Tijuana erotic massage parlors

[John Clayton]

...Anyways she just told me that she is working at a massage parlor called Maria Bonita on Calle 8. It's close to las pulgas and she says it's full service...

It's across the street from Hotel Ticuan, where I normally stay. I stuck my head in there in June during my last visit. It has the same pricing setup as Cheater's (where I had an abysmal experience right after checking out this place). $40 US paid up front to the padrote for an hour (horrible / fake massage) then negotiate for BJ, HJ, FS with the unattractive masseuse. At Cheater's she wouldn't budge from $50 US for a BJ, which had to be with a condom! IMO, avoid all these erotic massage parlors in Tijuana as there are so many better options.

[LovesToSploog]

The escort from Monterrey is new to the game, I think I will be her first outcall. Anyways she just told me that she is working at a massage parlor called Maria Bonita on Calle 8. It's close to las pulgas and she says it's full service. However, she told me you pay for the room and then you pay for service which is like 130 dollars. Not really worth it to me. However she will be seeing me at motel premier tonight at a better rate, just throwing it out there since I've never heard of this one.

[SenorTJ]

Anyone know the going rate at Kalinca?

I think $35/ hour.

https://www.yelp.com/biz/kalinca-spa...C3%ADa-tijuana

[Jackie888]

A bargain it is not! LOL You can get a great, 1 hour, legit massage for $30 in Tijuana. And say an escort for an hour for $100. So was this place worth dropping another $100? Ehh. This place won me over on the girls' service. Despite the big expense, I walked out pleased. But again, I knew the price going in. Had I been surprised by the price, maybe I'd feel differently. Strange how that works because $250 is $250. But, no, I don't regret it. I did not repeat and have no plans to, though I would love to see Cassandra again.

I think you would be able to arrange it to see her outside of work if you wanted to considering how well you got along.

[Dcrist0527]

Wow Dcrist, that was seriously expensive. I was a vet of the massage scene in LA before they cracked down on it, so erotic massages were crossed off my bucket list a long time ago. For $250, I better get to do a foursome with 3 chicas or I would have had a melt down. Personally I find their general pricing to be a rip off. But thanks for taking one for the team and reporting on it.

A bargain it is not! LOL You can get a great, 1 hour, legit massage for $30 in Tijuana. And say an escort for an hour for $100. So was this place worth dropping another $100? Ehh. This place won me over on the girls' service. Despite the big expense, I walked out pleased. But again, I knew the price going in. Had I been surprised by the price, maybe I'd feel differently. Strange how that works because $250 is $250. But, no, I don't regret it. I did not repeat and have no plans to, though I would love to see Cassandra again.

[Jackie888]

Wow Dcrist, that was seriously expensive. I was a vet of the massage scene in LA before they cracked down on it, so erotic massages were crossed off my bucket list a long time ago. For $250, I better get to do a foursome with 3 chicas or I would have had a melt down. Personally I find their general pricing to be a rip off. But thanks for taking one for the team and reporting on it.

[Dcrist0527]

Reviews on this place have been mixed but my curiosity won out recently and I just had to try it. As has been said, it is not cheap. I planned for that ahead. Walked in and the manager or whoever was at the front desk wasn't very friendly at first. She explained the fees and then gave me a tour of the entire place. Looked decent enough so she said I'll bring you the lineup. The lineup consisted of 2 girls. Both attractive. As I was leaving, another customer was choosing from 6 girls. Timing is everything, I suppose.

I was attracted to both girls. A blonde and a dark haired girl. Each early 20's. I think the blonde was slightly more attractive but the smile of the brunette told my gut to go with her. So they left and the manager asked which package I want. I opted for the hour massage and the hour room. Then she asked which girl and I chose the brunette. She looked at me and said 'OK, let me bring her out and make sure she's the one you want. " OK. So she brings her out and this girl seemed surprised I chose her. Odd. But OK. So, the manager says would you like to buy her a bottle of wine (single serving size). OK, because $240 wasn't enough? But I bought it, five bucks. Now, off for the massage.

They take me to the locker room. Lockers where you keep the key. I'm sure it's not the only key but this place felt pretty safe. Showered quickly, put the robe on and went to my masseuse. Can't remember her name but a very pretty blonde. Takes everything off me and lays me down. First half of the massage was pretty average. Back massage was probably below average. Good conversation but not too much, which was perfect. Flips and keeps Jr. Covered. OK. Then it got fun. She never went too far but the teasing was so damn enjoyable. She knew she was driving me crazy. Cost of massage in the end was worth it, IMO. Off to the "room".

Right across the hall from the massage room, I enter the room, which has a bed and shower. I hop in the shower and the soap dispenser doesn't work but at least got some oil off. In walks the brunette. Her name is Cassandra. I'd rate her an 8. She isn't exactly my type but her smile and personality were phenomenal. She came in and showered and laid down next to me. We chatted for at least 30 minutes. She was just fun to be with. We laughed and just had a great time. She asked me why I picked her. She said she was surprised I chose her over the blonde. Wtf? Maybe I really missed out on something special with the blonde. LOL But my gut was right. Cassandra was awesome. Then she says 'they are going to tell us our time is up but I want you. ' She then got on top of me RCG and this girl rocked my world. I lasted maybe 10 minutes. For me, that's premature. LOL. More often than not, I don't finish. But I didn't have a prayer with her. She got up and said that was the best workout her legs ever had.

