Acapulco

[BayBoy]

That streetwalker scene in El Centro, Acapulco, sounded kinda interesting. At least price wise. Not a big selection though. Lots of sand, surf and turf in ACA, sounds kind of relaxing.

[Artisttyp]

Green house with a black door.

[Artisttyp]

Hitting the pavement on public buses.

[Artisttyp]

The best of the best.

[Artisttyp]

Yummy Yummy. Sometimes better than ass.

[Artisttyp]

SG and Bar Pics.

[Artisttyp]

Sonero en Acapulco 2018.

The theme song for this report is Loco in Acapulco by the Four Tops. If you can open the link up in another window before reading the report that would be great. Sorry for any links that don't work properly. I am still not 100% computer literate and posting Youtube videos is one of my weaknesses.

The Four Tops. Loco in Acapulco.

Acapulco, City by the bay.

Acapulco was my introduction to Mexican / Latin culture over 30 years ago. A legendary mexican coastal resort town made world famous by the Hollywood sect and the rich and famous. Countless movies and songs have been written about the city. Today only a few remnants of the golden era exists, however the beautiful scenery I experienced more than 30 years ago is left unchanged. The beauty of Acapulco still blinds you with gorgeous views that lull you into afternoon daydreams. While sitting on your balcony reminiscing about the fresh mariscos you ate for lunch, your water logged bathing suit cries happy tears of chlorine.

Today we have a different version of Acapulco, one which has been ravaged by drug wars and a population growth which exceeds infrastructure capabilities. Chilangos (people from mexico city) are brought in by the busloads on the weekends to fill the hundreds of hotels located on or just off La Costera, Since a paved highway was created between Mexico City and ACA there is no more exclusivity. Before you had to fly into the airport to get there or else it was very difficult to arrive.

So why waste my time and go back? I had to see it for myself and I am glad that I did. I still think it is a great place for a vacation, especially for lovers. It seemed like I was the only loser single male roaming around. It would have been a lot better enjoyed with someone else, with that said I always tend to get into something so that did not interfere with me having a good time.

Fly:

I have a place in Tijuana so I was anxious to try flying out of the Tijuana International Airport on Volaris Airlines. They run a non stop flight which was a super easy trip of 3 1/2 hrs. Check in at the airport was a breeze since I already had my boarding pass printed out as well as my tourist card (FMM) from previous entrances into Mexico.

Volaris allows checked bags of 55 lbs which was really helpful to me since I always tend to be over by 5 lbs. Volaris considers your suitcase weighs at least 5 lbs so they give it to you in the weight allowance. NICE.

Security measures are the same as the USA TSA rules when it comes to liquids. You do not need to take off your shoes but everything else is the same.

I purchased all the extras like choosing my seat and first boarding privileges. To me it is worth the cost. The boarding process was organized for the most part and most people did not carry obscene sized carry-on bags. Actually there were several recorded announcements at the gate advising people NOT to take any carry on luggage at all which I thought was hysterical. If you necessarily needed to bring carry on then they stressed bringing the smallest bag possible. Sure let me check all my meds and electronics in my luggage. The only complaint I have with TIJ International is the lack of seats in the gate areas. This was also a problem in Acapulco when I returned. Many people had to stand while waiting to board. Otherwise I would use TIJ Int. Again in a heartbeat as long as I don't have to change planes in Mexico City which is an airport I try to avoid.

Stay:

Where you stay in Acapulco plays a big part in whether you have a successful trip to Acapulco or not. There are a few areas tourists need to be aware of. Most surround the bay and one covers the area close to the airport.

Zona Diamant.

-I s out by the airport and the open sea. You will have a great beach at your disposal and mainly upscale hotels like the Acapulco Princess Mundo Imperial which can run a little under $200 on weekdays (deals can be had as low as $86 on hotels.com a few days before check-in date). You will also have access to 2 shopping malls nearby with a Walmart and Sams Club. La Isla shopping mall is like anything you would see in California with just about the same stores. Otherwise there is no advantage to staying in this area. You will need a car or pay for taxis or take a public mini van to shuttle yourself around to the limited amenities.

Great area to enjoy unspoiled beaches and all inclusive resorts where you don't need to shlep bottled water from Walmart to your hotel room. Things could get pricey otherwise if you depend on the hotel for everything.

