Stupid Shit in the Philippines

[Nice Guy 99]

Cops leave, dog catchers leave, dog owner notices bike in ditch with keys in it and steals the bike.

Classic! (needs ten more characters to post. Sigh).

[PilotPaul]

Cops leave, dog catchers leave, dog owner notices bike in ditch with keys in it and steals the bike..

Thanks for sharing. You really cannot make that kind of shit up. Classic PH. And the story is just the beginning.

Next chapter.

Fat guy's Filipina wife is called to station. She argues and pays (again) to get him out of trouble.

When his life savings are depleted she leaves him.

[PedroMorales]

I thought of putting this in the stupid monger thread, but I am not sure if the guy was a monger or not. His actions were not directly monger related. It really is more fun in the Philippines.

If you have it on video, contact https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsE...h84mw/featured who would no doubt praise you for following veterans' advice and staying out of the salami factory. You have gone up a notch in my rating.

On a serious culinary note: I find omelettes and black coffee are good choices in dodgy food land. I go to a very dodgy area on a regular basis, usually staying in top hotels but the water can be a killer and I don't like pills. I have actually been caught short on occasion though no fault of my own. I found switching to omelettes and laying off the extras (olives, jams, breads, anything remotely liquid or that has been washed) was a big help. Black tea works well too. An airline hostess I bonk on a regular basis (P4P) tells me never to drink tea or coffee on planes as the water sucks. As regards Pinoy land, "cooks" smoking cigarettes, stoves beside toilets and the mice and rats playing Texas Hold them as the Korean babrs back their favourite furries.

[Kabul Guy]

I thought of putting this in the stupid monger thread, but I am not sure if the guy was a monger or not. His actions were not directly monger related.

I am sitting in a local restaurant, it is on a side road, paved with some traffic but not on the main highways here. It is just after 8 AM an I am having breakfast.

A fat foreigner pulls up on a bike, I don't know how the 125 CC engine could move all that weight let alone how the shocks supported it. He is obviously drunk, sits down at a table orders 2 beers and two shots. I don't know what his story is and really don't care to find out.

A local government truck pulls up, it is a local dog catching action, they start rounding up a bunch of mutts putting them in a cage that already has a few dogs in it. A local dog owner starts arguing with the guys, the argument escalates and lots of shouting and arms waving.

Great I think, I will see a fight while eating my omelet.

I don't know if the staff called them or they were just passing by but a police car stops. The officers get out, more shouting and arm waving. This is becoming the most interesting breakfast in a while. They are right in front of the restaurant. Blocking the road as the cops stopped right in the middle of the road.

Right in the middle of this, fat foreigner decides to leave, after the beer and shots he can hardly walk, he leaves a blue note on the table and staggers to his bike. The police notice this and the arguments stops as the dog catchers, dog owner and police all stop and watch drunk idiot get on his bike. Or I should say tries, he missed the first couple of attempts.

Finally, he is on the bike, starts it and drives out onto the road, just misses one cop who grabs his arm, pulling him of the bike, bike runs into ditch. Drunk idiot tries to take a swing at the cop. Both cops pile on and deliver a few good hits. Cuffs go on and with the help of the dog catchers the guy gets put into the back of the police car.

Cops leave, dog catchers leave, dog owner notices bike in ditch with keys in it and steals the bike.

It really is more fun in the Philippines.

[Engine Driver]

Dear Moderator,

I thought I was the moderator of this thread. How can you keep overriding me? Please explain. Hahahaha.

I like the thread to be free for all. That is, no moderation. Hahahaha.

[PedroMorales]

You are not trying hard enough. Ph offers all of the things that your imagination can offer without it getting into your home soil domain.

Want to fuck a girl upside down in a cupboard, just ask. Want the royal treatment from landing to departure, just ask. Want the girl, her cousins and her mum, just ask.

When I visited Siargao the surfing place, there were filipina that surf and fuck. If that's your thing. There are adventurous girls that love travel and love guys. Just ask. Find the experiences that float your boat.

Your profile and posting history shows you have been monitoring and engaging with the Ph forum. It's time for you to Level Up. Raise your expectations well above your first four bareback encounters.

PP.