Highly recommend Cassandra. Leaving the place, the manager just kept looking at me funny. Cassandra and I were just laughing in the hall and the rest of the place was silent. Maybe we were being too loud? I don't care.

Again, not cheap but pricing is up front. I don't regret the cost.

[WombatEd2]

I google mapped "New Body massage" and came up with two locations with similar names.

There's one on 8th St. , near Martinez, and one on the Rapida, near Blvd Independencia.

Which one are you guys talking about?

[Sorento]

Anyone know the going rate at Kalinca?

[Dcrist0527]

Hey John,

Thanks for the information. I too like the occasional erotic massage and have found a good spot here in Tijuana. It is not by any means a value option. It is actually pretty expensive, but the service is wonderful. New Body Elite Spa offers a $160 dollar package that includes a 40 min therapeutic massage, which is done by a professional, an 30 minutes with a girl of your choosing. The girls are not bad at all. I would put them at least at 7's and they do include all services (covered). Afterwards you can get a haircut or spend time in the sauna. While there you get a robe and lock your valuables up in a locker room where you hold the key. I have been here at least 4 times and never any issues.

Again, its hard to argue the cost savings of escorts, but this is kind of like the ultimate spa day for men, where you get to bang a hot chick either before or after a relaxing massage. You can also spend more and get an hour with the girl, and a Jacuzzi room.

Good luck!

Thanks for sharing. I have almost pulled the trigger on that place many times. I am always looking for a good massage and main event combo. I do enjoy VivaMex for a massage. They do a great job but if you are lucky, he might be an option. But there is certainly no guarantee. And generally, the girls are 5's or 6's (& even lower). Not my proudest moment but I've received HEs there from some way under a 6. But hey, it was relaxing!

I appreciate the confirmation on pricing at NB Elite. I've never been able to get a straight answer from them on pricing.

[BackSeatBoy02]

Last night, I went to Massages Cheaters on Flores Magon between Revolucion and Constitucion. I'd say 100% avoid. I understand that most of the massage parlors around downtown are strictly legit, but this place is basically a *****house with a massage front. (Also, it has a bar attached; although, I can't imagine ever having a drink there.) Place is owned and run by some smarmy, fair skinned padrote, staffed by cute enough, but too fat for me, girls who obviously couldn't get jobs as dancers. Anyhow, the padrote says $40 US for the massage. I said I didn't have dollars (a lie) so he agreed to $720 MXN. The fattish "Karine" took me upstairs to a decent enough room, rubbed a little cream on me while I quizzed her on pricing. Basically, $80 for sex (and I had just paid $80 for a fabulous hour with a hot sexy teen in my hotel room three hours before), which I thought was too much, so I said what about a BJ or a HJ? That was going to be $50 . With condom. I asked HJ with a condom? Well, even I would never ever agree to that, so I gave her $200 MXN for essentially nothing. All told, a total total waste of time and money. Never again!

Just to confirm, I stopped in for a look at a smaller erotic massage parlor across the street (next to Revolucion) from Hotel Ticuan (where I stayed). It was the same set up and pricing. Not tempting.

Hey John,

Thanks for the information. I too like the occasional erotic massage and have found a good spot here in Tijuana. It is not by any means a value option. It is actually pretty expensive, but the service is wonderful. New Body Elite Spa offers a $160 dollar package that includes a 40 min therapeutic massage, which is done by a professional, an 30 minutes with a girl of your choosing. The girls are not bad at all. I would put them at least at 7's and they do include all services (covered). Afterwards you can get a haircut or spend time in the sauna. While there you get a robe and lock your valuables up in a locker room where you hold the key. I have been here at least 4 times and never any issues.

Again, its hard to argue the cost savings of escorts, but this is kind of like the ultimate spa day for men, where you get to bang a hot chick either before or after a relaxing massage. You can also spend more and get an hour with the girl, and a Jacuzzi room.

Good luck!

[John Clayton]

Last night, I went to Massages Cheaters on Flores Magon between Revolucion and Constitucion. I'd say 100% avoid. I understand that most of the massage parlors around downtown are strictly legit, but this place is basically a *****house with a massage front. (Also, it has a bar attached; although, I can't imagine ever having a drink there.) Place is owned and run by some smarmy, fair skinned padrote, staffed by cute enough, but too fat for me, girls who obviously couldn't get jobs as dancers. Anyhow, the padrote says $40 US for the massage. I said I didn't have dollars (a lie) so he agreed to $720 MXN. The fattish "Karine" took me upstairs to a decent enough room, rubbed a little cream on me while I quizzed her on pricing. Basically, $80 for sex (and I had just paid $80 for a fabulous hour with a hot sexy teen in my hotel room three hours before), which I thought was too much, so I said what about a BJ or a HJ? That was going to be $50 . With condom. I asked HJ with a condom? Well, even I would never ever agree to that, so I gave her $200 MXN for essentially nothing. All told, a total total waste of time and money. Never again!

Just to confirm, I stopped in for a look at a smaller erotic massage parlor across the street (next to Revolucion) from Hotel Ticuan (where I stayed). It was the same set up and pricing. Not tempting.