Puerto Marquez.

- Between the Zona Diamonte and Las Brisas is the bay of Puerto Marquez This is a little local beach where I used to water ski as a child. It was always slummy but it might be worth a peek for the explorer types. Beware of stray dogs.

Las Brisas.

- Located halfway between the airport and La Costera. Still an exclusive area (Las Brisas Hotel) but much closer to the action on the strip. You will pay roughly 100 pesos each way for a private taxi. I will explain public transportation later.

You will not have access to a beach here but if you stay at the absolutely breathtaking Las Brisas Hotel you will have access to their swim club area called La Concha where you can lie in a beach chair by the bay and take swims in natural pools of sea water. Exclusive. Still though I saw deals for this place on Hotels.com. If you check a day or two before check-in you can get rooms for under $100. This and Mundo Imperial would make great overnight trips with a GF. Think of it as a tour or a side trip.

La Costera / Base Militar.

- This is the beginning of La Costera which surrounds the bay in its entirety. My AirBnb condo was located here and I was very happy with the amenities available to me. There was a Walmart, pharmacies, OXXO Etc. Also the beach was clean for the most part. Once you get too far south towards La Caleta the beach starts to get gritty from pollution. The southern part of the bay is where the cruise ships and docks are located. Downtown is also very close by.

La Condessa / Galerias Diana.

- This is both the nightlife area of La Costera and the cut off point IMHO for a decent stretch of beach. The nightlife mainly consists of little karaoke bars that overlook the bay. I don't do bars for the most part so I can't tell you what to expect. I would guess during high season things could get interesting but sitting around with a bunch of drunk chilangos is highly unappealing to me. As far as freelancers my hunch would be MAYBE but only during high season. Otherwise ACA nightlife was non existent from what I saw minus the weekends.

La Caleta / Old Acapulco.

- This is the part of Acapulco you want to visit but don't want to stay unless you find digs in one of the private homes overlooking the bluff far from the grit of downtown. If you want street girls you come here. If you want to know WHERE they are you talk to me.

DO:

What is there to do in Acapulco? This is a vacation spot. If you aren't into the beach or swimming pools you are in the wrong place. You can:

Get massages on the beach 250 mx per 1/2 hour.

Rent a jetski 600 mx 30 minutes.

Swim.

Water Ski (Deep Sea Fishing for Pez Vela (Sail Fish).

Take the Fiesta Bonanza OPEN BAR boat tour for 220 mx. Highly Recommended. You see a lot!

Eat Sunday brunch at Hotel Acapulco Princess Mundo Imperial. Stunning Views.

La Quebrada Divers.

Walk around the centro and mercados.

If you don't stay at a nice place with a great pool or beach access you are totally cutting yourself short. You will be miserable. It is all about having access to at least a nice swimming pool. You will be dipping into it a few times a day. Acapulco is HOT. Staying cool in water or air condition is a must. Anything else would be suicide.

Transportation:

I use public taxis and buses with the locals. Otherwise you will be paying around $12 per round trip depending where you go. The good news is the bus system that YOU as a tourist needs to know is very limited and easy to pick up. The best part is rates are on average 10 pesos on the low end and 18 on the high end, Who says a buck doesn't buy anything anymore?

You have:

The blue and white colored school buses that run the length of La Costera. They will say ZOCOLO, CALETA or COSTERA on them. Those are the ones you will use the most. These buses are decorated with elaborate designs and have reggaeton music blasting from speakers. They are quite fun to ride. The bass levels on the speakers are booming. Some even have TV screens to watch booty videos. Others had drug addicted smurf themes and androids killing each other. This is a very cool part of Acapulco culture.

The yellow buses have air condition and run the same route as the blue and white buses. The only difference is these have limited seating. They cost 10 pesos as well but you won't see them as often.

White with Yellow Stripe Cabs. These are very important because they take you out to the Zona Diamonte area. Otherwise you will be paying big time cab fare 300/400 mx each way to get out there. They also run the length of La Costera 24/7 while the other buses stop at 10 pm. You can pay two fares to have the front seat to yourself or else you will be sharing intimate seating arrangements with an unknown local.