Thank you for opining. I have been to the Phils on numerous occasions. I have done the stretched limo thing (but not with a hooker as no crass.) My surfing days are done and, therein, you make a relevant, if implicit point. Young surf birds want to be with young surf guys, not guys who want their 8 hours' sleep and who prefer to pass on the Vitamin V. When we get older, we must change pace, just as Frank Sinatra did with his voice as he got older. I think Botox guys, like that Beatles' chappie, look really awful. Glow old glacefully.

I am gearing up to move into the bocce league and a nice Castello di Neive Barbaresco to round off the day. That, complete with cannoli and a freshly pressed Canali shirt is the wheel of life we must accept. I like going to such things and complaining about "the youth of today".

Here too we can moan about the mongers of today. All I want is to have my penis serviced and to avoid troublesome tlike dlivers and laundly hands. There is something pleasurable in putting my penis into its 10,089th vagina but, at this stage, not much novel about it. Hollywood has only three plots and Pretty Woman is one of them.

I do not want to go to the Phils to find a pint sized bargain basement Pletty Woman, although I could see the funny side of introducing her to my bocce buddies.

This thread is on Stupid Mongers in the Philippines. Maybe like las Vegas or Thailand, it is, at heart, quite simple. If you are a casual player, it is fine. If you think a babe in a brothel is a prize worth striving for, you have already lost the fight. Who knows? They will still be arguing this stuff long after we surf out.

[Dg8787]

You already admitted you were the big joke in the original post. Frankly, I think you tell lies. I have my tickets bought from Europe but it is chump change to me; I have more cash stashed in my house than you would see in five years. One problem with going is the opportunity cost; I am a busy man. I am showing my Davao ticket so you know to stay out of the way if I am around as I don't like Chinamen like you. I don't have a basement. I live in a spacious spread and I am giving away more stuff these days (to make room for more) than you could ever afford to buy. Yesterday I gave away very valuable books, antiques if you will, and tomorrow I give away valuable China but not to China men with penis envy issues. I am too lazy to sell it. I leave you to collect plastic bottles, Chinaman.

People send me PMs scoffing at you and you certainly supply them with plenty of ammunition, which is not surprising, given your ethnicity and your penis envy and height complexes. At least GE made an effort. You have a lot to learn. Which is why this thread has, by your own admission, already highlighted you in 50% of cited cases. Some record, Chinaman.

You also mentioned my mother, whose grave I visited today. That fits you right into "Stupid Mongers in the Philippines". Don't do it again, Chinaman.

As regards wines, I was dealing today with German, English (Austrian (dodgy) and Hungarian whites. You stick to your soy sauce and your bottom of the barrel penis envy fantasies, Chinaman. I will stick to sticking my dick into rich chicks and considering if I should let my tickets go to waste, as I often do.

You prove my point that low end mongers are best avoided. Continue with your uninformed insults and I will factor that in, Chinaman. Now it is late here and a busy day tomorrow. Don't bother me again Chinaman. Go off and iron someone's shirts, Chinaman.

Pesos you might have. But certainly no class.

Always thought you and CM were one of the same.

[PilotPaul]

Here is my challenge. I am due to fly out in about 10 days but I don't know if it is worth the effort.

You are not trying hard enough. Ph offers all of the things that your imagination can offer without it getting into your home soil domain.

Want to fuck a girl upside down in a cupboard, just ask. Want the royal treatment from landing to departure, just ask. Want the girl, her cousins and her mum, just ask.

When I visited Siargao the surfing place, there were filipina that surf and fuck. If that's your thing. There are adventurous girls that love travel and love guys. Just ask. Find the experiences that float your boat.

Your profile and posting history shows you have been monitoring and engaging with the Ph forum. It's time for you to Level Up. Raise your expectations well above your first four bareback encounters.

PP.

[PedroMorales]

Stupid score: 9.Stupid score: 8.Stupid score: 6. 4. Philippines has the highest concentration of hookers per square mile than any other country. Knowing this, Monger E wanted to fuck above his station by pursuing educ Stupid score: 9.

Such a night. Those whites creep up on you, even though most poems are about reds. I like natural and organic.

To the matter in hand. There should be quantifiable ways of predicting monger stupidity.

1. he is a laundry man.

2. he thinks his inked date has class (he, of course, has none).

