you have just dropped the money you were offering at any time?

I'm just trying to be funny. I realize the situation might have been shocking for you.

Even if you did renegotiate.

[ClamSlammer]

If I may give a little advice.

It's called Proofreading.

First you write what you meant to say.

Then you hit the little button labeled "Preview Report".

Then you read what you wrote. Make sure that what you wrote, is what you meant.

When it is, then you hit the button marked "Upload Report".

Sorry to be such a "Captain Obvious", but it seems necessary in your case.

LOL. So I notice you had no response when I pointed out your outright lie. You can only give advice on how to proof read? This is a puta board, not a board for PhD dissertations awarding doctorates in English. There are, and always will be, typographical errors on this and all message boards. Let them go. And stop posting lies that I easily disproved and then try to pretend that it never happened. Attacking another poster for making an obvious typo. Over-the-top pathetic.

[Jim0129]

How was the BBBJ?

WTF man! You don't mind as long as it feels good? LOL!

[Jim0129]

I've been to one of these Duty Free places. The one I went to requires a driver to tail you across the border if you purchase something from them. And if you plan on walking across, you need to make your purchase before or around noon so that someone from the duty free shop can walk you to the border to make sure you get across. It's crazy. And such a pain in the ass.

I think he meant going back, from Tijuana to the US.

[Captain Solo]

Some of the guys in this forum are stupid, uneducated, mentally-ill losers, with nothing but shit to their eye brows in their whole miserable lives.

These stupid losers have nothing worthwhile in their losers' lives, so they would waste time and bandwidth, pick nits, make accusations with no proofs to back up. There are nothting to gain but everything to lose arguing or socializing with these stupid, dog faced losers, but everything to lose. These stupid losers are best avoided like shit!

To be accepted into the community of civilized bros, they need to learn to become a part of the large humanity, stop focusing on themselves, stop accusing, blaming, criticizing and judging others with their narrow perspectives, and contributing positively to all aspects of life.

[Long Don Silva]

How was the BBBJ?

If I remember correctly, it was pretty good. Sometimes I think of an alternate universe in which I refrained from touching the crotch area and just let "her" finish me off with the mouth. I probably could have gotten a swallow out of it and never been any the wiser.

But that probably would have led to repeat visits and my eventual discovering of the truth. Call me old fashioned, but I just think that's kinda disgusting.

[ScatManDoo]

If I may give a bit of advice, when someone is writing about monetary amounts, give it a bit of thought. It should be obvious whether the poster means dollars or pesos. We're not talking dollars vs Euros here, where the exchange rate is like 1. 15. We're talking a 19:1 exchange rate so it should be obvious! You don't need to create new posts solely to point out typos, and lie in the process of doing so. It is a waste of time and bandwith. If I were to try and correct every type in every post I'd be still stuck on the same thread a year later.

If I may give a little advice.

It's called Proofreading.

First you write what you meant to say.

Then you hit the little button labeled "Preview Report".

Then you read what you wrote. Make sure that what you wrote, is what you meant.

When it is, then you hit the button marked "Upload Report".

Sorry to be such a "Captain Obvious", but it seems necessary in your case.

[SpikeBites1]

If you are coming back to the USA pedeast crossing (to San Ysidro trolley station), just before entering the USA there is a big store "Tijuana Duty Free". There they have a large selection of alcoholic beverages and good prices. Inside, the staff speak English and can advise you on what to buy. The general rule is to buy only tequila with the words "100% Agave" on the bottle. Tequila no 100% Agave is a mixture and causes a headache. Late evening the store is closed but the store window is open all night. You can buy and take only one liter per person to the USA.

I've been to one of these Duty Free places. The one I went to requires a driver to tail you across the border if you purchase something from them. And if you plan on walking across, you need to make your purchase before or around noon so that someone from the duty free shop can walk you to the border to make sure you get across. It's crazy. And such a pain in the ass.

[StRobert]

I sometimes walk up revolution for a break in the day. There are souvenir shops and I sometimes stop to buy cheap sunglasses (sunglasses fetish). Anyway I got to know this older gentlemen and he always remembers me. He offered tequila that is supposed to be very good there is a testers bottle that tourists can try.

And I tried some. Ended up buying a bottle and had it in my room for the stay. In hindsight it was kind of stupid of me to buy unknown tequila but it was really good and I did not go blind. Broke my own travel rule but turned out ok.

I purchased tequila at the pharmacy down from revolution. The man said this was better than Patron, the man lied. It is hard to find good tequila for a decent price. Can anyone recommend a good liquor store that does not cater to tourists or should I buy on USA Side and carry across?

Sr.

If you are coming back to the USA pedeast crossing (to San Ysidro trolley station), just before entering the USA there is a big store "Tijuana Duty Free". There they have a large selection of alcoholic beverages and good prices. Inside, the staff speak English and can advise you on what to buy. The general rule is to buy only tequila with the words "100% Agave" on the bottle. Tequila no 100% Agave is a mixture and causes a headache. Late evening the store is closed but the store window is open all night. You can buy and take only one liter per person to the USA.

[Hargow20]

I have run across 2-3 trannies in Tijuana over the past year or so. I quickly that they were not girls after hearing their voice. !

I wasn't going to share this with you all. But in commemoration of the new thread and how intensely applicable my story is, come one come all, gather around.

The summer before last, I was walking down the south side of Primera from the arch toward Constitucion. I came across what I had considered at the time to be the sexiest little thing I may have ever laid eyes on. I thought she should be working in Hong Kong and was almost giddy when she quoted me a half hour of full services for 500 pesos. I've heard things about this area before. Things that I would have no part of. But she just seemed so feminine in her looks and her voice, I thought it was just my luckiest day.