The cabs will have COLOSO written on them. This tells you that they go to the area close to the airport. They will take you to the Acapulco Mundo Imperial entrance for 18 mx. From there you will need to change onto a white mini van with an airplane logo on it to go further towards the airport, again up to 18 mx or less depending on where you go. To go back to La Costera you would have to take the white mini van in the opposite direction and change at Glorieta Puerto Marques to continue towards La Costera with the white cabs that have yellow stripes, the ones that you took to arrive at Mundo Imperial.

There are two more routes which may be of interest:

One is the bus that runs up Fallaron de Obispo, the street around the corner from Galerias Diana. I visited a Casa de Cita in that area which was not in walking distance. You would need to get to Galerias Diana first then change onto the red Fallaron bus headed East /.

Then there is the bus that runs up Cuatemoc near the Zocolo. This will take you to the Street Girl area. However I advise you to walk the distance first so you can familiarize yourself with the area. You can catch this bus anywhere on Ave. Cuatemoc.

Shopping:

Acapulco used to be home to many fashionable boutique shops like Acapulco Joe and the brand Cocaine. There are still a few classic Acapulco clothing shops arounds. Emil located in La Isla shopping mall is highly recommended as well as the'Horacio next to La Torre Acapulco on La Costera. There is also an Emil Outlet store located on La Costera right next to the Infonovit building nearing downtown.

The thing to buy are linen shirts, noticeably guayaberas. The higher end stores will charge up to $150 for one but I found a store in centro Todo Precio on Ave Cuatemoc that had them for $28/35. You can also check the odd department stores downtown or Fabrics Francesas which is part of the Liverpool chain. I found some real gems that made hauling them back well worth the effort.

The other thing I found worthy of buying were bathing suits by Mexican or European brands. I'm sorry but some of these surfer shorts look like crap on me and most seem to slide off or are not made in big sizes. Enter RESORT WEAR. You got to love the colors on these things.

Otherwise there isn't much else to buy in Acapulco. I saw the same things in Tijuana only they didn't say Acapulco on them.

Food:

Food can be really good at the different resorts. I suggest you try a buffet bkfst or a brunch at one of the nicer places. After one week of eating on La Costera at local mexican chains like Toks, Vips, Applebees Etc. I started to choose a different resort everyday for lunch and it was a fun thing to do. The food quality varies but you will do much better there than on La Costera. I barely touched the tip of the resort foodie scene. A good idea is too pick up a tourist magazine at a tourist booth. There are many options in it.

Sea food especially shrimps are some of the best items you can order while dining in ACA.

Ok now the meat and potatoes.

See H I see A S:

Worth repeating again Acapulco is a vacation destination. Families and lovers with a mix of friends traveling in groups. With that said YES you can still get laid by a hooker in Acapulco. There ares strip clubs where you can arrange something as well as a small centro street scene, escorts and spas / casas de citas.

When I first arrived I turned on Tinder but was disappointed to see how few people were using it in Acapulco. Maybe that was for the better because it was an emotional roller coaster ride for me. Back a few months ago I used it in the Dominican Republic with much success. Civies turned out to be PFP and they were really easy to negotiate with for the most part.

I matched immediately with LIZ. Liz was a very attractive morena if you go by her first 3 photos. The 4th photo was noticeably "different" looking but still doable so I proceeded to respond with a gentlemanly nature. I just wanted to connect with someone in ACA. My written spanish is very good so no issues there. We chatted for a few days then SHE decided we should meet. We arranged something for the next day then when the next day arrived all these impromptu events started to pop up for her. Ok no problem onto hookers. Several days later she left 3 tinder messages for me but when I went to read them she must have already erased me from her list because I wasn't able to read them. She probably spazed out that I didn't respond in a timely manner and wanted to stick it to me. FREAK. I was on a boat cruise ALL DAY without my USA phone. Geesh.

