Stupid Shit in Tijuana

[Captain Solo]

Elvis,

LuvMutt is just an ignorant, low life guy, bad upbringing, likely with no education, who thinks he knows it all.

He made lots of accusations and condemnations against the bros with no proof or justifications, with only obvious selfish intent to puff himself up at the costs of others.

LuvMutt is a low life with no credibility, an annoyance, a disservice to this forum, and a constant source of consternation. Don't waste your time and energy with these stupid low life's. Just ignore them and focus on posting useful info that benefit the bros.

[Babe Magnet]

Can you elaborate a bit more on the Amazonian chica please? Sounds similar to a giant mega booty chica that I ran into around the time when Adelitas was opened back up. Do you remember her name? Can you describe her looks a bit more? The chica I'm thinking of I only saw her that one time and haven't seen her since. I'm trying to stay away from the zona but I might literally go down there today specifically to see if this Amazonian chica is there. You got Jinxx's full undivided attention bro. Amazonian chicks are exactly what I live for, I thirst for that shit like a bone dry camel lost in the desert searching for an oasis of water.

I think you may be talking about Meil. She was from Cabo. Definitely 6' and definitely a big girl. She left before Christmas and has not returned. As for Amazonians in AB presently, there's Yesenia from Sinaloa. She's a very large girl, too much belly fat, lazy as a sloth. There's also Glenda from Sinaloa. Pretty baby face but she's so fat that the last time she danced, she nearly broke the pole off from the ceiling. There's Elizabeth, butterface, kind of slutty. Not sure where she's from--not sure she is either. She has a San Diego phone number. She is certified crazy and stoned half the time. The last time I tried to talk to her she was so messed up she couldn't even form a coherent sentence. She got a new set if tits for Christmas that jacked them out to 38 DDD. She has a 38 DDD ass to match. Loves to have that big ass spanked. Most of the time she's so messed up she can't even feel it. She would be a helluva ride if not so crazy and messed up. The only other AB chica I know who could possibly qualify in the Amazonian department is Alex (also goes by Ale) from Hidalgo. She's not quite 6' but has a very nice package and is damn proud of it so you'll need a second mortgage if you want to take her arriba. But she's probably the only fuckable one in the bunch, depending on your tastes of course. I have photos and phone numbers of all of them if you need them.

[Elvis 2008]

Fair but most of us through life experiences know that the guy who brags the most typically has the least and some folks on this thread try so hard to convince others as if an attorney in court that they have game it comes across as insecurity.

Look, I have read your posts, and I am not going to demonize you like some others. You have valuable things to post but it is when you talk about things you know about. When you project about someone or something and say that everyone agrees with you, you are hurting the board not helping it.

I think you are taking a shot at Dramafree here right? I apologize if you are not, but I am pretty sure you are.

So here you are again projecting "but most of us" What? Who is most of us? How did you decide it was most? You didn't. You are proclaiming yourself to be an expert, and you are not.

With respect regards to DF and his talking about seeking, you said that all the women on SA were WG, and you listed an Admin who agreed with you and "everyone knew" I got schooled. LM, was there one guy who has used seeking and said, "Yeah, you are right." One?

Actually, what I said was that some of the women on seeking in Colombia I have fucked for free, and another guy posted this today

Seeking Arrangement. Jaja. That story is still unfolding. Its a long game man. I signed up for seeking because Elvis has had so much success there. It takes a lot of work to filter out all the girls and then start talking to them and then getting them to video chat you. But I've had some moderate success. One chica I've got on as a new fuck buddy. I gave her 200 k the first time we met, then she told me she didn't want to be a prostitute. Now I just pay for her cab fare to come screw me. But I'd rate her like a 6. 5 to 7 range. But hey, freebie!

How can women who fuck you for free be working girls? But I was "schooled" and everyone knows it?

The guys I have met in real life who are on seeking have given up on you guys. We are not going to argue with guys who think they know it all, and I am not arguing with you. I am pleading you.

Dramafree and I have a good rapport on line, and he was raving about Monterrey. I had been there twice before, and it was not that great, but I was in Tijuana, thought I would fly to Monterrey and take the bus back to the USA to avoid the Covid test and check it out. Honestly, I was skeptical. I could not believe it. I was getting my brains fucked out by some of the hottest women I have ever been with.

I think you are referring to DF bragging about what he had in Monterrey right? If not, I apologize. But if you are, I want you to know, Dramafree was actually UNDERSELLING it and IMO the reason he has been talking about it so much is not to brag but because he wants people to have the best sex they can.

So Don Carlos and I have helped each other out. I helped Kazeu. Dramafree helped me out (and I think and hoped I helped him). Helping guys out to get the possible sex is what this board is all about. Do you really think the four of us are sitting around saying, "You know that guy LuvMexicans has got it all figured out with seeking?" Really?