It gets better before it gets worse. We get in the room and she has the most perfectly augmented breasts. A bit too firm in retrospect, but something about the little head winning the battle. She proceeds to give me BBJ. I'm trying really hard to take off her shorts which are way too tight and providing a lot of resistance. I finally get them low enough to reach in to finger her but I feel something that shouldn't be there. Dammit I should've known. I reflexively let out a yell and jump off the bed.

I offer 250 pesos, half the original deal, to walk away now with no hard feelings. No pun intended. She insists I pay the full 500 to cover the cost she supposedly has to pay for the room. Total BS since I already paid for the room. Her friend comes in, somewhat feminine but big with a much more masculine build and voice. She says I need to pay up because everyone knows this is how things are around here.

I don't budge. She threatens to call the police while the original "girl" is blocking the door. After a few minutes, she lets her guard down providing the slightest opening for me to sprint past her out the door and toward the exit. Fortunately I was a track star in high school. She grabbed onto the handle at the top of my backpack but I'm running hard enough to easily break her grip. I sprint full speed toward the door, which is fortunately open, and continue all the way to Hong Kong where I find asylum and successfully have intercourse with a real woman. Good times.

Moral of the story: stay away from Hotel Rio Verde.

[LuvMexicanas]

I wasn't going to share this with you all. But in commemoration of the new thread and how intensely applicable my story is, come one come all, gather around.

The summer before last, I was walking down the south side of Primera from the arch toward Constitucion. I came across what I had considered at the time to be the sexiest little thing I may have ever laid eyes on. I thought she should be working in Hong Kong and was almost giddy when she quoted me a half hour of full services for 500 pesos. I've heard things about this area before. Things that I would have no part of. But she just seemed so feminine in her looks and her voice, I thought it was just my luckiest day.

It gets better before it gets worse. We get in the room and she has the most perfectly augmented breasts. A bit too firm in retrospect, but something about the little head winning the battle. She proceeds to give me BBJ. I'm trying really hard to take off her shorts which are way too tight and providing a lot of resistance. I finally get them low enough to reach in to finger her but I feel something that shouldn't be there. Dammit I should've known. I reflexively let out a yell and jump off the bed..

How was the BBBJ?

[Ctytek]

Probably for the same reason you had to create a 3 page essay in response to his post. LOL.

LOL! OMG where do I start? First of all, I don't understand why you have to create a new post dedicated solely to a typo.

[Long Don Silva]

I wasn't going to share this with you all. But in commemoration of the new thread and how intensely applicable my story is, come one come all, gather around.

The summer before last, I was walking down the south side of Primera from the arch toward Constitucion. I came across what I had considered at the time to be the sexiest little thing I may have ever laid eyes on. I thought she should be working in Hong Kong and was almost giddy when she quoted me a half hour of full services for 500 pesos. I've heard things about this area before. Things that I would have no part of. But she just seemed so feminine in her looks and her voice, I thought it was just my luckiest day.

It gets better before it gets worse. We get in the room and she has the most perfectly augmented breasts. A bit too firm in retrospect, but something about the little head winning the battle. She proceeds to give me BBJ. I'm trying really hard to take off her shorts which are way too tight and providing a lot of resistance. I finally get them low enough to reach in to finger her but I feel something that shouldn't be there. Dammit I should've known. I reflexively let out a yell and jump off the bed.

I offer 250 pesos, half the original deal, to walk away now with no hard feelings. No pun intended. She insists I pay the full 500 to cover the cost she supposedly has to pay for the room. Total BS since I already paid for the room. Her friend comes in, somewhat feminine but big with a much more masculine build and voice. She says I need to pay up because everyone knows this is how things are around here.

I don't budge. She threatens to call the police while the original "girl" is blocking the door. After a few minutes, she lets her guard down providing the slightest opening for me to sprint past her out the door and toward the exit. Fortunately I was a track star in high school. She grabbed onto the handle at the top of my backpack but I'm running hard enough to easily break her grip. I sprint full speed toward the door, which is fortunately open, and continue all the way to Hong Kong where I find asylum and successfully have intercourse with a real woman. Good times.

Moral of the story: stay away from Hotel Rio Verde.

[RikyMichaels7]

Your post is a spot-on portrayal of how much you're out of touch with reality. If the regular Mexicans you know regularly fly to Europe for vacation, you're either lying or living in a fantasy world, most likely both. I'd say less than 5% of Mexicans can afford to travel to Europe and pay for hotels, restaurants, transportation, entertainment, tours, souvenirs, all in Euros. The Euro is currently at 21.67 per peso right now. And anybody who's been to Europe knows that it isn't exactly a hotbed for Mexican tourists. The numbers I put out are accurate for the normal Mexican in Tijuana, many of whom never graduated high school. And another point to highlight that you don't know what you're talking about, nurses in Tijuana don't make crap. You think because the typical nurse in USA makes around $100 k the same is true in Mexico? Just utterly clueless you are. I actually know two nurses down here. Nurses in Tijuana make between about $2500 mx / week, which is about $130 usd. That is $6800 usd / year, a far cry from "easily 30 k USA dollars. " Think about it, many pharmacies offer a consultation from a licensed physician for only $50 mx. You think they're ying nurses $576 k pesos annually if doctors are making $50 pesos for a consultation? And also, a computer programmer in Mexico typically makes about $15 k usd / year, half of what you claim.

You are absolutely correct! The Mexicans I know of that could afford to go to Europe were a judge in Nuevo Laredo, rich bankers and well to do business owners.

[TomJackin]

Stupid shit = Gnrp / solo.

Keep them here!