Second Tinder experience was Fatsy Patsy. Yes I attempted to match with a young BBW. I started whacking off to this shit on Pornhub and if no one sees me doing it who cares right? Anyway Patsy had one of those close up angled photos on Tinder. The kind where you know she is fat but you can't really see how fat and the face is half decent. So I rolled the dice. Lets just say my lucky numbers didn't roll out when I threw the marbles down. Beast, Flappy Tits, Combobulated. The good thing is she invited her prima (I forgot her name). The prima was cute but I already had ruined it by Tindering with a whale. Anyway I buy them both beers then I get up to use the bathroom. When I do I tell the waitress that I am on a blind date. I will pay for the beers but nothing else. I come back to the table and they are there hugging the menu asking me if I had eaten. Yeah I was the douchebag sucker that night but not a stupid douchebag sucker. I excused myself and said it was nice meeting you guys.

The next day Patsy sends me a message asking what I thought of her. I told her I was into her cousin and would she mind getting us in contact with each other. She said YES to my surprise. To make a long story short the prima dicked me around by being a no show 2 days in a row.

I am a ZERO in the civie scene so none of this is a surprise. At the very least I wanted to be charged for sex and not hustled into buying food for strangers. No such luck.

So much for Tinder in Acapulco.

Street Girls:

There is a small street scene located in Centro. Services mimic Tijuana and so do prices at 200 for the girl and 50 mx for the hotel. One hotel (La Puma Azul) even had AC in the room. The Hotel Betty did not have AC as well as Hotel Leon. Those are your three street girl hotels. On the best day I counted maybe 12 girls on the street between all of them. The girls look good so no problem there but they offer standard service. I had 2 sessions there. One was with a Oaxacan girl who had never been with a gringo before. I waited at least a day in between sessions so I was pretty horny by the time I got there, Couple that with very thin japanese condoms and I was good to go for a 20 minute session. None would let me take their photo even for a tip. I asked one over to my condo but she would not expand her service menu so I passed on her.

There were 2 girls there who I recognized from Tijuana. I have no idea what they possibly could be doing more of in ACA. I saw no one going up with these girls. It isn't the place, its the level of service they provide that makes them money. Someone really needs to take these girls through an orientation class.

The two streets where the girls are located are:

Belesario Dominguez and Velasquez de Leon. They are located off Avenida Cuatemoc directly across the street from * La Plaza de Tecnologia / Plaza de Mujeres. The both streets splinter off from Cuatemoc diagonally. They are located back to back almost in a you shape formation, meaning walk down Belesario Dominguez and make a you Turn at the corner and come back up to Cuatemoc. You get here by walking up Cuatemoc from the Zocolo. Once you get familiar with the area you can get off on La Costera in a location that runs parallel to that location on Cuatemoc. Both avenues run parallel to each other. I would get off at the stop or two after the big Soriana on the right side of the Costera nearing the Zocolo. From there just walk a few blocks to Cuatemoc and you are there.

I have attached to pics of SG locations without the girls out front unfortunately. The one with the Puma Azul sign shows the location of the first hotel on Belesario Dominguez. To the right of that bar you will see girls sitting outside in front of a staircase leading upstairs. Just a few doors down is Hotel Betty where more girls stand.

The next photo with the Coca Cola sign is where the Hotel Leon is located on Calle Velasquez de Leon, around the corner from Belesario Dominguez.

Escorts:

I did 3 (would have been 4) escorts when I was in ACA. The two websites I used were Mileroticos and Locanto. Both produced good results for me. The quality of the girls were definitely to my liking and I found the price ranges of 1,200 to 1500 mx per hour to be very reasonable.

I had one true independent and two from different agencies. There were several ads offering oral natural for some as little as 900 mx but I did not connect with any of those. It also seemed like I saw less of those adds as the days went by.

Regardless I enjoyed the escort scene. I knew what time these girls were coming and I discussed with them services prior to them coming over. I did not stress that BBBJ was mandatory. The way I deal with mexican hookers is I use them for different services depending what they do and don't do. Some girls I just eat their ass and pussies and others are strictly for blow jobs. Every now and then I find the complete package but generally mexican hookers can be very difficult to deal with so If you want to enjoy them you need to adapt to their quarks. So that left me eating ass and pussy which was fine by me. I took my time doing it in a nice air conditioned condo with music and cozy bedding. I had a very good time.

