Stupid Shit in Tijuana

[Gregyyr]

Thanks to Jeff's Tijuana Babes blog he posted this funny joke worth sharing at the following link.

https://youtu.be/wwb3Pd4wHXc

Shoutout to Jeff who gave myself and buddy a tour of Zona Norte several years ago. Really opened our eyes up to the area and what was possible.

https://tijuanababes.********.com/

G.

[Member #4730]

I always wondered why the clubs don't have the Mexican version of Coke and squirt with the cane sugar and the American versions with high fructose corn syrup. Just an observation as I like the Mexican versions, but the clubs don't offer it and must be due to the costs and margins.

[Member #4730]

Koolbean.

Are these masseuse hot?

The Colombian and Venezuelan were smoking hot, but Cuban was average/cute, but heavier set and all natural, but fat ass. I prefer being able to palm the butt cheeks, so if more than being able to palm them in my hand, then they are too large. It is interesting with the Cuban as we did not negotiate tip and I just gave her the usual $140 or $160 tip on top of the HF after the deed, but was couple years ago. The Colombian was very modified with man mades, but it seems common for those women. Also I think she was open for anal as I was fingering her butt while she was riding me. Everything was covered at the small house in South Beach. It was odd as I parked my rental car and had to wait outside of a busy area near a mall in South Beach until they opened the door. It felt kind of sketch, but it was a small studio / house where they operate. I prefer natural everything, but hard to find smoking hot naturals because you wonder why they are hooking, when some dude probably took them off market. I saw a few naturals 10's in HK, but never asked about going arriba as I just want to leave it to my imagination since they will probably star fish me in the room. If you can speak Spanish then I bet you can find these little houses. I let Benjamin Franklin and Andrew Jackson do the talking. Paquito espanol for me.

[Jinxx]

*hgh.

The word "high" was supposed to be "hgh".

[Jinxx]

It is amazing. In the old days before passports were required, high schoolers and college students would flock to Tijuana to dance and drink in the clubs on Revu. . . I remember how packed it was on Revolucion on weekends. Now when I try to get acquaintances to go to Tijuana to hit the clubs, they seem fearful and timid. American guys in the 70's and 80's were adventurers; now many American young guys seem to be soyboys. Too much soymilk and low testosterone levels these days. . . The only ones I have had success in taking to Tijuana were visiting from Tennessee and I took them to lunch at Caesar's restaurant and hitting the clubs afterwards.

The red light districts and party districts have died as well in Texas border towns where all the big tough guys are from. I think it's mainly due the skyrocketing violence and murder rate compared to the 80's.

Jinxx is a 100% vegan soyboy and I've never had a problem letting my nuts hang when it comes banging out chicks and going to "dangerous places". The other night I moseyed on down to the zona only looking to drink a couple beers and relax, not even wanting to bang any chicas. Then once I hit the zona I literally banged out two street chicas back to back before I even made it inside a bar. I saw some big morena booty and my boner literally demanded that I immediately pound some hot pussy. Then after drinking 3 Indios in tropical I went back and banged out big booty Fabiola again, to bust my third nut of the evening before heading home. And I'm not on any steroids, high, or testosterone boosters. I've never touched any Viagra either. The only sexual enhancer I use is that good California cannabis.

[Captain Solo]

Koolbean.

Are these masseuse hot?

[Captain Solo]

Diamond Dolls in Pompano?

There are lots of drugs smugglers in South Florida loaded with cash to burn. They can more than afford to throw thousands $ for a pussy.

I will not compete with those criminals. Sooner or later they will be spending decades in Fed Pen enjoying their honeymoon with beefy guys.

[LuvMexicanas]

It is amazing. In the old days before passports were required, high schoolers and college students would flock to Tijuana to dance and drink in the clubs on Revu. . . I remember how packed it was on Revolucion on weekends. Now when I try to get acquaintances to go to Tijuana to hit the clubs, they seem fearful and timid. American guys in the 70's and 80's were adventurers; now many American young guys seem to be soyboys. Too much soymilk and low testosterone levels these days. . . The only ones I have had success in taking to Tijuana were visiting from Tennessee and I took them to lunch at Caesar's restaurant and hitting the clubs afterwards.

That works for me. The fewer swinging dicks, the better. Revo was popping in the early 90's and before that.

[Jinxx]

I need to edit my last post where it says "going out west".

[Jinxx]

Babe Magnet posted a while back that he can't figure out why he regularly sees people in Tijuana going out to restaurants and bars partying spending money as if the economy isn't hurting due to covid. I told him I don't know but Tijuana is a big city with a lot going on. There's tons of economic activity.

I've been noticing that one way you can tell the Tijuana economy is on the rise is I drive around the city a lot and there's freakin new construction going up all over the place. And I'm not just talking a little house here or a little building there. I'm talking major projects. You pass through cacho or anywhere around boulevard aguacaliente and you see construction cranes everywhere.

I've also noticed that many parts of the city that I thought were poor dangerous areas actually aren't bad at all. Going out west like Buenos Aires area around plaza monarca, villafontana, 2000, el florido these are all decent middle class areas. There's not much mongering to be done out that way, but still it just goes to show that Tijuana is a huge bustling thriving economy.