If you did not have valuable things to add to the forum, I would just cross you off as an arrogant POS and ignore you. You make judgments very quickly and you are comfortable with that and usually I bet those judgments are pretty damned accurate, but anyone who listened to you putting down DF is losing out on a great city with incredible pussy and anyone who listened to you on seeking is losing out too.

If I am wrong about you, and you do not give a shit about your brothers getting laid then just keep doing what you are doing. If I am right about you, and you care about getting your brothers laid, then please quit projecting about things you do not know. If it is an opinion, say it is an opinion and act like it.

I want to know about what you have experienced but when you equate your experiences with your projections, you lose credibility with me, and I know I am not the only one who thinks that.

[Dickus Maximus]

LOL. And you think they can not tell that he is not from around there by just looking at him?

Perhaps I should have said "FOB gingo" But you are free to ignore my advice and let them keep bugging you.

[D Cups]

I was in the HK club and apparently they have a shortage of cum boys to clean up after the recent deluge of customers. Will all cum boys please report back for duty? You know who you are! You can always go back to collecting aluminum cans and denigrating pinays and their lovers, whatever their ages, later after you have gotten your fill of your favorite fluid!

[Mr Enternational]

Just say "gracias." The "no" is implied. If you use the "no" you mark yourself as a gringo and they will keep trying.

LOL. And you think they can not tell that he is not from around there by just looking at him?

[Skwscrod]

Can you elaborate a bit more on the Amazonian chica please?

Oh man, I can't remember the name, but she's about 6' tall, born in Texas (says she has dual citizenship), speaks pretty good English. Nice and round up top and behind. Oh, and drinks way too fast, grrr.

[LuvMexicanas]

Back to my original point, arguing over who does and doesn't have game is just foolishness.

Fair but most of us through life experiences know that the guy who brags the most typically has the least and some folks on this thread try so hard to convince others as if an attorney in court that they have game it comes across as insecurity.

[LuvMexicanas]

Well said. I think the frustrating part to this discussion is the impossible task of measuring someone else's game. Truth is, a win in my book might not be a win in the next guy's book. We all have different tastes in women and similarly, we all hunt through the escorts, SGs and bars for different reasons. It's all a matter of preference. For example, I know ScatManDo's preference are the 10 cent + a bubblegum trinket SG. If he can spend no more than 35 cents, he's a happy man. Personally, I don't understand that. That doesn't make me right or him wrong. My point is that he and I are after very different things. And I think we'd measure "game" very differently. Jinx gave us another example. He just mentioned he's happy with a 10, even if she's a bit lazy. I'd prefer a 7 if there was some sort of connection. Jinx is a master and that is not a criticism of him at all. It just highlights our differences. Well, if we all measure success differently, we certainly all measure game differently. Back to my original point, arguing over who does and doesn't have game is just foolishness.

At the end of the day, the saying goes his dick, his time, his money so who is anyone to judge. Of course the random non-Tijuana topic will arise and no problem with that. And certainly if someone asks about such an area like you did regarding Asia in another Tijuana thread, I'm happy to share what I know. Having said that, when certain posters constantly drone on and on about other cities ad naseaum, it gets old saying stupid stuff like City X, why and Z rock because there's no action on those threads and they have to come here for attention, that's straight up weak.

[Dcrist0527]

Getting better sex by being nice is your game. Game does not have to be sneaky. It is whatever it takes to have sexual relations or better sexual relations.

Well said. I think the frustrating part to this discussion is the impossible task of measuring someone else's game. Truth is, a win in my book might not be a win in the next guy's book. We all have different tastes in women and similarly, we all hunt through the escorts, SGs and bars for different reasons. It's all a matter of preference. For example, I know ScatManDo's preference are the 10 cent + a bubblegum trinket SG. If he can spend no more than 35 cents, he's a happy man. Personally, I don't understand that. That doesn't make me right or him wrong. My point is that he and I are after very different things. And I think we'd measure "game" very differently. Jinx gave us another example. He just mentioned he's happy with a 10, even if she's a bit lazy. I'd prefer a 7 if there was some sort of connection. Jinx is a master and that is not a criticism of him at all. It just highlights our differences. Well, if we all measure success differently, we certainly all measure game differently. Back to my original point, arguing over who does and doesn't have game is just foolishness.

[DramaFree11]

LOL, this may be true for a lot of cases but it's is a bad generalization IMO. Plenty of guys with "game" pay for sex. At the end of the day even many guys with above average "game" can appreciate the low-effort nature of mongering. There are plenty of guys on ISG with wives / long-term girlfriends at home who still pay for sex. But I assume they had enough "game" to pick up their significant other. And you'd be surprised at the number of celebrities, athletes, etc. Who'd presumably have the pull to pick up any chick they want, who pay for high-class escorts here in the USA The porn industry, for example, is littered with chicks who've slept with high-profile people, often for $$.