The one lesson I learned is to NEVER give out your real address. I had a major bait and switch situation. I go downstairs to escort the chica up to the apartment and I encounter a gorilla stuffed into a little clown car. She had a frying pan shaped face with a flat nose and an 80's poof hair doo. I told her NO she doesn't look like her photo and she wanted a 200 mx cancellation fee. I went upstairs to get money and when I came downstairs her car was gone. I immediately hopped on a bus headed away from my condo. Then I start getting text messages " Pagar Cancelacion ". I was like holy shit this girls is nuts and is going to start shit in my lobby. Luckily that wasn't the case but I had to pacify her with promises that I never kept. This girl could have been serious trouble for me if she freaked out. She was a brut. Luckily the problem faded away. From that time on I started meeting girls in front of the hotel across the street from me. I would then take them by the hand into my building once I screened them. No one complained about it. If anything they see that you are on the ball. I am used to street mongering so I haven't gotten all the rules down for the escorts yet.

Casa de Citas / Spas. Acapulco always has had Casas de Citas like the famous Rebeccas where I got laid when I was 17. That place is gone but others exist. Unfortunately you won't find them without a local or a good cab driver. I found 3 of them but only 2 were running. They are illegal in ACA from what I was told.

1. Soleil Spa. Located on Avendia El Ejercito past La Base Militar. You must take a taxi here since you get there by using a ramp turning off the main road next to the military base. I went in and talked to the guy but did not session there. They wanted 700 mx for the use of the spa and massage then whatever you negotiate with the girl. I did not see what the girls looked like.

2. Majagua. Located on Calle Del Prado behind Office Max and Pizza Hut on La Costera. This place was shutdown but use this name and photo I provided as a reference when talking to cab drivers or locals.

3. Calle Las Conchas # 11. See photo. This is a straight up brothel, a regular house in a neighborhood where you can go to screw or take a girl out. Price was 1500 mx for me since the douche cab driver interrupted me when I asked " How Much?" he butted in by saying 1,300 to 1500 so obviously the madam quoted 1500. Not much AC in the room but the girl was dark brown and ok with the gratuitous butt and pussy lick. She also agreed to photos.

You get here by going on La Costera to Comerical Diana. From there you will turn onto the avenue that runs east and west located around the corner. That is Fallaron de Obispo. You go up past Chicas.com on the right and past the Mega supermarket on the left. About a 1/2 mile to your RIGHT up the hill you will see Calle Las Conchas. Make a right onto it and go half a block down and to the right you will see the green house with the black door. Before your turn right on Calle Las Conchas you will see a VW Dealership on the left hand side on the left side of the avenue a half block up. If you pass it then you went too far. Starts at 6 pm to be safe. Girls were coming in as I was leaving. Only one was there when I showed up at 5 pm. * You need to show up with a cab driver the first time. Very important. These places are illegal. When I was leaving they told me I could come back anytime. I shook hands as I left.

* Excerpts from an email correspondence with another monger regarding strip clubs* I personally don't do strip clubs. Too Expensive.

Basically there is not much more that I would recommend. * *There was a casa, but it got shut down about 2 months ago. * *.

Stay away from the clubs on cuauhtemoc, and the former zone de tolerencia. * *It is way too dangerous nowadays. * *.

The only three clubs with girls worth going to are Chicas. The most girls, the wildest shows, and the most party like atmosphere. * *Girls run the gamut of types, but nowhere are there solid 10's. * *Word of warning. The girls drinks are the same prices as yours. * But then you pay them afterwards 100 pesos per drink, in cash. *.

Samanthas is the most relaxed. * Very dark, girls are nice, a few beautiful faces, a few nice bodies. * *Waitresses there are very nice, and some are pros too. *.

Karlotas. This place is the new place. * *I am not a fan because it is all cash, and the owner had a club that got shot up a few years ago, so I am not sure how safe it is. * Girls there are mostly silicone. * *Very few local girls (as opposed to the other places, pretty much all local girls). *.

I think private dances are around 250 nowadays, bar fines run 800-1000, and you negotiate directly with the girls. *.

I think all have in house options, but then you are paying for the room. *.

* The most interesting strip club to me just from looks was Club Monaco. It is located a few blocks from the Mercado Central just before you get to SEARS on Cuatemoc. Just the fact that it is in a sleazy area is a good sign.

These places don't open until 10 pm.