It's also worth mentioning that the California economy is firing on all cylinders, leading the whole country in rebounding from the horrific disaster that was the US government's response to the pandemic.

[Member #4730]

KoolBean,

You have been to many hot spots.

How did you find smoking hot Colombian, Cuban, and Venezuelan women in Miami? Steer me to the right directions.

Try Argentina and Brazil. Prostitution in Brazil is legal, reportedly has millions of prostitutes with the best services. Colombia is open but Cuba is closed; no flights are allowed in.

I spent a couple days before and after my Caribbean cruise in South Beach couple years back. I can't recall all details, but found ads for massage and went to tiny house off the main strip in South Beach and had a Colombian one day and Venezuelan the next. They even had toys. I spent a couple of days in Ft. Lauderdale before my flight out and went to a Latina MP and a Cuban lady walked in with limited to no English and she gave me a massage and then started riding me bare. I wasn't complaining and just enjoyed the service. It kind of caught me off guard, but when you're in the moment, then hey I have no complaints. I went to the Hard Rock Casino and then called her later to try and get her to come to the hotel, but she said she was going home for the day. The best value for dollar for poon tang in my travels has been Thailand, but maybe because they know how to put the lovin on you. I took one from Soi 6 with me to Cambodia to see Angkor what and it was fun. Sometimes you shouldn't bring sand to the beach as I probably would have shagged other locals, but had brought takeout with me. The sad thing is once you're done with the "fling" some girls actually think they are going to be your partner for life as they cook, tour guide, and even buy dinner sometimes for you. I just learned that I can't be tied down and love variety in life.

[Travv]

It is amazing. In the old days before passports were required, high schoolers and college students would flock to Tijuana to dance and drink in the clubs on Revu. . . I remember how packed it was on Revolucion on weekends. Now when I try to get acquaintances to go to Tijuana to hit the clubs, they seem fearful and timid. American guys in the 70's and 80's were adventurers; now many American young guys seem to be soyboys. Too much soymilk and low testosterone levels these days. . . The only ones I have had success in taking to Tijuana were visiting from Tennessee and I took them to lunch at Caesar's restaurant and hitting the clubs afterwards.

Guys I worked with in San Diego I would tell them I live in Tijuana and the very first words out of their mouth would be "Hong Kong". I shit you not. It's like the whole entire fact that Tijuana is a big city with a lot going on means nothing other than "Hong Kong" and hookers. Then when I tried to get coworkers to come hang out with me in Tijuana they were all scared to death to cross the border. I had this one guy who was like a 30 year old virgin. He would act like some big tough guy at work. Then when I tried to drag him down to Tijuana to hit the bars. The dude started acting like he was going to panic and call his mommy to save him. I told him bro I'm not going to let you get kidnapped by the cartel. You should've seen the look in his eyes when I jumped on the 805 headed southbound, he looked like he saw a ghost. Lmao!

[Jackie888]

Guys I worked with in San Diego I would tell them I live in Tijuana and the very first words out of their mouth would be "Hong Kong". I shit you not. It's like the whole entire fact that Tijuana is a big city with a lot going on means nothing other than "Hong Kong" and hookers. Then when I tried to get coworkers to come hang out with me in Tijuana they were all scared to death to cross the border. I had this one guy who was like a 30 year old virgin. He would act like some big tough guy at work. Then when I tried to drag him down to Tijuana to hit the bars. The dude started acting like he was going to panic and call his mommy to save him. I told him bro I'm not going to let you get kidnapped by the cartel. You should've seen the look in his eyes when I jumped on the 805 headed southbound, he looked like he saw a ghost. Lmao!

Damn. You should have told us first so that we could have set up a fake cartel kidnapping of your buddy.

[Dcrist0527]

KoolBean,

You have been to many hot spots.

How did you find smoking hot Colombian, Cuban, and Venezuelan women in Miami? Steer me to the right directions.

Try Argentina and Brazil. Prostitution in Brazil is legal, reportedly has millions of prostitutes with the best services. Colombia is open but Cuba is closed; no flights are allowed in.

Hey, Cap. Check out Diamomd Dolls in Pompano. Mostly Cuban. I would say the girls are mostly 7-8 range. Probably average age of 24 or so. You will find a few Colombians and a few Vennies there. Pretty much anything can be negotiated there. But the prices were lunacy. On my last visit, I was sitting next to an Italian guy, probably mid 50's. He was negotiating with a very pretty Brazillian. He asked how much for him and his buddy to DP her. In her defense, she told him he could not afford it. He pressed the issue. He ended coughing up 1 K and the three of them left.

Money was no issue for this dude. Or I hope he wasn't just too drunk to know what he was doing. Right before they left, he bought his second bottle of Dom. Not cheap. Never opened it. Called a bartender over and told her to take it home. One minute after he left, a manager grabbed the bottle and put it back in stock behind lock and key. LMAO I mention that only because that's the type you'd bid against in there. But, anything can be had.

[Captain Solo]

KoolBean,

You have been to many hot spots.

How did you find smoking hot Colombian, Cuban, and Venezuelan women in Miami? Steer me to the right directions.

Try Argentina and Brazil. Prostitution in Brazil is legal, reportedly has millions of prostitutes with the best services. Colombia is open but Cuba is closed; no flights are allowed in.