3. he thinks love is to be found propping up a lamppost.

4. he buys her things.

5. he gives her his FB details.

6. he tries to impress her. Impressing a ho. LOL.

7. he boasts about renting one or more cut price hos.

8. he sees the provider as something more than a provider.

9. .

10.

[PBtoCobra]

It would be a lot more annoying if 15 people came to say good bye to every passenger. Even when they do not let them in, you sometimes see a half dozen with one passenger in the security line.

What I wish they would do is have good services inside the airport, decent place to get a coffee or something to eat would be very nice. How about Bo's or Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf inside the airport?

Even when I left, I had 3 people to see me off LOL!

There is nothing inside the airport on the ground floor. You go up, pay your Exit Tax, go through immigration and then you have a few small cafes. As my GF was not flying, she obviously could not join me there.

So hence I went back outside to a tiny cafe at the end of the taxi line.

I would imagine a nice coffee shop would do reasonably well.

[Sxxxx]

The fact is, the girls are stupid and we are stupid.

We are made for each other.

Don't fight it, enjoy it!

[Sxxxx]

Here is my challenge. I am due to fly out in about 10 days but I don't know if it is worth the effort.

That is the problem many of us face. We need someone like Chocha Monger to answer it, I think.

[Kabul Guy]

The stupid mongering thing I see here is some guys will fly in, spend their annual vacation here, spend a year's savings just to get here and get a hotel, will spend lavishly on themselves but then deny the honey that gives them maximum pleasure an extra couple hundred and then brag about it.

You would not treat any other hired service provider the same way, would you hire a guy to paint your house then stiff him for the job? (if your name is not Trump that is.) Would you go to the dentist for a routine cleaning then stiff her for the bill?

Then why fuck the girl out of what you agree to pay her after you fuck her pussy? I realize that with a hardened pro, she only sees you as a source of income and she will not thank you too much for the full agreed upon payment, but what about the regular girl, just trying to get a few pesos to help with the rent and food? Just because she might be too shy to ask is no reason not to slip her some reasonable "taxi money".

One thing to think about, you don't follow through and pay the pro, is that she has some resources that you cannot imagine. Next night you take her friend home and then 30 seconds after she leaves the cops are at your door and immediately look at the side of the bed where she was and find a small quantity of drugs.

Bet that will cost you a lot more than the few hundred you saved by not paying the agreed upon price.

I am not saying to throw your money around and spend more than the going rate, that also has negative consequences for us all, but pay what you agree to pay, perhaps even a small tip and that will have positive implications for you and for all of us.

[PedroMorales]

CM. Perfect forum for you here. Make it complete.

You already admitted you were the big joke in the original post. Frankly, I think you tell lies. I have my tickets bought from Europe but it is chump change to me; I have more cash stashed in my house than you would see in five years. One problem with going is the opportunity cost; I am a busy man. I am showing my Davao ticket so you know to stay out of the way if I am around as I don't like Chinamen like you. I don't have a basement. I live in a spacious spread and I am giving away more stuff these days (to make room for more) than you could ever afford to buy. Yesterday I gave away very valuable books, antiques if you will, and tomorrow I give away valuable China but not to China men with penis envy issues. I am too lazy to sell it. I leave you to collect plastic bottles, Chinaman.

People send me PMs scoffing at you and you certainly supply them with plenty of ammunition, which is not surprising, given your ethnicity and your penis envy and height complexes. At least GE made an effort. You have a lot to learn. Which is why this thread has, by your own admission, already highlighted you in 50% of cited cases. Some record, Chinaman.

You also mentioned my mother, whose grave I visited today. That fits you right into "Stupid Mongers in the Philippines". Don't do it again, Chinaman.

As regards wines, I was dealing today with German, English (Austrian (dodgy) and Hungarian whites. You stick to your soy sauce and your bottom of the barrel penis envy fantasies, Chinaman. I will stick to sticking my dick into rich chicks and considering if I should let my tickets go to waste, as I often do.

You prove my point that low end mongers are best avoided. Continue with your uninformed insults and I will factor that in, Chinaman. Now it is late here and a busy day tomorrow. Don't bother me again Chinaman. Go off and iron someone's shirts, Chinaman.

[Dg8787]

CM. Perfect forum for you here. Make it complete.