Dress:

Shorts and sandals are a must. If you have to stuff yourself into a pair of pants at night let them be extremely lightweight. I used KEEN Newport 1 and 2 sandals. They are even better than my old Birkenstocks. Inclosed feet in tennis sneakers spell fungus in this weather. 100% cotton clothing is required.

Safety:

I went into some hoods where tourists don't go into but I didn't notice anything out of the ordinary. Like in Tijuana the military patrols the streets with machine guns in tow but that is about all. I did not see one police officer on the beach which I thought was really weird. This is in two full weeks of being there. I guess there is some deal going on with the beach where the cops stay out of it. Obviously "things" are sold on the beach so who knows.

I saw maybe a handful of gringos the entire time which was fine by me since prices were geared towards mexicans versus gringos.

Conclusion:

I had a good time. I stayed in a beautiful condo overlooking the bay for $54 a night. The weather and scenery were great and I was able to bounce down memory lane and see my old haunts where I played as a child. YES I would go back but I'the really like to connect with a civie if I do. The place is too romantic to do it alone. I highly recommend ACA as a lovers getaway.

If anyone knows a good dating platform for ACA please let me know via pm. I am also looking for the ACA peeps who frequent ACA. Lets connect and share info.

I have 2 phone numbers for escort agencies I used and a taxista who has friends that have friends. He will network for you. Senior Members only.

Live Life Eat ASS.

GODSPEED.

I will post guayaberas pics soon. Some of them are incredible. Not to be missed.

[Artisttyp]

Have fun Artisttyp in Acapulco. See what's going on there. 5 years ago Kobra22 reported on the action scene up on the hill. I was last in ACA back in the 60's (I'm an old fart), Remember going up on the hill. There were several pretty wild bars up there, lots of girls. Plus some little houses with girls out front, yes many weren't that good looking, but what the hell I was young then. The bars were jumping places. I guess that's all changed now.

Totally different now but still fun. Report to come in about a week. I have alot of information to share.

[BayBoy]

Have fun Artisttyp in Acapulco. See what's going on there. 5 years ago Kobra22 reported on the action scene up on the hill. I was last in ACA back in the 60's (I'm an old fart), Remember going up on the hill. There were several pretty wild bars up there, lots of girls. Plus some little houses with girls out front, yes many weren't that good looking, but what the hell I was young then. The bars were jumping places. I guess that's all changed now.

[Artisttyp]

No one reads this thread because it's gone 5 years without current info. Hopefully you'll remedy that.

There is some action. Will report when I return.

[Reinaldo]

No one reads this thread because it's gone 5 years without current info. Hopefully you'll remedy that.

I doubt anyone reads this thread but I couldn't resist.

Low expectations but I am going with some current info given to me by a regular.

[TomJackin]

At the Tijuana Airport headed to ACA for two weeks. The theme song for this trip is by Judas Priest " Some heads are going to roll".

I doubt anyone reads this thread but I couldn't resist.

Low expectations but I am going with some current info given to me by a regular.

Have a great time!

[Artisttyp]

At the Tijuana Airport headed to ACA for two weeks. The theme song for this trip is by Judas Priest " Some heads are going to roll".

I doubt anyone reads this thread but I couldn't resist.

Low expectations but I am going with some current info given to me by a regular.

[SanLuisMex]

Finishing up my weekend here. The place is a lot of fun. The open air bars like Paradise are a blast and full of women. Non pros. I did go to a place called Nancys. The girls were ok but I found one I really liked. She gave an ok BBBJ. Let me lick her puss and ass. I enjoyed her. The cost 800 pesos. 200 for the cab. Way more than I usually pay but I was drunk and horney.

I don't know if there is much action here. I did not look beyond the one night. Did not really come for P4P. And for those worried about safet I was never concerned. Large police presence but that is typical in most Mexican cities.

[Nibu Raphael]

guys google this ok truth san pedro sula honduras number 1 now, acapulco even bypassed jauez durango and torreon. well i heard i think they at least caught those guys that raped the 6 spanish tourists, but they were buying drugs from them.

ok just a warning be careful out in acapulco, nibu.

ps like last month too they burned a local bus before coming bgack in to centro. this is stuff that goes down in guatemala el salvador and honduras.