So true, there is a couple of guys that will find fault and argue about everything, it just does not makes any sense. Great points and post.

[Mr Enternational]

LOL, this may be true for a lot of cases but it's is a bad generalization IMO. Plenty of guys with "game" pay for sex.

Horrible generalization. Just because you see me in an Uber it does not mean I do not have a car and 2 motorcycles at home. If you see me at a restaurant, does it mean that I do not have food in my pantry at home? Why would someone think paying for chicks and free chicks are mutually exclusive? The same way I may not feel like cooking and will instead go out to a restaurant as a treat, I may not feel like dealing with a free chick and want to go out for a paid chick. I might even fell like fucking a red head chick, but my free chicks are brunettes and blonds. Might feel like fucking a midget, but all my chicks are over 6 feet.

[Travv]

Heard of some tourists in Ukraine that went to a Ukrainian strip club then got the $12,000 bar tab for a few drinks. Drink prices not posted or listed. Tourists refused to pay, then got beaten by the Mafiya bouncers then wound up in the hospital with broken bones and missing wallets and teeth. Suggest that while the USA clubs are not good, other clubs in other countries with strong Russian or Ukrainian mafiya should be avoided unless you know what you are doing. Word to the wise, I've visited Ukrainian clubs and noticed lots of bad tippers, especially little dudes from India -Unlike them, I made sure to tip good dancers, and bouncers who helped me get my coat and waiters with drinks. This tip could save the cheap Charlies out there a beating and losing big bucks to the lRussian Mafiya running the clubs in Eastern Europe and Florida. . . Another is if you are a newbie overseas, go with other tourists, the more the better. Harder for the local Mafiya to beat down and then rip off a group of tourists. Don't go to the party by yourself if you can avoid it!

The US has the most pathetic "strip club system" on the planet. It's amazing: there hasn't been a live puritan in the US since the 17th century, yet the strip clubs (and US society in general when it comes to anything sexually oriented) are still controlled by them. Having said that, just because the US is 5 centuries behind the rest of the "civilized" world doesn't give Tijuana license to rip off Americans. Unless you let them.

[Jinxx]

First, yea, I know this could go on the other thread, but I kinda thought it was silly, and heck, this thread needs more stories, less bashing.

A couple of months ago I was in Adelitas when the original club was back open. Ended up between 2 girls, one a little bigger (but more like Amazon, proportional), and one a bit more petite, buying both a couple drinks at the bar. Decided I needed to choose one or I'd go broke buying fichas, got the usual of course I won't be mad if you choose one or the other from both. Chose the smaller gal, ended up upstairs for one of the best times I've ever had. Came back in later that night and, you guessed it, the Amazonian was mad. Mad like refused to sit with me, I don't even like her type, why are you talking to me mad.

Fast forward a few weeks, they've closed the regular club, "The Club" upstairs in full swing. I go a searching' for the smaller girl, knowing the other is pissed. Neither can be found in The Club, but after a few cruises, I run into the petite one at the bottom of the stairs on my way out, in a pajama onesie. Awkward chat ensues, the story pretty much is "Not working, I'm not wearing shoes". OK, cool, I go back upstairs and lo and behold Amazonian is no longer mad. Good times ensue.

Can you elaborate a bit more on the Amazonian chica please? Sounds similar to a giant mega booty chica that I ran into around the time when Adelitas was opened back up. Do you remember her name? Can you describe her looks a bit more? The chica I'm thinking of I only saw her that one time and haven't seen her since. I'm trying to stay away from the zona but I might literally go down there today specifically to see if this Amazonian chica is there. You got Jinxx's full undivided attention bro. Amazonian chicks are exactly what I live for, I thirst for that shit like a bone dry camel lost in the desert searching for an oasis of water.

[Babe Magnet]

If you do not like the Mexican strip club system, you can always stay in California and go to Cheetahs in Kearny Mesa or other San Diego strip club. Watch out for undercover cops looking to bust you for touching a stripper. . . Your other options include Nevada, including a hidden sex doll brothel in Vegas. . . Hard to stop laughing over some of the stories by football players at these "clubs" that I've read about in Vegas. . . Humiliating, expensive and blue balls are the words that the football players used to describe some Vegas strip clubs. . . https://toplessvegasonline.com/las-v...-doll-brothel/ Remember not to let the strip club "hold" your clothes for you. If after you are swindled you protest, you are likely to be thrown out of the Vegas strip club into the street without your clothes or wallet. You wind up being the stripper in the strip club! LOL.

The US has the most pathetic "strip club system" on the planet. It's amazing: there hasn't been a live puritan in the US since the 17th century, yet the strip clubs (and US society in general when it comes to anything sexually oriented) are still controlled by them. Having said that, just because the US is 5 centuries behind the rest of the "civilized" world doesn't give Tijuana license to rip off Americans. Unless you let them.